Who brought this guy into the monastic circle?.

Chapter 293 Silent Destruction
"Are you really okay like this?"

You Li took three pills and left. His cousin could already foresee Bai Xiangdong's fate.

Han Yu spoke unhappily. How could he be blamed for this? It was obvious that after You Li heard about the effects of the pills, his eyes became brighter and brighter, and finally he grabbed three pills and ran away, okay?

I will definitely not take the blame for this.

Moreover……

"Although these pills have some weird side effects, they won't cause any serious casualties. You Li was ridiculed for his appearance, so Bai Xiangdong was indeed in the wrong first."

Han Yu still felt that Bai Xiangdong's actions were indeed a bit excessive, but these pills were not that exaggerated, so he allowed the other party to take them away.

After listening to what he said, several people could only look at each other. Damn, this misunderstanding was too big.

It turns out that what this guy heard was different from what they heard.

Han Yu didn't know what You Li really looked like, so he felt that Bai Xiangdong was humiliating him by putting You Li's current appearance on the Hundred Flowers List.

It was impossible for Youli to snatch three pills from him so easily. It was most likely that he let her take them for revenge.

Therefore, Bai Xiangdong really had no one to complain about his unfortunate situation.

"Pharmacist! Actually, free..."

My cousin was afraid that there would be another misunderstanding, so he thought of telling everyone clearly first.

But as soon as he opened his mouth, Youli had already returned.

"What are you talking about me?"

He was angry when he left, but now he comes back refreshed and talks to everyone happily.

"I was just planning to tell Han Yu about you."

My cousin scratched his face with his hand, suggesting something.

"Don't say it."

Youli refused without thinking, as she had already planned to use this face when she traveled in the future.

Being free and without any so-called dogmatic constraints, there is no need to go through all this again.

She is a free person, a free cultivator, and this identity makes her feel more comfortable hanging out with them.

My cousin rolled his eyes and stopped what he was about to say. Forget it. Now that the person in charge has spoken, it would be inappropriate to say anything more.

Here, Youli Damajindao sat down, bared his teeth, showing two white teeth, and said with a chuckle, "The pharmacist's elixir is really terrible. That guy is now talking fluently. He is almost going crazy because of himself."

"Have you told others about the side effects?"

The rest is not important, but you still have to be careful with the Yiyan Pill. Who knows what strange things will happen if you don’t curse yourself.

So Han Yu still reminded him.

"I did, but whether he listens or not is none of my business."

Youli curled his lips indifferently.
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"I'm so fucking crazy that I curse myself."

Bai Xiangdong recovered from the mud and staggered to his feet with a bruised face and nose.

This world is too dangerous after all. Such an ugly girl would actually be obsessed with being on the Hundred Flowers List and delusionally dream of getting on the list through force.

"You spend your days drinking and singing, and you act arrogantly for no reason! Damn it, if you are really that arrogant, you can get on my list of geniuses!"

Bai Xiangdong spoke angrily. This incident further strengthened his determination to maintain the Hundred Flowers List.

Just as he finished thinking this, he was taking off his clothes without realizing it. The corners of his mouth twitched slightly and a trace of saliva slowly dripped from the corners of his mouth.

By the time he gradually realized that something was wrong, his head had already started to feel dizzy and even thinking seemed extremely difficult.

The next moment, Bai Xiangdong, who was in a daze, suddenly stood there and laughed foolishly, waving his hands happily and running and jumping.

He had shaken off his monk's robe and his boots were thrown off. In just the short distance from the ruined house to the small market, his hair had become disheveled and in a messy state.

Such a madman suddenly appeared in the lively market. Many vendors retreated, while Bai Xiangdong looked around, jumped around, and had a lot of fun.

At the moment, he was catching a fat fish and forcibly prying open the fish's mouth to blow air into it.

"Get out of here, you lunatic."

The old man who was hiding behind the fish stall saw this and quickly picked up a pole and hit Bai Xiangdong on the head. Feeling the pain, the fish in Bai Xiangdong's hand slipped and fell out.

The old man became even angrier, and rushed out with a carrying pole, chasing Bai Xiangdong and starting to beat him.

There was chaos all over the place for a while. Bai Xiangdong was like a headless fly, either knocking over other people's dry goods on the left or pushing down other people's seafood on the right, and more and more people were hitting him.

"Hit him!"

The crowd was enraged and kept noisily driving him away. All kinds of smelly fish bubbles and rotten vegetable leaves were thrown at him, and soon his whole body was covered with them.

The group of vendors only stopped and left after driving Bai Xiangdong to the seaside.

“Tut…Tut…”

Bai Xiangdong kept spitting happily at the many departing figures.

After a full half hour had passed, when he was still digging a hole on the beach to pee, the sea breeze blew and he shivered all over for no reason.

His confused consciousness gradually became clear, and Bai Xiangdong's eyes began to show some spirit.

But he no longer had that silly and happy expression on his face, instead, he had a look of extreme fear.

What just happened was still vivid in his mind. All the ridiculous things he had done and the scene of how he was driven away all appeared clearly in front of him.

His face was pale and colorless, and he suddenly felt terrified.

He was really crazy at that moment!
Thinking back to what the ugly girl said, didn't she say that it's best to curse yourself once a day?

And am I crazy and have I cursed myself?

Recalling the strange symptoms of being able to speak fluently, a familiar face gradually appeared in my mind...

Han Yu!

Apart from him, no one else in the world has such a miraculous elixir.

Is this bastard trying to trick me?

Bai Xiangdong gritted his teeth and flew up without thinking.

He was going to find the other party to report... and argue.

Well, Han Yu must give himself an explanation.

After the man flew up hurriedly, his body involuntarily stood on one foot, with his hands wide open. His posture of "White Crane Spreads Wings" was more standard than that of a monk who had been immersed in boxing for many years.

Blanch!
Bai Xiangdong's face immediately turned green, and he withdrew his hands and feet fiercely. As a result, his formation energy instantly became chaotic, and the power he possessed in the air instantly disappeared, and he fell towards the sea.

thump……

Big splashes appeared on the water surface, and when Bai Xiangdong stuck his head out again, sea water and tears flowed down together.

Woohoo...bastard!

He understood that the three pills, Speaking fluently, Cursing himself, and White Crane Spreading Wings, corresponded to his three current situations. It must be Han Yu.

Suddenly, I was overwhelmed with sadness, because the Supervisory Office had a rumor that Han Yu's elixir had no antidote...

On the other side, a figure was staggering into the fishing village.

The hem of her bright red skirt swayed in the wind, just like her body, and her slender figure seemed like it would fall down at any moment.

It had just been a while since Bai Xiangdong had caused a commotion, and there were still many people on the street.

I saw this man with a strange look on the road, so I went to look at him out of curiosity. As soon as we made eye contact, I was scared to death.

What kind of woman is this? Her face looks like it has been patched up, half of it is normal, and the other half has been burned. The area between her eyebrows looks like it has been patched up, leaving a line mark.

The passerby's behavior seemed to attract the attention of the people around her. They thought that another crazy woman had come and surrounded her. But when they saw her face to face, they all turned pale with fright.

"Acridine!"

After an extremely sharp voice came out from the woman, the entire small market seemed to be frozen in an instant, and everyone coming and going stopped moving and stood there like a fool.

Then a ball of soft liquid slowly flowed out of the woman's mouth, and instantly exploded into threads, one by one connected to the villagers. The black silk threads were like living things, constantly climbing on the villagers' bodies, and finally suddenly rushed in from their mouths and noses.

When the villagers started to move again, they all looked dazed and walked towards her slowly like puppets...

(End of this chapter)