Who brought this guy into the monastic circle?.
Chapter 362: Minzhou City Farce
Chapter 362: Minzhou City Farce
Needless to say! So far, Han Yu can only think of one person who can do such a thing.
The Grand Elder of Nanli Jianzhai, the one who signed as Elder Luo, also asked him if he wanted a wife.
Han Yu thought that these old guys would definitely not have much moral integrity for the sake of their longevity, but he never thought that Elder Luo could make another breakthrough beyond his imagination.
"Elder Luo, does this count as kidnapping?"
The other party rolled his eyes and said, "Of course it counts! Hurry up and give me the pill. I can't beat you. For the sake of You girl, you just have to cooperate with me and give me the pill. I will go and argue with those old ghosts later."
I have to say that this is a good plan. He who strikes first prevails. After getting the elixir, the others won't be able to do anything to him no matter how angry they are.
It’s a pity that although his idea is good, there are many people who share the same idea as him.
Before Han Yu could respond, several voices of cursing were heard.
"Luo Laogui, you are shameless."
"Shameless!"
"What a thief!"
An endless stream of voices echoed over the city of Minzhou, attracting many people pointing and talking. Soon, the poor guards who had been under martial law and had not slept all night came rushing over and evacuated the crowd again.
Then he looked up at the sky with a sad brow.
Why is this different from what he imagined? Shouldn't the purpose of gathering so many big guys here be to fight against evil together?
Why are you here to quarrel?
God have mercy on him. He didn’t sleep all night for fear that the evil monks would invade his territory.
After all, it can't be a small matter if so many Transcendent Realm bosses have to be gathered together.
In mid-air, Han Yu took a closer look and saw that everything that was supposed to happen had already happened...
This shouldn't have come, but it has.
Especially the figure holding a child among them, Han Yu's mouth twitched for a while when he saw it.
"I was wondering if you are fine now. Why are you joining in the fun for no reason?"
In the void not far away, Ou Mingdong held his master in his arms and replied with a bitter face, "Do you think I want to come?"
He had just recovered, and it was a good time for him to spend all day with Su Wanjun, but before he could enjoy the happy days, his master came to visit him.
And the reason is very sufficient. If the master has to go on a long journey, it is not too much for the disciple to accompany him and take care of him personally, including his pee and poop.
The Grand Elder of Wushuang Tower certainly doesn't want more people to know about his embarrassing moments, so he can only let his disciple Ou Mingdong accompany him.
Therefore, Ou Mingdong almost collapsed last night. He initially followed his master here, and then when his master "died", he continued on his way carrying the "corpse" on his back.
The body almost dissolved on the way and was delayed for a while, resulting in a scolding from the master after he was born.
Ou Mingdong complained for a long time, but before he could finish, he was hit on the back of the head by the boy in his arms.
"Rebellion! You are not happy to serve the master, are you?"
The Great Elder of Wushuang Tower was still not satisfied after the fight, and started scolding him again.
Han Yu gave Ou Mingdong a look of pity. With such a master, this guy might not dare to return to the sect in the future.
Unless he wants to change his master's diapers every day...
"I asked, what are you doing here in your old age?"
Han Yu asked the Great Elder, who was still a child at this time, he had already excluded Wushuang Tower when he wrote the letter.
The Great Elder of Wushuang Tower raised his little head at this moment and said with great pride, "Of course I came here to fight for the elixir. You are so dishonest that you missed me."
"Fortunately, I have connections in the Supervisory Department."
Yes, it was the Supervisory Office that leaked the information.
After a brief chat, the group of people began to denounce Elder Luo again.
Everyone rushed here just to have a chance to live.
As a result, this shameless old man was so despicable that he actually wanted to get there first.
What they could not have imagined was that in the face of a crowd of condemnations, the old guy saw that the situation was not right and actually dragged Han Yu out of the city again.
So another chase ensued, with a group of people chasing them all the way out of the city. Han Yu didn't want to play with Elder Luo any more. With the speed of the Transcendent Realm, if they really kept chasing them, they would all run out of Minzhou Prefecture in no time.
Therefore, Han Yu broke free after walking about ten miles, and a group of people behind him quickly caught up with him. Ou Mingdong was the worst off, as he was chased all the way by the Wushuang Tower elder who looked like a teenager, holding his head in his hand.
This time Han Yu didn't give them another chance to quarrel again, otherwise it would never end.
After everyone gathered again, he quickly spoke first.
"Wait a minute, I have conditions for the pills this time, they are not given away for free."
"It's the same for everyone. If anyone can meet my requirements, I'll give him the pill. There's no point in snatching it away."
Only after these words were spoken did everyone calm down.
"Tell me! What are your conditions this time?"
Seeing that he had lost the initiative, Elder Luo let go of Han Yu's hand in disgust, curled his lips and asked.
"I want the Fire Spirit..."
A quarter of an hour later, Han Yu finally explained in detail the possible existence of the fire spirit in the Minzhou Prefecture area, and also explained to several people that the form of the spirit is not necessarily fixed.
After all, the wood spirit's spirit body is a fawn, so tell me if it's far-fetched or not.
It may be an animal, or it may not even be an animal.
"You might as well not say that."
The great elder of Wushuang Tower rolled his eyes. At this time, he looked like an ordinary teenager. Ou Mingdong looked relieved and quickly helped his master to get dressed.
The expressions of the old ghosts from other sects were the same.
This is too general. It's the same as not saying anything. It just says "spirit" and then tells you that it can exist in all possible forms within the scope of a state.
How to find a needle in a haystack?
"I don't count on luck to find it. Let's see who can help find it. Whoever finds the elixir will own it."
Han Yu said helplessly.
"So, you used a pill to trick a bunch of old guys like us into coming all the way here to find something for you?"
"You really have a good idea. One pill can control nine people in the Transcendent Realm."
The Great Elder of Piaomiao City stared at him with wide eyes, bared his teeth and scolded him.
"It's not even one pill. I still have one here."
Han Yu took out the pill that had been put aside for several days.
Six-animal pill: After taking the pill, the user will randomly obtain the body of six of the twelve zodiac animals, and each animal will have its corresponding ability. It is only for people with a transcendent level of cultivation or above. Side effects: The cultivation will be lost, and one ability will be lost after each death. The six animal changes are randomly performed at midnight every day, and the body becomes a human at midnight every day.
This difficult-to-get pill may only interest these few people.
Sure enough, after listening to the first half of the introduction of the elixir, this group of people immediately showed interest, but when they listened to the second half about the side effects, the light in their eyes went out.
To sacrifice all your cultivation to buy a pill is a huge price to pay.
Furthermore, this change is permanent. Except for one hour in human form, the rest of the time it appears in animal form.
Again, what smart person would give up being a living person and choose to be a pig or dog?
Only a fool would be willing to do that!
"My pills are always based on how much you get and how much you pay."
Han Yu was very sure that no matter how bad the Liuxiao Pill was, it would not be weak. The bad effects might be side effects, but the positive effects would definitely not be weak.
The rules of the bottle have been tested by time, and Han Yu has already figured it out. There are no useless pills, only those that are used in the wrong place.
"I'll only give it to you for two days. This pill can be given unconditionally. I'll give it to anyone who wants it."
There were only three days left, and Han Yu couldn't keep hiding it any longer. He gave her two days. If no one wanted her after two days, she would have to find a way herself.
I definitely can't eat it myself, so if I have no choice I can only force others to eat it.
The pill in the bottle is better than the spirit weapon in this respect. Just eat it.
Hexidan still has to beg people to eat it, and the main point is that people are willing to eat it.
(End of this chapter)
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