Rebirth of King Zhou
Chapter 193 The Secret Story of the Immortal 1 Luo Basket
Chapter 193
Knowing that "Four Different Phases" is experiencing a fate similar to that of "The Greatest Monkey in History", Zi Xing looked at it with sympathetic eyes.
Is it to accept the "beast control ring"?Or flatly refuse?
This is a problem.
According to the general thinking, if you haven't reaped any benefits at all, you have to lose your freedom in vain first, which is simply a very uneconomical deal.But the "Four Unlikenesses" had dealt with Grandpa Zhu for many years, and they had confidence in his "character" and even more confidence in his strength... Therefore, although "losing freedom" made him feel disappointed, it still In the end, he accepted Grandpa Zhu's "conditions" rationally.
That "beast control ring", from the perspective of ordinary people, is really quite big, it can be used as a "collar" for children.
However, referring to the huge size of the "Four Unlikenesses", the "Beast Control Ring" can only be used as a "nose ring"...
Ugh, faux pas!Why does Zixing only think of the "beast control ring" as a nose ring for "four different images" instead of "earrings"?In the final analysis, he was deeply poisoned by "Journey to the West" in his previous life.
In "Journey to the West", all the mentioned plots where the gods put the "beast control ring" on the monster are directly buckled the "beast control ring" on the nose of the monster—and then tied a "fairy rope" When you reach the ring, you can lead the "monster" away like a cow.Hmph, that's how immortals often get their "mounts".
In the world of immortals, the emphasis on "respecting strength" and "absolute control", such as the long-term business philosophy of "career retention, treatment retention, and emotional retention" emphasized by modern enterprises, is completely ignored by immortals.
"Career keeps people"?Pooh!
They all turn "monsters" into their own "domestic slaves" or even "mounts", what "development prospects" do those "mounted slaves" have - not just any "monster" has a "white dragon horse" After more than ten years of "Tang Monk" learning scriptures from the West, it is a good fortune to be named "Eight Dragons"!Anyway, Tang Seng's white dragon horse was born in the "Dragon Clan" before, with a high starting point and a strong relationship. The Tathagata Buddha has to give it a good name to save face...
"Treatment to keep people"?Pooh!
It would have been a feasible solution.Those "immortals" who can use the "beast control ring" to collect monsters seem to be very stingy, and I haven't seen anyone who has given their "mount" a little bit of benefits...
In "Journey to the West", didn't "Tathagata" connive at his disciples to accept a "Purple Golden Bowl" from a Tang Dynasty monk before he officially "passed on the scriptures"? "Tathagata" explained that accepting a "purple golden bowl" is just "meaning" and not breaking the "rules" - for other wealthy mortals, just "recite one sutra" and "receive three buckets of golden rice grains" Three liters, it's too cheap to sell...
"Show mercy"?Pooh!
Originally, this is more "cheap", and it is even more feasible.But most of those "fairies" are arrogant and arrogant, and they can't even understand the eternal love classics such as "Seven Fairies and Dong Yong" and "Weaver Girl and Cowherd" in the world. Feelings are cold—is it necessary for those great gods to make "emotional investment" in the "mount" they have received?Absolutely impossible——unless the "mount" is the illegitimate child of a certain cultivation "power", it has "investment" value.
The vast majority of the "upper class" in the cultivation world are so "realistic".
Just like Grandpa Zhu, in Zi Xing's eyes, he can be regarded as a "powerful cultivator" with a "human touch".But after careful analysis now, it seems that Grandpa Zhu only "sees girl Jiang" and those who are close to Girl Jiang "differently".Grandpa Zhu was still too lazy to win over the "four unlikenesses", so he gave it a "beast control ring" directly, saving worry and trouble!
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The "Four Unlikenesses" had no room to refuse, and took the "Beast Controlling Ring" with a sigh.
Sure enough, it obediently put the "beast control ring" between its two "nostrils". As soon as the "beast control ring" came into contact with its nose, it snapped it on.
Zi Xing has always opened the "Eye of Primordial Mist", so he can see very clearly.
After the "Beast Controlling Ring" clasped the flesh between the noses of "Four Unlikenesses", it radiated one after another with "invisible ripples", rushing towards the inside of the huge fleshy body, aiming at the brain of "Four Unlikenesses". "Remnant Soul".
Those "invisible ripples" one after another formed an invisible circle, which firmly "wrapped" the remnant souls of the "four unlikenesses"...
Well, it is estimated that after chanting the related spell, the "beast control ring" can directly toss the remnant soul of the "four unlikenesses" instead of its body. Therefore, it will cause the "four unlikenesses" to produce a huge pain that is "unbearable to live".
Uh, seeing this, Zi Xing finally solved a long-standing mystery in his heart.
He used to think it was quite strange: the "beast control ring" only buckled the nose of the monster beast, and when the monster got angry, it broke a small part of the nose, wouldn't it be possible to break free from the "shackles" and regain freedom? ?Isn't it impossible to live without a "nose"?At best, it's ugly... There are also news reports about ordinary people being bitten by dogs and living with their entire faces...
Now, the mystery has finally been solved. It turns out that the "beast control ring" is actually directly "binding" the soul of the monster.
In addition, Zi Xing also thought of a deeper problem: Grandpa Zhu's "beast control ring" only restrained a strand of remnant soul of "Four Unlikenesses", so this strand of "Remnant Soul" must be helped to gain control over the entire "Four Unlikenesses" main soul , it is possible to completely control that incomparably powerful "main soul"...
This is something that complements each other. No wonder the "four different images" in front of me are not worried that after Grandpa Zhu controls it, he will not help it realize his wish...
They are all smart guys!
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That night, according to Grandpa Zhu's suggestion, he temporarily stayed at the entrance of this "hell world".
Grandpa Zhu wants to stay in this "hell world" because he has something to discuss with Zi Xing.So, Grandpa Zhu and Zixing lived in the same "natural cave" that night.
It's a rare opportunity for Zixing to get close to Grandpa Zhu, the "big brother in the cultivation world", so of course he won't refuse.
After getting in touch, I found that Grandpa Zhu, an old man, is quite talkative.Moreover, he is also very "enlightened" in his bones.
For example, Grandpa Zhu could tell at the first glance that the "infant body" that Zi Xing is using now has the same blood as himself, so Grandpa Zhu can be [-]% sure that this "infant body" must be " Azusa's illegitimate son"!However, although Grandpa Zhu dotes on "Girl Jiang", he also believes that it is only natural for a capable man to have "three wives and four concubines".Therefore, Grandpa Zhu solemnly assured Zi Xing that he would never tell "Girl Jiang" about this...
After some contact, Zixing finally "leads Grandpa Zhu as a fellow".They are both the same type of "coquettish" characters, and they should be heroes to cherish each other.
Knowing that Grandpa Zhu is also such an "interesting" person, Zi Xing also let go, and directly asked the sensitive question that he was very interested in, "Why did Grandpa hide his name when he was doing well in the cultivation world?"
Grandpa Zhu also felt that Zixing was very appetizing, so he didn't refuse to answer the question.He explained vaguely, saying that he was also a "romantic person" several 10 years ago (this number made Zi Xing dizzy).I had a similar experience with Zi Xing, but I accidentally made an "illegitimate daughter".
Later, the illegitimate daughter grew up and gained a prestigious position in the cultivation world.Once she came out to fight for a certain "real power position" in the heavens, and asked her father to help her. Through her strong relationship, she secretly defeated a powerful male competitor and reached that position.
It was nothing at first, but afterward Grandpa Zhu found out that the 'male competitor' who competed with his 'illegitimate daughter' for the position was actually another 'illegitimate child' of his.
Grandpa Zhu's "male illegitimate son" has hated Grandpa Zhu ever since because of this "failure incident".Father and son are strangers.
From then on, Grandpa Zhu gradually faded out of the realm of comprehension, and did not want to be involved in power struggles.
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This kind of "old-fashioned" plot made Zi Xing speechless for a while.If Grandpa Zhu is just talking nonsense, that's fine. If it's true, then his old man's "love history" really has no interest in seducing everyone to read it.
Assuming that "Sage Nuwa" is Grandpa Zhu's "illegitimate daughter" who "successfully fought for the position", Zi Xing would feel that the "love history" that Grandpa Zhu disclosed to him is extraordinary..."illegitimate daughter" If it's not Nuwa, it's an out-and-out old story.
You know, in the previous life, the "Secret History of the Immortals" collected by Zi Xing was definitely not as old as Grandpa Zhu.
Of course, "vulgar" is the same "vulgar".
For example, Zi Xing once heard a Q version of the secret history of immortals about "Journey to the West", which was somewhat similar to Grandpa Zhu's "Love History", but that secret history was much more interesting than Grandpa Zhu's "Love History".
It originated from the fact that the "mythical world" has made great strides into the "modern society", so "advancing with the times" has become the main theme of the times.The Jade Emperor decided to carry out political, institutional, and reforms, and ordered an "election system" to be piloted in the realm of self-cultivation.
"Guanyin" was very happy to hear the above news.
You should know: Mount Putuo (the residence of Avalokitesvara) is isolated in the sea, and its location is remote; but now that science has developed, there are fewer people who believe in Buddhism, and the income from incense has dropped sharply.Every month, "Guanyin" handed over most of the incense money collected to "Heavenly Court", and there was not much money left in his hands, and the population of Mount Putuo was increasing year by year-in short, life was not easy ah.If you can find a "fat position" in the Heavenly Court and enjoy the financial subsidies from the "Heavenly Court", life will be easier.
Before the election, "Guanyin" filled out more than n forms and paid the election deposit, and finally passed the qualification review.
The position she is running for is the post of "Head of Heavenly Court's embassy in the human world".
You know, there are constant conflicts on the way to learn scriptures. Every time there is a trivial matter, the Jade Emperor always recruits "Guanyin" to come forward and negotiate to resolve it; "Guanyin" then felt that she had rich experience and good practical ability in dealing with the relationship between gods, humans, and demons, and she was the only one for the above-mentioned position.As a result, most of the observers in the "Six Realms" were stunned.
After all the immortals voted, "Sister Avalokitesvara" only got two votes; while the monk Tang Seng (a competitor of Avalokitesvara) who went to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures won the votes of all other immortals and was finally elected with a high number of votes.
"Sister Guanyin" was heartbroken by this one-sided "voting result", and cried for several days. After many twists and turns, she finally found out the inside story...
Uh, I have to start from the beginning again.
Back then, when Bajie molested Chang'e, the Jade Emperor was furious and wanted to chop off his head.If it weren't for the kind old man Taibai Jinxing who came to the rescue, Bajie would have finished playing a long time ago.
This matter is very strange, there is an inside story.Just imagine, at that time Zhu Bajie held the high position of "Marshal of the Canopy" and was in charge of the "Navy" of the heavens. Didn't he just drink a little wine and molested a high-ranking maid?Is it worth beheading, being demoted to the lower world, or turning into a pig's head?
After many years, "Avalokitesvara" finally figured it out—it turns out that Bajie and Chang'e were old friends, but Chang'e was born really well.Ever since, at a dance party, "Tathagata" fell in love with Chang'e.Chang'e is not a chaste and strong woman (she was married to "Houyi" long before marrying Marshal Tianpeng), "Brother Tathagata" finally successfully developed her "unspoken rules" into an underground lover.
This is also difficult to be a precept, "Tathagata" is the CEO of the Western Paradise, powerful and powerful, with a net worth of billions, and the developed "believers" and "relationships" spread all over the six realms, which is incomparable.
Marshal Canopy then wisely withdrew from this dangerous "emotional game".
Unfortunately, Chang'e became pregnant later, and it is certain that it is the "seed" of "Brother Tathagata". "Tathagata" is very anxious, he has a very high reputation in the six realms, a representative of "not close to women". "Tathagata" thought it over and over again, in order to keep his good reputation, he came to Bajie again, and wanted Bajie to be the top bag.
Bajie is willing to "top up the bag", but he has too much appetite and is tired of being a naval commander, and wants to be the "Chairman" of the Joint Conference of the Army, Navy and Air Force in the heavens.This is difficult. The "Chairman" of the Joint Conference of the Three Armed Forces of the Heavenly Realm has always been in the presence of the "Er Lang God", who is the Jade Emperor's nephew.With the military power in the hands of his own family, the Jade Emperor was relatively at ease.
"Tathagata" and the Jade Emperor are close friends, knowing where the Jade Emperor's bottom line is, he will never agree to Ba Jie's rude request.So "Tathagata" didn't bother to come forward to ask for this "favor" for Bajie, and directly rejected Bajie, telling him not to have such delusions.
It was the first time that Bajie suffered such a major setback in his career, so he drank some wine and wanted to have a good talk with Chang'e, so as to walk the so-called "madam's route".
This time it was caught.
After discussing with the Jade Emperor, Tathagata convicted the "Tianpeng Marshal" as a hooligan and demoted him to the lower realm.Chang'e finally gave birth to a son, "Tathagata" was very anxious and couldn't put the child in the sky.Therefore, the illegitimate child was given a title: Jin Chanzi.Also let him go down.
After going down to the lower realm, the "golden cicada" became a well-known monk in the Tang Dynasty—Tang Seng.
This "curve to save the country" trick works!First put the illegitimate son down, exercise him, then let him be gilded, and finally push him to the position of a high-ranking official—that is, the position of "the head of the embassy of the Heavenly Court in the Human World".
This is the underlying reason why "Guanyin" and Tang Seng competed for the "big position" and finally lost.
"Guanyin" wants to cry but has no tears. If she knew Tang Seng had such a background, why would she fight for it?
"Guanyin" was born in a poor family, her parents died early, and only through her own efforts can she become what she is today.
Alas, if I knew she would not sign up for this damn election, I would have to PK face-to-face with Tang Seng, indirectly "fighting father"...
"Avalokitesvara" not only failed to get "fat" in the end, but was also squeezed out of Mount Putuo. "Guanyin" also learned the inside story of "Sun Dasheng" and her "sympathy".
Sun Dasheng Wukong was sent to Huaguo Mountain after he finished "learning the scriptures"... On the surface, "Tathagata" encouraged him to start his own business and expand the "Huaguo Mountain tourism industry", but it is not the case.
Just imagine, Tang Seng is the son of the Tathagata, and "learning scriptures" means crossing gold, of course, superficial articles are enough.The so-called nine-nine-eight-one disaster is actually all fake. Those big monsters and little monsters are all "extras", hired by "Tathagata"... Wukong killed them all with a stick.This makes it difficult for "Tathagata".They all helped the "Tathagata" to put on a show every time, but they were all beaten to death by the "Monkey Sun". Although "Tathagata" is the CEO, he would have to "bleed a lot" if he wanted to settle them one by one.
Therefore, after learning the scriptures, "Tathagata" officially turned Wukong into a positive position and gave him "the establishment of a civil servant", but he was not assigned any formal work, so he was sent back to Huaguoshan to develop tourism.
It is said that "Sun Dasheng" is to actively develop the "Huaguo Mountain Tourism Industry" and lead the people (all the monkeys) in his hometown to get rid of poverty and become rich, but "Tathagata" has not given him a penny of funding (nor helping to implement bank loans).This explains the problem very much...
Facts speak louder than arguments.After so many years of reform and opening up, "Lianyungang" has not developed, because "Lianyungang" has Sun Dasheng's hometown "Huaguoshan", and all the gods dare not go there. ...
"Guanyin" didn't know until today that "Tathagata" was already dissatisfied with her.The reason is that she also pulled Zhu Bajie into the team of Buddhist scriptures.
In fact, we can't blame "Sister Guanyin" for this!How did she know that Bajie was Tathagata's rival in love?
To be honest, since Bajie was relegated to the lower world, after deep reflection, his life skills have become more and more slippery.Every time he met those "extras" who were paid by "Tathagata", Ba Jie threw down the rake and turned around and ran away.
Another Buddhist scripture member, the "Drifling Monk", is also very cunning and keeps a "low profile".Isn't there a popular saying on the Internet: the highest level of "pretending to be 'forced'" is "low-key"? ...
Now, Bajie and Drifting are getting along very well.
After Bajie returned to the Heavenly Court, he didn't mention the old things, but nodded and bowed when he saw the "Tathagata", a standard slave look; in addition, on the way to learn the scriptures, he treated all the "extras" with courtesy, especially Won the love of female compatriots, and now has been successfully elected as the "Chairman of the 'Women' Federation of the Human World'".
Drifting has always been silent and seldom speaks, he knows what he knows but never speaks, never expresses his opinion on everything, so he has done well and was unanimously elected as the "Heavenly Worker Model".Big and small "entertainment" is constantly going on, and the body shape is developing "horizontally"...
Knowing that "Four Different Phases" is experiencing a fate similar to that of "The Greatest Monkey in History", Zi Xing looked at it with sympathetic eyes.
Is it to accept the "beast control ring"?Or flatly refuse?
This is a problem.
According to the general thinking, if you haven't reaped any benefits at all, you have to lose your freedom in vain first, which is simply a very uneconomical deal.But the "Four Unlikenesses" had dealt with Grandpa Zhu for many years, and they had confidence in his "character" and even more confidence in his strength... Therefore, although "losing freedom" made him feel disappointed, it still In the end, he accepted Grandpa Zhu's "conditions" rationally.
That "beast control ring", from the perspective of ordinary people, is really quite big, it can be used as a "collar" for children.
However, referring to the huge size of the "Four Unlikenesses", the "Beast Control Ring" can only be used as a "nose ring"...
Ugh, faux pas!Why does Zixing only think of the "beast control ring" as a nose ring for "four different images" instead of "earrings"?In the final analysis, he was deeply poisoned by "Journey to the West" in his previous life.
In "Journey to the West", all the mentioned plots where the gods put the "beast control ring" on the monster are directly buckled the "beast control ring" on the nose of the monster—and then tied a "fairy rope" When you reach the ring, you can lead the "monster" away like a cow.Hmph, that's how immortals often get their "mounts".
In the world of immortals, the emphasis on "respecting strength" and "absolute control", such as the long-term business philosophy of "career retention, treatment retention, and emotional retention" emphasized by modern enterprises, is completely ignored by immortals.
"Career keeps people"?Pooh!
They all turn "monsters" into their own "domestic slaves" or even "mounts", what "development prospects" do those "mounted slaves" have - not just any "monster" has a "white dragon horse" After more than ten years of "Tang Monk" learning scriptures from the West, it is a good fortune to be named "Eight Dragons"!Anyway, Tang Seng's white dragon horse was born in the "Dragon Clan" before, with a high starting point and a strong relationship. The Tathagata Buddha has to give it a good name to save face...
"Treatment to keep people"?Pooh!
It would have been a feasible solution.Those "immortals" who can use the "beast control ring" to collect monsters seem to be very stingy, and I haven't seen anyone who has given their "mount" a little bit of benefits...
In "Journey to the West", didn't "Tathagata" connive at his disciples to accept a "Purple Golden Bowl" from a Tang Dynasty monk before he officially "passed on the scriptures"? "Tathagata" explained that accepting a "purple golden bowl" is just "meaning" and not breaking the "rules" - for other wealthy mortals, just "recite one sutra" and "receive three buckets of golden rice grains" Three liters, it's too cheap to sell...
"Show mercy"?Pooh!
Originally, this is more "cheap", and it is even more feasible.But most of those "fairies" are arrogant and arrogant, and they can't even understand the eternal love classics such as "Seven Fairies and Dong Yong" and "Weaver Girl and Cowherd" in the world. Feelings are cold—is it necessary for those great gods to make "emotional investment" in the "mount" they have received?Absolutely impossible——unless the "mount" is the illegitimate child of a certain cultivation "power", it has "investment" value.
The vast majority of the "upper class" in the cultivation world are so "realistic".
Just like Grandpa Zhu, in Zi Xing's eyes, he can be regarded as a "powerful cultivator" with a "human touch".But after careful analysis now, it seems that Grandpa Zhu only "sees girl Jiang" and those who are close to Girl Jiang "differently".Grandpa Zhu was still too lazy to win over the "four unlikenesses", so he gave it a "beast control ring" directly, saving worry and trouble!
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The "Four Unlikenesses" had no room to refuse, and took the "Beast Controlling Ring" with a sigh.
Sure enough, it obediently put the "beast control ring" between its two "nostrils". As soon as the "beast control ring" came into contact with its nose, it snapped it on.
Zi Xing has always opened the "Eye of Primordial Mist", so he can see very clearly.
After the "Beast Controlling Ring" clasped the flesh between the noses of "Four Unlikenesses", it radiated one after another with "invisible ripples", rushing towards the inside of the huge fleshy body, aiming at the brain of "Four Unlikenesses". "Remnant Soul".
Those "invisible ripples" one after another formed an invisible circle, which firmly "wrapped" the remnant souls of the "four unlikenesses"...
Well, it is estimated that after chanting the related spell, the "beast control ring" can directly toss the remnant soul of the "four unlikenesses" instead of its body. Therefore, it will cause the "four unlikenesses" to produce a huge pain that is "unbearable to live".
Uh, seeing this, Zi Xing finally solved a long-standing mystery in his heart.
He used to think it was quite strange: the "beast control ring" only buckled the nose of the monster beast, and when the monster got angry, it broke a small part of the nose, wouldn't it be possible to break free from the "shackles" and regain freedom? ?Isn't it impossible to live without a "nose"?At best, it's ugly... There are also news reports about ordinary people being bitten by dogs and living with their entire faces...
Now, the mystery has finally been solved. It turns out that the "beast control ring" is actually directly "binding" the soul of the monster.
In addition, Zi Xing also thought of a deeper problem: Grandpa Zhu's "beast control ring" only restrained a strand of remnant soul of "Four Unlikenesses", so this strand of "Remnant Soul" must be helped to gain control over the entire "Four Unlikenesses" main soul , it is possible to completely control that incomparably powerful "main soul"...
This is something that complements each other. No wonder the "four different images" in front of me are not worried that after Grandpa Zhu controls it, he will not help it realize his wish...
They are all smart guys!
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That night, according to Grandpa Zhu's suggestion, he temporarily stayed at the entrance of this "hell world".
Grandpa Zhu wants to stay in this "hell world" because he has something to discuss with Zi Xing.So, Grandpa Zhu and Zixing lived in the same "natural cave" that night.
It's a rare opportunity for Zixing to get close to Grandpa Zhu, the "big brother in the cultivation world", so of course he won't refuse.
After getting in touch, I found that Grandpa Zhu, an old man, is quite talkative.Moreover, he is also very "enlightened" in his bones.
For example, Grandpa Zhu could tell at the first glance that the "infant body" that Zi Xing is using now has the same blood as himself, so Grandpa Zhu can be [-]% sure that this "infant body" must be " Azusa's illegitimate son"!However, although Grandpa Zhu dotes on "Girl Jiang", he also believes that it is only natural for a capable man to have "three wives and four concubines".Therefore, Grandpa Zhu solemnly assured Zi Xing that he would never tell "Girl Jiang" about this...
After some contact, Zixing finally "leads Grandpa Zhu as a fellow".They are both the same type of "coquettish" characters, and they should be heroes to cherish each other.
Knowing that Grandpa Zhu is also such an "interesting" person, Zi Xing also let go, and directly asked the sensitive question that he was very interested in, "Why did Grandpa hide his name when he was doing well in the cultivation world?"
Grandpa Zhu also felt that Zixing was very appetizing, so he didn't refuse to answer the question.He explained vaguely, saying that he was also a "romantic person" several 10 years ago (this number made Zi Xing dizzy).I had a similar experience with Zi Xing, but I accidentally made an "illegitimate daughter".
Later, the illegitimate daughter grew up and gained a prestigious position in the cultivation world.Once she came out to fight for a certain "real power position" in the heavens, and asked her father to help her. Through her strong relationship, she secretly defeated a powerful male competitor and reached that position.
It was nothing at first, but afterward Grandpa Zhu found out that the 'male competitor' who competed with his 'illegitimate daughter' for the position was actually another 'illegitimate child' of his.
Grandpa Zhu's "male illegitimate son" has hated Grandpa Zhu ever since because of this "failure incident".Father and son are strangers.
From then on, Grandpa Zhu gradually faded out of the realm of comprehension, and did not want to be involved in power struggles.
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This kind of "old-fashioned" plot made Zi Xing speechless for a while.If Grandpa Zhu is just talking nonsense, that's fine. If it's true, then his old man's "love history" really has no interest in seducing everyone to read it.
Assuming that "Sage Nuwa" is Grandpa Zhu's "illegitimate daughter" who "successfully fought for the position", Zi Xing would feel that the "love history" that Grandpa Zhu disclosed to him is extraordinary..."illegitimate daughter" If it's not Nuwa, it's an out-and-out old story.
You know, in the previous life, the "Secret History of the Immortals" collected by Zi Xing was definitely not as old as Grandpa Zhu.
Of course, "vulgar" is the same "vulgar".
For example, Zi Xing once heard a Q version of the secret history of immortals about "Journey to the West", which was somewhat similar to Grandpa Zhu's "Love History", but that secret history was much more interesting than Grandpa Zhu's "Love History".
It originated from the fact that the "mythical world" has made great strides into the "modern society", so "advancing with the times" has become the main theme of the times.The Jade Emperor decided to carry out political, institutional, and reforms, and ordered an "election system" to be piloted in the realm of self-cultivation.
"Guanyin" was very happy to hear the above news.
You should know: Mount Putuo (the residence of Avalokitesvara) is isolated in the sea, and its location is remote; but now that science has developed, there are fewer people who believe in Buddhism, and the income from incense has dropped sharply.Every month, "Guanyin" handed over most of the incense money collected to "Heavenly Court", and there was not much money left in his hands, and the population of Mount Putuo was increasing year by year-in short, life was not easy ah.If you can find a "fat position" in the Heavenly Court and enjoy the financial subsidies from the "Heavenly Court", life will be easier.
Before the election, "Guanyin" filled out more than n forms and paid the election deposit, and finally passed the qualification review.
The position she is running for is the post of "Head of Heavenly Court's embassy in the human world".
You know, there are constant conflicts on the way to learn scriptures. Every time there is a trivial matter, the Jade Emperor always recruits "Guanyin" to come forward and negotiate to resolve it; "Guanyin" then felt that she had rich experience and good practical ability in dealing with the relationship between gods, humans, and demons, and she was the only one for the above-mentioned position.As a result, most of the observers in the "Six Realms" were stunned.
After all the immortals voted, "Sister Avalokitesvara" only got two votes; while the monk Tang Seng (a competitor of Avalokitesvara) who went to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures won the votes of all other immortals and was finally elected with a high number of votes.
"Sister Guanyin" was heartbroken by this one-sided "voting result", and cried for several days. After many twists and turns, she finally found out the inside story...
Uh, I have to start from the beginning again.
Back then, when Bajie molested Chang'e, the Jade Emperor was furious and wanted to chop off his head.If it weren't for the kind old man Taibai Jinxing who came to the rescue, Bajie would have finished playing a long time ago.
This matter is very strange, there is an inside story.Just imagine, at that time Zhu Bajie held the high position of "Marshal of the Canopy" and was in charge of the "Navy" of the heavens. Didn't he just drink a little wine and molested a high-ranking maid?Is it worth beheading, being demoted to the lower world, or turning into a pig's head?
After many years, "Avalokitesvara" finally figured it out—it turns out that Bajie and Chang'e were old friends, but Chang'e was born really well.Ever since, at a dance party, "Tathagata" fell in love with Chang'e.Chang'e is not a chaste and strong woman (she was married to "Houyi" long before marrying Marshal Tianpeng), "Brother Tathagata" finally successfully developed her "unspoken rules" into an underground lover.
This is also difficult to be a precept, "Tathagata" is the CEO of the Western Paradise, powerful and powerful, with a net worth of billions, and the developed "believers" and "relationships" spread all over the six realms, which is incomparable.
Marshal Canopy then wisely withdrew from this dangerous "emotional game".
Unfortunately, Chang'e became pregnant later, and it is certain that it is the "seed" of "Brother Tathagata". "Tathagata" is very anxious, he has a very high reputation in the six realms, a representative of "not close to women". "Tathagata" thought it over and over again, in order to keep his good reputation, he came to Bajie again, and wanted Bajie to be the top bag.
Bajie is willing to "top up the bag", but he has too much appetite and is tired of being a naval commander, and wants to be the "Chairman" of the Joint Conference of the Army, Navy and Air Force in the heavens.This is difficult. The "Chairman" of the Joint Conference of the Three Armed Forces of the Heavenly Realm has always been in the presence of the "Er Lang God", who is the Jade Emperor's nephew.With the military power in the hands of his own family, the Jade Emperor was relatively at ease.
"Tathagata" and the Jade Emperor are close friends, knowing where the Jade Emperor's bottom line is, he will never agree to Ba Jie's rude request.So "Tathagata" didn't bother to come forward to ask for this "favor" for Bajie, and directly rejected Bajie, telling him not to have such delusions.
It was the first time that Bajie suffered such a major setback in his career, so he drank some wine and wanted to have a good talk with Chang'e, so as to walk the so-called "madam's route".
This time it was caught.
After discussing with the Jade Emperor, Tathagata convicted the "Tianpeng Marshal" as a hooligan and demoted him to the lower realm.Chang'e finally gave birth to a son, "Tathagata" was very anxious and couldn't put the child in the sky.Therefore, the illegitimate child was given a title: Jin Chanzi.Also let him go down.
After going down to the lower realm, the "golden cicada" became a well-known monk in the Tang Dynasty—Tang Seng.
This "curve to save the country" trick works!First put the illegitimate son down, exercise him, then let him be gilded, and finally push him to the position of a high-ranking official—that is, the position of "the head of the embassy of the Heavenly Court in the Human World".
This is the underlying reason why "Guanyin" and Tang Seng competed for the "big position" and finally lost.
"Guanyin" wants to cry but has no tears. If she knew Tang Seng had such a background, why would she fight for it?
"Guanyin" was born in a poor family, her parents died early, and only through her own efforts can she become what she is today.
Alas, if I knew she would not sign up for this damn election, I would have to PK face-to-face with Tang Seng, indirectly "fighting father"...
"Avalokitesvara" not only failed to get "fat" in the end, but was also squeezed out of Mount Putuo. "Guanyin" also learned the inside story of "Sun Dasheng" and her "sympathy".
Sun Dasheng Wukong was sent to Huaguo Mountain after he finished "learning the scriptures"... On the surface, "Tathagata" encouraged him to start his own business and expand the "Huaguo Mountain tourism industry", but it is not the case.
Just imagine, Tang Seng is the son of the Tathagata, and "learning scriptures" means crossing gold, of course, superficial articles are enough.The so-called nine-nine-eight-one disaster is actually all fake. Those big monsters and little monsters are all "extras", hired by "Tathagata"... Wukong killed them all with a stick.This makes it difficult for "Tathagata".They all helped the "Tathagata" to put on a show every time, but they were all beaten to death by the "Monkey Sun". Although "Tathagata" is the CEO, he would have to "bleed a lot" if he wanted to settle them one by one.
Therefore, after learning the scriptures, "Tathagata" officially turned Wukong into a positive position and gave him "the establishment of a civil servant", but he was not assigned any formal work, so he was sent back to Huaguoshan to develop tourism.
It is said that "Sun Dasheng" is to actively develop the "Huaguo Mountain Tourism Industry" and lead the people (all the monkeys) in his hometown to get rid of poverty and become rich, but "Tathagata" has not given him a penny of funding (nor helping to implement bank loans).This explains the problem very much...
Facts speak louder than arguments.After so many years of reform and opening up, "Lianyungang" has not developed, because "Lianyungang" has Sun Dasheng's hometown "Huaguoshan", and all the gods dare not go there. ...
"Guanyin" didn't know until today that "Tathagata" was already dissatisfied with her.The reason is that she also pulled Zhu Bajie into the team of Buddhist scriptures.
In fact, we can't blame "Sister Guanyin" for this!How did she know that Bajie was Tathagata's rival in love?
To be honest, since Bajie was relegated to the lower world, after deep reflection, his life skills have become more and more slippery.Every time he met those "extras" who were paid by "Tathagata", Ba Jie threw down the rake and turned around and ran away.
Another Buddhist scripture member, the "Drifling Monk", is also very cunning and keeps a "low profile".Isn't there a popular saying on the Internet: the highest level of "pretending to be 'forced'" is "low-key"? ...
Now, Bajie and Drifting are getting along very well.
After Bajie returned to the Heavenly Court, he didn't mention the old things, but nodded and bowed when he saw the "Tathagata", a standard slave look; in addition, on the way to learn the scriptures, he treated all the "extras" with courtesy, especially Won the love of female compatriots, and now has been successfully elected as the "Chairman of the 'Women' Federation of the Human World'".
Drifting has always been silent and seldom speaks, he knows what he knows but never speaks, never expresses his opinion on everything, so he has done well and was unanimously elected as the "Heavenly Worker Model".Big and small "entertainment" is constantly going on, and the body shape is developing "horizontally"...
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