Rebirth of King Zhou

Chapter 266 The Absurd Teacher's Ridiculous Lecture

Zi Xing did not expect that his short "journey across time and space" would cause such a strong reaction from Grandpa Zhu.

Grandpa Zhu didn't know that Zixing went to "another time and space" for a lap, but when he saw that Zixing was as tired as a dog after returning, he paid attention to it, and it was very frustrating for him to slap on the sidelines to the "Qi Ling" girl. Soon he understood and grasped the "truth".

(Zi Xing did not expect that Grandpa Zhu would have such a "gossip" side. If he had expected it earlier, he would definitely "plan ahead" in advance, and carefully told the "Qi Ling" girl that he should treat Grandpa Zhu " Keep it a secret.")

Grandpa Zhu was very angry and punished Zi Xing to close the small black house.And threatened: Since he has so much energy and nowhere to use it, he will be sent to the "Eighteen Levels of Hell" as soon as his body recovers to perform the original task.

Zixing realized that Grandpa Zhu was really annoyed, and wanted to explain to the old man; but Grandpa Zhu drew a range, set a taboo, and then left.The old man didn't give him a chance to explain at all.Zixing wondered: Didn't he just go to "another time and space" to play for a long time, is Grandpa Zhu worthy of being so angry?Very abnormal.

Zixing guessed maliciously: Grandpa Zhu himself only has the ability to "break through space" and travel freely in the six realms; is he jealous of my ability to break through "time" and "space" at the same time?

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According to the information detected by the "Qi Ling" red girl: Grandpa Zhu has left the "hell world" at this moment.He ran to another world to meet "Sister Jiang Wenqiang", and he probably wanted to inform her of the "result of the search" so that she wouldn't worry.

Zi Xing is now equivalent to being "grounded".

Fortunately, there are still eleven "Qi Ling" sisters accompanying him, otherwise it would be too boring.

Now Zi Xing doesn't think those little girls are "noisy".They pestered him to hear the story, Zi Xing thought about it, and told them the story of "Journey to the West".Of course, this kind of Journey to the West section, to put it bluntly, is all integrated into Zi Xing's "personal perception"; to put it bluntly, it is the result of his tampering with famous books...

For example, Zi Xing talked about the thrilling encounters of the four masters and apprentices on the journey to the West. The "Qi Ling" girls especially admired Monkey King's "conquering demons and eliminating demons" lifestyle, because these little girls are all active. "Fighting, killing and killing" is not immune at all.

As for the cowardice of their master Tang Seng and Bajie's delicious and lazy work, the "Qi Ling" girls look down on them.

Zi Xing was worried that the little girl was obsessed with "Journey to the West" and regarded Sun Wukong as an idol, and developed a temper that liked to fight and kill (now there is a clear tendency), so Zi Xing changed the subject and changed the subject again. Instill an alternative outlook on life to the "Qi Ling" girls.

Facts have proved that Zi Xing is a guy who "destroys people and tirelessly", and "overturning the classics" belongs to the little ks for him——

"...cough, in my opinion, your point of view is still unable to adapt to the changing and developing requirements of the times. You must not think that on the way to the west to learn scriptures, Monkey King is the most majestic, and Bajie is extremely useless, so you are blind Worship Sun Wukong. I can tell you clearly: this is a very short-sighted behavior - have you ever thought about what will happen after the end of the journey of learning the scriptures? The strengths and weaknesses of the four masters and apprentices are completely reversed. coming……"

"As we all know, Sun Wukong is the most capable apprentice. Without him, the master Tang Seng would have been eaten by monsters and turned into fertilizer. But times have changed, ability alone is not enough, and Wukong has not changed his mind in time. Although learning from the scriptures I have made many contributions along the way, but those belong to the past. The key now is to establish a good relationship with the leaders and eliminate the adverse effects of making troubles in the Heavenly Palace and being in prison...but Sun Wukong is the temporary head of the Management Committee of Huaguo Mountain Scenic Area. It’s been many years, but I haven’t been able to become a full-time member. Needless to say, it’s because he has a straight temper and blushes when he gives gifts... Ugh, red is red, and it’s even redder than its monkey’s butt?"

"When no one competed with Monkey King for the position of 'Director of the Management Committee of Huaguo Mountain', it was better, but later a 'six-eared macaque' came out, who always wanted to replace Monkey King. And the Jade Emperor respectively gave a big gift - 'monkey's head'... The old saying is good, you can't bear that your child can't trap a wolf, you can't bear your wife can't trap a hooligan, and you can't bear that a monkey's head can't trap a 'seat'. Therefore, the heaven has passed It's rumored that if Wukong is so unreasonable and worldly, I'm afraid he won't even be able to keep the 'Huaguo. Mountain'."

"In contrast, in terms of being a person in the world, you should learn more from Bajie. This guy who has always been burdened with the notoriety of being lazy and lazy, after learning from the scriptures, he has been able to get along well, like a fish in water. Prestige is also very high. Once recommending outstanding young cadres, Sun Wukong only got 2 votes, 1 vote was voted for him by his master Tang Sanzang, and it is estimated that the other vote was voted for himself by Wukong himself, while Bajie’s vote was far away Leading, it is said that Chang'e also voted for him... Tsk tsk, don't be surprised how lesbians are like this now! Don't ask Chang'e if he forgot the last time Bajie borrowed wine to 'sex'.'Sao' What disturbed her? Humph, let me reveal an inside story to you, so as to teach you a lot of insight: the last incident was actually a hype of Chang'e's own "self-directed and self-acted". Alas, now Yan.Photo. The door is no longer a problem. I heard that no one has watched the video of the car. Zhen. The civil servants in Tiangong are all popular to add. Weibo to open a house..."

"For another example, the little white dragon among the five who learned from the Western Paradise. The white dragon horse is the standard "second generation of power" plus "second generation of wealth". His father is a local tyrant like Li Gang, the Dragon King of the West Sea. With such a profound The background, only a few days after returning from learning the scriptures, Bai Longma was appointed as the deputy director of the East China Sea Management Committee. Master Sanzang was jealous. Having seen the world that time, Tang Sanzang finally understood what one-stop service is. Compared with Tang Seng's so-called director of the so-called "Journey to the West Management Committee", he has a lot of real power and a lot of nb ..."

"However, having said that, Bailongma's successful experience is hard to come by, and it is difficult for ordinary people to copy. But Bajie and Drifting, relying on the style of life of 'the light is in harmony with the dust, and the world is turbid', they are more confused than others. Their 'big brother' has improved countless times—except for the official reinstatement, they have all been promoted to the real game."

"So, Wukong should reflect on himself. Don't keep complaining that he jumped out of the cracks of the rocks. He has no father, no mother, and no background. Everything depends on himself. This person who has suffered hardships understands. With the current There is a popular saying that Wukong is the life of a widow, and there is no one on it. But no matter what, Wukong must first start by changing himself-don’t always be hot-eyed and make people uncomfortable. To put it bluntly: you are not Director of the Audit Bureau, is he guilty of always looking at other civil servants? Also, Wukong's monkey mouth said what should be said and what should not be said. It needs to be changed! "

"Career issues are not handled well, and Wukong's personal 'marriage' issues are also very bad."

"The times are changing too fast. Bajie's children are all in their teens, and they will be sent to Xitian to go to university next year, and they will stay there and never come back. What a pragmatic family. And Drifting, don't look at it. He is honest, now he has set up a 'Liusha River Real Estate Development Company', and built villas on the moon. It is rumored that he has developed n "little honeys" in the heavens, and he is also having an affair with He Xiangu. Listen Said that he was still playing with Han Xiangzi, nnd, there were dozens of houses alone... Looking back, only Wukong is still single, and he still wants to find a virgin. The conditions for choosing a spouse are too open It’s too high, don’t marry if you don’t agree with your personality, don’t marry if you don’t have a good appearance, don’t marry if you have a bad place... What’s the age, not to mention the sky, even the world is gone, that’s why the following The reason why the 'prostitutes' are named "Heaven and Earth".

"Besides, Wukong still has a 'problem' of always clinging to other people's past. It takes ten lifetimes to underestimate a person. This, Wukong should learn more from his master Tang Seng's broad mind. Tang Seng wins After completing the task of learning scriptures, he was completely liberated, and without the pressure of failing in his career, he felt that 'Bone Bone Demon' was pretty good, so he used his connections and influence to help 'Bone Bone Demon' develop his career. Now, Xiaobai is not only He has become a star in film and television songs, and he is also known as a "white-collar backbone elite". Master Tang still misses the relationship between his former mentor and apprentice, and wants to introduce the "white-collar backbone elite" to Wukong. The "white-collar backbone elite" has already made sense. The woman thinks that Wukong is a standard man. She doesn't remember the old enemy who was "killed" by Wukong three times in a row, and she doesn't think he has a lot of "hair". Repeatedly advised Wukong to think about it..."

"In addition, in order to give a wise 'demonstration' to the disciples and decipher Wukong's evidence that 'marriage' is a 'siege', Master Tang Seng decided to agree to the request of the king of the daughter country and choose a date to get married. The daughter king has put down her body, Proposed to him many times, and even openly wanted to elope with Master Tang Sanzang on Weibo. Now more and more people are watching. It is not easy... Tang Seng thought about it carefully. She doesn’t have the sense of sex of a spider, and she doesn’t have a body like a pipa. She is not as good as a jade rabbit. She is pure and lovely, but she has a good family background and will be of great help to Master Sanzang’s career in the future—this is an old example to follow The Tang Seng actor in the old version of Journey to the West married a poor-looking rich woman and devoted all her attention to doing business? Moreover, Master Tang Seng is not a ruthless person. If the spider spirit is willing, he Also promise to accept her as a confidante, Pipa Jing and Yutu Jing, just be a second 'grandmother' mistress..."

Zi Xing talked to the girls about the "classic masterpiece" that he had changed.He didn't feel the pressure of the director who "remakes the four classics" at all.

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Such secular "Postscript of Journey to the West", the girls of "Qi Ling" did not reject it, but felt that they "had gained a lot of knowledge" and listened with gusto.

The days passed day by day in the midst of "absurd and boring" and "pleasure".

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Under the "influence" of Zi Xing, the "Qi Ling" girls have become a group of "modern girls", mainstream girls; in the concept of people who are not used to it, they are regarded as out-and-out "problem girls". ".

But it can't be otherwise, these little girls are all very individual, and they pursue innovation and innovation.And if they are allowed to choose for themselves, even being a "problem girl" is better than being a "vase".

For example, the eldest among them, "Red Girl", is now 'obsessed' with writing poetry.

Now she is at the peak of her creation, almost every other day she has a "masterpiece" to "present a treasure" to Zi Xing.Not to mention, after Zi Xing saw it, he also felt that...it was quite new.

For example, Poem [-]: Every woman is an angel whose wings are broken for love; when they come to the world, they will never go back to heaven, so they need to be cherished by men.I am also an angel, but when I landed, I accidentally landed on my face first... I couldn't go back to heaven because of my weight; fortunately, I still have an angel's heart, kind and loving...

Uh, putting this poem in the previous life is better than many new poems that moan without illness.Azusa thought.

Zi Xing also had a sense of pride as a "future famous teacher".He yelled: If I go back to the later generations, maybe I can also go to the "Hundred Schools Lecture Forum" to make money.

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Among the eleven "Qi Ling" sisters, the "White Girl" is the quietest (relatively speaking).One of the jobs she likes to do is to record the interesting things that "Brother Zixin" told their sisters, and named such a collection of quotations "Anecdote Guangji".

Knowing that the "white girl" was doing something that Confucius' disciples had done, Zi Xing suddenly felt "doubled pressure".The "Analects of Confucius" written by Confucius and his elders can only be handed down by relying on the hard work of his disciples, which has influenced generations after generations.As far as Zi Xing knows, at least half of the articles in the "Anthology" published after retirement by the leader of the country where he lived in his previous life were recorded by the "stenographic staff" during the talks.

Zi Xing never expected that one day he would be able to enjoy such "treatment".

Zi Xing tried hard to recall the "interesting things" he had said to the little girls, but it was really salty, with no taboos for meat or vegetables.

For example, he once said a joke as follows: [Today in the biology class exam in the school, there was a question asking us to "draw female reproductive organs".During the exam, a certain boy suddenly caught a glimpse of a girl looking between her own legs.The boy became anxious immediately, and shouted loudly: "Old~teacher~she~cheat~cheating! She~copy~answer~answer!!"]

Those with a lesser degree of 'color' have——[The woman went to the doctor with the baby in her arms. The male doctor looked at the baby and 'touched' the woman's 'breast'. After intercourse, he concluded: "' Insufficient milk and water, and the baby is malnourished." The woman said angrily, "You f***ing don't ask before asking? I'm the child's aunt..."]

It's not a "good thing" that can be sold and spread in the sun.

OMG.

Recalling how many of the above-mentioned "private goods" were included in the "interesting things" he told the girls, Zi Xing couldn't help sweating like a waterfall.He was ashamed to ask the "white girl" for her view of "Anecdote".

The "white girl" took the initiative to show it to him, and asked "Brother Zixin" to teach her to see if she recorded it well.

Zi Xing browsed through guiltily, and found that there was no paragraph about "girls cheating on exams", but some short stories of this kind—[A certain boy was exercising in the morning, and he met a girl who was also running; I liked it, so I observed; the girl ran one lap in the first ten days, two laps in the middle ten days, and three laps in the last ten days... The boy couldn't help but approached, and said, "Are you going to run four laps next month?"The girl shook her head shyly: I won't run away next month.It was only then that the boy realized that the other party was actually running at his pace, just to attract his attention and make him strike up a conversation with her.Now that the trick has worked, the girl naturally doesn't want to suffer anymore. ]

It turned out that my thoughts were not pure.

Knowing that the "interesting things" in the mind of "Qi Ling" sister are completely different from his standards, Zi Xing "laughs it off", and suddenly feels that the pressure is swept away.

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After Zi Xing recovered from his injuries, Grandpa Zhu was still not seen returning to this "hell world" from another world.This inevitably made Zi Xing a little disappointed.

Zi Xing is not in a hurry to wait for Grandpa Zhu to come back, so that he can be sent to the "Eighteen Levels of Hell" and receive an artifact as a family heirloom.

He has experienced the great power + many benefits of the "Horcrux Set", and of course he also has expectations for the artifact "Eighteen Hells".But Zi Xing is not stupid, he doesn't think that "Eighteen Hells" are so easy to collect.

I really don't know how many risks are waiting for him in the "Eighteen Hells".

(There is a reason why it is not easy to make it public, because Zi Xing is satisfied with such treasures as the "Horcrux Set", and his enthusiasm for the artifact "Eighteen Hells" naturally drops sharply.)

Azusa has asked "Frame" as much as possible to help him collect information about the "Eighteen Hells" tirelessly.Only by "knowing yourself and the enemy" can you come up with more effective solutions.

The main reason for Zi Xing to wait for Grandpa Zhu's return is to guess that his old man might bring "Miss Jiang" to this "hell world".Zi Xing wants to meet his fiancée once.

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Waiting left and right can't reach Grandpa Zhu.Zi Xing was bored, so he continued to let the eleven "Qi Ling" sisters act as his "training partners", and continued to seize the time to practice without wasting any time.

It is unlikely that there will be a "leap" improvement in energy and fighting skills in a short period of time.But Azusa can enhance his proficiency in the "horcrux suit".Now this "horcrux suit" has become Zi Xing's greatest reliance, the more familiar it is, the better it will be for him.

Zi Xing practiced very hard and earnestly.

Grandpa Zhu didn't show up for a long time, but Zixing had a strong premonition: the practice of entering the artifact "Eighteen Hells" was about to start.

For him, it will be an unprecedented cruel test.