Rebirth of King Zhou

Chapter 272 Difficult Road to Negotiation

Although the "Qi Ling" girls are "difficult" beyond imagination, that does not affect the firm will of the "Hell Mad Dragon" to sum up.

This is due to the objective situation.

After three or five trials, no matter how arrogant the "Hell Mad Dragon" is, he has to admit that even if he is ruthless, he will definitely win Zixing, and the success rate only fluctuates around [-]%...

Even if it is not bad luck and can really capture Zixing, it will take at least ten and a half months.During this period of time, the situation may have changed again.It cannot afford such a risk.

Defeating Zi Xing quickly to clean up the mess is of course the most ideal situation.But at this moment, the "Hell Mad Dragon" lacks any confidence.Before, the "Soul Suppression Tower", which was regarded as its "killer mace", could not do anything to Zixing. This confidence in it can be regarded as a "destructive" blow, uh.

We can only make peace.If you continue to fight hard, the only pitiful "possessions" will be wiped out.

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"Hell Mad Dragon" never dreamed that the first obstacle it encountered in "negotiation" did not come from Zixing.

It comes from the "Girls of Artifacts".

Those little girls are full of words that it doesn't understand.What's more, it's chattering like a river running endlessly... It's dizzy to hear it, and it feels as tiring as fighting with a master.

Poor, "Hell Mad Dragon" had to wrong himself in order to seek peace, and he didn't dare to quarrel with them.

After finally being patient, I finished listening to the long speeches of the little girls. "Hell Mad Dragon" seized the opportunity and praised himself first: "Actually, I can be regarded as a successful cultivator, and I have always paid the most attention to loyalty and commitment...I believe that if we abandon prejudice and hatred, we will be able to cooperate happily..."

"Hell Mad Dragon" gave a passionate speech, and Zi Xing hadn't officially expressed his attitude. After hearing that, the group of naughty "wild spirit girls" pressed their stomachs without grace and laughed. staggering.

"Hell Mad Dragon" was inexplicably laughed at by them.It didn't think there was anything funny about what it said.

It would never have dreamed that the "Girls of Artifacts" were reminded of a joke story about "The Truth About Successful Men" that Zi Xing once told them.They felt that "Hell Mad Dragon" claimed to be a "successful cultivator", quite like the successful protagonist in the joke.

The story goes like this-

A certain man said: [I am a mature man, but my appearance is youthful; I have a burly body, which gives me the feeling of a big brother; I have a successful career, I am a boss, and I carry a notebook everywhere; I ride in a car that is bigger than a Lincoln Also spacious.

Many years of nurturing in Peking University has made my cultural taste. I study ancient Chinese history, especially Qing history in my leisure time; I can also keep up with the trend of the times, often watching American movies, especially those that discuss I like to figure out the psychological activities of movie characters; I am tired of dealing with the upper class, so I often observe the lower class.I am very concerned about the details of ordinary people's lives and their level of affluence. I pay attention to adjusting the inequality of the rich and the poor, which arouses strong social repercussions.I heard that someone wanted to interview me. I have done too many interviews like this before, so I went to other places to hide quietly, just to cultivate my body and mind.

Everyone knows that people at my level would definitely not take the train, but because I am so famous, I am known all over the country, so I was invited to do interviews, and I was given food and housing, and free exercise.After I come back, I often go to it. I don’t have high requirements for my ideal partner. After you come, I will eat a lot of ice cream for you, and I will build a family with you.I will never be tough on you, I want to count the stars with you at night, come on my dear, you will be very satisfied when you see me at first sight! ]

After reading such an introduction, many women who are choosing a mate will be tempted, but... the truth behind the content:

I am a mature man ----------------------------- 57 years old

But I look younger -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

The figure is burly, giving people the feeling of a big brother ----------- Wu Song's big brother

I have a successful career and I am a boss -------------------- cold drink stall owner

走到哪里都拎着笔记本---------------------是记录冷饮进货及销售.量的笔记本

My car is roomier than a lincoln -------------------- bus

Years of edification in Peking University has made my cultural taste --- I used to sell cold drinks beside Weiming Lake

In my spare time, I study ancient Chinese history, especially the history of the Qing Dynasty --------- I love watching "My Fair Princess"

I can also keep up with the 'trend' of the times --------------------- I know which cold drinks are selling well this year

I often watch American movies---------------------------United States

Especially the kind of social ethics film that explores life------------a. film

I like to figure out the psychological activities of movie characters----------------I often imagine myself as the protagonist

I am tired of dealing with the upper class. The president of Peking University told me many times: "It is forbidden to set up stalls by the lake!"

So I often feel the situation ------------------------ I had to go to the residential area to set up a stall

I am very concerned about the details of ordinary people's lives -------------- to see whose doors and windows are not closed properly

Concerned about the wealth level of ordinary people --------------------- After entering the house, see what valuable things are there

I pay attention to adjusting the inequality of the rich and the poor --------------------------- Take valuable things back to my home

Aroused strong social repercussions --------------------- Residents in the community are both angry and fearful of the serial theft

I heard that someone wants to interview me ----------------------------- the police are going to arrest me for questioning

I did this kind of interview too much before --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Just go to other places to hide quietly ------------------------------ escape

It’s just a matter of self-cultivation and “sex”-------------repair the wound that fell when jumping out of the window, and raise a few "sex" partners

You know, people at my level will definitely not take the train to go——ride a tricycle to Tianjin

But because I am so famous, the whole country knows me - I am on the "National Chase" Internet of ***

Still being invited to do an interview --------------------------- finally caught

Food and housing ---------------------------------- Three years in prison

Free fitness ----------------------------------- labor reform

After I come back, I often go to -----------------------------Continue to look for 419

The requirements for an ideal partner are not high -------------------- as long as they are taller than me

After you come, I will give you a lot of ice cream-------------I can't sell it that day, it's almost melting

I want to start a family with you too ---------------------- You're going to help me build a shack

I will never be tough on you -------------------------- Yang has been withering for many years

I want to count the stars with you at night----------------------The shack has no roof

Come on dear, you will be very satisfied when you first see me! ----I don't want to take a second look!

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"Hell's Mad Dragon" was so baffled by the laughter of the "Spiritual Girls".No matter how jumpy its thinking is, it is impossible for the girls to guess that it is a "bother who sells cold drinks".

However, the "Hell Mad Dragon" was really confused by these girls—it couldn't be beat;

"Hell Mad Dragon" worked hard to stabilize his emotions, and simply bypassed the "Girls of Artifacts", and directly sent a negotiation request to Zi Xing: "Hey, if we continue to fight, the most likely result will be 'both losers' You don't want to see such a result, do you? Let's have a good talk, we should be able to find common interests between the two of us, and we can shake hands and make peace..."

Seeing that his opponent was showing weakness, Zi Xing muttered, "We didn't initiate the 'provocation' on our own initiative..."

"Qi Ling girls" yelled together: "Exactly! We still have sister Jin Yang'er to settle the debt. Hurry up and tell the truth: where did you get sister Jin Yang'er?"

"Hell Mad Dragon" said a little roguely: "I don't know where 'Jin Yang'er' went to."

All the "Girls with Artifact Spirits" stared angrily at the "Hell Mad Dragon" for a long time.The smart girls realized that this guy must be using "Jin Yanger" as a bargaining chip in negotiating with them.

The "Girls with Artifact Spirits" were upset.Although it's not enough to fight immediately, but you and I "make things difficult" for the other party: "... If you want to 'negotiate and reconcile' with us, we can't give you a chance. You have to grasp it well, and at the same time , your brain must be flexible enough. We have to come up with a question to test you... A guy with too low IQ is not worthy of being our negotiating opponent..."

Zi Xing, who was on the side, had some clues: this group of girls had been defeated by his "difficulty" before, and they had a deep memory.Now that I have the opportunity, I want to have a taste of the same thing with "Hell Dragon".

These savage and mischievous girls, but this time their savagery is at the right time.

The "Hell Dragon" has no other choice, and under the strong request of the "Girl with the Spirit", he can only accept the fate of being tortured.

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The "Girls with Artifact Spirits" talked in a hurry, and first told "Hell Mad Dragon" two short stories.Of course, the story is also heard from Zi Xing——

Story 1: There is a couple who met each other in high school and fell in love with each other. They went to the United States in college. There was a murderer in that city who specialized in killing lovers. They became the victims of the murderer. The knife will tear the abdomen, and the way to survive is a game machine of rock-paper-scissors. The winner survives. They decide to punch together and die together, but the girl died because he made scissors, and the girl made paper...

Girl on the first floor: That woman actually died for the man, she knows the man too well

Girl on the second floor: In fact, the girl has long known that boys can produce scissors. She only produces cloth to keep the boy alive. That man is too cheap

Girl on the third floor: support the upstairs, that man is too cheap

Man on the fourth floor: Maybe that woman is good, but that man is also right...

The woman on the fifth floor replied to the fourth floor: He knows that his girlfriend understands that he can produce scissors, why doesn't he produce rocks?Men have every good thing, what is it if it is not cheap?

Girl on the sixth floor: This girl's death is really worthless, there is no good thing for men in the world

Man on the seventh floor: I feel that women are here to survive. If it is really for boys to live, it would be too much like a fairy tale

The girl on the eighth floor replied to the seventh floor: Hehe, let me tell you, all the girls in the world are so kind, fairy tales?I think you guys are too extreme.

Man on the ninth floor: I want to know where the man's fault is...

The girl on the tenth floor replied to the man on the ninth floor: You don’t even know what’s wrong?Girls die for him, there is no good thing for men in the world, what's wrong with this world

Story 1: There is a couple. They met each other in high school and fell in love with each other. They went to the United States in college. There was a murderer in that city who specialized in killing lovers. They became the victims of the murderer. The knife will tear the abdomen, and the way to survive is a game machine of rock-paper-scissors. The winner survives. They decide to punch together and die together, but the boy died because she made scissors, and the boy made paper...

Girl on the first floor: This guy is cheap, girls are blind when they see him, and there is nothing good about a guy

Girl on the second floor: Why don't these men die, if the girl loves him too much, she will die herself, how can there be such a scumbag

Man on the third floor: Is there such a possibility? The boy knows that girls will produce scissors to survive, so he produced cloth...

The woman on the fourth floor replied to the man on the third floor: Hehe, you think this is a fairy tale?

Female on the fifth floor: This man died well, alas, there are no good men in the world, hey, why don’t men die?

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"Hell's Mad Dragon" can barely understand such a two-part story.

The "Girl of Artifact Spirit" immediately asked it to give a reasonable explanation for the behavior of the "boy and girl" in the story.

Moreover, there must be more than three kinds of "interpretations" in order to meet the requirements of "Girls with Spiritual Artifacts".

"Hell Mad Dragon" couldn't help being a little stunned after hearing this.

This guy has never been a master who likes to use his brain.Asking it to give a reasonable explanation for the above-mentioned bizarre behavior, and asking for more than three kinds of explanations, is simply too embarrassing for it.

"Hell Mad Dragon" simply admitted that he couldn't do it.In turn, it turned the "Girl of the Artifact" into an army: "I don't believe you can have three reasonable explanations..." It adopted a coping strategy that the "Girl of the Artifact" had also used against Zi Xing before.

The "spiritual girl" suddenly became proud.

"Red girl" said first: "Let me talk about the first reasonable explanation first: the boy decided to sacrifice himself in order to save the girl, and made a pair of scissors. The girl was selfish and played tricks, and planned to make cloth from the beginning, but in the end, she couldn't do harm and died herself." , deserves it. If your first reaction is this explanation, it will infinitely magnify the boy's greatness and the girl's calculations, and finally become what the girl deserves. She is dead, she has lost her life, along with her reputation. But the boy I have gained both. You would say that this is because of the narrowness of the girl. But is this not a projection of my real life concept? In fact, many boys see girls in this way. Different people see this story. The ending is different, if you think of such an ending, you might as well ask yourself why, have you missed anything?"

"Orange Girl" continued: "The second reasonable explanation: the boy decided to sacrifice himself to save the girl, and made scissors. Based on the girl's understanding of the boy, she knew that he would definitely make scissors, so she made cloth. It is a story about a pair of lovers using game theory to try their best to sacrifice themselves and let their lover survive. It sounds like a beautiful story. However, it is so regrettable. The boy loves the girl so much, but he doesn’t know enough about the girl. He Unexpectedly, she who he loves so deeply loves him so deeply, even this girl understands and loves him more than himself. The boy is free, but he is sad. The girl died, but she It is reassuring. Therefore, some of them have lost something, and readers feel lost. Projected into real life, the first reaction is that the people who explain this are kind children. But, will this kindness make them misunderstand A lot of reality? Even if this kindness can truly reflect the reality, do you think boys understand girls enough? Maybe they all love, but they are destined to be hurt and regret forever.”

The "Green Girl" said again: "The third reasonable explanation: the girl made cloth in order to survive; the boy knew that the girl would make cloth, so the boy made scissors. It's so thick and dark, what an economic explanation. Both of them are calculating , In the end, the girl's death is at best considered inferior. There is no regret, with indifference, the boy leaves the girl, and the girl leaves the world. If you think of such an explanation, you will naturally not feel regretful, anyway, no matter what the result is. It is calculation, calculation, and calculation. However, projected into real life, perhaps the people who give this answer have become accustomed to the economic assumptions of "rational" people. However, this rational 'Sex' is pathological rationality, it should only live in textbooks and become a tool to simplify analysis. How can it generalize the complexity of people?"

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Facing the fierce verbal attack of the arrogant "Girl with the Spirit", the "Hell Dragon" was completely defeated.