Rebirth of King Zhou

Chapter 275 Broken World, Infinite Mysteries

However, Zixing's psychological endurance is also superb, and he soon accepted this fact.

He muttered in his heart to comfort himself: spreading rumors, well done is called hype; sleeping, well done is called Stealing Dreams; flattering, well done is called praise; father, well done is called Li Gang; fooling, well done is called calm ;Inferiority, doing well is called humility; Self-love, doing well is called "sex"; "Naked". Well done, it's called a friendly show... So what if another famous character from the mythical world is trapped in this "bottom of hell"?As long as you can reap great benefits from it, I don't care where the big golden haired ape came from? ! ...

Thinking of this, Zixing's mind gradually stabilized.

"Hell Mad Dragon" stayed beside him, paying more attention to his reaction.Seeing that Zi Xing's face became a bit ugly, it was worried that Zi Xing would "retire", so he said aggressively: "What? Seeing that the golden-haired ape has amazing strength, you should Afraid? How can you do it with this little courage? Do you still want to collect the 'Eighteen Hells'?"

"Afraid? I really don't know how to write the word 'fear'!"

Zi Xing let out air-conditioning through his nostrils disdainfully, and muttered in the tone of a Western believer chanting in a church: "I used to steal. People kill again; used to do it privately and secretly, but now show off photos and save it in a USB flash drive; once donated blood to heal the wounded, but now charity is spreading across the ocean; Now the high-speed trains are derailed; the county magistrate used to ride a pickup, but now the teenager drives a BMW; the elite used to be a rightist, but now the second generation is 'forced' by bulls!..."

"Hell Mad Dragon" seemed to understand, and thought to himself: "This, and those girls, have some brain problems..."

Concerned about continuing to pay attention to the evolution of the "Memory Fragments"...

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The scenery changed again.

The Buddhist holy mountain is gone, and the arhats are gone.The surrounding scenery is only the mountains and rivers, and the golden haired apes appear in the mountains and rivers.

"What's going on? What's going on? I'm free!!"

The golden haired ape looked at everything around him and said happily.

However, 1 minute later, the screams of the golden-haired great ape resounded from heaven to earth, "Where's my mana? Where's my wishful weapon?! Damn Buddhist bald donkey, return all my treasures! !"

Turned into an ordinary creature?

The golden-haired ape never imagined that the price of restoring "freedom" would be to be deprived of its mana.

The golden-haired ape pointed at the sky in grief and anger, with hatred and anger in its eyes; it opened its mouth wide, revealing a few fangs... At this time, some nimble little animal passed by in the mountains, it caught Bite whichever one you want!What a bleeding. Drenching. Drenching original picture of "Ru Mao drinking blood".

After venting his anger in the way of "eating raw meat", the golden haired ape lay on his back on the ground, panting heavily.Its body suffered some injuries due to the resistance of the "prey", after all it was no longer an "indestructible body"; but it didn't care about these at all.It has been cultivating in the world for hundreds of years, and the supernatural powers it has acquired after going through catastrophe are easily taken away like this... It is full of unwillingness.What else is there to regret?

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It was raining lightly in the sky.

The golden-haired great ape took a deep breath of the fresh air brought by the wind and rain. It has not smelled this fresh air full of vitality for 1 years.

"How can the weather change?"

"Stop complaining, find a place to hide from the rain..."

At this time, the voices of the two came into the ears of the golden haired ape.It looked to where the sound came from, and saw a man and a woman running towards this direction in the rain.Those two people were not very old, probably in their twenties.

The great golden ape stood in the rain watching them, and they spotted it too.The man said to the big golden-haired ape: "Hey, big monkey, why are you standing there stupidly, aren't you afraid of getting sick in the rain?"

"Not afraid." The golden haired ape said calmly.

The scholar asked the golden-haired ape casually, and continued to turn his head to talk to the woman: "My lady, I told you not to accompany me to Beijing for the exam. Damn..."

"I can be with my husband, I am happy wherever I go."

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Hearing the vulgar lines in such a romantic drama, the golden haired ape laughed mockingly.Although the golden 'hair' ape has no personal love and love experience, he is well-informed and well-informed.According to the so-called "couples" it has seen, they can basically share adversity, but none of them can share wealth.

"You wild monkey, are you laughing at me and my wife?" Seeing the big golden-haired ape sneering, the man couldn't help but smile, and his tone suddenly became severe.

"I'm not laughing at you, but admiring you." The golden hairy ape said.

"Admiration for me and my wife?" The man murmured and repeated, suddenly, a sudden expression appeared on his face: "Oh, do you admire me and my wife for never leaving each other and loving each other?"

The golden 'hair' ape replied honestly: "No. I'm just wondering: when you see a 'big monkey' who can speak human language, don't you feel scared at all?"

After being reminded by it, the two belated guys collectively let out a scream that was close to the "atavistic phenomenon".

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Along the way, the two sides gradually became "acquainted".

After privately labeling the golden hairy ape a "good monkey", the young couple gradually became less afraid of it.Moreover, I also accepted the "explanation" that it is not surprising that it is a "beast cultivator" who can speak human language...

"Uh, this 'monkey of comprehension', how did you come to this place where no shit? Could it be that there are some cultivation caves hidden here? The secrets of cultivation? Or the 'medicine' of comprehension?" The man in the couple , seemingly very experienced to ask it.

"Here, there is nothing related to 'comprehension'. I also came here for no reason..."

There was a sharp light in the husband's eyes, and he didn't seem to believe what it said, thinking that the golden-haired ape was deliberately hiding something.

"Then you come with us, there is a market town not far ahead, we are going there..." The little lady suggested.

The golden hairy ape agreed and followed them all the way.

It was dark and people were tired.They went to sleep in the mountains, but the golden haired ape heard the woman's cry after a short sleep.

The golden-haired ape was about to turn over to look at it, but suddenly there was a pain in his head, and then he heard the man shout: "You beast, you are still a beast! You should kill a thousand swords! What a waste of my husband and wife! Trust you. I was really wrong!"

As soon as the words fell, he kicked the head of the golden haired ape violently again.

The golden haired ape reached out to touch the head, and his hands were covered with blood.It couldn't help but angrily said: "Why did you beat people 'indiscriminately'? What 'beastly behavior' did I do?" It clutched its head and struggled to stand up.

At this time, the couple was already standing in front of the fire with a wooden stick to guard against it.

Look carefully at the little lady, her clothes are torn, as if she has been molested.The husband looked furious, and rushed forward with a stick, hitting the golden-haired ape on the head again.The golden-haired ape who lost his mana is poor, he was knocked down in a pool of blood all at once.

The pain made the golden 'hair' great ape unable to speak anymore.

Although it couldn't speak or move, it could still feel that the man's stick was hitting its head one after another.

Gradually, the golden-haired ape lost consciousness, and the eyes were dark.

But at the next moment, the golden haired ape was able to see again.It can even see its own body.

"I'm dead? I just died like this?" Just as the golden-haired ape was thinking about this question, he saw the little lady drop the wooden stick in her hand and sit on the ground, muttering to herself as if she had lost her mind.

The husband said angrily: "What are you afraid of?! If we don't make more money, we will starve to death sooner or later! Didn't you come up with this idea? Hmm, hurry up and peel off his valuable 'gold hair' Come down, it’s serious to exchange for money.”

After finishing speaking, the couple of robbers walked up to the big golden ape and began to peel its skin with a knife.

While wrestling with the "dead corpse" with a knife, the husband said to the little lady: "Okay, don't cry, if he molested you, he will die..."

"This big monkey didn't insult me..."

"It's just indecent! You don't have to blame yourself, and I won't blame myself."

The soul of the golden-haired great ape floating in the air, heard this, and already understood the ins and outs of the incident.It was very angry in its heart: the robber couple conspired for money and murder, and for the sake of their own conscience, they slandered it for molesting the woman!It really deserves a thousand knives...

Unfortunately, the golden 'hair' ape is dead.Even if it didn't die, it might not be able to defeat that pair of "dog. Man and woman".

The golden 'hair' ape was very depressed.

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In the higher "sky", there are still two bystanders, Zi Xing and "Hell Mad Dragon".

Zi Xing watched the tragicomedy scenes below without saying a word, with a "thoughtful" expression on his face.

"Hell Mad Dragon" noticed his strangeness, and couldn't help asking: "What's the matter with you? What did you think of?"

Zi Xing let out a breath slowly: "I understand - those 'memory fragments' are definitely not just as simple as having the function of 'recording'. They can not only allow you to go to one strange environment after another, experience a kind of Another different kind of life, which indicates that as a 'practice', you can practice your state of mind repeatedly in these worlds that are infinitely close to the 'real'..."

"Hell Mad Dragon" seems to understand but half understands: "... Cultivate state of mind?..."

"Frame" is very satisfied with Zi Xing's "great enlightenment"——

[Zixing, you finally managed to 'touch' Suotong by yourself.The last time you put on the 'horcrux suit', you had the opportunity to break through time and space and return to the earth, and see the changes in your hometown for yourself. For a kind of "mentality cultivation", I lost a great opportunity in vain, what a pity...]

Zi Xing laughed in his heart and said, "I don't feel sorry. There are also various kinds of 'mental cultivation'. Being able to keep a 'homesickness' may not be beneficial to cultivation."

[what is the benefit? ]

"Frame" is not a real cultivator, and he doesn't understand Zi Xing's feelings.

"According to my understanding, the so-called 'mind training', in a word, is to learn more about the bizarre things in this vast world." Zi Xing quietly explained the "confusion" for "Frame" in his heart: "Is there any place in the countless time and space that is more bizarre than the '21st Century Earth'? So, staying in that time and space is of the greatest help to my cultivation of state of mind."

"Frame" still feels incomprehensible——

[In that time and space, it seems that there are not as many spirit foxes and ghosts in this 'cultivation world'.Is it really that 'grotesque'? ]

"In that time and space, the weird thing is the 'people's heart'! It's the 'world situation'... If you can see through the 'people's heart' and the 'world situation' in that time and space, you can naturally cultivate your mind to the peak..." Zi Xing expressed his opinion.

"Frame" thought for a while, and had to admit: there was indeed a particularly weird Chinese world in that time and space.

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In that Chinese world, housing, cemeteries, black gauze hats, moon cakes, and second milk have the fastest appreciation.The fastest depreciating are titles, diplomas, ethics, integrity and RMB.

The land of Huaxia has been initially built into a "multi-ethnic group" composed of the moonlight tribe, the old-fashioned tribe, the migrant tribe, the dwelling tribe, the ant tribe, the complaining tribe, the complaining tribe, the cheating tribe, the profit-seeking tribe, and the hidden marriage tribe. nation".

This year, a nail household in Jiangxi ended his life in the most helpless way. His death could not prove the barbarism and shamelessness of the relevant departments, but only proved that the gasoline was just a little bit.

This year, eight Hong Kong tourists died at the guns of the Philippine police, letting Hong Kong people know that in addition to "Philippine servants", there are "Philippine police" in the Philippines.

This year, Li Gang was not famous, and Li Gang's son was not famous, but Li Gang's son's father became famous.

This year, a certain ministry of the country published a statistical data telling people: If you are not a person of the three major types (big money, big officials, big names), but want to buy a 100 square meter house with a total price of 300 million in the capital, What a high, staggering price paid by social classes—

1 Farmer: If the net income of 400 yuan per mu is [-] yuan per mu from planting three mu of land, it will take from the Tang Dynasty to the present to get it together (there can be no disaster years);

2 Workers: The monthly salary of 1500 yuan must be from the Opium War to the present day (no rest on weekends);

3 White-collar workers: With an annual salary of 6 yuan, they have to take so much money from work in 1960 and have not eaten or drink until now (cancellation of statutory holidays);

4 Robbers: 2500 consecutive crimes (the victim must be a white-collar worker) for about 30 years.

5: 'Prostitute' female: Receive 10000 consecutive customers, one customer per day, 10000 days of preparation, from 18 to 46 years old

The above does not include the cost of decoration, furniture, appliances, etc. ...

In that hot land where the economy is taking off at a high speed, there are cold facts (or the classic status quo) everywhere——

1. ATM withdraws fake money ---> the bank is not responsible

2. The bank was stolen--->responsibility of depositors

3. The bank gave more money ---> the depositor is obligated to return it

4. The bank underpaid the money--->Not responsible for leaving the counter

5. If the atm machine fails, you will pay less money ---> the user is responsible

6. Give more money if the ATM machine fails ---> user theft

7. The president of Guangdong Kaiping Bank embezzled 4 million yuan ---> sentenced to 2 years

8. ATM vomited 7 more to ordinary people Xu Ting--->Sentenced to life

In that piece of "harmonious" land, how many Chinese people——

I can't afford to give birth, and the cost of cutting open the abdomen is [-];

If you can't afford it, choose a school starting from [-];

I can’t afford it, more than 2 yuan per square meter;

If you can't afford to marry, who will marry you if you don't have a house or a car?

Can't afford to support, parents laid-off children go to the ground;

If you can't afford the disease, the 'medicine' fee will start at ten times the profit;

Can't afford to live, and work hard for a few thousand a month;

Can not afford to die, cremation buried more than [-].

Summary (eight characters): You can't live, you can't die...

Education: Hope to go in, despair to come out;

Property: Go in for a snail house, and come out of the house slave;

Performing Arts: The lady goes in, the lady comes out;

Letters and visits: Dou E went in, and the lunatic came out;

Officialdom: Hai Rui went in and came out with Shen;

Coal kiln: squat in, lie down;

University: Go in for school flowers, and come out of residual flowers!

Stock market: Yang Wanwan goes in, Yang Bailao goes out; BMW goes in, bicycle goes out; suits and shoes go in, briefs come out.

The common people are thinking, why can't they play with the government?The reasons are as follows:

1. You reason with him, and he plays hooligans with you;

2. If you play hooligans with him, he will fight with you;

3. You talk to him about politics, and he talks about politics with you;

4. You talk about politics with him, and he talks about national conditions with you;

5. You talk to him about the national conditions, and he talks to you about integration;

6. When you talk about integration with him, he talks about culture with you;

7. You talk to him about culture, and he talks to you about Confucius;

8. You talk to him about Confucius, and he talks to you about Laozi;

9. Tell him about Lao Tzu, and he will pretend to be a grandson for you!

……

After killing 00 with 'milk' powder,

After extinguishing 90 with an exam,

After extinguishing 80 with the house price,

After eliminating 70 with unemployment,

After killing 60 with the city management,

After extinguishing 50 with laid off,

After 40 were destroyed by demolition,

After 30 years of medical reform,

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In the end, those who were alive and well lived went to the "two sessions".

Someone asked: "What are the two sessions?"

The representative of the farmer replied: he knows how to raise pigs and breed.

The worker's representative replied: I can make money and consume.

The migrant worker representative replied: Will ask for salary and kneel down.

The representative of the nanny replied: "I can get in" and I can fold the quilt.

Artist representative answer: Will be hype, will accompany you to sleep.

The business representative answered: Will make money and tax evasion.

Official representative answered: Will lie and accept bribes.

The representative of stockholders replied: Will cut meat and cry.

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The difference between TV and computer-

As soon as I turn on the computer, I feel that the society is dark, officials are corrupt, evil forces are rampant, and the people are in dire straits, as if they are about to perish...

As soon as I turn on the TV, I feel that the society is harmonious, the people are happy, singing and dancing, the world is peaceful, the country is prosperous and the people are safe, and nothing will happen for 100 years.

Computer is life photo, TV is wedding.

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