Rebirth of King Zhou

Chapter 294 The Situation Has Changed Again

Poor golden retriever ape.

How can it realize that "human beings" like to use a way of speaking with nine twists and eighteen bends?He is also complacent and calls it "the art of speaking".

And this so-called hobby reached a small peak when it developed into a super freak like Zi Xing.That is to say, when other people's "nine twists and eighteen bends" talk comes into Zixing's mouth, he can give you a "hundred turns and a thousand turns" to make you dizzy.Uh, this should also be regarded as a kind of "ability", right?Let’s do the math with less words.

The golden-haired great ape is straight-hearted, endured and endured, and finally couldn't help but discuss with Zi Xing: "Hey, can you speak more normally from now on?"

Zixing gave it a blank look.He didn't feel that there was anything unusual about what he said. As an art, "speaking" is not appreciated by everyone.

Moreover, Zi Xing thinks that he has not yet reached the peak of the art of "beating around the bush".

This is not Zi Xing's modesty.I remember that he had seen the language art of a "gifted child" in his previous life——

A child entered a five-star hotel and went to the waiter and said, "Bring me your manager." The waiter said, "I'm sorry, the manager is not here." The child bid 500 yuan and said, "Bring me your manager. "The waiter immediately found the manager.

"Find me a lady">. "The child said. "We are a five-star hotel, there is no lady">." The manager said.

The child bid 5000 yuan and said: "Find me a lady">. "The manager immediately found a row of girls for the little boy"> let him choose.

"Find me a sick one," said the child.

"We are a five-star hotel, and there are no sick people..."

The child bid 5000 yuan and said, "Find me a sick one."

The manager immediately found a row of sick girls for the little boy">let him choose, and the kid randomly found one and had a fight with her.

The next day, the child came to the manager and asked, "I had a fight with that sick man, so I'm also sick, right?" The manager didn't know what medicine the child bought in the gourd?Just say, "No, no, no."

The child bid 5000 yuan and said, "Are you sure I'm sick?"

"It didn't run away, I must take it, I must take it," the manager put away the money very sincerely, and said excitedly.

"Then I'll go back and have a conversation with our little nanny, so my little nanny must be sick too, right? Less words"

"It didn't run away, I must take it, I must take it." The manager has somewhat understood the child's temper, and just follow his meaning in everything and say it is correct.

"Then our little nanny and my dad have a deal, so my dad must be sick, right? Less words"

"It didn't run away, definitely take it, definitely take it"

"Then my father and my mother have a conversation, then my mother must be sick too, right? Less words" "If you don't run away, you must take it, you must take it"

"Then my mother and our driver have a conversation, so our driver must be sick too? Less words"

"It didn't run away, definitely take it, definitely take it"

The child slapped the table and cursed: "The **** driver told you to crush my little frog"

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It can be seen that in order to master the powerful art of speaking, one must first have an "extremely powerful logic" and firmly believe that one's "logical thinking" is completely correct.

People with this kind of thinking are often regarded as "freaks" by their contemporaries.In Zi Xing's self-assessment, compared with the children in the above-mentioned incidents, she still feels "insignificant" and willing to be inferior.

Well, such "freaks" are naturally the majority in the 21st century, but ancient society will not be completely absent.

Zi Xing once read an anecdote of the ancients: it was said that a certain scholar entered a temple to avoid the rain.Seeing a woman urinate under a statue of a god, she became sexually aroused and raped her.The woman was furious, and she went to the county government, crying, "It was raining heavily, and the scholar came in and lifted my skirt. Give me an injection. It doesn't hurt, it hurts me for the rest of my life."

The scholar argued: "The heavy rain was like a ladle. When a scholar entered the temple, he saw a woman who urinated on the god and blocked her. Instead, he was falsely accused."

The county magistrate reprimanded: "A youth, a young man, fish and water, each has needs, and each other satisfies each other. What can I say?"

The woman yelled: "Resentment, I still want it. He has already pulled it out. It's heartless and inhumane."

The scholar roared: "It's wrong, I blocked my urine on purpose, and suddenly heard thunder, so I didn't dare to stay for a long time, so I pulled it out."

The county magistrate patted Jing Mutang: "This magistrate judged, the plaintiff wanted it, the defendant pulled it out, sent it back to the ruined temple, repeated the blockage of urine, and retreated..."

My gosh.One story outlines three "freaks" with strong logic at the same time.

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But it is obvious that the golden-haired ape is not a genius with "special logic", so it is very difficult to understand Zixing's "hundreds of times" speaking art based on its IQ.

With a certain "sense of superiority", Zi Xing scorned it for a while, and then continued to talk about it.And in these seemingly "nonsense" words, people can vaguely feel a kind of "Zen machine" stuff.After hearing this, the golden-haired great ape was also a little bit "can't stop".

Just like Lao Tzu's "Tao Te Ching" said at the beginning of "Tao can be said, it is very Tao; name can be named, it is very famous..." What Zixing said is some "mysterious and mysterious" stuff, but it is very true for many practitioners. Taste of bigwigs.If even this benefit is not given, the golden-haired great ape may have "go crazy" long ago.

As for this guy, Zi Xing, he is clearly "double-tasking".According to popular saying, he deserted.

Zi Xing's main focus now is on communicating with "Frame".He quietly begged "Frame" in his heart: "Hey, check for me how far Grandpa Zhu's actions have progressed? That old man, he wants to use the storage ring to take away 'more than four thousand bodies', he needs it!" Did it take that much time?".

After a while, "Frame" sent him a message——

[Zi Xing, Grandpa Zhu's work of collecting '4000 extra male bodies' has entered the 'finishing stage'.Originally, it should be possible to shorten the time required.But Grandpa Zhu is very meticulous, he was afraid that he missed a few male bodies, which would lead to the result of 'falling short of success', so he repeated and meticulously reviewed it several times...]

Zi Xing prayed in his heart: Grandpa Zhu, you better hurry up.Once the golden-haired great ape becomes vigilant, it will be troublesome...

Just in response to the saying "whatever you are afraid of, you will come here".Zi Xing suddenly felt something, and shivered slightly, when he looked up, he saw the big golden-haired ape staring at him fixedly.

There was a sharp light in the eyes of the golden retriever great ape.

it seems to have found something

Chapter 294 The Situation Has Changed Again

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