Rebirth of King Zhou

Chapter 303

Grandpa Zhu didn't know Zixing's "modern deceit" and only saw him "speechless", thinking that he was overwhelmed by his own questions.

Grandpa Zhu didn't think too much of himself, and changed his words: "Forget Zixin...that 'scarface puppet' has indeed met a cunning opponent. I guess this little girl is going to be in danger..."

little girl?Zixing couldn't help being stunned when he heard Grandpa Zhu call him a "scarface puppet".

"At this moment, the soul of the puppet with the scarred face who is in charge is a male and female... What? Didn't you see it?".Grandpa Zhu explained.

I really didn't pay attention to this.Zi Xing hurriedly used the "Eye of Primordial Mist" to study the "Scarface Puppet" carefully.As a result, it was confirmed that Grandpa Zhu's judgment was correct.

"This female soul is so dedicated to helping the 'big ape', she must not be the lover of the 'big ape'..." Zi Xing guessed recklessly.

Grandpa Zhu couldn't help laughing and said: "It's unreasonable for you to simply say that she is the wife of the great ape. To have a good wife who helps a good wife is a great blessing..."

Zixing also heard that Grandpa Zhu was joking.So he jokingly told Grandpa Zhu a "Daughter-in-law Value Evaluation Formula" that he had heard in his previous life.

How much is your wife worth?Purely entertainment version.

The specific formula is as follows:

The base price is 1000 yuan

身高超过16，每过1+100元；身高低于160，每低1－100元；

有酒窝+100；留长发的+150元；会跳舞的+100元；会唱歌的+100元；人妖非主流浮夸打扮－200元；

Chest-b -100 yuan; +200 yuan;

体重超过110斤的，每超过10斤－100元；体重不足100斤的，每差10斤－100元；

近视的，超过300度，每100度－100元；双眼皮+100元；单眼皮+50；

Those who have been in love, get dumped once - 100 yuan, once dumped by others + 100 yuan; those who have not been in love + 100 yuan;

The first kiss is you + 300 yuan; the first kiss is not you - 200 yuan;

The first night is you + 500 yuan; the first night is not you - 400 yuan; the first love is you + 300 yuan;

For those over 22 years old, -1 yuan for every one year old; for those with medical history, -100 yuan for each item;

会游泳+100；不会麻将+100元；不会喝酒+100元；成绩优秀+200元；尊敬长辈+100元；喜欢针线活+100元；不爱慕虚荣，在你困难时不离不弃+200；

Love to drink - 200 yuan; love to smoke - 200 yuan; love to speak foul language - 300 yuan; love to dye 00 yuan;

Keeping pets +100 yuan; liking to grow flowers +50 yuan; liking children +100 yuan; being able to cook +300 yuan...

Hearing the "formula" that Zi Xing casually said, Grandpa Zhu looked at him with extremely strange eyes.

Zi Xing has always been used to being "outspoken" in front of Grandpa Zhu, and he didn't feel that there was anything wrong with what he said just now, or something wrong.

So he asked Grandpa Zhu straightforwardly: "What's the matter? What's wrong? What's the matter with the look you look at me? It makes my heart go crazy... Can't you just say something clearly?".

Grandpa Zhu squinted at him, and said disdainfully: "You are a 'guilty'. You have no ghosts in your heart, so why should you be afraid. You said to yourself: You spend so much time thinking about your future 'daughter-in-law'. Minus points, are you dissatisfied with 'Girl Jiang'? Or do you look at another girl and want to marry a perfect woman in your mind?"

It turned out that it was because of this suspicion that I didn't want to see him.This Grandpa Zhu really spared no effort in protecting "Miss Jiang".

Zi Xing quickly called out to Grandpa Zhu, "Look at what you've been saying... it's just too much sex. You don't have to worry about Wen Qiang, a good husband like me, after getting married, It will only happen that I am 'bullied' by her..."

Grandpa Zhu is satisfied with Zi Xing's timely "statement", but he also wants to protect the reputation of "Jiang Girl": "If you treat Jiang Girl well, she will treat you well. With Jiang Girl's temper, how could it be 'bullying'? 'What about you? You definitely don't have to worry about that happening...'

Zi Xing smiled and said: "There are many ways for a wife to 'bully' her husband-in-law, and the specific situation needs to be analyzed in detail. Moreover, to a certain extent, it is also their 'privilege'. Grandpa Zhu, you don't understand, I Just to give you an example..."

"There are two cultivators. One day, the husband went out in the fairy mountain to search for the 'cave' left by a certain great power. Before he found any clues, he received a 'flying charm' from his wife: 'Husband, something is not right. A few thieves sneaked into our residence today, wantonly stealing...'

"The husband jumped up when he heard it, and asked through sound transmission through the flying talisman: 'Did you lose something? Did you catch the thief?'

"'The house was turned into a mess, and the thief was not caught. The 1000 spirit stones in the secret room are gone...'

"'What else is missing.' The husband asked. 'I'm counting.' The wife heard her husband's anxiety, and quickly comforted him: 'Don't worry. Where are you hiding your valuables? I'll tell you now Let's go and see if it's been stolen?"

"As soon as the husband heard the truth, he quickly ordered his wife: 'Go and see the third blue brick on the left side of our house. There are 6000 pieces of spiritual stones that I buried with my own hands at a depth of [-] feet.'

"After a quarter of an hour, the wife replied: 'I checked, and there is nothing in the place you mentioned.'

"Such unforeseen treasure locations have been found. It seems that what I encountered today is by no means an ordinary thief. The husband hurriedly asked his wife to go to the hut again: "I dug a hole in the middle of the beams and horizontal beams of the hut. Three storage rings were stuffed, and each ring was filled with 10000 high-grade spirit stones. Do you see if they are still there?' After 10 minutes, the wife replied: "No.There is a hole in the beam, but there is no storage type, let alone a total of 30000 high-grade spirit stones... Did you remember the wrong place? '

"The husband said anxiously: 'Impossible. I checked it before going out... This is a private house that I have accumulated for thousands of years. It just disappeared'

"'That's all, have you forgotten anything?' His wife asked in the flying talisman. 'No, only these 36000 pieces of Lingshi are the most valuable. If you catch that nasty thief, you must beat him to death I don't even recognize him." The husband swore angrily.

"After a few seconds, my wife's sneer sounded in the sound transmission flying talisman: 'Okay. I thank you for your excellent performance in this home anti-theft exercise. The 36000 pieces of Lingshi in your small treasury, after you come back I'll settle the accounts with you again' My husband almost fainted after hearing this..."

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