Rebirth of King Zhou

Great apes are not stupid. 【 】It's not that it hasn't suspected that its "brain domain" has been tampered with by Grandpa Zhu or "Qi Ling Girls". It must be said that the person involved always has a mysterious cognition similar to the "seventh sense", which makes him Infinitely close to the truth.However, most of them miss the truth, and only a few can grasp it.

However, it is impossible for the great ape to find any sufficient evidence to prove that his "brain domain" was touched by Grandpa Zhu.

This made the great ape very depressed.

"Grafting memory" belongs to Grandpa Zhu's unique skill.Other people in the cultivation world not only don't understand, but even have heard of this unique skill, there are only a handful of them, pitifully few.

Therefore, when the big ape finally couldn't hide his anger, when he asked the "spiritual girl" "has his brain been touched?"The girls firmly deny it without fear.They are not afraid of being caught by it.

The roar of the great ape went straight to Jiutian: "Then you tell me: why is my memory messed up? There are so many memories that even my real self can't figure out what's going on."

When it said that it "doesn't know what's going on", there was a faint taste of "timidity" in the voice of the great ape.This is a very indicative signal.It seems that all living beings inevitably have a sense of fear for the unknown.Even the daring monkeys of the past can't escape this rule

Oh, the reaction of the great ape also proves from one aspect that Grandpa Zhu's method of "grafting memory" is extremely clever.

The big ape has only been confused so far, and its memory has become messy, but it has no doubt that those "messy memories" are actually not its at all.Well, "grafting memory" can achieve this step, even if it is called "magic art", it is not too much.

The "Girls with Artifact Spirits" who understood the truth, held back their amused faces, and preached to the big ape: "...memory is so mysterious that it is difficult to explain it clearly. Perhaps, those The memory that you still can’t comprehend now, you have to wait until one day when the opportunity arrives before you can ‘enlighten it’? So, you don’t have to be anxious about this matter, and you can’t be in a hurry..."

In order to enhance the depth of their "teaching", the "Girls of Artifact Spirit" also told the great ape some fables with mortal beings as the protagonists.

such as--

There is a pair of brothers who live on the 0th floor.One day when they came home from a trip, they found that the building was out of power. Although they were carrying big bags, it seemed that they had no other choice, so the elder brother said to the younger brother, we will go up the stairs. So, they carried two large bags of luggage. Start climbing the stairs.When they climbed to the 20th floor, they started to get tired. My brother said, "The bag is too heavy. Why don't we put the bag here and take the elevator to pick it up after the call." So they put their luggage on the 20th floor , much easier, continue to climb.

They climbed talking and laughing, but the good times didn't last long. When they reached the 40th floor, they were really tired.Thinking that they had only climbed halfway, the two began to complain to each other, accusing each other of not paying attention to the building's power outage announcement, which is why they ended up like this.They climbed while making noise, and climbed all the way to the 60th floor.When they reached the 60th floor, they were so tired that they didn't even have the strength to quarrel.The younger brother said to the older brother, "Let's stop arguing and finish climbing it." So they continued to climb the stairs silently, and finally reached the 0th floor and came to the door excitedly. Only then did the brothers find that their keys were left in the bags on the 20th floor .

Some people say that this story actually reflects our life: Before the age of 20, we lived under the expectations of our family and teachers, and we were burdened with a lot of pressure and burdens. After the age of 20, I left the pressure of everyone, unloaded the burden, and started to pursue my dream with all my strength, and spent 20 years happily in this way.But when I was 40 years old, I found that my youth was gone, and I inevitably had a lot of regrets and remorse, so I began to regret this, regret that, complain about this, and hate that, and spent 20 years complaining like this.At the age of 60, I found that there was not much left in my life, so I told myself not to complain anymore, and cherished the remaining days, so I quietly walked through my remaining years.To the end of life, just think of myself as if there is something unfinished. It turns out that all our dreams are left in the youth of 20 years old.

People are great because of their dreams, opportunities always belong to those who are prepared and act now

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For the fables of human beings, the great apes understand half of them.

It only knows that it is exhausted physically and mentally by that kind of bizarre memory.

The great ape finally understands now that the most frightening thing about this world is that he is completely confused, unable to figure out what is going on.

...so, it can only be tortured by an inexplicable thing called "memory".Like a mental patient with extreme symptoms.

The point that makes the "Girls of Artifacts" quite speechless is that the great ape has not weakened its hatred of "Buddhism" in such "adversity". Well, the plan has not yet achieved substantial progress.

The outspoken "Qi Ling girl" couldn't help asking it: "The Buddha is so merciful and compassionate, he never kills, and he spends his whole life promoting Buddhism as his career, and occasionally does the good deed of 'cutting meat to feed the eagle'...Why do you put it on your body because of your own selfishness? The Buddha has hated it for so long? It really is endless..."

The big ape blurted out a retort: ​​"Bullshit. A good man. That's because the Buddha wanted to lose weight and was embarrassed to say so. In order to lose weight, the Buddha became a vegetarian, claiming that he did not kill; in order to lose weight, the Buddha traveled all over the world to exercise, claiming to promote Buddhism. ;In order to lose weight, the Buddha cut meat and fed it to the eagle... He used all these ruthless tricks. When he found that Brother Monkey was still thinner than him, he became angry and suppressed Brother Monkey for 500 years..."

The "Qi Ling girls" couldn't help being stunned, they didn't expect the other party to give such a "nonsensical answer".Looking back carefully, they are even more ashamed: it seems that this "nonsensical statement" was also invented by them.The apes also found this statement in the "grafting memory" given by them.

In short, the "spiritual girl" cannot receive the expected "curative effect", and the "memory torture" suffered by the great ape is still far away from the end

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The chaotic "memory storm" strikes again, and the big ape wants to cry but has no tears——

The leader temporarily borrowed me to copy some things, and the secretary was like an enemy. He not only temporarily removed many documents and photos, but also checked them repeatedly until I only had work reports and meeting minutes left in my body.

The leader copied a document into my body, which is a bidding plan.

At first I didn't understand what the leader was doing with the little secretary's disk, but then I finally understood.Because when the leader sent it back, he didn't delete the mark—this meant that he wanted to use the little secretary's hand to complete the matter.Of course, Xiao Mi must have a strong comprehension ability for this kind of thing.

It seems that if you want to be a competent little secretary in the human world, you must have a keenness and execution ability that are far superior to ordinary people's in understanding and implementing the intentions of superior leaders.

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I hate it most when people say, who still uses disks now, they have changed to mobile hard disks.What happened to the mobile hard disk, can I help you?Really.But they are quite modest, the capacity of a few hundred g is only that big.

However, the secretary has said more than once that I like to use disks, but I am not used to hard disks.Yes, because it is convenient for me to plug in at any time, and I don’t have to carry a data cable with a water snake waist every day, just like a big money carrying a small honey.Although my capacity is small, it is enough.

After the little secretary took me back from the leader, he copied those things into my body again. I don’t know why he didn’t save these data on the hard disk. Later, I understood, because Ka, a media worker, pulls people everywhere. There is nowhere it cannot go.The secretary is afraid that the leader will become famous one day.The leader receives a salary from the public. He is not like "stars" like Chen GG or Zhang. He has a lot of savings, even Xiying can still live a luxurious life...

The secretary copied a chat record into my body.Started a file name: "system patch".The way he saves things is getting more and more sophisticated. For example, for this chat record, he used a notepad, and then changed the extension to make it look like this thing of more than ten kilos is really like a system patch.I thought it was violent and dark, but I didn't expect it to be a conversation between him and a female college student.

There is such a paragraph in it...

"I heard that you are married?" "Yes." "Are you happy?" "General. I feel that life is quite fixed. He often travels, and I often, when we are together, do cooking or something." "Oh, It feels quite plain. Sometimes I think of the time when we were studying together." "Yeah, you were like a child at that time."...

It's boring, but I don't know why Xiao Mi cherishes it so much?Later, I learned that he had a crush on that female classmate.These ordinary words are so precious to him.Later, I saw the little secret lying on the table crying bitterly.He learned from another classmate: This female classmate is actually divorced, and it is very difficult to live alone with a child.But she is so strong that she doesn't want anyone to know her embarrassment.

Everyone has a past to hide...

Leadership is no exception.On that day, Xiao Mi was suddenly called over like spring, and had a big talk with him about first love.

It's not quite his style.Later, I found out that that day was actually the leader’s birthday. A few years ago, the leader had chosen his own birthday to confess his love to the girl whom he had a crush on for a long time... The result can be imagined....

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The secretary took me on a business trip.Then I made two tables of expenses and stored them in my body.Simply two names, Table 1 and Table 2.

Part of the data in Table 1 is named as follows: feasting for brother units, transportation expenses, accommodation expenses, equipment adjustment fees, data collation fees... Part of the data in Table 2 is named as follows: bathing expenses, gift expenses, scenic spot tickets, game purchases, high-end Tobacco and alcohol...

Among them, Table 1 is the file.Sheet 2 is the hidden file.

Xiao Mi seems to be an expert in making these things.With a notebook, he checked whether the two tables were balanced when he was free in the hotel.

I calmly watched his expression while doing this, sometimes happy, sometimes depressed, sometimes frowning, sometimes dissolute.I don't know what he thought of when he was debauched?

Someone called in the middle of the night, asking if you want service?After the little secretary talked nonsense, several young women knocked on the door.Then he sat on the bed, picking like a king.In the end, he's left with a girl who looks sweeter.Then I asked people about their age, about their school, and then slowly said, alas, in fact, you should study hard and have a better future....

I know he's slowly warming up.But before he finished warming up, the girl stood up and said lightly: I am here to do business, not to listen to the forum of hundreds of schools.

Then, drift away.Come lightly, leave lightly, without taking a single piece of money from Xiao Mi...

The little secretary cursed bitterly, pretending not to pretend, after she finished cursing, she laughed too.She smiled cutely.

If the smile of the "business girl" is the "Mona Lisa's smile", according to research, the prototype of the "Mona Lisa" is to eat the rice bowl of the lady; the smile of the little secret is the standard "Mona Lisa". Brother Sharp" smile.I didn't smile so kindly either.

Xiao Mi was drunk, and when she returned to the hotel, she burst into tears alone.Then laugh again.Then, he took me and said drunkenly: Xiao Mian, I know who you are.The old man was taken aback again.

As a result, he followed up with a sentence: You are the old man's reliance, do you know that?

I know that I have what he needs in my body, and there are many things that others want to know but don't know.The little secretary looked at the things in my body again, and fell asleep relieved.

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What makes the great ape even more painful is not the memory of "it turned into a disk".

In the "long and inexplicable memory", there are also some chaotic short messages that are not "coordinated" from time to time.The great ape doesn't know what's going on? As the "initiators", the "Girls with Artifact Spirits" are very clear.

That's because: When using the secret technique of "grafting memory" taught by Grandpa Zhu to graft the contents of "memory fragments" into the brain of the great ape, the restless red girl walked around and accidentally stepped on a An irrelevant "memory fragment".The contents of the memory fragments were "grafted" into the brain of the great ape together, becoming a piece of its own fragmentary memory.

It's not that "Qi Ling Girl" didn't notice this problem, but she didn't take it seriously at all.

After all, the content of those irrelevant "memory fragments" is very short, and they only record "a few little things" that the girls appreciate, or simply some "philosophical words".

"Spiritual Girl" doesn't think there's any harm in adding those memories.As a result, the "pain index" of the great ape exploded, reaching a new historical height.It’s not that you can pick one at random, and you can have the eclectic openness, sex, and thinking of a “spiritual girl”.

Just imagine, recalling the event of being sold as a "disk" by the secretary at a high price, the memory was relatively smooth, and suddenly, a piece of "garbled" information appeared——

Time: 1935

Location: Grassland on the Long March

Characters: Little Soldier and Old Squad Leader

Curtain opens

The little soldier ran over in panic and shouted: "The old squad leader is not well, we have run out of food."

The old squad leader said calmly: "Don't panic, don't panic, and look for it carefully." The little soldier said helplessly, "I searched several times, but there is really nothing left." The old squad leader pondered for a while and said: "Take off my leather shoes. Go wash and wash, cook and eat later." The little soldier said: "Can you eat it?" The old squad leader said affirmatively: "Yes, you can eat anything with leather, such as leather clothes and belts."

Half an hour later

The little soldier gnawed on his leather shoes and said, "It's really fragrant. It smells like beef." The old squad leader touched the little soldier's head and said, "You are growing up now, eat more." The old squad leader raised his head and looked into the distance and said firmly : "When we win in the future, we must let the common people in the whole country eat leather shoes."...

Behind the Scenes Text: 2012 We Finally Made It

Supplementary notes, for those who don’t know the truth, please refer to Su’s rewritten version of "Jiangchengzi"——

Origin: A pair of leather shoes were separated, and they met again in the owner's stomach ten years later: one was yogurt, the other was capsules.A certain emperor of the Celestial Dynasty wrote a poem saying: ten years of life and death are boundless, without thinking, you will never forget.Two feet, with whom to talk bleakly.Even if you don't know each other, old yogurt and poisonous capsules.Yelai Youmeng suddenly returns home, red leather shoes, dressing up.Looking at each other without words, only a thousand lines of tears.It is expected that the place where the heart is broken every year, the moonlit night, the rubber refining factory

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What kind of feeling should a great ape feel?

Think about it again, recalling that when I downloaded the ethics film of the island country as a "disk" for the little secretary, suddenly, a piece of "garbled" information popped up in my mind——

A t machine in a certain place in Beijing withdrew 400 yuan and spit out 4000 yuan, and the bank asked citizens to pay back the money.Afterwards, the bank received a reply letter from the citizen, the original text is as follows:

1. Please come to my house to pick it up at the time specified by me. The time is from 7 am to 7 pm and from 9 pm to [-] pm. I have to work and rest at other times.

2. After arriving at my house, please go to the aisle to get the number, then squat in the stairwell and wait for the number to be called. Please wait outside the yellow line of my house.

3. Please provide your valid certificate, get the application form from my grandma, fill it out, sign it, and stamp it with the official seal. I will check your official seal. If it is blurred, I will ask you to go back and stamp it again.

4. If you ask me how much I withdraw, I'm sorry, but please pay the inquiry fee, which is 2 yuan.

5. Provide your unit certificate, entrustment and other materials, pay attention to the word "waiting", when you suddenly think of what you need, go back and get it yourself

6.手续全部完成后,请交纳取款手续费,每笔4元,然后留下电话号码,我会把资料提交到我老婆那里审批,20个工作日,到我家领取。当然,来领取时请重复1、2、3步骤。

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What kind of taste is the great ape?

No wonder it felt like it was going crazy.