Rebirth of King Zhou

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Chapter 322 Such absurd kindness and resentment

One thing must be admitted: Zi Xing and Grandpa Zhu are not too cultivated characters. 【 】ing

Those mysterious forces hidden behind "Lei Zhenzi" Grandpa Zhu did not directly disclose information about them, but Zi Xing heard Grandpa Zhu call them "Thunder Clan" more than once, and dared to extend his evil, evil, and black hands to Miss Jiang, at this stage has caused the disastrous consequences of Miss Jiang's soul being torn apart, but it really pissed off this poorly cultivated old and young.

I don't want any "grace" anymore.

If the "Thunder Clan" children appeared in front of them, they would definitely be ruthlessly smashed to pieces by Grandpa Zhu.It's a pity that even Grandpa Zhu thinks that those guys' hiding methods are so clever.

Unable to find out the culprit, the old and the young cursed without grace.Even if you can't cause substantial harm to the object of hatred, you must first vent. Vent. Vent the anger in your chest.Well, it's not easy to say, these two men are now on par with the "swearing. Street" fufu; using the official modified language, that is "the revealing of true nature and emotion".

Although Grandpa Zhu is countless times older than Zi Xing, he is far inferior to Zi Xing when it comes to "swearing and street skills".He tossed back and forth just those dozen or so curse words, which made Zi Xing feel "poor" for him.Zi Xing couldn't help muttering secretly: This Grandpa Zhu has lived for at least 10,000+ years, even if he collects a curse word a month, it is enough to show off now, and it is so shabby, which shows that his ambition is not in this regard...

And the most frequent occurrence of Grandpa Zhu's cursing words is nothing more than calling the "Thunder Clan" all "pigs". In Grandpa Zhu's high vision, being a pig is the most "wait and see".

In contrast, Zi Xing showed his "swearing and street talent".

"...Grandpa, it's not that I want to pick on you. How many times have you called the 'Thunderclan' a pig? I can't stand calling the 'Thunderclan' a pig. My lungs are going to explode. You always know that pigs have How long is the history? 900000 years ago, in the Stone Age, the ancients began to tame wild boars and turned them into domestic pigs. When there was no food or other critical moments, the ancients would kill pigs to overcome difficulties..." Regardless of Grandpa Zhu Do you know what the "Stone Age" is?Zi Xing didn't bother to explain, so he just kept talking.

"Under the ancient character 'jia' is a pig character, which means that a pig can be called a home... So, pigs and humans have a long, long history. Pigs and humans have gone through a long history together. With a long history and peaceful coexistence, the pigs no longer sleep in the open, lonely ghosts, and become guests of human beings and a symbol of wealth."

"What about the people of the Lei clan? They probably weren't farts 900000 years ago. From the appearance of Lei Zhenzi, it can be seen that the people of the Lei clan are probably short. They seem to be the dwarfs among the dwarves. The savage tribe Azusa refers to the world's most down-and-out beggars to imagine the image of "Leizu people". 900000 years ago, Leizu people have not yet evolved from dwarfs to savage Leizu gnomes. Comparing the wretched Thunder Clan dwarf to a pig, this in itself is ignorance of history..."

"Pigs have a cheerful personality, extraordinary bearing, and a general air. I can't associate them with perverted, despicable, and dirty Thunder Clan dwarves. Pigs, in a large agricultural country with a long history, pigs are in our It is very important in our daily life, it has brought us wealth, for tens of thousands of years, the only way for our people to get cash may be to raise pigs and sell money, in ancient times if you want to buy cloth, buy copper Mirror, buy what you want, you only get money by selling pigs, you want your son to go to school, and you have to get money by selling pigs... There are happy events in the family, and you have to kill pigs when you marry a wife and have children To celebrate, it can be said that pigs have brought us wealth and happiness. What about the Thunderclan gnomes? They have only brought disasters to the world and committed heinous crimes"

"How can such a despicable race be equal to pigs? If I raise a pig, and the wind and rain change, I will worry that my pig will catch cold and freeze. But if ThunderClan encounters a natural disaster I will be very happy. I will drink three bowls of wine. If the pig is sick and stops eating, I will be very sad. I hope the pig will recover soon. But if ThunderClan has a plague, I will I will shout "Retribution", and I am happy about everything - in my eyes, pigs are very important, and the wretched "Thunderclan gnomes" are not worth mentioning at all. How can the two be equated? ?”

"Pigs can be sold for money, pig roe can be eaten, bones can be made into soup, pigs can be served with water, and pig palms can be exported to make money. If foreign exchange is not careful, even the modern word "foreign exchange" comes out. Pig skin can be used to make boots. Pig manure is a good waste for the farmland, the name of the pig can be cursed, and the whole body of the pig is a treasure. And what about the wretched Thunder Clan dwarf?? I get angry when I mention it, it’s annoying, and it’s bigger than a cesspit. More disgusting.”

"So, I solemnly say not to call 'ThunderClan gnomes' pigs. This vile race is not worthy of being pigs. Calling them pigs is a great insult to the reputation of pigs..."

……

Grandpa Zhu was speechless, and stared at Zi Xing dumbfounded.This time is really an eye-opener, a long experience

It turns out that there is such an innovative method of scolding everyone, and it is so majestic and joyful to scold.

If you compare it from the realm of comprehension, Grandpa Zhu is the strength of a "Grand Master", then Zi Xing is at best a junior apprentice who has just glimpsed the path of en; compared with the strength of Curse Street, the two are completely reversed: junior apprentice Became a great master; the great master became a small apprentice.

For the first time, Grandpa Zhu expressed admiration for a guy whose force value was far inferior to his own...

"Boy, why is your mouth so damaged? Aren't you afraid of going to 'Tongue Hell' after death?"

A hoarse voice full of anger suddenly sounded, interrupting Zi Xing's eloquent speech.This voice is like a "natural voice" from the ancient world, like wind passing through a dense forest, like thunder falling into an abyss... with an indescribably desolate and lonely meaning.

Well, I have never heard such a "retro" sound.

Zixing stopped.He looked at the source of the voice in surprise.

If ordinary people came to interrupt him, Zi Xing would be unhappy at most, and would not be so surprised.But this time was different, he clearly saw that it was "Jiang Wenqiang" who was lying quietly on the stone bed making the sound.Well, to be precise, it should be the voice coming from that third of Miss Jiang's soul.

Gathering my mind, I soon realized something was wrong.

What a strange thing.Isn't Ms. Jiang suffering from amnesia and resting in sleep?Even if she suddenly wakes up, it shouldn't be such a weird voice.Zi Xing gets together less often with her, but is already very familiar with Miss Jiang's voice.

Even if Miss Jiang, who has been in a state of amnesia, can suddenly speak, she shouldn't change into that hoarse and old voice.Could it be that……

Grandpa Zhu also thought of the same possibility as Zixing.He fixed his eyes on Miss Jiang's soul body, and asked in a deep voice: "Which kind of lonely ghost dares to attach itself to the depths of Jiang girl's soul? You have some means, you can restrain your breath, and the old man is quite happy." Hard to notice."

Grandpa Zhu's words sounded like he was saving face for himself.What is "rather difficult to detect", the old man didn't even notice that the other party was lurking in the depths of Miss Jiang's soul.

From Miss Jiang's forehead, a faint gray shadow "escaped" lightly.This shadow is about the size of a wild cat, its shape is uncertain, and it looks very inconspicuous.

But the vague shadow said to Grandpa Zhu in a proud voice: "We 'Thunder Clan' are best at hiding. If you really want to hide, it will not be easy to find us with your old cultivation. I will show up now , because I am just an insignificant 'messenger'. I was sent by the distinguished elders of my clan to negotiate with you..."

Grandpa Zhu's expression became even uglier.

He said coldly: "You Twelve Elders of the Lei Clan are good at calculating. If you guess correctly, I will definitely take in Jiang Girl's remnant soul, and let you lurk in Jiang Girl's amnesiac remnant soul beforehand. In this way, Jiang Girl's One-third of the remnant souls were able to escape from the 'Thunder Clan' because you deliberately let the water go..."

"Of course. Our Thunder Clan doesn't want to offend you, old man. No, we chose to negotiate with you..." The Thunder Clan messenger said the words in his mouth, but judging from its expression and behavior, even from its There was no trace of reverence in his voice.It seems that this so-called "Thunder Clan" has a lot of confidence.Zi Xing couldn't help analyzing secretly in his heart.

"What else do we have to talk about?" Grandpa Zhu's voice became sharp: "How dare you hurt girl Jiang to such an extent..."

That shadow can be selected as the "messenger of the negotiation", needless to say, its mind is extremely strong.Facing Grandpa Zhu's anger, it still showed no signs of timidity. Instead, it smiled strangely: "You don't have to pretend, old man. Although the injury of Miss Jiang is not serious, for a master like you As long as all her 'soul and body' are found, it is not difficult to help her return to her original state. Why do you always pretend to be so angry? Obviously, you always know that our target is that kid named 'Zixin', you always I don’t feel very hesitant: Should I exchange that ia for the other two-thirds of Miss Jiang’s soul body..."

Hearing this guy's calm narration, Zi Xing and Grandpa Zhu couldn't help but glance at each other.They all feel that this kind of "intelligent" opponent is not easy to deal with.

Zi Xing sighed in his heart: If there was a reckless guy who only knew how to use his fists to reason, he would probably be dealt with submissively.If this guy in front of him is just playing tricks, will Grandpa Zhu catch him because of his status? ... so sad

The shadow spoke again: "Based on the admiration for your elder, the distinguished elders of this family will not make your elder too difficult. No, a plan that has the best of both worlds has been prepared long ago. Do you want to listen?"

Grandpa Zhu said with a blank face: "Speak as you like. How can there be so much nonsense?" He was thinking in his heart: If this guy speaks badly, should he use this as an excuse to hold him down?Sigh, if you know what this guy's status is in the Thunder Clan?How important is it?That's good……

"That Zi Xin, it's not impossible not to go back to the Thunder Clan headquarters with us. But he must marry the little princess of his clan..."

The "Thunderclan Messenger" threw out a condition that was absolutely unexpected, as if he was talking endlessly.Even Zi Xing couldn't adapt to its leaping thinking and speaking style.

"Bah, what the hell are you planning? Since when did your Thunder Clan have a little princess? Do you want liar Xin to go back with you and slowly control him?" Grandpa Zhu couldn't help but smirk.Reminiscing that just now Zi Xing scolded all the "Lei people" for being dwarfs, but now he is asked to be "en son-in-law" by the other party, it is very funny.

When this question was mentioned, the voice of that group of shadows also became a little unhappy: "This is not the root of the trouble caused by that kid himself."

Hearing such allegations, Zi Xing was extremely dissatisfied.He pointed to his nose: "What? What does it matter to me?" He thought that he had just heard the "Thunder Clan" from Grandpa Zhu just now.As for the Thunder Clan, is it flat or round?Is it tall or short?Is it fat or thin?It's not clear at all.Calling them dwarves before was just referring to the image of the people of a certain island country in the previous life... In short, Zi Xing felt that he was more wronged than Dou E.

"Don't blame you, who are you blaming?" The group of shadows said angrily: "Only men can practice the supreme skill of this clan. It's good for you, you turned the young master of this clan into a woman through and through. How can she inherit the supreme cultivation method of her clan? The noble elders of this clan are also looking at Elder Zhu's face, leaving a little leeway in doing things, not killing you kid, but just letting you reproduce with the little princess of the clan. Male offspring To inherit the mantle of the Lei Clan, I will return the other two-thirds of Miss Jiang's remnant soul to you..." Listening to its tone, this kind of solution is simply "pie from the sky" to Zi Xing lucky.

Zi Xing was confused at first.What is this all about?Suddenly, a flash of light flashed in his mind, and he suddenly figured out that his boy's association ability is still very good and powerful.

He lost his voice and said, "Is that 'young master and little princess' who changed from male to female in your family the 'Lei Zhenzi'?" What a huge amount of information is contained in this question.

"You're not smart enough. You're only trying to understand the cause and effect now..." the Thunder Clan messenger still hummed unsatisfied.

……I see

Zi Xing is very resistant in her heart, not only resisting Lei Zhenzi's appearance as a woman, but also resisting this "beautiful husband and wife" thing. OK?

At the same time, Zi Xing also had to take care of the mood of Grandpa Zhu who "regards Jiang girl as her own"—what?You kid hasn't married Miss Jiang yet?Do you just want to have a "quasi-marital affair" and "cheap i-birth"?

That group of shadows was very good at observing faces, and Zixing's hesitant reaction was seen in its eyes. It couldn't help but sneered: "What? You still look very reluctant? To tell you the truth, let Ben If the little princess of the family marries you, you still have to pass the test of the little princess's "mother". Your "mother-in-law" will not marry her daughter to you in vain. She listed ten conditions, which you must To be satisfied..."

Are there any conditions?

Zixing was speechless for a while.From the information revealed by the other party before, one can vaguely know that the Lei Clan is so anxious to have him and Lei Zhenzi have offspring in order to inherit the "Lei Clan mantle" that only males can inherit.This was a matter for him to ask Zi Xing. He had the advantage, so the other party had to hijack "Miss Jiang" as a hostage to negotiate with him.Why, this "Lei Clan Messenger" is still his mother-in-law who requires him to meet ten conditions before he can marry Lei Zhenzi.

Bluff is this?

Whether it's "bluffing" or not, "ThunderClan Messenger" has already announced the top ten conditions in a serious manner:

"The first condition: You must own a country in any of the six realms. The country must have an area of ​​at least 160 million square kilometers, and the 'ownership' of the country must belong to the woman, and installment payments cannot be made, nor can this country The flames of war are raging everywhere... Your 'mother-in-law-to-be' doesn't want her daughter to marry, so she fights four wars and travels all her life."

"The second condition: a medium-sized country must be established for the old couple of 'father-in-law and mother-in-law', and the country must belong to the mother-in-law. Moreover, this medium-sized country must also have no wars and rebels, and must have a considerable number of spiritual veins—— Because the spiritual veins of the country that the mother-in-law ruled before have been exhausted, new spiritual veins must be found to practice. In addition, they have cultivated Princess Zhenzi, and they must be rewarded."

"The third condition: There must be a magic weapon that is at least above the 'quasi-god level'. Because the current 'magic weapon' has become popular in the cultivation world, the mother-in-law does not want her daughter to be wronged, let alone let relatives and friends talk about her. The daughter is poorly married, and the man doesn't even have a quasi-divine magic weapon."

"The fourth condition: there must be an i. collection of 1000 million pinnacle stones, so that the marriage of such a cultivator can be guaranteed, and the woman can only be happy after marrying him, and the ownership of the 1000 million pinnacle spirit stones is It must be changed to the woman's name, so that the man will "take care of the family" and not be so easily deceived by the "wild woman" outside."

"Fifth condition: All the man's income must be given to the woman for management and must not be concealed."

"The sixth condition: the man's parents are not allowed to live with them. The man's parents must farm in the current rural area, lest they make such and such 'unreasonable demands' to their son."

"The seventh condition: After marriage, the man should not often visit his parents in the countryside, let alone ask the woman to go - because he is a city resident and is not used to rural life; especially the man's poor relatives are not allowed to come to their house, and the country bumpkin relatives watch Just hate it."

"The eighth condition: After marriage, you must take your father-in-law and mother-in-law to one of the six realms for a trip every year to see the scenery outside and let them live happily in their later years. In addition, you must give your father-in-law and mother-in-law an annual exercise A thousand pots of golden pills for them to take, so as to prolong their lives."

"Ninth condition: The children born after their marriage must be the most prestigious aristocratic academy among the cultivators of the six realms, and the children cannot be allowed to live an ordinary life. Only such children can be promising."

"The tenth condition: you must first visit your father-in-law and mother-in-law every year during the Chinese New Year, without exception, because you will look deserted without children during the festival, and you will lose face..."

The future mother-in-law who heard "that shadow" relayed the list, which can "insta-kill" 90.00% of the six realms at [-]... The top ten conditions for a comprehensible man who keeps going nine times, Zi Xing and Grandpa Zhu have one The "want to kill" impulse.