Rebirth of King Zhou

After listening to the introduction of "Nv Wa of Evil", Zi Xing realized that he was really unlucky. 【 】

In today's world, there is really only the more unlucky, not the most unlucky.

In his previous life, he also thought that he had a bad star covering his head, but compared with what he had encountered after coming to this "cultivation world", especially the tragic fate he was about to face, it was simply one in the sky and the other in the ground.

Of course, the so-called sorrow is not a common thing.For example, in Azusa’s previous life, he liked to watch Conan, one episode killed an islander; he liked to watch "Death Notes", one episode killed a dozen islanders; he liked to watch "One Piece", one death killed an islander; he liked to watch Hokage, a village islander died in one episode; I like to watch Ultraman, a city islander died in one episode; I like to watch 2012, 30 minutes, the island country is completely gone...

However, when tragedy befalls him, even a little bit is too much.

That night, Zixing suffered from insomnia and kept moaning.

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The "Nvwa of Evil" reported the confidential information to Zi Xing, booked [-]% of the benefits from him, and then completely quieted down.Didn't know that she had already left Zi Xing's soul domain?Or continue to stay there but deliberately pretend to be deaf and dumb without saying a word?

Generally speaking, those who reap the benefits will keep a certain degree of silence wisely.

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I have never seen Zi Xing sighing like a woman, hurting the spring and the autumn.The group of "Girls with Artifact Spirits" were startled, and they asked in unison, "Why is brother Zi Xing bothered?"

Zi Xing couldn't tell them the big secret of "the plan of the high-level Lei Clan", and planned to ignore them and confuse the matter.However, the little girls were too enthusiastic, they kept pestering him and questioning him endlessly.Seeing how serious they are, they won't give up until the result is questioned; if the result is not to their liking, they may not give up...

Zi Xing thought for a while, and could only say: "I was recalling the unlucky experience in another time and space, and I was deeply moved for a while, so I sighed..."

"What kind of bad luck happened? Tell me, tell me. You will definitely feel better if you tell me." The girls suddenly became a group of "curious babies".Judging by their expressions, they actually wanted to find some fun in Zi Xing's unfortunate past.

Zi Xing was forced by them, so she could only make half-truths and half-fake nonsense: "...my tragic past is really indescribable: In my previous life, my daughter-in-law who had been with me for five years was abducted by Jin Wu's little boy. Fighting for friends, I was detained for 5 days, and after I came out, I paid for the medical expenses by myself. The subordinates took power and resigned. The house was gone, and I rented a room that was haunted every night.

“没想到？前世的我也曾经为住房伤透了脑筋。我也像诗圣杜甫那样希望‘安得广厦千万间，大庇天下寒士俱欢颜’。但我没有诗才作一首《茅屋为秋风所破歌》，只能点了八首歌来祈祷‘房价真能大跌，工薪阶层都买得起’——1.张震岳：《放屁》；2.梁咏琪《未来的未来》；3.林俊杰：《1000年以后》；4.周华健：《别傻了》；5.周杰伦：《黑色幽默》；6.韩红：《美丽的神话》；7.张学：《我等到花儿也谢了》；.李正：《猪都笑了》……梦想依旧是梦想，梦想仍然遥不可及”

"I bought a Chihuahua and raised it for 2 months, but it turned out to be a husky. I shot a girl and found out that she was divorced when we met. Her son was one year younger than me. After that, she chased and killed me every day, saying that she was divorced for me. I Go, you only met me after two years of divorce, you must say it is a woman's premonition."

"...Drunk at night and went to 1912, woke up and saw a man in a hotel, until now I don't know if I asked him to... tease the dog at home, let me sit, let me roll, let me roll, let me stand on my head. When I was hungry, I gnawed on my clothes. I never ate dog food. At night, while I was asleep, I stole the garlic in the refrigerator to eat. I asked you, are you a dog? Girl, you will follow the old lady's ass, and you will shit when you see a beautiful woman touching you. Tell me if you are a bt."

"I wanted to have some romance at night, so I made candlelight dinner for myself, but ended up setting the quilt on fire. My mother thought I was going to burn because of a broken relationship, so she sent me to a mental hospital for 2 days."

"It's really lonely. I bought a big-eyed goldfish for 1 yuan. After I bought it, it stood motionless in the water with its belly upright. I thought it was dead. One day after urinating, it was thrown into the toilet. This grandson swims in the urine The one called Huan, I couldn’t bear to flush it into the latrine, and I fished it out from the urine. As a result, the skin on my hands began to peel, and it didn’t heal for a few months. Do you think I’m well-nourished? Isn’t it just peeing? Is it? Corrosion, corrosion, and sexuality are about to turn sour... But it only hurts my hand, and the big-eyed goldfish has nothing to do with this world."

"Eat fried pancakes and eat beer caps, eat wontons and eat toenails. When you are on a bus, you get your head caught by the door, you beat flies and slap nails, you buy stocks without rising, you go to Baiyun Temple to burn incense, and your phone falls into the 'merit box'." I can't get it out..."

"When I went out, a monk said that I was very rich, and I was reciting words now. I was happy and bought him an emerald amulet for 570 yuan, which I kept in my mouth every day. One day my buddies came and said why my tongue was green. I took out the emerald and saw that it was a large glass. The buddy said: Have you ever seen a monk in a Taoist temple? I think so, grandson, if you lie to me, you will lie to me, and he insists that I hold it in my mouth every day. Now I stick out my tongue. You think I'm terrified, which girl do you think can talk to me?"

"I have nightmares every day, either being slaughtered by people, or being killed by animals."

"I want to honestly stay at home and watch TV, runway show "Struggle", a dozen beauties around a man named Lu Tao, love to death, big house, big beautiful girls, big dad with billions of dollars. At the end of the day, you still said: This is not what I want."

"Is that how people of my age live like this? Change the channel: Here comes another 'Xu Sanduo' who yells to do meaningful things every day. Yesterday he was not fully committed. Today, he will carry a big sniper to Burma to destroy drug dealers. Is it possible?" ? Really want to smash the TV."

"School registration, I want to find two girls left over from other people's food. All the girls in my elementary school are married, and they are enrolled in the middle school and college classes, but they won't let me pass. If I learn that, what a bad boy, I t There are three of them."

"Post a post out of boredom, tripped once, computer automatically shut down twice, smoked out, picked up cigarette butts in the trash can, pinned my hand..."

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Before Zi Xing finished speaking, none of these mischievous girls were out of shape, they put their hands on their stomachs and laughed.

After laughing, Chi girl, on behalf of her sisters, summed up for Zi Xing: "Brother Zi Xing, I didn't expect you to be a super nostalgic person. Well, I guess you are not worried about anything else, you are clearly nostalgic Yes. What is this called? By the way, it’s called ‘homesickness’.”

Zi Xing smiled slightly: "I don't love my hometown. At most, I just feel a little emotional. Perhaps, I miss the childhood days ten years ago even more."

Ten years ago, I was riding a bicycle, whistling cheerfully, and walking on the way home; ten years later, I was driving a private car, followed by constant phone calls, and walking on the way to socialize.Ten years ago, I longed to live in a five-star hotel; ten years later, I lived in a five-star hotel, but I wanted to go home.Ten years ago, I longed to take an airplane; ten years later, what I fear most is flying.

After playing football ten years ago, I walked past the window of the coffee house, hoping that the boy opposite the girl was me; ten years later, I saw the children who had just played football passing by outside the coffee house, and hoped that I was one of them.Ten years ago, there was no taste in eating Sichuan cuisine; ten years later, there is no taste except Sichuan cuisine

Ten years ago, with his good waist, he was the main force of the volleyball team; ten years later, he had a herniated disc in his waist.Ten years ago, I was forced by my parents and teachers to go to the desk and listen carefully; ten years later, I wanted to listen to the lecture again, but I couldn't find the desk.Ten years ago, I despised the alcoholic in front of the restaurant and vowed never to drink for the rest of my life; ten years later, I will be the alcoholic in front of the restaurant.

Ten years ago, I longed to ride in my own private car one day and no longer walk; ten years later, I longed to walk and no longer drive a private car.

Ten years ago, touching a girl made her blush; ten years later, she became the target of sexual harassment complaints.Ten years ago, I didn't know what a miss was; ten years later, a miss became my only object of confidance.

Ten years ago, what I hoped to show was maturity; after ten years of beauty treatment, I hope to remain youthful forever.Ten years ago, I thought about eating meat; ten years later, I thought about eating vegetables.

Ten years ago you were my deskmate; ten years later you became someone else's wife.I sang about you at the same table ten years ago; I think about you at the same table ten years later.Ten years ago, the only problem we faced was the exam; ten years later, we have to face all the problems except the exam.

Ten years ago, I remembered your sweet smile when I was downstairs in your house; ten years later, I saw your stern face reprimanding your children downstairs.

Ten years ago, I was eager to get married with a horse; ten years later, I was eager to fall in love again.Ten years ago when we talked about love, we were always shy; ten years later we talked about love, but it was jerky.Ten years ago, I longed for love, but I didn't know what love was; ten years later, I knew what love was, but I no longer had love.

Ten years ago, he liked pretty girls; ten years later, he had an ugly wife.I had my first love ten years ago; I had my first divorce ten years later...

Ten years ago... Ten years later...

If this kind of mood is "homesickness", then Zi Xing admits: his "homesickness" flows upstream...

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Zi Xing also knows that his current behavior can be said to be a very typical behavior of "making fun while suffering".

This is also a helpless escape from reality.

But fate and the heavy responsibilities he bears have long destined him to escape from reality only for a short moment.That cold reality must be faced after all.

Zi Xing couldn't remember how many times he sighed in his heart: This kind of thing happened to me too, it was simply tempting my pure heart.

It's normal for him to be in trouble.

Hearing Grandpa Zhu's tone of voice before, he attached great importance to the Lei clan, and Zi Xing knew that this clan was not simple.What is the identity of Grandpa Zhu? The opponent he values ​​is not a little bit heavy. Who will believe it?Despite mental preparation, Zi Xing was still quite surprised to learn the detailed information about the Lei Clan from the "Nvwa of Evil".

In the ancient prehistoric period, because of the chaos in the world, all the "laws" were just established and implemented well.Just like the "light" in the human world is transported by the son of the Emperor of Heaven—the Golden Crow, and the wind, thunder, rain, and electricity have their own divisions.

As the name suggests, the "thunder" of nature in the prehistoric period was governed by the "Thunder Clan".At that time, the great gods with their own divisions were ranked first as the "Ancestor of the Thunder Clan".

This ranking was not drawn up by Feng privately, it was all based on strength.Even the "Golden Crow", who claims to have the highest temperature in the Six Realms and can melt everything theoretically, is convinced that he is the "old 2" and regards the "ancestor of the Thunder Clan" as the boss.

That's for a reason too.

Simply comparing various forces in nature such as "wind, thunder, rain, electricity, ice, fire...", it cannot be said that any one force will definitely be able to stabilize the other forces "at one end".It depends on the user's comprehension and actual combat skills.

But the "Ancestor of the Thunder Clan" belongs to the kind of super genius who comes out every 10 years.He actually brought forth the new through the old, and evolved his clan's lightning control skills to the ultimate version.Well, to put it in a simple sentence: the ancestor of the Thunder Clan was "controlling the Heavenly Tribulation".

That's right, it is "controlling the catastrophe".

In the world of comprehension, "Crossing Tribulation and becoming Immortal" is 90.00% [-]... the ultimate goal of the immortal who has been "nine" all the time.

Regardless of whether a cultivator has personally experienced it or not, he has probably heard that "Heavenly Tribulation" is mainly composed of "Jiuxiao Shenlei". The top secret of the heavens.But in any case, "Heavenly Tribulation" is dominated by "thunder", which has already become common sense in the world of comprehension.

The super perverted "Ancestor of the Thunder Clan" was thinking back then: Since "Heavenly Tribulation" is mainly based on divine thunder, why can't he control it?

This is what he thinks, he is very ambitious; the most touching thing is that the "Ancestor of the Thunder Clan" finally researched the most perfect cultivation method, and if he practices it to the extreme, he can "control the catastrophe".

In this way, how could the gods governed by various other natural forces not "willingly bow down" to this great change?

There are some people in the "Thunder Clan" who can "control the Heavenly Tribulation", and most of the immortals in the six realms have to "experience the calamity" before they can become immortals - that means they have to pass the "Thunder Clan" assessment. Those who are in charge of the Heavenly Tribulation in the "Thunder Clan" have the "truth of master and apprentice" with the "Jianxians".

Just like the "six ministries" of later generations, the official ministries are still a head higher than the other ministries.Officials in charge of "official hats" are always better...

Closer to home.

Although it is said that the "Thunder Clan" skills can "control the heavenly tribulation" when they are cultivated to the extreme.But in the long history of the "Thunder Clan", the chance of such a genius appearing is simply slim.I am ashamed to say that including the "Ancestor of the Thunder Clan", there are only a handful of four out there, uh, one slap is not enough.

When the masters of the "Thunder Clan" can only control ordinary "Thunder Force", the status of the Thunder Clan in the Six Realms will be very frustrated; Soaring at the speed of a rocket.

The Six Realms always rely on strength to speak.

The "Thunder Clan" has not produced a genius who can "control the catastrophe" for many generations.

And because the people of the Lei Clan were prosperous, they had offended many big boss-level characters in the cultivation world.When they were down and out, they were chased and killed by all kinds of cultivation masters, and that was a matter of course.It's a vicious circle.

The only benefit of this kind of fate and encounter is that it has tempered the "Thunder Clan"'s ability to hide in Tibet.If they are determined to avoid a big character, it is really not easy to catch them.

But it's not a problem to live in hiding like a mouse all the time.Therefore, the senior management of the "Thunder Clan" is very eager for another genius "in charge of the Heavenly Tribulation" from the clan.

Based on the "anatomical" research of the four senior members of the clan who had successfully possessed the ability to "manage the catastrophe", the Lei Clan executives finally came up with some very important research results——

If you want to practice your own skills to the extreme, hard work alone is not enough.Innate physique must meet two requirements.

One is that a man with a "Thunder Body" is limited by his physique, and women cannot refine the Thunder Clan Secret Code to the limit; the other is that the concentration of the "primordial blood" inherited from the distant ancestors in the body has reached one hundred thousandth.

Don't underestimate this "one-in-90.00 blood".Millions of years have passed, and among the descendants of the Lei Clan, [-]% or more have passed, not even a single bit of "ancestor blood" has been inherited.

I don't know whether it's luck or misfortune, but Lei Zhenzi happens to be a descendant of the Lei clan who meets the above two prerequisites.

Moreover, today's Thunder Clan has discovered Zhenzi, the only promising genius.

Zi Xing turned out to be a "super genius" who was only born once in 10 years, and turned into a mother - it's no wonder that Lei Clan doesn't hate him to the bone.

Still willing to sit down and negotiate with him in good spirits, that is also for Grandpa Zhu's face.

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Well, this trip to the Thunder Clan is based on the information provided by the "Evil Nuwa", and the support of the "Little Princess Zhenzi" must be won to have a better chance of winning.

How to gain her trust and her support?

Zi Xing's thoughts are unrestricted, like weeds.

Suddenly remembered a very interesting story, as if with some kind of hint.

Three men went to a certain woman's house at the same time to propose marriage.The woman's parents put on a fair look and asked the three of them to introduce themselves.

A said: I have 1000 million.B said: I have a mansion worth 2000 million.Parents are very satisfied.Just ask C, what do you have at home?

C answered: I have nothing, only one child in your daughter's belly.

A and B were speechless and lost.

The important enlightenment of this matter: the core competitiveness is not money and houses, but people who have themselves in key positions.