Rebirth of King Zhou

Chapter 329 Marriage Emotion

Zi Xing has decided to accept the test of "Lei Clan Kung Fu". 【 】After all, the desire to "control the catastrophe" is really too great.

Zi Xing didn't know how many of the Six Realms could resist such desires. In short, his deity did not stand the test.Even if you want to take the risk of "near death", it is not hesitating.

Well, he passed this test.However, based on Grandpa Zhu's consistent protection of Jiang Wenqiang, Zi Xing had to persuade Grandpa Zhu on behalf of the "Thunder Clan" to let him agree to marry "two equal wives".Otherwise, Grandpa Zhu would make a fuss, and Zi Xing would not be able to practice the "Thunder Clan Kung Fu" with peace of mind - the hope of successfully practicing to the peak and then "controlling the Heavenly Tribulation" would become even more slim.

Oh my God, Zi Xing thought angrily, "What kind of world is this? I'm actually reduced to doing ideological work for the enemy camp to understand Grandpa Zhu..."

However, Zi Xing is still competent and able to handle the job just by talking about it.

Zi Xing asked for a private meeting with Grandpa Zhu.So Grandpa Zhu took him to the "storage space", which was equivalent to conducting a "secret room. Negotiation" that was not very well-known in later generations.

Zi Xing really has two skills in this regard.I don't know how he persuaded Grandpa Zhu. Anyway, after half an hour, after the two of them walked out of the "storage space", Grandpa Zhu said that his face was not very good-looking, but he no longer tried his best to prevent Zi Xing from following "Zhen" Little princess".

When a discerning person sees this situation, he will immediately think that there is something tricky and hidden.But "ThunderClan Messenger" didn't bother to pursue it: there was no way to pursue it.Moreover, it has confidence in the strength of its own clan, and firmly believes that after Grandpa Zhu and Zixing arrive in their territory, they will not be able to play tricks.

It has to be said that these "Thunder Clan members" who smell like hard rocks in a latrine may believe in and appreciate the style of behavior of the later Russian President Vladimir Putin.Uncle Putin's "acting style" can be summed up in seven sentences: 1. Anger without strength is meaningless. 2. If you are not prepared to use force, do not take up arms. 3. Real men have to constantly think of ways, while real women have to constantly struggle. 4. Once you are bullied, you should fight back immediately. 5. I occasionally feel decadent, but I never pretend. 6. There is no negotiation on territorial issues, only war. 7. The territory of Russia is indeed very large, but no inch is superfluous.

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The "Girls with Artifact Spirits" have another idea.

They were really curious, and their hearts were itchy like a nest of worms.They didn't dare to ask Grandpa Zhu, but they kept pestering Zi Xing, asking questions endlessly.What exactly was discussed in the "secret room"?Make Grandpa Zhu's attitude reverse back and forth?

Zi Xing was really annoyed by them and had a headache.

But it was not easy for him to tell them the truth that the level of secrecy must be maintained at the highest level for the past few months, so there was no way out, so he had to talk nonsense to the girl with the spirit.

He first solemnly asked the "Girls of Artifacts" to set up something similar to "enchantment", to prevent their "confidential conversations" from being "eavesdropped" by ThunderClan messengers. He was so serious that those who didn't know the details really thought that he was going to announce some "secret".Not to mention others, the "gift girls" were "shocked" by him first.

"do you know?"

Zi Xing said with a serious face: "The most common way for future generations to deal with emotionally and emotionally discordant couples is 'divorce'..."

"Why don't you know? The 'divorce rate' in later generations is astonishingly high..." Qi Ling girls said in unison: "In ancient times, there was no such thing as 'divorce', only unilateral divorce... What? Azusa Brother Xing, are you going to marry the little princess of the Thunder Clan first, and then divorce her at an appropriate time? Oh, no wonder Grandpa Zhu agreed to let you marry each other. This is also a confession to sister Jiang Wenqiang. But Ah Zixing brother, doing this shows that your conscience is very bad..."

Zi Xing laughed dryly, and could only say perfunctorily: "It can't be called 'divorce' so ugly. There was no such thing as 'divorce' in ancient times, so it started with me. In the future, Princess Zhenzi and I will divorce voluntarily. Thunder Clan is not easy to interfere..."

"But, will Princess Zhenzi agree to 'divorce' you in the future?" The Qi Ling girls were concerned about the practical feasibility again.

"Yes, of course I will." Zi Xing replied casually: "Princess Zhenzi has the consciousness of being independent and feminine in future generations, so she won't cling to me..."

"Oh. Brother Zixing, what is the consciousness of independent women in later generations?" The curious baby's eagerness to learn is still undiminished.

Well, this question is quite abstract and difficult to answer.Moreover, to be honest, Zi Xing didn't have that much patience, and slowly explained the doubts for the "curious babies".

He simply forwarded the two letters of a couple in later generations to the "Girl with Spirit".Let them focus on the "wife"'s reply, and maybe they can have an intuitive impression of the so-called "modern independent femininity consciousness".

First, a letter from the husband to his wife in anger——

Are you okay at your mother's house?

You have run away from home for 3 hours and 37 minutes since we got angry, which is 4 hours and 21 minutes short of your highest record in "Runaway History". I know you are waiting for me to apologize to you, I'm ready to do the same, but I hope you can stick to it and make a new high in your exodus history

I'm fine at home, please don't miss me.Although you took the passbook with you, you don't have to worry about my financial resources, because I still have an affiliated credit card in my hand.Credit cards are convenient to use. I have already bought five shirts, seven pairs and twelve pairs of socks. It is estimated that I can wear one set every day until you come back.A famous brand is a famous brand, although it is a bit more expensive...

You don’t have to worry about my food, I’ve tried seven newly opened restaurants; hairtail fish, hemp stick, and pig’s head three. They are afraid that I will be alone, so they accompany me every day, but they order good food and wine , I can't help it, you know I want to save face, but I made friends with such a group of "fox friends".

What annoys me the most is that the woman who moved in comes here almost every day to borrow vinegar and garlic.But you can rest assured that I will never make mistakes. You must have confidence in me in this regard.

As for the flowers and plants at home, I want them to adapt to the desertified environment early and never water them, which is conducive to the evolution of their species.By the way, did Mi Mi accompany you back to your mother's house?I haven't seen it for two days.

You don't have to worry about my two cute little brother-in-laws coming to me impulsively and doing something irrational. Yesterday I asked them to have a big meal, and I told them about a little thing between us. They listened Then he took my hand and cried and said, "Brother-in-law, I have really suffered for you." As long as I am not afraid of embarrassment and willing to expose the news, at least 90.00% of the male compatriots in the world will sympathize with me and support me-this must Thank you for your glorious achievements in the past, which can instantly "kill" the fragile nerves of male compatriots all over the world.

I will pick you up and apologize to you, but it's good for you to live in your mother's house for a while, 'go home and see' well, the old people need you too.

Another: If you don't come back tomorrow, Bingbing will ask me to eat pizza and I will go there. Anyway, I am idle. It's not good to refuse people. After all, I will be a colleague of a unit.

Goodbye to your dear husband.

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And the reply from my wife was even worse——

dear husband:

Thank you for your letter. Everything is fine at my natal home, so don't worry about it.I forgot to tell you, the deposit in the passbook has been transferred to my account. I was a little worried about your financial situation, but since you can overdraft your credit card and live so comfortably, I don't need to worry about it.

In addition, I would like to remind you that there are 2 packs of instant noodles at the bottom of the kitchen cupboard at home. Although you are eating well now, I am still a little worried. You'll need them when you're busy and don't have time to meet.

Say hello to my new neighbor for n, the home loan is due at the end of the month and you'll have to say goodbye to your new friend

By the way, don't water the flowers at home, I planted cactus.

Mi. Mi is with me, the Miehui Ling at home has long been used up, and now you must be looking at each other with "Xiaoqiang who can't be beaten to death".

Of course my two lovely younger brothers will not trouble you. They have been persuading me to divorce and find a capable man.I once overheard the two of them conspiring: once I'm not persuaded to sign the "outrageous agreement", then plan an "assassination incident" against a useless man.In order to get rid of the suspicion of committing a crime after the incident, these two smart boys must of course improve their relationship with a certain man in advance, so as not to be listed as a key investigation target by the Public Security Bureau...

Now, I feel really good to go home. I don’t have to do laundry and cooking so hard every day, and I can go shopping freely. I’m really happy

I wish you a happy playing with Bingbing tomorrow. I also heard that Bingbing’s new boy is a boxing coach from the Sports Academy. I don’t know if it’s true or not. You know I’m not so gossip

Goodbye to your dear wife.

The "Girls of Artifact Spirit" are very educated, and when they understand the horror of having "modern independent female thinking" from a male point of view, they feel shuddering.Unanimously, they concluded with Zi Xing: If the little princess Zhenzi also has such a temper, "divorce" is not a good choice at the beginning.

The red girl sighed to Zi Xing with a sophisticated tone: "Brother Zi Xing, it seems that the relationship between eight years old is the most sincere and lasting..."

For this conclusion, Zi Xing was speechless for a while.Little kids under the age of eight know what emotion is?Among the eight-year-old children, how many of them have a "time-traveling" soul hidden in their bodies?An eight-year-old kid who is not a time traveler is not allowed to have an early date.

After a long time, Zi Xing asked in a nonchalant manner: "An eight-year-old child knows what emotion is?"

Looking at the appearance of the little girls as "eight-year-old children", Zi Xing suddenly realized: Should they use their "appearance age" to draw lines?

Seeing that Zi Xing didn't seem to agree with her point of view, the red girl cited a "Love Note" seen on the Internet in another time and space as an example to prove to Zi Xing that her point of view is tenable.

At least, to refute the fallacy that "eight-year-olds don't understand emotions"

It was a love note between an eight-year-old boy and the class leader

The boy is eight years old, and he is best at being mischievous.Breaking the glass at school, asking classmates to take off other people's knickers, and running to the women's toilet never stopped.At noon today, he suddenly ran back from school without making any noise.He ran into the room quietly alone, and did his homework quietly, like a good student with both good character and academics.It turned out that he fell in love for the first time.This is evidenced by a note in his pencil case.

The content of the note is as follows:

He Wenli, you like to make small reports about me, why are you so hateful.boy handwriting

I'm the class monitor, I don't care what the teacher wants to scold me, can't you be nice?female squad leader

Boy: If I like you, will you still report me?Lei... female squad leader: It depends on whether I like you or not, then Lei...

Boy: So do you like me?My dad said I was smarter than everyone else.Damn, so straight back when his old man was chasing him, he took eighteen turns.What is "advancing with the times"?This is also called...

Female squad leader: I won't tell you now.Is it true that girls are born with the ability to refuse and greet?Boy: I'll catch a butterfly for you, so just tell me, okay?Desire, boy...

Female squad leader: No, I want two.I just told you.Terrible, take advantage of the situation and increase the size Boy: Okay, then tell me, do you like me?

Female squad leader: I like it a little bit, I like to play with you, can you stop pretending to touch bugs and scare me?Boy: I'm not scaring you, I'm scaring Li Qiqi.If you don't like someone, I'll scare him for you.The roots of troubles……

Female squad leader: Qiqi is my good friend, don't scare her.Boy: Well, I won't scare her either.Shall we go play with plasticine after class?

Female squad leader: No, nng dirty clothes, my mother will scold me.I want you to help me catch butterflies.Boy: Just call me "honey" and I'll catch you, okay?Ray, I guess he heard him call his dad...

Female squad leader: That's why my mother called my dad. You are not my dad.Why am I shouting? ...A black boy like a crow in the world: My mother said that the person you like is called "dear".how to teach my son...

Female squad leader: Then you call me first, and I will call you again, okay?Boy: Who doesn't call someone a little pig and a puppy, okay?Female Squad Leader: Good.

Boys: Dear He Wenli Female monitor: Dear Leilei

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Red girl's final summary: pure love.No impurities, clean, how good, can grown adults do it... The answer is no.

For the red girl who refuted him so earnestly, Zi Xing could only agree, she was right.

Adults, even if they are not psychologically gloomy, do have a lot more distracting thoughts than children.Adult men, how could they have such innocent and foolish words as children.No matter how brilliant their language art is, it also carries a strong unhealthy taste.

For example, a buddy was investigated for playing with girls after drinking, and his confession was highly summarized in one sentence: he made a big mistake in a place as big as a palm.

After reading it, the public security police felt that it was too abstract, and requested refinement and quantification, using data to speak.

This buddy wrote another ten points: one person is lonely; two people are happy; 3 minutes of pleasure; 5000 yuan tip; [-] yuan fine;

The art of adults and the art of children are like two worlds.

Along the way, Zi Xing had a rather lonely life—there was a "spiritual girl" pestering him.

The "Thunder Clan Messenger" also didn't come to interfere with Zi Xing and the others.It looks like its "task" has been completed, and it doesn't want to provoke Zi Xing again, and it looks like extra trouble. "Thunder Clan" has long since lost its former glory.I don't know how many days of hiding in Tibet have passed, and many "Thunder Clan members" have also developed a "pragmatic" style of behavior.

Zi Xing and the "Qi Ling Girl" certainly didn't spend all their time chatting.Sometimes, they would quietly go to the "memory site" to meet it at the request of the "Golden Ape".

Uh, I forgot to mention: the great ape has been obediently staying in the "memory scene" now, trying to avoid the "ThunderClan Messenger" from discovering its existence.

The time of the "memory scene" is "static" relative to the time of the outside world.Entering here, there is no need to worry about exceeding the time, let the "Thunder Clan Gathering" discover the secret of "Memory Fragments".Zi Xing and the "Qi Ling Girl" first entered the storage space, and then took out the "memory fragments" and entered the memory scene... Trying their best not to disturb the "Thunder Clan Messenger".

In the "memory scene", although the entrants cannot destroy or even slightly change the scenery in the "scene", Zi Xing and the great ape can fight in actual combat.Perhaps, that was because both sides belonged to the same "invaders".

In the contest with the great ape, Zi Xing must use the power of the "horcrux suit".Therefore, in a strict sense: it is Zixing and the "Girls of Artifact Spirit" who join forces to fight against the great ape.

This is also impossible.Given the strength of the great ape, it wasn't that Zixing could even the gap between the two in a short period of time.Choosing this way of fighting was not for a contest of strength, Zi Xing was more for accumulating some "actual combat experience".

Absolute strength cannot be improved in a short period of time, so accumulate more "actual combat experience".

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Time is like water, passing by in a hurry.

A meeting called "changing the pattern of the six worlds" by the cultivators of later generations will be staged...