Rebirth of King Zhou

Chapter 346 Dissecting a Strange Creature

According to the information provided by "Lei Zu clone No. 6", the situation is not optimistic. 【 】First release

Some time ago, in fact, members of the "Thunder Clan" also planned to let Zi Xing act as the twin monks of "Princess Zhenzi".And in order to achieve such a goal, he did not hesitate to hijack "Miss Jiang" as a "hostage" in an attempt to ''bi'' force Zi Xing to submit.

To be honest, Zi Xing at that time was full of confidence in winning the heart of "Princess Zhenzi".The only thing he has to worry about is Miss Jiang's emotions and the possible "rebound".

Unexpectedly, things were changing, and by chance, "Miss Jiang" saw a long sword enshrined and passed down by the "Thunder Clan" from generation to generation in the "forbidden place" where she was imprisoned.At that time, Ms. Jiang didn't take that "Leizu Divine Sword" into her heart at all.All she was thinking about was trying to find ways to "escape" from that forbidden place, and absolutely not become a bargaining chip for the "Thunder Clan" to drag Zi Xing down.

An ''nv'' who can still take care of you in adversity will definitely be a good wife and mother type ''nv'' in the future.

Miss Jiang even gathered all the "star power" in an attempt to open up a "star power space-time tunnel" leading to any other world.

Because of the existence of the "Leizu Divine Sword", an accident occurred midway. She did not find a passage to another world, but let the "Leizu Clone" find a passage to come here directly from the mysterious space...

Azusa learned about the above content from "Lei Zu clone No. 6". On the surface, No. 6 said that he would protect the soul of his fiancée for Zi Xing, but the meaning behind the words ''lu''. It is not without "Miss Jiang" to ensure Zi Xing's loyalty in doing things for Lei Zu degree of intent.Even if the master is changed, the "threatening" will continue to be carried out to the end.Many times, the annoying stuff like "fate" does exist.

But Zi Xing could only passively compromise. "Princess Zhenzi" must be won...

After some in-depth understanding, I also had a more accurate assessment of the "difficulty" of this matter.That is a lonely ''nv'' ghost who has lived for a total of 10,000+ years through repeated "reincarnation", it may not be as easy to coax as imagined.If he is not prepared enough, he is likely to encounter the undeserved fiasco of "''yin''. Capsized in the ditch".

This defeat is not like the defeat of ordinary people in the mundane world, it can be like the song "Start Again" sung by Liu Huan. The "prey" is a comprehension ''nv'' ghost with 10,000+ years of self-awareness. Once she becomes vigilant, she will never give you another chance to invade her heart.There is only one chance, if you miss it, you will miss it

Zi Xing did not dare to "underestimate the enemy" carelessly.

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The "Qi Ling''nv'' children" have always attached great importance to the planning of "strategy and tactics", and actively provided "reference opinions" for Zi Xing.

They do have "real materials", not only a set of theories, but also a wealth of cases.The most important point sounds very reasonable, very similar to the same thing. In short, it has a very strong operability''cao''.''xing''

From Zi Xing and No. 6's point of view, this group of miraculous ''nv'' girls is simply a group of "''nv''''xing''. Psychological research experts". The ''nv'' kids have a lot of arguments, after talking about ''luan'', both Zi Xing and No. 6 listened intently and were deeply inspired.

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That night, the "xing" character of the "nv girls" who were "good at being teachers" was deeply imprinted in the memory of "Leizu Clone No. 6".

First, "Red''nv''child" released her ''nv''''xing'' research experience "''nv'' people, no matter how big or small 90.00% of them have a common ''xing'' credential Do things intuitively, feel that things are what they are, do not investigate and study, do not carry out rational ''xing'' thinking..."

Having said that, she deliberately paused.The other ''nv'' girls immediately cheered and asked her in unison, "Why do you know that?" They are all sisters who "come from the same origin", and they naturally know that the red. ''nv'' girls are just tantalizing, It's so slow, it's natural to collectively pretend to listen to the ''mi''.

The red''nv''boy talked eloquently, "For example, at a certain dinner party, the rocket expert told everyone ''lu'''Recently, we are going to send a few mice to Mars." Luo, a beauty''nv'' just said ''cha'', 'the cost of eradicating rats is too high'... really speechless''mao''Taizu said that there is no investigation, no speech No right to speak, ''nv'' people still speak. They feel good about themselves and don't take other people's opinions seriously, especially beautiful''nv'' people”

The other ''nv'' girls unanimously praised the "red'''nv'' boy" for making sense, and unanimously advocated that brother Zi Xing must pay attention to this point when approaching "Princess Zhenzi".No matter how self-righteous "Princess Zhenzi" is, don't try to refute her. There's no reason for ''nv''''xing'' to be conceited, so don't spoil the overall plan just because of this small negligence.If you can't bear it a little, you'll make a big deal.

Zixing nodded, "I understand this. Isn't there a saying summed up by blood and tears on the Internet? - I will never try to argue with a stupid b because he will pull me to his level, and then Beat me with his vast experience..."

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The orange ''nv'' girl is not willing to be lonely, and also provides her brother Zi Xing with her latest achievements in researching ''nv''''xing'' "When faced with a thing, ''nv'' people like to learn from When looking for "mao" diseases in others, the more you think about it, the more you feel wronged. As the saying goes, people are not sages, who can be without fault? Sages have faults, "nv" people don't. They are always right, even if they are wrong Yes, it is also a correct attitude..."

Like a gramophone, the other ''nv'' kids seized the right moment and collectively cheered and asked, "Why did you see that?"

Orange''nv'' said solemnly, "There is an example of a ''nv'' teacher drawing an apple on the blackboard, and then asked her students, "Children, what is this?" The children said in unison Answer 'Fart. Butt'''nv''The teacher ran out of the classroom crying and complained to the principal'The children laughed at people'The principal walked into the classroom and said seriously,'You are so naughty and mischievous, why did you make the teacher cry? I even drew a butt on the blackboard'I drew an apple as a butt, and I was ashamed to cry, and I was so embarrassed to sue, it's amazing. But,''nv''teacher never thought about thinking from the perspective of his own poor drawing skills... ..."

Chi''nv'' heard this, and couldn't help expressing her feelings, and complained, "It's hard to be a student. I have witnessed that generation of students, who went to junior high school. "Africa. Dian" came and went to high school. 'Bird flu' is here, I went to university, 'A.Liu' is here, and I'm finally graduating and looking for a job... 2012... High school, students are as busy as grandsons, but they can still be as happy as sb; university , the students are as idle as sb, but they can't find the happiness of being a grandson..."

The orange''nv'' girl nodded again and again, "That's the reason. When they first entered college, the students watched "Struggle" with longing; when they were hesitant, they watched "My Youth." ", just when they were about to suddenly see the light, a "Snail House" shot them all to death. In desperation, they watched "2012" and immediately calmed down. What kind of house to buy, it will collapse sooner or later... 2012, If the ground hadn't cracked, the building hadn't collapsed, the toilet hadn't exploded, and passer-by A hadn't run away, maybe on January 2013th, 1 (I love you for the rest of my life), he would walk away with the person he loves on that great day that is hard to find in all ages. into the palace of marriage"

Chi''nv''boy "A bachelor's degree is a master's degree, a master's degree is a doctor's degree, a doctor's degree is a postdoctoral degree, what about a postdoctoral degree? If you are brave enough to study for two years, you will be a warrior, and after five years, you will be a warrior. Martyrs, what about after martyrs? The country will launch Saint Seiya, who will get bronze after two years of study, silver after five years, and gold after seven years... Alas, time is the best teacher, but unfortunately - in the end it ''nong'' all the students to death..."

There are many new terms in Lei Zu clone No. 6 that I don't understand.But as far as it can understand the part, there is no denying the fact that the little ''nv'' children "tucao" spit out the level of ''ting''.

However, it is clear that Zi Xing and No. 6 are not so "bo.ai" to care about "the life and death of students".

They are still more willing to deepen their understanding of "''nv''''xing''" because this will help increase the success rate of capturing the heart of "Princess Zhenzi".People's hearts are always very realistic.

Huang.''nv'' responded to their request and also contributed her research experience on ''nv'''xing'' "Churchill said that there are two most difficult things to deal with in the world. The wall on this side is the ''nv'' people who fall to the other side. If the ''nv'' people really fall to the other side, just let it go. But most of the time, they are vacillating When she says she hates you, maybe she already has you in her heart; when she says she doesn't hate you, maybe she doesn't care about you anymore. You can't take her words seriously. Because of capriciousness, "jiao" with them 'It's a matter of luck..."

This is absurd.But what's even more mysterious is that both Zixing and Number 6 can understand it and take it seriously.

Without waiting for other sisters to ask "how did you see it", Huang. The ''nv'' girl took the initiative to give examples to prove her point of view "For example, a ''nv'' person walked into the post office, asked for a telegram, and wrote After finishing, she threw it away. She asked for a second one, and threw it away after finishing writing. After the third one was written, she handed it to the operator, and asked to send it out as soon as possible. I became interested in two telegrams. I picked it up and saw that the first one said everything is over and I don’t want to see you again. The second one said don’t call me again and never see me again. The contents of the third Come by the nearest train, I'll wait for you. If the first two telegrams are sent, everything is over. But the third telegram is sent, and the end is over again.''nv''The fickleness of people , making life feel like a drama, unreal and full of uncertainty''xing''”

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The green ''nv'' girl directly gave an example before explaining her point of view, "There was a blonde ''nv'' person who got on the plane and sat down in the first class. The flight attendant came to check the ticket and told her 'Your ticket is normal. You can't sit here.'''nv'' people said 'I'm white, I'm beautiful''nv'', I want to go to Los Angeles by first class.' The stewardess had no choice but to report to the team leader. Team leader Explain to Mei''nv'', "I'm sorry you didn't buy a first-class ticket, so you can only go to the ordinary class." "I'm Caucasian, I'm Mei''nv'', I want to sit in the first class cabin to Los Angeles. 'Beauty' 'nv'' still repeats that sentence and takes it for granted as the truth."

"...The team leader had no choice but to find the captain again. The captain leaned over and whispered something to Mei''nv'', and Mei''nv'' immediately stood up and strode towards the common cabin. The stewardess Surprised, I asked the captain what he had said to Mei''nv''. The captain replied, "I told her that the first-class flight is not in Los Angeles." A ''nv'' person with this kind of IQ still came out''hun '', one day I will be sold by someone and I will have to pay for it.”

"Some people say that beautiful ''nv'' people don't read. If they don't study, what's the 'hun'? Rely on face. Caucasian, beautiful ''nv'', with these two, dare to go to the first class Li''hun'', and she is justified. But often some simple tricks can 'clean her up'."

Zi Xing said with some emotion, "Many ''nv'' have developed a 'self-righteous' personality ''xing'', but in fact they are all born from the 'habit' of male ''xing'' compatriots. There are two sentences to sum up Good "new century''nv''''xing'' - can go to the hall, go to the kitchen, write codes, check for abnormalities, kill wooden horses, turn over walls, afford good cars, buy Can afford a new house, can fight two.''nai'', can beat a hooligan...New century man''xing'' - can sleep on the floor, live in the corridor, kneel up the motherboard, mend the clothes, Able to eat leftovers, able to afford ''yao'', able to take care of children, afford a girl, endure loneliness, strive to be Big Big Wolf..."

The chat was heated, and everyone's interest was fully raised.

The young ''nv'' girl also took advantage of the opportunity to "share" her experience, "Brother Zi Xing, you must not expect ''nv'' people to admit their mistakes, they have no habit of admitting their mistakes. If they make a thousand mistakes, they will be wronged." There are a thousand reasons to excuse myself. So what if human life is at stake? She is still the one who is right..."

Zi Xing is used to the reactions of other ''nv'' children, and also replied casually, "Why do you see it? I would like to hear more about it."

With the great support from brother Zixing, Bel has some face.The young ''nv'' said happily and proudly, "For example, there is a ''nv'' who told her mother that because her mother objected to her falling in love with her boyfriend, her boyfriend took sleeping ''yao'' 'Suicide'. The mother was surprised, ''suicide'?'''nv'' son said, 'Fortunately, he ate the wrong''yao'', he didn't die.' The mother immediately said, 'I said it a long time ago, He is so-so, careless, and can’t accomplish great things. Look, how can he entrust his life to him if he even makes a mistake in such a small matter?'..."

"Lei Zu Clone No. 6" can be seen, including Zi Xing, including the group of "nv" children, none of them are easy to troubleshoot.Everyone has a strong performance''yu''. Hope, this cannot be suppressed no matter what.

According to the order, it should be the blue ''nv'' girl's turn to express her opinion next. Number 6 took the initiative to ask her, "What do you think of it? Little girl?"

The blue''nv'' child's face was tense, and he said solemnly like a little adult, "I think ''nv'' people are good at making big things small, so small that only dressing, makeup, sex''nv' Details like love. For example, two ''nv'' meet in the street. A''nv'' says 'I have received a court summons saying I have an important case to testify in court tomorrow .'B''nv''asked 'Do you feel nervous?'A''nv'' said 'very nervous, I don't know what to wear.'...Compared with men, the contrast is very big .Men read biographies of great men, what they read is political struggle; ''nv'' people read biographies of great men, what they read is harem.''si''. Love. Men regard career as life, and ''nv'' people regard Treat life as a career. Fashionable and decent clothes are an eternal topic for ''nv'' people, from where they find confidence, satisfaction and happiness."

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Zi''nv'' also generously said, "The biggest problem for ''nv'' people is that their independence is too low. A ball''mi'' is very interested in ''nv'' A friend said, "Playing football is like having a partner. You have to be entangled. If a pair of feet can stick to the football like brown candy, you will be successful."''nv''Friend''yin''It's so weird Said "Then, kick away?" This shows that "nv" people have no sense of security and are always worried about being abandoned. Why don't men have such worries? Because men's personalities and lives are independent. So, why can’t ‘nv’ people be independent? Why do they have to depend on others? Why do they have to find a man to rely on?”

The black ''nv'' girl said deeply, "This is an unsolvable problem. It is determined by the ''xing'' personality of the ''xing'' born with the ''xing''. The most popular in the group There is a popular saying that 'doing well is better than marrying well'. Marrying well is a shortcut, and everything you want can be obtained without any effort. Therefore, there will be ''nv'' who put her marriage Put the certificate in the file bag, and then write the four words "long-term meal ticket" humorously. Of course, if you want to marry well, you must have the capital to marry well. Usually, """" goes with beauty ''jiao'' is exchanged for a man's wealth and power. An ''nv'' person who only ''jiao'' exchanges for a 'long-term meal ticket' must not be beautiful''nv''. Otherwise, she can'' jiao'' to change to an 'automatic teller machine'..."

Bai''nv'' sighed, and said mockingly, "It's a pity, if you are handsome and have a car, that's chess; if you have money and a house, that's a bank; if you have a sense of responsibility and a sense of justice, That’s Ultraman; the guy who is handsome and has a car, has money and a house, is responsible and has a sense of justice is the Ultraman who plays chess in the bank..."

God knows that ''nv'' girls don't have the so-called "hating the rich", they just express their views and opinions truthfully.They don't dislike top-notch rich and handsome like brother Zi Xing at all.

Azusa also sighed greatly, "The current proportion of male 'nv' population in the 'human world' is so, male compatriots have to work hard, otherwise you will be that 16.9. ''nv'' boys should work harder , otherwise, even if you don’t get that round, everything in your life is not easy. Have you ever heard of a company recruiting, first throw away half of the large pile of resumes received at random, because their recruitment philosophy is ‘we don’t want People who are unlucky.'Hey, in this world, those who are unlucky don't need to 'hun''

The red''nv'' boy was not as "pessimistic" as he was, waving his hands and saying, "What are you afraid of?" According to statistics, Nobita was beaten by a fat tiger a total of 173 times in the complete set of "Doraemon", and was scolded by the teacher 60 times. times, was scolded by mother 327 times, bitten by dogs 23 times, fell into the ditch 14 times... How reluctantly and how optimistic we are still alive. No matter what difficulties are placed in front of human beings, everyone will definitely persist In the world of living, there is no threshold that cannot be passed..."

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