Rebirth of King Zhou

Chapter 352 The Girls' Surprising Moves

The first face-to-face contact between Azusa Xing and "Princess Zhenzi", the effect can be regarded as above-average. 【 】(most stable,,)

He didn't show the so-called "king and eight spirit" in the legend, so that the prey fell down and voluntarily became the younger brother; however, "Princess Zhenzi" didn't reject him thousands of miles away for playing the "Frozen Goddess".

It's like two men and women with very good conditions met and "did a kiss", and they both had a good impression of each other... She didn't regard him as a "frog", and he didn't regard her as a "dinosaur". Single, that's all.

The "Girls with Artifact Spirits" probably had too high expectations in advance, but they were dissatisfied with the results.

More than once in front of "Princess Zhenzi", they chanted meaningfully: 1. Most of the good men are ugly. 2. Most of the handsome men are bad. 3. Most of the handsome and nice men are gay. 4. Most handsome, nice, and normal men already have wives. 5. Not handsome, but okay, no money...

The meaning of this "hint" is obvious enough, right?The girls almost didn't come to a conclusion directly: in the six worlds, only "Brother Zi Xing" is her "Princess Zhenzi" good man and good husband! ! !

The hateful "Princess Zhenzi" didn't feel anything, and didn't take their words seriously at all.

The girls got angry.After getting angry, it is natural to try to make the other party feel their majestic anger, so that she understands the truth that "Qi Ling is very angry, and the consequences are very serious".

The force value of "Princess Zhenzi" is estimated to be much higher than theirs, and the girls use "can't make it difficult for Brother Zixing" as an excuse in their hearts to rule out the option of using force with "Princess Zhenzi" (this proves that the girls always keep a clear head).

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The girls returned to the residence arranged by the "children of the Thunder Clan" that night, and they couldn't be bothered to sleep, so they began to fiddle with a new "memory fragment imitation".

In their eyes, this is not just an ordinary "memory fragment" imitation, it places the girls' high expectations for Princess Zhenzi to "be taught a lesson".

Zi Xing accidentally saw the content of the "memory fragment" named "Princess Zhenzi", and was shocked into a cold sweat.

The "memory scene" opened up by these memory fragments is very crudely arranged, just like the office of an aunt in a street office. The design of the "plot" is simpler, it is nothing more than a "lecture" in the form of a "spiritual girl", and the lectures are directly eloquent——

[...I think the most classic saying is: If my man really doesn’t have that ability, I’ll just bear it, and if he does, I’ll lose him.He didn't force me to grow into Manyu Jiaxin, and I have no reason to force him to surpass Li Ka-shing. ?

Ok, is it true that since the age of 13, girls spend a few more money on hygiene and towels every month (of course, female friends who are physically, physically, and physically normal) feel that they are very wronged, so they are holding back to let their boyfriends (husbands) ) Spend money on yourself?In fact, a man's money does not come from the wind...

I was wondering why the average life expectancy of female friends is longer than that of male friends. In addition to the fact that most women do not smoke and drink often, there is another main reason, that is, men have to bear heavier social responsibilities, and men have to bear more life pressure than women. much.

You are a girl, you can think of the nonsense when you come out, you cry when you are bored, you are happy when you are beautiful, you are coquettish and willful, you turn your head to express your feelings, when you are comfortable and when you are comfortable.No one said anything about you... girl, be emotional, everyone can forgive you for being emotional.You can commit intermittent, psychosis regardless of the consequences and the opportunity, and then call it: We have those few days every month... I didn't mean it...

Think about it, every time you say this to him coquettishly, he will take you into his arms and say, you are cute when you lose your temper!This old trick works time and again, even if you kick and kill their ten-year-old cat when you are sick. (Win the phone bill,) Who wants to get angry with you?

You never thought about why you are!No one is missing. Grandma! ?

He loves you now, you can piss on his head.Don't go too far, you push the man into a hurry, who do you love!Do you think you are really returning the Pearl!Has your ancestral grave learned to emit green smoke?

A woman should have a heart of cherishing, and cherish the person who depends on you and lets you control your temper.You have to remember, if he doesn't love you, you are nothing!To put it bluntly, a woman must learn to be prepared for danger in times of peace and leave a way out for herself.

Yes, he treats you like an old Buddha now, and when you get used to it, thinking that this is your life, and he changes his mind suddenly, you won’t be able to find your grave even if you cry.A little restraint at ordinary times is also a kind of protection for oneself.Our little bit of "unruly" energy, the old envoy won't work, it's better to save it for the critical moment, what do you think?

Women always seem to like to ask questions such as do you really like me, who do you save first when my mother and I fall into the river, who is more beautiful between me and her... If you are not important, people will try to answer the same question 10 times a day So much for what?If you are not important, you will curse others. Why are they still coaxing you with a forced face and smile?

If you think your man is incompetent, find a capable one as soon as possible, lest you get married and have children later, it will be too late to regret it, and don't make yourself miserable.

Who can you blame for your man's incompetence?Who should go to school well or not, skipping class for you?At the beginning, who should go to work well and not go to work well, because of you, who was absent from work?Do you let him stay with you, or let him focus on his career?Do you think your man is Jehovah?You might as well find a few more, some will earn you money, some will fight for your face, some will have a light to talk to, and some will blow the light and pull the wax!Do you know that men hate you the most when you lean on the bed with your face full of the old society, and then you start to tell him endlessly that you can't do this or that, if you can, do you deserve it?We need to know how much we are worth a tael!Don’t want love and romance and ask people to send you roses on New Year’s and holidays, but at the same time want reality and life and ask people to save money to buy you a house and a car.Do you think all men have an affair with Gates!

It is not easy for men to make a living outside. Sometimes, their feelings are also very fragile, but they still have to keep rational, calm and strong!You won't understand how hard that is!Ask yourself, if a woman really can't get along in this society, there is one last way, find someone to marry and become a professional housewife.No one can tell what you are.And your man, if he can keep going, he has to hang around, and if he can't, he has to work hard; not to mention dragging an aunt to hang around; what's more, he will drag one or more young masters and aunts along in the future (Your crystallization) Huh?Have you ever thought about...

If you don't know how to save money, it's better to find a way to make some money yourself instead of complaining that you married the wrong man.At least half of your things should be bought by yourself, so that even if he betrays you, you can give yourself a chance to tear up the things he bought for you and slap your face to relieve your anger!It's not like destroying all the things bought by others, and then going home with bare ass. ]

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Admittedly, from the above-mentioned "speech", it can be seen that the "spiritual girls" do have a talent for cursing and criticizing.

Zi Xing touched his conscience and couldn't deny that he felt "darkly refreshed" after reading that "speech".But the key question is: Wouldn’t it add fuel to the flames for “Princess Zhenzi” to read such content?The situation that had been stabilized with great difficulty may completely deteriorate in the blink of an eye.

Zi Xing hurriedly used a "severe" attitude and ordered the girls to destroy such a "memory fragment" of "Gift to Princess Zhenzi".Even if you can't help a lot, don't be "a disservice".

In order to emphasize that this is an unquestionable and authoritative decision, Zi Xing put on a serious face and imitated the "Black Bread Man" lord.And the girls are temporarily "reduced" to his dictatorship, such as the "Chen Shimei" who died in the tiger's head.

For brother Zi Xing, the girls are really not afraid at all, no matter how "vicious" he pretends to be - this is probably the so-called fate.

The girls really had good eyesight, and they said to Zi Xing in unison: "Brother Zi Xing, now you really look like that 'black-faced Baogong', you are full of righteousness and awe-inspiring righteousness."

The red girl added: "Perhaps it's just that the 'skin color' is not dark enough. According to legend, one day the Jinluan Palace was in the early court. Song Renzong looked at the officials majesticly and was furious: 'Why is Bao Zheng not here?!' 'Long live, isn't Bao Zheng here? Does it?” Eight Sage King pointed at Bao Zheng who was at a loss. Song Renzong: “Oh, I thought he wasn’t there because his face was black.’” After speaking, the little girl laughed more and more happily, leaning back and forth.

The green girl also echoed and said: "Yes, yes, one day the famous Zhan Zhaozhan's bodyguards hunted down the assassins, visited the Xiaoyao Building at night, and obtained important information, but missed the trap and was seriously injured. Zhan Zhaoqiang breathed out his true spirit, After reaching the Kaifeng mansion, his eyes suddenly went dark... It wasn't that he passed out, but Master Bao came out. Immediately, Master Bao told him: "Guard Zhan, you have been tricked by Tiaohulishan!Just now you went to hunt down the assassin, another assassin who was ambushing on the roof immediately entered my room!Zhan Zhao was startled: "Master Bao is not injured, is he?" ! Bao Gong looked at the dark clouds covering the moon in the sky, and said: "Fortunately, my lord took off all his clothes in a hurry, and the assassin thought I was not there, so he left." '"

The white girl also smiled and said: "Because he is dark, Master Bao is very sensitive to related issues. Once Zhan Zhao appeased the people who were complaining and said, 'Don't worry, Master Bao can't be found even with a lantern." Officer!' When Bao Zheng heard this, he quit and said angrily, "Guard Zhan, is this officer so dark?"

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After hearing this, Zi Xing was so angry that he could not be a "black-faced Bao Gong" on the spot, but there were also "black lines" all over his head, and he felt powerless against such a group of mischievous girls.

He reprimanded with a bad face: "Don't talk about those irrelevant words, let's get down to business!!!" "Come down to business, okay. That's exactly what we mean!"

On behalf of the Qi Ling sisters, the red girl "enlightened" brother Zi Xing plausibly: "Brother Zi Xing, I guess you also watched too many TV shows from the Celestial Dynasty in your previous life, and you watched too much positive publicity. It’s not enough to look at. In the previous life, there was an expert who summarized the content of the various "TV channels" of the Celestial Dynasty, and summarized them as follows: the comprehensive channel is full of vanity; the financial channel is full of confidence; the variety channel is full of noise; the international channel is full of war; the sports channel is full of boasting; The movie channel is full of "Red Tide"; the agricultural channel is full of prosperity; the TV drama channel is full of "marriage change"; the English channel is full of accusations; the science and education channel is full of leading; the opera channel is full of high profile; the legal channel is full of detectives;

"What exactly are you trying to explain?" Zi Xing felt dizzy.

"What I want to say is very simple: I think brother Zi Xing still can't understand what kind of deafening effect our memory fragments of "Giving Zhenzi Princess" have? It will have an inestimable positive effect on Zhenzi Princess Function. It cannot even rule out the possibility that Princess Zhenzi will become a good wife and mother after receiving a strong soul baptism." Chi girl: "So, my sisters and I feel that Brother Zixing, your thinking is a bit outdated gone."

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"I didn't expect that in your eyes, I would become an outdated antique character." Zi Xing couldn't help laughing, and then retorted: "Even if I am a little behind the trend, you are too trendy! !! This is not a problem!"

In her heart, the red girl was very proud of Brother Zi Xing's evaluation, but she deliberately said modestly: "Isn't it too trendy?"

"It can only be said that you are too trendy, and you have become lunatics in the eyes of the public." Zi Xing said solemnly: "I know your talent for catching up with trends, as if you just came into contact with the Internet in another time and space, and you just learned pinyin typing. , I have the courage to chat wildly with people on QQ, and come up with a conversation with the most powerful pinyin typo expert in history (what's even more rare is that I let you find a rookie gg of the same level to chat with). That thing makes me so far The memory is still fresh..."

Even a cheeky "Qi Ling girl" felt a little embarrassed about the episode Zi Xing mentioned.

That QQ chat record is still kept in the hard drive of Zi Xing's old computer in his previous life—[... gg: howling. mm: You howling, where are you injured? gg: On the bastard, how about you? mm: At home, not in bastard. gg: Where are you from? mm: It's from Guizhou. gg: Oh, it's cavemen. mm: You look like a man and a woman? gg: Of course it's hard to give birth, you must be a donkey. mm, are you unlucky? mm: It’s okay, people say I’m a unlucky girl, are you not bad? mm: Really, let’s take pity on you, okay? gg: Good duck, what’s your chicken number? mm: Let’s not use chicken, it’s expensive to chat with, so I’ll use you to buckle it. gg: You are so cute, I want to fry you. mm: Take your time, even though the distance is far away, there is also a hen...]

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Having said that, even among a group of "spiritual girls", there are still differences in terms of "thickness of skin".

Among the girls, the "black girls" were the thickest-skinned, and they were not embarrassed at all when they heard Brother Zixing teasing them with past events.She is not ashamed, but proud.

The black girl grinned and became "poor" with brother Zi Xing: "Brother Zi Xing, don't forget that we are just newborn little girls. Even if our IQ is growing at an extraordinary rate, after all, it takes time to develop. It's too short, our sisters are at most equivalent to the intelligence level of middle school students...Brother Zi Xing, you have to treat us as children. Don't be serious with us in everything..."

Yep, she's showing off her cuteness confidently. Is this how the "invincible" beautiful girl is made?

Zi Xing could only smile wryly and said, "I've never seen a 'middle school student' with such a high IQ as you. Which middle school dares to accept a group of devil babies like you?"

The black girl still took his words as a compliment.

"Brother Zi Xing, don't think that I'm not familiar with campus life because I haven't been to middle school. The article "Those Years, We Went to School Together" that I wrote is still popular on the Internet in another time and space. The black girl snorted proudly: "...In those years, my sister and I went to school together: after the Chinese test, I cried. After the math test, I found that I cried too early; I went to the doctor and complained. : "I can't sleep, I'm in a bad mood, and I can't eat. What's wrong with me?" The doctor asked: "How old are you this year?" '"

"From childhood to adulthood, when the flag is raised, the attention is not on the national flag, but to see if the national flag just stops on the top of the pole after the national anthem is played... I often point to the ugly picture in the textbook and say to my deskmate, look, this is You. My deskmate rummaged through the entire book looking for an uglier picture than this one and said, look, this is you!"

"This exam was very good. I only failed in two subjects, liberal arts and science... I still miss that 'enlightened' teacher. The teacher said: It’s about to take the senior high school entrance examination. If you are in love early, don’t quarrel, so as not to affect you. Mood; if you haven't fallen in love early, don't confess your love, so as not to be rejected and affect your mood..."

"Students who haven't written their winter vacation homework until now will definitely achieve great things, because they are more calm and calm than ordinary people, unruffled in danger, and calm like water! The winter vacation homework is actually you do it for a month, and the teacher writes a review..."

"On September 9 more than ten years ago, I walked into the school with a small schoolbag on my back with a smile on my face, and walked into the school. , high school tuition fee brain, college tuition fee flow... I always want to play computer when I am in school, but I can only stare at the computer in a daze during the holidays... I have a dream. There are only 1 fill-in-the-blank questions in a test paper, and the school ____subject_ ___class____name____student number____. 5 points for each blank."

"When I was a child, I thought 8 o'clock was the latest time. When I was in junior high school, I realized that it was time to go to bed at 9.30. Now, I checked the time every night and saw that it was only 12 o'clock...every time the 'goodbye teacher' after class is better than the time of class. The voice of 'teacher is good' is much louder...don't quarrel with your parents. Because you will only be scolded when you can't win the quarrel, and beaten when you win the quarrel. Be obedient!"

"The exam is like getting sick. Before the exam, it was depression. During the exam, it was amnesia. After the exam, the condition began to improve, and it was in the 'rehabilitation period'; but when I got back the paper, I had a heart attack...Suddenly thought of a very serious Academic question, who made 60 a pass?!? Why not 51? Even though the chances of me 'passing' are just as slim..."

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