Rebirth of King Zhou

Chapter 380 Stinky Fungus and Three Kingdoms Mi

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Chapter 380 Stinky Fungus and Three Kingdoms Mi

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After being "bombed violently" by the girls, Zi Xing became dizzy.

Just as she was about to "sail out of the rocks", she obediently conceded defeat, and raised the "free card" to all the girls, and the incident changed again.

A hoarse voice sounded behind him: "You girls are a bit interesting. If you can understand "Three Kingdoms" thoroughly, you can at least be a "wisdom star" in the world of comprehension. In the future, if you meet a cultivator who is stronger than you, just follow him. They fight wits, and their lives should be guaranteed..."

A mouth that is good at being a teacher and "pointing out the country".However, that's not the point.The point is——

This sound is quite familiar.

Zi Xing turned around and saw the long-lost familiar face of "Samsara".

The girls were also happy to see their old friend safe and sound.Hush around it and ask for warmth.In any case, it relied on its own strength to resist the fierce attack of the "Lightning Orb"...

Zi Xing couldn't help complaining to it: "You bastard, the 'escaping technique' is really brilliant. As soon as Grandpa Zhu showed up, I didn't know where you were hiding! I was always worried about your safety— — I wonder if you were taken away by the 'Lightning Orb' without anyone noticing it!"

The "Reincarnation Beast" waved its paws proudly: "That 'stinky bitch' hiding in the Thunder Orb, of course wants to 'imprison' me for the rest of her life! I won't let her do that! Hmph, I'll spend time with her It's gone!!!" With these words, he gritted his teeth, bitter and bitter, full of resentment!

"Smelly bitch?"

Zi Xing keenly noticed the words used when "Samsara" burst out.Could it be that the "black hand" hiding in the "Thunder Orb" is actually a female? How did "Reincarnation" know?Does it know that guy?

Zi Xing felt that there was no need to hide anything about "Reincarnation", so she directly raised her own questions with it.

"Samsara" sighed in frustration: "Knowing that guy is the most unlucky thing in my life!"

"Who is it?" Zi Xing asked very interested.

"That's a stinky fungus! If you want to make a list of the worst fungus, she must be on the list." Samsara said viciously.

Listening to Samsara's tone, he has deep grudges with the black hand in "Thunder Orb".Since Samsara didn't want to say it clearly, Zi Xing didn't bother to ask questions.This insight and sophistication should be there.Comparing his heart to himself, Zi Xing does not want people in this "cultivation world" to "dig" his secret from the 21st century on Earth.

The girls' "sophistication of the world" is not so good, and they kept asking why the "stinky fungus" won No. 1 in the "Ranking List" with great interest?

The "Reincarnation Beast" didn't bother to explain, and directly showed the girls an ancient poem it wrote that criticized "stinky fungus" by applying "Mulan Ci" back then.Zi Xing and the girl couldn't help falling down when they heard this.Unanimously admitted to feeling the great anger hidden in the poem.

The song "The Song of Fungus" is written like this——

Hehehehehe, the fungus hit enter.I don't hear the sound of hanging silk, but I only pay attention to Fu Shuai.What did the fungus think?What does the fungus remember?High power thinks about it, rich and handsome thinks about it.When I saw Diaosi last night, I confessed to being crazy again.There are twelve volumes of love letters, each volume has its own name. ]

The hanging wire is 1.6 meters, which is an excellent result.Step on Adi Wang, wear Fanke Lang every day.Holding a copycat machine in your hand, the garage is nowhere in sight.The fungus looks at its shape, and feels disgusted in its heart.The cold words will be considered, which makes Diaosi happy.Confessing [-]% to [-]%, stop masturbation and quit the emperor.Fungus went back to the apartment and flipped through his phone.Fu Shuai sent a message, and returned home to wait for Yi. ]

Sitting in the dormitory, holding instant noodles and biscuits.Soft white sand after dinner, and then a game of dota.The spare tire has been in use for [-] years, and it has been brilliant.Light yin butcher's knife, blueberry soft banana.Graduation at the next stop, Er Cao Kong is sad.Diaosi eventually realizes itself, and the truth sighs again and again.Fungus is like a swan, how can a toad be worthy?Fu Shuai protects the fungus, it is justified. ]

After a long time, the streamer turns like electricity.Suddenly hearing the arrival of the fungus, he went out to help the general Guo Xiang.Open the mouth to cry and run away, the tear eyes have been blurred.It is said that regret is heartbroken, young and too frivolous.The rich and handsome are in love by mistake, and the entanglement is no longer there.Diaosi has true affection and is willing to accompany her for a lifetime. ]

Diaosi took a cigarette and waved away.A good horse does not turn back, where is there no grass in the world?The man is rampant with his own self-esteem, and the light of his sword chills the nineteen states...]

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Zi Xing was speechless.

The girls looked at "Reincarnation" with admiration: "I didn't expect that you were also a "Love Saint" figure in the past! Well, I can't write this without personally experiencing the pain of being dumped by the "fungus" Such a sincere and touching work!!!”

"Reincarnation Beast" hurriedly distinguished: "I have never had a relationship..."

The girls believed that it had a failed relationship experience.It's useless to deny it outright.That's because it loves face and refuses to admit it.

Seeing the expressions of "You don't need to explain, we understand you" from the girls, "Samsara" felt extremely depressed.It's true that you can get shot while lying down.Its "Apocalypse of Fungus" was originally written to summarize the blood and tears experience of countless men and Diaosi compatriots. .

This kind of thing will only get darker and darker.

"Samsara" had no choice but to find ways to divert the attention of the energetic girls.

"Oh, I have to admit: My "The Song of Fungus" is nothing more than a sensational work." Samsara said: "Your insight into "Three Kingdoms" has a high gold content. How about a saying? One word from Jun is better than ten years of reading! These words cannot be more appropriate when applied to you..."

Being praised so premeditatedly by "Reincarnation", the girls were so happy that they couldn't find their way.

To be honest: n's own research results on "Three Kingdoms": "...Er Qiao's experience tells us: when you marry, don't just care about the other party's power and power, and marry a rich man with all your heart, but it may not necessarily lead to good results. Cao Zhi My experience tells us: Sometimes there are no brothers in the workplace, only interests!"

The orange girl said: "Zhou Gongjin's experience tells us: we must be calm and make use of our strengths to avoid weaknesses. Don't overshadow the overall interests of personal success or failure! Cao Song's experience tells us: it is not important whether a son is born or not, the key is It depends on whether there is potential, as long as it is a talent, no matter how much money is spent on training, it is worthwhile."

Girl Huang said: "Sangu Maolu told us: whether a person has a diploma and work experience is not a big problem, the main thing is that he knows how to sell himself, self-hype to increase his popularity, and then someone will naturally withdraw money and hire him with a high salary; at the same time, don't forget In order to play big names, he can even raise the price...Dong Zhuo's fate tells us: sons cannot be denied, especially those with criminal records. Not to mention that he is a rich man, and there are people who are willing to be grandchildren in order to get a family fortune..."

The green girl said: "Meng De's experience tells us that if a company wants to become bigger and stronger, it must continuously acquire and merge, and suppress individual industrial and commercial households! Chen Gong's experience tells us: it is difficult for a boss to find good employees, and good employees want to find a good employee." A good boss deserves to work harder for him."

The young girl said: "Wei Yan's experience tells us that job-hopping should not be too blind, especially if the boss's right-hand man doesn't like it. This kind of company has no future for development. Instead of continuing to do so, it is better to change jobs again. Guan Yu's fate tells us: relationship It's very important, you can't look down on others, especially the boss' godson or brother-in-law, even if you and the boss are brothers, you can't discriminate against the person the boss likes."

The blue girl said: "Yuan Shu's experience tells us: pretending to be a state-owned enterprise will lead to a miserable death... Zhang Jiao's deeds tell us: peasant entrepreneurs, it's not easy to do..."

The purple girl said: "Dian Wei's deeds tell us: when you are working hard, the boss may be picking up bad girls." "Wooden Niu Liuma" tells us: Advanced machinery and equipment are necessary, not only can improve work efficiency, It can also reduce human resources. The deeds of Chituma tell us: brand-name things are different, even if they are second-hand, there will still be people who charge high prices-even if they are luxury goods placed at home, they can also show the dignity of the owner rich."

The black girl said: "Zhuge Liang told us that it is very difficult for a large enterprise to achieve breakthroughs based on individual abilities alone. Only by knowing how to manage, allocate, and develop the energy of lower-level employees and give them important responsibilities can we cultivate an excellent team to prevent talent shortages." Hua Tuo's experience tells us: professional skills alone are not enough, the key is to have national certification, complete five certificates, and clinical trials. Small siren clinics practice medicine without a license, so it is difficult for people to trust them safely. Sun Quan’s experience tells us: Sometimes keeping a business is more difficult than starting a business.”

Girl Bai said: "The experience of Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty tells us: When relatives, friends or people with foreign surnames participate in a family business, and the shares are larger than yourself, the chairman must be replaced in the end. Ah Meng's experience tells us: In a company, if If you don’t have the skills, if you want to follow, you can follow the leader who has the ability, so that you can achieve Wuxia Meng.”

The red girl said: "Cao Cao asked Xu Shu's story to tell us: vicious competition for talents can be done by any means. Even if you get paid for nothing in your company and don't work, don't let your opponent snatch him away to plan and influence yourself." The future of the enterprise. Uncle Zhuge told us: It is better to be in the same company than to eat the same pot in the same company. When necessary, we can watch and help each other; or we can help relatives.”

The orange girl said: "Wang Yun told us: no matter how large or powerful an enterprise is, as long as there are people with personal interests who provoke divisions, it can be brought down. The ending of Liu Biao and Liu Zhang tells us: when an enterprise When you achieve a small amount of success, if someone who claims to be a relative or friend suddenly comes in to invest in a joint venture or come to work, you must be on guard, lest the company you founded will be passed on to others.”

Girl Huang: "The Yuan Brothers Company told us that the family business should be harmonious, harmonious, and united, and should not be split or disintegrated, otherwise it will lead to decline. Sun Shangxiang's fate tells us: When your husband and your natal family's business In vicious competitive conflicts, no matter which side you stand on, it is very difficult."

The green girl said: "Diaozhan's experience tells us: it doesn't matter what kind of man you fall in love with, no matter how old or young he is, the most important thing is to have strength."

The young girl said: "Dong Zhuo's experience tells us that it is better to be a manager in the head office than being a vice president in a branch company. Ma Chao's experience tells us: when we are unable to do it alone, it is better to find a wise boss to work with him."

The blue girl was a little sentimental, and said melancholy: "Guo Jia's experience tells us: it is better to be jealous of a talented person than to be jealous of a beauty."

Purple Girl: "Hua Xiong told us with tears in his eyes: Don't mistake Guan Gong for public relations, confuse the public, make low-level mistakes, and underestimate the strength of your opponent."

Black girl: "Huang Gai told us: Being beaten is also an art, the key lies in acting skills, the more resemblance the acting, the higher the reward, and at the same time there is a chance for promotion."

The white girl said: "The Battle of Guandu told us: the confrontation at swords' brows is likely to mean that the opponent is looking for a new way of thinking to defeat you. The warriors of the Three Kingdoms told us: Without money and power, you are always just a pawn. Slaughter at the mercy of others, only the courage to sacrifice can change the destiny..."

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Azusa had to admit: the girls were very funny.At least, in line with the taste of post-90s.If you can expand the content and quantity hundreds of times, and then find a platform such as "Hundreds of Forums" to promote it, you may not be able to reproduce the brilliant sales of "Pin Three Kingdoms".

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The girls still have a feeling that they still have something to say when they release the experience of "Three Kingdoms" that they have studied for a long time.

Girls' love for the characters and stories of "Three Kingdoms" has been born since they came into contact with this famous book.As the saying goes, "Love does not know where it comes from, it goes deeper and deeper...", and it also said: "There is love in life, and this love has nothing to do with the wind and the moon."

They also have their own preferences for each of the famous characters in "Three Kingdoms".

For example, the red girl always calls herself the "nv version of Guan Yu"; the purple girl considers herself the "nv version of Zhang Fei"; the white girl calls herself the "nv version of Zhao Yun"; Girls call themselves "Nv version of Cao Cao"; children call themselves "Nv version of Zhou Yu"; The blue girl doesn't need to mention the "nv version", she just thinks of herself as "Diao Chan's second"...

So, once Zixing came up with a question to test school girls-your mobile phone was stolen accidentally, what would you do?As a result, the answers they gave all brought out a strong flavor of "Three Kingdoms".

"Nv version of Guan Yu" the red girl said: "A certain person was drinking in a bar when he suddenly found out that someone had stolen my mobile phone, so he immediately flew out and chased the thief out, beat the thief up, and finally snatched the thief's mobile phone as well." Then I went back and continued to drink. Cao Cao next to me praised me: "Yun Chang is really good, this wine is still warm!""

Zi Xing's comment: As expected of Yunchang, just one word - fast!

"Nv version of Zhang Fei" the purple girl said: "My mobile phone was stolen on the bus, and the thief hadn't got off the bus yet, so I yelled: 'Put down the mobile phone for me!' so scared that many people on the bus fainted, More than a dozen people threw their mobile phones on the ground. I picked one at random and took it home."

Azusa's comment: Who can stand Fei Ge's 180 decibel roar?

The "nv version of Zhao Yun" said the white girl, "My mobile phone was accidentally stolen, so I made up my mind to catch the thief even if I died. So I stayed on guard for seven consecutive days, arrested more than 50 thieves, and destroyed 2 criminal gangs. After snatching back 3 mobile phones, he was finally awarded the title of 'Brave Zhao Zilong' and a pennant of 'Anti-Pickpocketing Expert'."

Azusa's comment: Dare to enter and exit the enemy army, not to save "Adou", but to get back my mobile phone.Even "Zhao Zilong" keeps pace with the times and knows how to benefit himself.

"Nv version of Zhuge Liang" the black girl said: "After the mobile phone was stolen, I wrote an article called "Mobile Watch": 'The mobile phone was not half used, but the middle road was stolen; the current price is three thousand, and I have it in my pocket Shy, this is the autumn of life and death...'"

Azusa’s conclusion: “losing a mobile phone” has been elevated to the height of the country’s survival. Any judge who does not give a high score is “unpatriotic”!The final article won the prize, with a bonus of 5000 yuan and a mobile phone as a prize.

"Nv version of Liu Bei" the green girl said: "After the mobile phone was stolen, I cried bitterly for three days and three nights... Finally Zhuge Liang couldn't take it anymore and bought me the latest mobile phone, so I burst into tears..."

Azusa's comment: This is how Liu Bei won one-third of the country.It's not easy for a big man to play "crying scenes" full-time!If you can't be an "idol school", the star journey is so bumpy.

Zi Xing's comment: No wonder others call Ah Man a "Cao thief".It's just that he has been reduced from a "country thief" to a "mobile phone thief", and his standards have declined, and the advisers who followed him must be extremely sentimental.

"The nv version of Zhou Yu said: "When I was shopping with Xiao Qiao, the two got separated. When I wanted to make a phone call, I found that the phone was missing. Later, I was ridiculed and said: "Zhou Lang has a wonderful plan to secure the world, and he lost his phone with his wife!" '"

"The nv version of Meng Huo" the green girl said: "The mobile phone was stolen, but the thief was caught on the spot, and she reprimanded loudly: If you dare to steal me, you don't go to inquire about it. I have 'go in' seven times! Are you dying?" "

Azusa’s comment: It’s difficult for a thief to meet a big thief.

"Diaochan No. [-]" the blue girl said weakly: "The phone was stolen, it doesn't matter. When you go back and talk about it, a large group of people are vying to give Diaochan a new phone the next day. Facing more than a dozen mobile phones, Diao Chan said with a smile: 'It's good to be a woman in this life!'”

Azusa's comment: Only a beautiful woman can do it, otherwise...

"Nv version of Lu Bu" said the young girl: "Open bmbsp; Azusa Comments: Henan Taiwan Affairs Office's "Appreciation of Treasures" program tells us that godfathers may also send counterfeit goods to their daughters!

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"Reincarnation Beast" looked at the girls and Zi Xing with a complicated expression, and suddenly sighed: "If I had known earlier that the 'stinky fungus' was hidden in the 'Lightning Orb', I would never have done this for you ..."

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