Rebirth of King Zhou

Chapter 393

The "audience" at the scene couldn't see the expression of "stinky fungus" at the moment. 【 】9vk.starter

Otherwise, they will find that her expression is wonderful.It's a complex expression that wants to be happy but can't be happy; wants to be angry but is full of worries; wants to leave but is unwilling; does not leave but is in an awkward position... all kinds of contradictory emotions are intertwined together.

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In fact, she is too seldom contacted with girls with the personality of "girls with spirits", so she thinks they are terrifying like "prehistoric extinct species".

The temperament of "girls with spirits" may seem a bit strange in this relatively serious world of comprehension, but in another time and space, they are not outstanding-most of the "post-90s girls" are more or less Or at least have such and such defects.Just like "Girls with Spiritual Artifacts", it caused headaches for heterosexuals.

That's probably determined by the nature of little girls who like to chase "romance".

They are all self-centered bunch. "No matter how bad I am. In this world. Just me." This is their declaration.

For example, the "mate selection criteria" posted by a post-90s girl on the Internet is very illustrative——

[Actually, I know that I am well-qualified. Just talking about my appearance, I dare not say that it is beautiful, but it can also be counted as beautiful (to be verified), and the family conditions are good. It is not good to say that I am a high-quality girl It's bragging.Originally, it is not difficult to find a man with conditions like mine, but I am not a casual girl, if I don’t want a boyfriend, I have to find a perfect one!

First of all, the height should not be lower than 165, so that my height of [-] will not make you look frustrated when wearing high heels.Of course, the body shape must be perfect. Refer to Wu Yanzu's figure. Eight-pack abs is the best. If I don't have six-pack, I can make do with it. Only stronger men can protect me better.Don't be fat! Don't let me watch you with a beer belly, it looks like a pig's head, it's ugly!

Know how to dress up! This is a must, at least know how to dress, don’t go out with me and still wear fake clothes, hats from the 70s, and slippers that cost ten yuan!! I’m afraid that people with no quality will match Not on my el!

You must be generous! This is the basic quality of being a boyfriend! Don’t go to a place where you have a meal and you have to have an AA with me. Although this girl is rich, she can’t stand a man to have an AA with me. To be honest, there is no AA in my dictionary this phrase!Don't text every day, either.I couldn't even bear to make a phone call, and hung up after 2 minutes.I despise men who are stingy, so they are not worthy of being a man at all!

You must be dedicated! Dote on me, love me, love me, treat me well, and only treat me well! Don't be ambiguous behind my back.SMS records and call records must be reported in real time! My ex-boyfriend and I signed up for the "Tianyi" package, nong a couple account, and ended up setting up a school girl's phone number in the family account, and I dumped it when I found out After two slaps, we broke up! Later he cried and begged me to reconcile (highly doubtful), I didn’t dump him at all!

From now on, my boyfriend’s family number can only have my mobile phone number, my home phone number, and my parents’ phone number, and nothing else is allowed! Girls need a sense of security, and they can’t even make such a small sacrifice. Love me? Don’t tell me why you are not allowed to have your own phone number, of course you are not allowed to have it! The family number can be called for free, what do you want me to do if you have endless calls with your family?!

You must be omnipotent! When the computer is broken, help me fix it, eat all the things I don’t like to eat, and give you the things in my house in the future! Don’t ask why, the things in my house are yours, of course To be treated wholeheartedly.

You must be prudent! It doesn’t matter how old you are, at least you must be mature and sensible. If you don’t get together, I will take care of you! Men, you must look like a man! Otherwise, you might as well go to Thailand! ...]

...Listen, such self-righteous tone!What is the difference between marrying a "female queen"? The "Emperor" is coaxed to be happy and can still "watch", what can she bring to you?

If you still think that this is not representative enough to show the overall appearance of "post-90s girls", then take a look at the diaries of post-90s girls.

The "Girls of Artifacts" added a large group of post-90s girls to QQ in their previous lives (accidental friends).Among other things, just from the qq logs of those "post-90s", we can see what kind of yin they like to do without illness.

"Girls of Qi Ling" were not polite to them at all, and directly classified the diaries of the post-90s girls they had seen.Among them, there are n kinds of installations with the largest number. Bi. Log——

top1: Shit series. " ". "Do you want to know which "angels" are possessed by girls born in the 90s?Carefully study the titles of their diaries: "I heard that the girl with cold hands was an angel with broken wings in her previous life", "It is said that the girl with headaches was an angel with hair loss in her previous life", "I heard that the girl with cold feet The child was an angel with broken wings in his previous life", "Animation-loving children are all angels"...

At that time, the red girl saw a mouthful of old blood spurting out wildly.I couldn't help but "vomit" forcefully on the spot: "...you are sick all over, right? Why did the angel offend you in the last life, you have to disable people to make you happy, right? Cut off your uncle Break. Oh, please let the angel go. There is no grievance, no enmity, what are you doing with the whole angel? What is the mentality of the gods?!"

top2: Fragile and strong contradictory girl series.

"You can't hurt such a girl", "Be a woman with a strong heart, know how to change", "Be a woman who is sensible, know how to be warm", "Be a woman who is both materially and spiritually strong ", "A strong woman will stand like a tree in the sun", "Forgive me for being such a woman", "Please be such a woman", "Please don't hurt those who smile on the surface... "...

The white girl couldn't help but with a real vicissitudes mentality of "once in the sea", she made a bad comment on this kind of "wenqing" writing: "You guys are cramping in the sun, right? You said it was considered A kind of capable aura, you have completely crippled it! Tell my sister, you are weak for a while and strong for a while, are you tired and flustered? You are so hypocritical all day long. This kind of nonsense is meaningless Articles. Don’t share them to disgust me, okay? Don’t write so much content. You must write these shit. Farts to win sympathy and pity. Loneliness, it’s all caused by loneliness!”

top3: crying series. "100 out of 99 people who read this diary cried", "This diary was so touching that I cried after reading it", "If you don't cry after reading this diary, hit me", "This diary Anyone who reads the diary will cry", "Please bring tissues and towels inside, you are not human if you don't cry", "Men will be silent when they read it, and women will cry when they read it"...

For this type of "diary" with an obvious "forced" nature, the purple girl "couldn't cry", but was so angry that she couldn't help but get angry on the spot: "Is someone dead in your family?" Or is there a sluice on your face? It will release the flood at every turn. Then you might as well hold these logs and water the fields. The people who wrote these diaries are tm brainless. I really want to drag the person who wrote this log Come out and beat me up. Seeing these diaries makes me sick to death. It hurts..."

There are even more "eggs. Painful". top4: car accident series.

"The boy fell in love with the girl...then the boy died in a car accident...", "The girl fell in love with the boy...then the boy died in a car accident...", "They fell in love...then the boy died in a car accident...", "They broke up... In fact, the boy was in great pain... and then the boy died in a car accident"...

The orange girl complained: "Damn it! Is the car against you or the man against you... Your thinking is really "fei. The death toll of accidents in the whole country is not enough for you to make up this stupid story... Please, aunts and uncles. It has some connotation. Can you write something with some depth?"

top5: Mole series. "Cherish girls with moles on their palms", "Cherish girls with moles on their feet", "Cherish girls with moles on their chests", "Cherish girls with moles on the back of their necks"...

The girl Huang.v complained: "Fear of labor and capital! I want to scare someone to death with moles all over my body! My chou, the moles all over Ruhua's body are because Granny Meng has taken a fancy to it, right? Why don't you go to the overpass to put it on in this spare time? Please, those who write decadent and decadent diaries... Don't think that everyone has the same surname as you, Yali Shanda... You can bear it... You can shout very hard today, and you can mourn tomorrow. ...You guys are Bumpman..."

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Girls are always unwilling to be lonely.When they commented on someone else's "Diary", they were ridiculed by the other party: "If you have the ability, write a better diary yourself!"

Therefore, while traveling in another time and space, Qi Lingv girls took a few days out of their busy schedules to write at least one article with level, literary talent, thoughtfulness, and depth (n are omitted below) Positive adjective) "log" of ....

The red girl's diary: "No matter how much time each other is awesome. Bi, it's not as good as the years of being stupid. Bi" and "Best party, is the person you scold [-] times a day, but you don't allow others to scold you". (She is the "big sister", so naturally she has to write more articles than the younger sisters.)

Orange girl's diary: "Sometimes, the best comfort is silent company";

Huang.nv’s diary: “Many times, all we want is a positive look and an understanding heart”;

The Diary of the Green Girl: Persevere in this way, and you will see the results of the cow.bi";

The diary of a young girl: "Brother Mosquito, can my blood help you become a ghost?" ";

Blue girl's diary: "True love needs to wait, anyone can say they love you, but not everyone can wait for you";

Purple girl's diary: "Remember everyone who treats you well, because they could have done otherwise";

The diary of the black girl: "It is said that if you love someone too much, that person will not love you"; the diary of the white girl: "There are always a few pictures of grandpa Mao every month, his face turns from red to green , then turned yellow, then blue, then purple, then blue, and finally left me...》

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In terms of "argumentation" alone, it is not comparable to ordinary "post-90s girls"!

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"Stinky fungus" doesn't understand that group of "spiritual girls" are so difficult to deal with to a heinous level.But in the face of the threat of "billion light-year bacteria" in the lore, she finally chose to endure this tone.

"Stinky fungus" thought viciously in his heart: let you hateful guys rush to the front line to face those horrible "micro-worms".It is your doomed fate to become food for bugs!Don't blame me for not reminding you!

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Zi Xing found that the notorious "stinky fungus" unexpectedly maintained the utmost restraint in the face of the girls' cynicism.

Anything abnormal is a demon.

Zi Xing has a heart and does not dare to be careless at all.Secretly wondering what new tricks that "stinky fungus" is playing?

At this moment, "Frame" notified him of the latest information——

[Azusa, please pay close attention to the "eighteen hells" in your "storage ring" space.It seems that it has changed now...]

Zixing was startled.

Out of trust in "Frame", he quickly concentrated his mind and directly used his pair of "magnificent eyes" to scan the situation inside the "storage space".

To be honest, he felt strange in his heart. The "Eighteen Hells" originally belonged to the magic weapon of the "artifact" level, but suffered heavy damage in the last battle and did not complete the final evolution.Even "Grandpa Zhu", who is as powerful as "Grandpa Zhu", feels deeply embarrassed. There is absolutely no way to gather enough "materials" to "repair" it in the short term.

No, the poor "Eighteen Hells" were regarded as "scumbags" (it's a bit too much to say "waste"), and stored in Zi Xing's "storage space".

I really didn't expect that.The "Eighteen Hells", which had been silent for a long time, became active after coming to this "Lore Land" - any fool can guess that there must be some kind of mysterious connection between the two!As for what is the connection?No answer yet!

The commotion of the "Eighteen Hells" is getting louder and louder.

With a "sudden" sound, it jumped out of the "storage space" by itself, and it directly passed through the body of the "Phantom", and jumped directly into the outside world—that is, the "place of lore" .

"Stinky fungus" also saw this scene.She thought it was a "magic weapon" released by Zi Xing voluntarily, in order to test the power of "billion light-year bacteria".She couldn't help but smiled coldly.In her opinion, this time Zi Xing will definitely "touch the ashes on the nose"!This is the result of being too conceited and underestimating the opponent...

After the "Eighteen Hells" appeared, groups of flying insects of different colors "swarmed" towards it in every corner of the "Land of Extinction".

Those colored flying insects do not form a team of the same color, but a hun. combination of flying insects of different colors... From a distance, they look like clusters of "colorful clouds", truly nice.

"Eighteen Hells" faced the encirclement and suppression of "billion light-year bacteria", but they didn't panic at all.

It first laid a layer of lavender "shield" on its surface to completely isolate the bacteria; after that, it turned its back on customers, and first carefully collected about [-] from the large number of "bacteria" The number of kilograms.

No matter how small those "bacteria" are, it is not a reason for "Eighteen Hells" to lower their "selection standards".It will carefully "eliminate" any bacteria with "broken" appearance.

After selecting the "billion light-year bacteria", the "Eighteen Hells" released a green "lake" equivalent to the size of the "Dongting Lake"—all the "bacteria" carefully selected by it Throw it into the "green lake".

Before throwing it into the "green lake", the "Eighteen Hells" will take the trouble to completely smash the "bacteria" first.Therefore, the "bacteria" poured into the "green lake" are already streams of pure "energy"...

After the "Eighteen Hells" finished all the above, it used its mana to completely "seal" the "green lake".

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The girls were dumbfounded.

The red girl couldn't help asking Zi Xing: "Brother Zi Xing, what do you think your incomplete magic weapon is doing?"

Zi Xing sighed for a moment, and asked back: "Do you think: 'Eighteen Hells' is like cooking a delicacy in the heart?"

delicacy?

The girls were dumbfounded.They were all shocked by their brother Zixing's "wonderful idea".

Zi Xing didn't think there was any "absurdity" in his guess.He tried his best to guide the girls' thinking: "Do you still remember the past when I brewed 'red wine' by myself?"

How long has it been, how can I forget it!Of course I do.

Because home-brewed red wine has a pure taste, is cheap, does not add any additives and preservatives, is clean and non-toxic, and is particularly safe to drink.And it tastes much better than wine bought in the supermarket.Therefore, Zi Xing developed the habit of "self-brewed red wine" very early on.Wine health and beauty, the effect of prolonging life is particularly good!

One, be sure to buy naturally ripe grapes in summer when there are a large number of grapes on the market, and do not buy grapes grown in out-of-season greenhouses.Buy purple-red ripe grapes (try the taste, very sweet ones are usually ripe); look at the fruit stem, if it is green and tastes sour, it may have been injected with "red red pigment". It is best not to buy such grapes.

[-]. Use scissors to cut off the grapes one by one close to the fruit pedicle. You can leave a little pedicle to avoid hurting the skin; Set aside and save to eat, don't use it for wine.

10. Rinse the cut grapes and soak them in light salt water for about [-] minutes. This is to remove pesticides and other harmful substances on the grape skins. During soaking, the brine soaks into the flesh, which affects the quality of the wine).Then rinse again with clean water and drain the water.

[-]. Pour the grapes into the pot and crush them one by one with your hands. The grape skins, grape seeds and flesh are all left in the pot, and then according to the ratio of six catties of grapes to one catty of sugar (if you like sweeter, you can use more Put a little), stir evenly, wait for the sugar to completely melt and put it in a clean bottle.Be careful not to fill the bottle too full, leave a third of the space, because the grapes will expand during the fermentation process, will produce a lot of gas, if filled too full, the wine will overflow.In addition, in order to prevent the outside air from entering, it is best to wrap the bottle cap tightly with a plastic bag.

Fifth, if the temperature is high in summer, the wine will be ready after 21 days; if the temperature is low (less than [-] degrees), it can be brewed for a few more days.It should be noted that the longer the brewing time, the stronger the taste of the wine; after the wine is brewed, the longer it is kept, the stronger the taste of the wine.

Sixth, after the wine is brewed, the grape seeds, grape skins, and fermented fruit must be filtered out, which is the residue.Some people can also filter it with gauze; anyway, it is simple and simple, just keep the wine.It should be noted that the tools for filtering residue must be strictly sterilized, so as not to bring bacteria into the wine.

When the wine is first brewed, the taste of the wine is light, but after a period of time, the taste of the wine becomes very strong.Zi Xing doesn't like wine that is too strong, and will filter the residue after opening the bottle within 26 days at most.

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"Spiritual Girl" briefly recalled the method of making "red wine".

Not to mention, it is really similar to the "Eighteen Hells" brewing "billion light-year bacteria". <A "hell delicacy" is coming out?