Rebirth of King Zhou

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The "remnant soul" was in a daze for a long time. 【 - 】 Full text without ads

The pitiful comprehension ability endowed by "stinky fungus" encountered such a bizarre event, of course, the result can only be a tragedy.It is now a mess in the brain.

It is just a strand of "remnant soul" separated from "stinky fungus", and its independence is weak.When encountering a slightly more complicated situation, it immediately thought of asking for help from its master.In another time and space, she called her approach "handing in a typical problem". (It is said that only by proficiently mastering these skills can you have a smooth career in official career. But, having said that, Can. Soul is by no means an "old fritter" in officialdom, it is a real rookie with no eyesight. The dependence is self-evident.)

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The group of "Girls with Artifact Spirits" has been paying close attention to the remnant soul.They have already regarded it as the prey they "dominate", how can they let it go back to the stinky fungus?

The girls are starting to take action.

Since following "Brother Zixing", the girls have been greatly "influenced" by him.Those who are far away are otaku girls in "another time and space" (isn't their elder brother Zixing a standard otaku?), and those who are near are more keen to use "sneak attack" methods when confronting the enemy...

(Azusa has a different opinion on the fact that girls like "sneak attacks" because of his influence. He thinks that he is actually more inclined to face-to-face confrontation. If girls really develop a habit of sneak attacks, it belongs to them His "talent" is not something he can control. Don't wrong him.)

Closer to home.Well, girls like to "steal. Attack", and the one who is directly threatened the most is the remnant soul of the stinky fungus.It is the target that the girls want to "sneak attack".

The remnant soul urgently needs to return to the master's side.If the girls choose to cut off its retreat and block it forcefully, the remnant soul will use its unique contact method with the stinky fungus to ask the stinky fungus for help.Stinky fungus rushed to the scene at the first time, and it would become impossible for the girls to keep the "remnant soul" behind.

Let the "stinky fungus" and her remnant soul achieve the victory master, the stinky fungus has a limited increase in power, so the "harmful" is reflected in other things.

At that time, the stinky fungus will definitely be able to see through the "memory scene" created by the girls at a glance, and it is definitely not the "three-life memory" that the big ape needs.Then, under the relentless pursuit of the stinky fungus, the real "memory fragments of three lives" that the great ape is hiding now cannot keep the secret [-]%... In short, everything will become extremely complicated at that point.

Girls do not want to see the above situation occur.Therefore, they can neither watch the remnant soul escape, nor take strong measures to stop it, which will lead to uncontrollable and serious consequences. (What a dilemma. But the girls are not at all embarrassed.)

Under the above circumstances, the "sneak attack" that girls are good at can shine.

Hmph, no matter what the girls say, they will not let such a mouthful of "fat meat" like "remnant soul" slip away.Can't it be associated with stinky fungus?Still can't alarm a certain fungus?Well, wouldn't it be enough to let the remnant soul fall into a state of "insanity".

good.The girls decided to use the "spiritual attack" created by their brother Zixing to deal with the remnant souls.

Of course, they didn't intend to ask brother Zi Xing to make a move.In that case, they would have nothing to play with.

The girls who are free and playful are very envious of Brother Zixing's "mental attack" stunt, so naturally they want to imitate it.Unfortunately, it was never successful.The girls had no choice but to search for a large number of "abnormal mental signals" from another time and space, and delivered them to Zi Xing to seal them in pieces of "spiritual stones" and process them into "triggered mental attack bombs".Full Text No Ads

(It has to be said that after seeing guns, bombs, and even missiles and other "hot weapons" in "another time and space", the girls have learned a lot, and their imaginations are also greatly enriched. The door weapon. It must be emphasized here: the power of all kinds of magic weapons in the cultivation world is not inferior to the "hot weapons" in another time and space. The manufacturing cost of artifacts and nuclear bombs in another time and space is too high! Few can afford it. So, girls combine the two time and space into one, comprehension spirit stone + "different time and space spiritual signal" combination, the girls made extremely powerful self-defense weapons at the lowest cost, I have to admit that they are too talented!!!)

Since then, the girl's storage space has been filled with "spiritual attack bombs", and she has never had a chance to show her power until now when she meets the "remnant soul of the stinky fungus"...

(The girls have been talking about finding a suitable target for a "combat exercise". The appearance of the remnant soul just made their wish come true.)

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The "remnant soul" of the stinky fungus has not formally contacted the master, and reported to him what he "saw and heard" in the sea of ​​consciousness of Zi Xing.Suddenly, its thoughts were in a trance for a while.

The mental attack was applied to her silently, this is the terrifying part of Zi Xing's own unique skill!Made into a "spiritual attack spirit stone bomb", the power will naturally be weakened a lot.But the girls have had enough!What's more, mental attack bombs are faster in terms of shooting speed.The speed of Azusa's "spiritual attack" is like "millet plus a rifle", and the girls throw "spiritual attack spirit stone bullets", but they can reach the speed of "machine guns"... It's really "everything has advantages and disadvantages".

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A lot of inexplicable information raged in the mind of "Remnant Soul" like a big explosion——

"...The United States: rich people like to go to China to adopt children; China. Tianchao made'); Tianchao: low wages and high prices (many civil servants of the "Price Bureau" were raised for nothing). The United States: 2 million people have more than [-] million people with guns, and the society is stable There are no guards in front of the government (mystery: the United States is overly beautified-like the scene of picking up a gun and sweeping at the premiere of a blockbuster movie, how familiar it is in the memory of the people...); God. North Korea: With a population of more than one billion, only the military and police have guns, and the common people have to use their real names to buy a kitchen knife (Niangxi.pi, please be "dedicated" to spread rumors, okay? Have you talked about your brain, okay? I have changed my three-digit "kitchen knife" for at least half my life, where can I check my real name record?). The United States: I am learning from the tradition of the Heavenly Dynasty; the Heavenly Dynasty: I am learning from the modernity of the United States ( That's because the history of the United States is as short as a chicken. Ass. Butt); the United States: young athletes exercise in their spare time; Tian Dynasty: young athletes study in their spare time. The United States: the mayor wants to please everyone; (absolutely impossible Is it possible to use "taxpayers" money to raise a loyal dog who only understands "flattery"?) Heavenly Dynasty: Anyone who meets the mayor wants to please (that is the Lingnan minority that you have never seen. Children). The United States: Ordinary people can engage in extramarital affairs, but officials can’t (what about the White House scandal between President Clarke and Lewin, which is known to citizens all over the world?); God. North Korea: Officials can engage in extramarital affairs, but ordinary people can't do it (the fact is that even migrant workers "stepping on two boats" are not uncommon! There are more male wolves who really don't rely on money, rely on, pretend, rely, and play tricks ——Otherwise, how could someone sum up the experience of "men are not bad, women are not loving"? And it was quickly recognized by the general public!!!...) United States: public intellectuals take the mission of criticizing the government (Who doesn’t know how to swear. Back then, because of the Hongwei outbreak, the government had been idle for more than ten years. Wu. Fighting came, and verbal criticism was considered a bird!?); America: public intellectuals The mission is to praise the government. (That is a small group of intellectuals who want to be promoted...) The United States: Criticize. Criticize. The most powerful intellectuals in the government win awards; How can the intellectuals of basic subjects such as chemistry be so embarrassing? Moreover, I really haven’t seen the US government give the founder of “Wiki.Leaks” any “award”???) Tian Dynasty: Praise the government for being the most powerful Intellectuals win big prizes (all the awards of that day should go to "scholar-type officials"). The United States: There is no politics or education in schools, and the elites are very patriotic (scumbags will inevitably appear in any country! American prisons The financial fraudsters in Liguan’s own country, do these “elites” also love the United States?); Tian. Dynasty: The school emphasizes political education, but the elites emigrate one after another. (Are more elites immigrating? Or are the rich or Corruption, too many officials? Find out about this problem first, and then spray!) The United States: Radio stations, newspapers, books and periodicals are all run by the private sectorYes, it is up to the people to decide what to say or write; (Cases of falsification for the sake of "sales" abound! ) United States: Radio stations, newspapers, books and periodicals are all run by the party, and everything that is said and written is subject to the approval of the party. (You don’t need to sell it!) The United States: The country is poor and the people are rich, the government would rather borrow huge sums of money from the heavens, but also protect the welfare of the people’s livelihood; Huge fiscal deficit! Don’t use "people's livelihood" as a shield!) Tian. Dynasty: The country is rich and the people are poor. The government would rather sacrifice the people's livelihood than buy the depreciated national debt of the United States! (It’s just because the rice yuan is the world’s settlement currency. Later, there was an extra euro to choose from, and I also tried to exchange part of the foreign exchange reserves into euros, but it coincided with the sharp fall of the euro—who would dare to exchange their own foreign exchange in the wind? Into euros?) US government: aggressive outside and good inside, not afraid of offending any country, but only afraid of offending its own people; Start a war, how can the domestic military and fire dealers sell their weapons and make a fortune?) The government of the sky and the government: They are kind on the outside and fierce on the inside. They don’t want to offend any country, and they are not afraid of offending their own people! ! ..."

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The "psychological attack bomb" that was already extremely chaotic, because of the "personal likes and dislikes" relationship of a certain group of girls, added a lot of their own comments, which made it even more puzzling.In another time and space, not everyone can accurately interpret the information, let alone the remnant soul of the stinky fungus whose thinking ability is weak...

When it encountered a different degree of mental attack, its eyes were scattered, and it could only be confused and stupid! ! !

The girls were not at all polite this time.

"Spiritual attack" has "timeliness" after all, as long as the remnant soul is not completely "crazy", it will eventually regain its sobriety (theoretically it should be so. But the opponents are all "cultivators", but it cannot be inferred by common sense Yes. With the help of confusing information, it is really difficult to "drive a cultivator with a strong sea of ​​consciousness crazy"! In short, since Da Zixing created the "spiritual attack" stunt, he has not made a cultivator crazy. .).

The girls don't want to see the "remnant soul" regain their sobriety, and they are very precise. As long as the remnant soul shows signs of "sawing", it will be another "spiritual attack bomb" waiting for it...

Moreover, the girls are too confident in their mental attack methods, and they are worried that the "remnant soul" will really go crazy and lose its use value.

They didn't dare to release those "carefully brewed" mental attack bombs on it anymore, but chose some "lethal" weaker ones, and smashed the "remnant soul" to keep its thinking in chaos! ! !

[...I am female, 23 years old.Recently, because of some troubles, I have been feeling chest tightness and shortness of breath, but nothing else.My mother was worried, so she took me to see a doctor. The doctor said there was nothing wrong. My mother was worried, so she dragged me to see traditional Chinese medicine.The doctor is an old man. After looking around and asking about it, he asked me: "Is your chest tightness obvious during the day, but you don't feel anything at night?" I thought about it and thought it was true, so I replied "Yes".My mother hurriedly asked: "What's wrong with the child?" The doctor of traditional Chinese medicine adjusted his glasses, looked up at me, and said, "The bra is too small!" I'll go!Everyone in the room covered their mouths and laughed, my sister was in a mess!Speaking of going home, I changed my bra and put on a vest, and I can breathe freely...]

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Anyone in the know can see that the "Girls of Artifacts" have long contributed their favorite "cold humor" from another time and space, and asked Brother Zixing to make a "psychological attack bomb".Now it is used to deal with "remnant souls".

This level of mental attack may not be effective against ordinary cultivators, let alone against powerful cultivators.But it is enough to deal with a "remnant soul" who lacks thinking ability.At least, it can achieve the purpose of the girls hoping that the "remnant soul" will always be in a mess.

[... When I was in elementary school, I lied for the first time.Once the school asked me to pay, and my mother gave 100 yuan, but the class confiscated it that day. After school, I saw a snack seller on the side of the road, so I couldn't resist buying it for three yuan.After returning home, my mother asked: "Have you paid the money?" "Oh, I accidentally lost three yuan when I came back." Mom smiled... the sound of palms touching her face... When I was in college, the entire dormitory building was a large local area, and people often played cs together. Everyone knows that CS is a game of fighting between cops and robbers.Anyone in the local area can choose a name to join in.There was a talented man named Chen Xiaoer, who was very accurate in marksmanship and quick in movement, and he beat his opponent very badly.The subtitles were constantly displayed in the game: Chen Xiaoer killed xxx with a pistol, Chen Xiaoer stabbed xxx to death with a knife... As a result, someone on the other side got angry and changed his name to "his father" and joined the game.There was a gunshot, and the subtitles displayed: Chen Xiaoer killed him with a sniper shot. Dead. His father... This is not the g-wave, and all the players were inspired by this and changed their names one after another.The subtitles kept appearing: Chen Xiaoer stabbed his grandfather to death with a knife, Chen Xiaoer blew up his aunt, and grandma Chen Xiaoer killed his second uncle with a pistol... The whole one is destroyed. The door. Tragic. Drama.Suddenly, classmate Chen Xiaoer disappeared.The other wretched men were secretly delighted that the master could not bear the humiliation and ran away, and another newcomer "your father" joined in.Then the subtitles appeared: Your father killed his second uncle, your father killed his aunt and grandma (even if it is "Mie. Men. Miserable. Drama", it is caused by "infighting" among your own family)... or I remember when I was in middle school, there was a cold, virus, and virus epidemic in the school. Because it was a boarding system, the transmission speed was extremely fast. Within a few days, more than 97 people had fevers that persisted, and the school hurriedly vacated the gymnasium. Come out and all patients move in.There is a guy in my class who is very envious because he doesn't have to go to class because he has a fever.So one morning, he ran to the infirmary to take his temperature, quietly took a mouthful of warm water in his mouth, took out the thermometer and checked that it was 50 degrees, and as a result, he lived in the isolation area of ​​the gymnasium as he wished.Unexpectedly, on the afternoon of the day he entered, the school was worried that the disease could not be controlled, so it announced a 39.5-day holiday for the whole school.So when I passed the gymnasium with my suitcase, I saw that guy standing at the iron window looking at us sadly...]

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[... My daughter is almost three years old, and she always clamors for me to tell a story before going to bed at night.I told her the story of "Joyful and Big Big Wolf", because my daughter has also watched this animation.So my daughter said to me: "Dad, you can be a big wolf, and I can be a red wolf, okay?"My daughter yelled at me: "Don't catch the sheep for me!"... The dormitory management department suddenly came to the dormitory to check for illegal electrical appliances.Pity my two buddies who were scared out of their wits, one of them hurriedly put away the electric stove and hid under the mosquito net, and the other got in with the hot milk boiled on the stove... The inspector opened the door and came in, and turned on the light to see that no one was there , was about to leave, suddenly, a brother in the mosquito net was scalded by a milk cup, knocked over the cup all of a sudden, and made a terrifying scream... The teacher of the dormitory management department was startled, and opened the mosquito net carefully. Look: the two boys are hugging each other in disheveled clothes, and there is a big piece of white on the bed sheet... Teacher: "Nobita, the teacher will give you 90 yuan, and you can borrow 10 yuan from Fat Tiger, so how much money do you have in total? "Daxiong: "0 yuan." Teacher: "You don't understand mathematics at all!" Daxiong: "You don't understand fat tigers at all!!!"... In summer, it is very hot at about 40 degrees in a snack bar.A woman said: "Boss, bring me a bottle of drink." The boss said: "Do you want a cold one?" The woman said very angrily: "Don't you know how many days women feel sick?!" He said: "Who knows, you didn't put sanitary towels on your face."...]

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