Rebirth of King Zhou

Chapter 409

Zi Xing finally woke up from the long "sleep". 【 |】「Please familiarize yourself with the domain name」

Only he himself knows how great he has gained this time.

This is real. Even though "Evil Nvwa" was the one who gave him the "Nameless Pill", she didn't know that Zi Xing's super metamorphosis took advantage of this opportunity to suck the "soul power" in the "soul-suppressing banner" in one go More than halfway through, plus the lucky Nong got a "Secret of Soul Cultivation".

Obviously seeing Zixing holding the "soul-suppressing banner" in his hand, "Evil Nvwa" did not think that the soul power in the banner would become Zixing's "food".This is because in the traditional concept of "Evil Nvwa": the integration of "soul" is extremely difficult. Although the soul power in the "soul suppressing banner" is abundant, it is left over from tens of thousands of strong souls.The greater the number of remnants, the more "impurities" and the greater the risk of "sucking".

To be honest, with such a conceited character as "Evil Nvwa", she didn't dare to try to absorb the ready-made soul power in the "Soul-Suppressing Banner".Of course she wouldn't believe that Zi Xing was better than her, drinking all kinds of "soul power" as drinks! ! !

(From this point, it can be seen that the "Secret Art of Soul Cultivation" that Zi Xing accidentally obtained is precious. After all, there is always some special connection between the soul power of my previous life and my current self, and they all come from the same source. The danger after absorption is also the lowest.)

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After Zi Xing regained consciousness, the most affected person was "stinky fungus".

She found that the "worm chaos" constantly changing and arranging various "war phalanxes" became more and more difficult to control.She found that the opponent seemed to use only one "battle formation", and was able to defeat the n "battle formations" she had learned from "Reincarnation".

"Stinky fungus" couldn't hold back anymore, jumped out, and went to the inside of "Phantom" to find out.

He collided with the girls head-on on a "narrow road to the enemy".

"Stinky fungus" didn't deliberately avoid the girl this time, and stood still relatively.

Girls and girls have their straightforward side.The red girl didn't hide it, and said in front of "stinky fungus": "Hey, you are so unkind!!! You think you have learned something from 'reincarnation' to arrange the 'war phalanx' Can you use that 'chong chao' to yin us? You are too naive! Hmph, compared to the use of the 'war phalanx', you are definitely not our brother Zi Xing's opponent..."

"Stinky fungus" did not deny the girls' allegations against his will.

She is currently in a state of impatience - losing contact with her "remnant soul" is definitely a great loss - she is too lazy to tangle with girls, so she uses a method she learned from girls swearing words, and scolded: "A bunch of sb!!! Get the hell out of me, don't block my way!!!"

Hearing "stinky fungus" scolding unceremoniously, all the girls felt displeased.

The red girl said with sarcasm: "Based on your IQ, do you know what sb is? Don't pretend to understand, just pick a new word from someone else and curse at it!!!"

"Exactly! You are a sb who doesn't know what sb is!!!" The orange girl echoed.

"You are sbs, all of you are sbs! What do I not understand!!!" Stinky fungus angrily reprimanded a little out of composure.

"If you say you don't understand, don't refute!!!" The knowledgeable black girl said: "... early in the morning

The children are carrying sb (school bag); the adults are busy going to sb (work); as for me, I will come to see what new news is on sb (dissemination); evening

When I order food, I say sb (casual); when I am full, I go to the street with sb (walk); when I come back, I grab sb (mouse); when I am in the mood, I write sb (essay) on the blog; people are really alive sb(failure); man, sb all day! ... That year I was sb (eighteen) and went to the army as a sb (soldier).In the beginning, I was sb (sentry).Hard work, you have to salute when you see sb (above), and you are not allowed to look at sb (watch) after standing for several hours. sb (sandbag), at the end of the day, I don't even have the strength to sb (walk).I made up a reason based on sb (casual) saying that my sb (sickness) wanted to transfer to be a sb (sailor), but I was assigned to a sb (sampan), shit, just my sb (body), it made me dizzy That's right, I even spit out the sb (scallops) and sb (seed cakes) I ate at the dinner party last month. My god, what did I do in my sb (previous life) life.So, I simply sb (withdraw troops) and quit.Before and after sb (three hundred) days in the army, I learned nothing except my face sb (whitened) with exhaustion.Go to sb (work) right?I was not serious when I was studying, I never carried sb (school bag), never read sb (book), and now I don’t even know how to use sb (mouse).I just went like this, and I have never had any big sb (hand. pen) in my life. I didn’t even do the sb (at hand) things well, and my figure was not good, and I couldn’t get on sb (version [-]).Hey, when I sang the auspicious sb (Three Jewels) in the sky, I saw posterity engrave on my tombstone - sb (failure)..."

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"Stinky fungus" was a little dumbfounded.With so many sbs, she really couldn't digest them for a while.

Girls will not let go of a great opportunity to fight against hateful opponents. "It is advisable to pursue the poor and the poor with courage, not to become a king", which is the portrayal of the girls' characters.

Taking advantage of the suppression of the momentum of the "stinky fungus", the black girl immediately pursued the victory without any sympathy: "Are you speechless? Are you desperate? Are you broken? Hmph, you guy, you really think of yourself as a White-collar, look down on us as 'blue-collar'!!! You are too narcissistic! Although the age gap between us is big enough to create a generation gap, but the facts prove that you have lived so many years in Changbai! Or we More knowledgeable! You should feel a kind of sincere happiness to have a knowledgeable person like us to teach you knowledge..."

"Stinky fungus" was even more disturbing in his mind.

What is "speechless"? "despair"?collapse?white collar?blue collar?Narcissism?Dai. Ditch? ... There are so many new terms.She was at a loss to hear it.

The girls also saw the mihuo expression of "stinky fungus", and the instinct of "good teacher" broke out again.

The red girl said: "...Happiness is when cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, and Ultraman fights little monsters! The generation gap is when you ask your dad what he thinks of "Chrysanthemum Terrace"? He says he has never drank it! Narcissism , that is, 'I' must be reincarnated as a woman in the next life, and then marry a man like 'I'..."

The orange girl said: "... Speechless, the judge asked: Why did you print counterfeit banknotes? The criminal said: I don't know how to print real banknotes. Desperate, that is, I ordered two dishes for dinner in a restaurant, and couldn't help complaining when I ate the first one: Is there anything more unpalatable than this in the world?! When eating the second dish, I have to admit: Fuck! There really are!..."

The girl Huang.v said: "...Crash, that is, an old lady walked into KFC and said to the waiter: I want a KFC, a McDonald's, and a hamburger..."

The young girl said: "...what do you call a white-collar worker? Today I paid my salary, repaid the loan, paid the rent, utilities and gas bills, bought oil, rice and instant noodles, and the money left in momo's pocket, sighed: This month's salary White collar again."

The blue girl said: "...the foreman said that it's almost time to pay wages. After calculating my accommodation expenses, food expenses, lost work expenses, and medical expenses, I still owe the boss more than 100 yuan, so I don't bother to claim it. I'm called a blue-collar worker." .”

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"Stinky fungus" understood most of it.Even if she didn't understand the half, she could guess that the girls were definitely mocking and teasing her.

She was angry in her heart, and reprimanded coldly: "A group of brats who don't even have hair! They just know how to play tricks!" It’s not bad, it’s hundreds of thousands of years old this year? You still have to cook for yourself, do some housework, watch TV... just one thing, you shouldn’t complain often, saying that you can’t meet acquaintances when you go for a walk now... Please! You They are hundreds of thousands of years old, how many acquaintances are still living in the Six Realms?..."

These words pierced the heart of "stinky fungus" like a sharp knife.She had to refute the rumor: "Nonsense! How could I live hundreds of thousands of years..."

The black girl said very seriously: "Reincarnation has told us your real age. You don't need to deny it, you can't hide it from us. Hmph, someone who doesn't know may still Mihuo by your feng.sao. performance, ignoring your real age..."

The white girl asked cooperatively: "What's wrong with her? She looks like a human girl..." The black girl said seriously: "Once, a buddy of mine saw her in the elevator of a five-star hotel. The figure is quite good, the fashionable 'stinky fungus', so I couldn't help but look at it a few more times, and before leaving, I heard a certain 'stinky fungus' disdainfully say, what to watch, you can't afford it ...Another time, an 80-year-old man in the human world was also transformed into a beautiful girl by her, and he liked to follow her ass all day long. Someone persuaded the 80-year-old man's wife: "Big Sister, your family is eighty years old, and you still like to follow behind beautiful girls, you don’t care?’ The old lady said: ‘If he likes to follow, just follow! Look at the dogs on the street, chasing cars every day, It just catches up, can it still drive a car?'..."

Trampling on "stinky fungus" is one of the things girls love to do most.

The purple girl couldn't help being "itchy", and also came to a paragraph: "...a certain 'stinky fungus' is actually 'ji'! This is her own admission!!! I am not scolding her! !! What? Don’t you believe it? Let me tell you, the thing is like this: One day our stinky fungus mm got off the taxi and left the camera on the back seat. The driver hurriedly stuck his head out of the window , and shouted at the fungus mm: "Little sister, you have a camera!" It's outrageous! Someone dared to say that she looks like a ji!!! The face of the fungus mm flushed, turned her head and cursed: duck! ' Then the 'taxi' drove away and mm chased the car and shouted: Master, I agree! I agree"

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This bridge section is edited to a high standard.The other girls all burst into laughter when they heard this, looking overjoyed.

"Stinky fungus" seemed to understand what they heard, but knew that they had nothing to say.

She said very angrily: "You are all born with stinky mouths! From the very beginning, you are 'dirty in your mouth', you are such an uneducated crazy girl!!!"

On "Doukou" where are the girls afraid of her?There is no possibility of being "curled" by her at all.

I saw the girls counterattack calmly: "Is it your mouth that stinks? You still have the nerve to bite us back! Do you think we don't know the secret of why your mouth stinks?"

Next, it was naturally "exposure"——

One day, a certain "stinky fungus" saw a bunch of things on the road, squatted down and smelled them, and said that it might be poop, rubbed it with his hands, put it in his mouth, and said, it was really poop, luckily he didn't step on it ! ~

A certain "stinky fungus" was teaching in the field and repeatedly claimed: "Scientific research is not afraid of being dirty..." Then she squatted down, poked the cow dung on the ground with her finger, and then put her finger in her mouth to clean it.A classmate wanted to curry favor with her, so he hurriedly said, "I'm not afraid of getting dirty..." Then he also poked the cow dung on the ground with his finger and cleaned it in his mouth.At this time, "Stinky Fungus" told him calmly: "Besides, you must be good at observation. I just poked the dung with my middle finger, but Tian's is the index finger..."

In a certain public toilet, Mr. A was constipated and couldn't get it out after a long time.At this time, the "stinky fungus" rushed in, and as soon as he squatted down, he pulled "crackling" very happily. After hearing this, Mr. A said: "Man, I really envy you, you pull so happily!" "Stinky fungus" was full of resentment Said: "What is there to be envious of? I haven't taken off my knuckles yet..."

The monkey asked the fox, how to use a song to describe the fart of "stinky fungus"?The fox said: "Leo Juji's "Think about it"!" The ant heard it and said: "I thought it was "Dang" by the power train...."

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The red girl made a staged summary and said: "Men who hun well are basically loyal, responsible, light on gains and losses, and pay the bills; while women who hun well are basically sweet, whiny, cheap, don't Face, can calculate, has means. M, we sisters finally know why we have failed so much, dare to love that I have always used the standards of men to demand myself! But a certain sinister 'stinky fungus' has always been like a person We can eat well... We can never be as philistine as her, so we can't learn..."

Originally, if the "resentment" between the two sides is not so deep that it cannot be resolved, the girls actually don't mind having a "reconciliation meal" after winning a big victory (letting the other party know their strength).

That dinner was not the famous "Hongmen Banquet" in history, but a real "dinner" full of the characteristics of another time and space.The elements of this type of dinner are: wine, food, cigarettes, friends, officials, and women; the rules of the dinner: give up your seat, persuade you to drink, grab the bill, and feed the woman who has no owner; , Incitement. Love, talk about business; dinner function: gathering, begging, romance, conspiracy, celebration; dinner realm: rhetoric, sweet talk, sweet talk, crazy talk, nonsense talk, keep silent.

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It's a pity that the hatred between the two parties dooms them not to eat such a "reconciliation meal".

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"Stinky fungus" is going to be mad by the girls.

Since I can remember, it seems that this is the first time I have left anger!It is absolutely true to say that she was so angry that there was a large area of ​​hunk in her mind.

No, she pointed at the girls, her voice trembling with anger: "You, you, you, these hateful..."

The red girl beat her mercilessly and said: "You bastard, you can't even speak! What else can you do? Just find a place to live in seclusion first, start from 'choosing words and making sentences', and go back to learn--learn well Let’s be nice again. Ugly..."

Speaking of this, the red girl herself couldn't help "giggling" with joy.

The red girl thought of a joke I read in another time and space about a clumsy elementary school student "learning to make sentences"——

Topic: side by side.Kid: He is undressing

While wearing knickers.The teacher commented: Is he going to take it off?Do you still want to wear it?

Subject: among them.Kid: One of my left feet is hurt.The teacher commented: Are you a centipede?

Topic: One after another.Children: After get off work, Dad came home one after another.The teacher commented: How many fathers do you have?

Subject: Sad.Children: It is very sad that there is a ditch in front of my house.Teacher's comment: With students like you, the teacher is even more sad.

Topic: Again and again.Child: My father is short, tall, fat and thin.The teacher commented: Is your father a Transformer?

Topic: Look.Children: What are you looking at!Haven't seen it?Teacher Comments: Don't be too pushy.

Topic: Thriving.Children write.Xinxin confesses to Rongrong.Teacher's comment: Don't watch too many serials!

Topic: delicious.The children wrote:: It's delicious.teacher:……

Topic: Naive.Children wrote: It's really hot today.Teacher Comments: You are so naive.

Topic: Sure enough.The child said: Yesterday I ate fruit and then drank cold water.Teacher's comment: It is a phrase and cannot be separated.

Sample topic: eat first, then take a bath (the teacher made an exception and gave a "sample question". The spirit is tortured, and it is really on the verge of collapse).Child: Goodbye, sir!Teacher Comments:  …

Topic: Besides.Children: A train passes by, besides, besides... Teacher's comment: I just die...

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