Rebirth of King Zhou
Chapter 464
╠中?文 ╣How ugly is the "monster" that Azusa saw?How could he be surprised even by such a well-informed man?
It looks like a super monster made of three "monsters"
Note that the so-called "three monsters" here are not as simple as three-headed monsters. Each monster seems to be composed of multiple "animal parts" in Azusa's view.
The most complicated monster is composed of more than a dozen animal "parts"
The pictures shown by "Frame" to Zi Xing are like three "slides" that scroll repeatedly
The "slide" that appears first is equivalent to the first type of monster, which is just a big pig head without a body with a super big mouth;
The "slide show" that appears next to the second type of monster is a monster with a "sheep body, eyes in the armpits, tiger teeth and human claws, a pig's head and a big mouth";
The last "slide" is equal to the third type of monster, which has a sheep's body, cow legs, tiger teeth, antlers, human claws, and a pig's head. The face resembles a mandrill... a very complicated monster
……
Zi Xing carefully considered the content of the "slide" for a long time, and finally came to his senses
Well, it should be some kind of "monster" in three states of gradual evolution from primitive to the highest level
But the connection between the three is obvious as long as anyone with judgment can see it-it is a "from simple to complex" evolution process. At first, the monster only has a head and a mouth; gradually it has a body; Each function becomes more and more complicated...
Looking at the image at the beginning, Zi Xing only left an impression of being "very ugly". oh……"
This proves——Zi Xing did not recognize the origin of the "powerful monster" immediately
After the "text description" given by the "frame", Zi Xing suddenly realized: it turned out to be the legendary monster with a fierce reputation, Zi Xing saw its face for the first time now, but he had long been "aware of its reputation" like thunder"
That's "gluttony"
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Taotie, a ferocious and gluttonous beast, according to legend, it is the fifth son of the prehistoric dragon
The ancient book "Shan Hai Jing" introduced that its characteristics are: sheep body, eyes in the armpits, tiger teeth and human claws, a big head and a big mouth. It is very greedy to eat whatever it sees. Because it eats too much, it is finally stuffed to death. Such a "method of death" Zi Xing said that he was speechless. "A good swimmer drowns in water" should only apply to ordinary human beings. After all, "Gluttony" is an existence with great influence in the cultivation world, how could he get this "low-level mistake" ?Therefore, Zi Xing is doubtful about such a statement...
Later generations describe people who are greedy as "Glutton". Therefore, "Glutton" is also a symbol of greed. There are related images in games, novels, comics, and film and television works.
In ancient times, the shape of "taotie" pig's head was often engraved on Zhongding Yi wares as a decoration. "Lu's Spring and Autumn? Xianzhi" records: "Zhou Ding wrote that gluttony has a head but no body. Baoye" "Shen Yi Jing? Southwest Desolation Classic": "There are people in the southwest who are hairy and wear hogs on their heads. They are as greedy as wolves. They like to accumulate wealth and do not eat people. , the name is gluttonous." Song Shaobo's "Wear and See Houlu" Volume [-]: "Shao Shengchu, the ancestor of the official Chang'an, sold soup and cakes in front of the Han Gaozu Temple in Xicheng, and got a white jade dowry, more than a foot high, spread all over It is engraved with clouds, dragons and phoenixes, it is built as a sacred mountain in the sea, and it is full of gluttony. It is a treasure of three generations."
With the changes of the times, the gluttonous patterns on the tripods of Shang and Zhou with the meaning of governing the country were gradually forgotten by people, and later generations exaggerated the gluttonous part of the gluttonous image. Su Dongpo once wrote an "Ode to Lao Tao" saying : "The beauty of Gaiju, the old gluttony that feeds me" adds a bit of greedy cuteness to the gluttony-today, friends who love food are jokingly called "gluttons"
The ancient bronze wares were often decorated with the shape of the head of "Gaotie", which is called "Gaotie pattern". The true "meaning" of "Gaotie pattern" has always been debated, and so far there has been no conclusion... Among these theories, "Glutton is a tiger" It is said that the voice is the loudest. Many scholars engaged in the study of primitive culture and art believe that "taotie pattern" is an exaggeration and deformation of tiger pattern.
It cannot be said that there is no basis at all. In ancient times, the tiger was also a very important beast that reached the sky. The shape of a wizard riding a tiger often appeared in later cultural relics. In the long history of Chinese culture, before the worship of "dragon and phoenix", there were A fairly long stage of "worship of dragon and tiger". In astronomy, there are at least four officials: the Middle East, the West, the South, and the North. In the early history of the Tian Dynasty, the status of the tiger was not inferior to that of the dragon.
The decorations on the Zhou Ding are mainly composed of "taotie pattern" and cloud patterns, with gluttony as the center and cloud patterns surrounding it, just like the "taotie" animal in the sky, poking its head out of the clouds and looking down at its body in the world It is hidden in the cloud. I don’t know if there is a snake body or a dragon body, but if the dragon body is added behind the Taotie’s head, it will not be far from the standard dragon later. Therefore, some people think that between the wolf totem and the dragon totem There may be a transitional stage of the gluttonous totem. Taotie has both the character of a wolf and the ferocious face of a dragon later.
……
In short, based on the records about "gluttony" scattered in various ancient books, this guy has three major characteristics:
One is that gluttony is a kind of "evil beast", not comparable to "fish, snake, python, crocodile", and does not belong to fish or reptiles. Who do you recognize that ferocious beast?Very much like the frontal image of a wolf, with round eyes and hanging eyes that are extremely fierce
Second, the characteristic of gluttonous gluttony clearly points out the characteristics of wolves. "Greedy" is one of the most prominent characteristics of grassland wolves. In the real human world, there is no animal more gluttonous than wolves. "Evil beast" and "gluttony" are the characteristics of two wolves, and the gluttonous pattern is also somewhat like a wolf. Therefore, some people firmly believe that the legendary gluttony is probably a wolf, or a divine beast evolved from a wolf.
The third is that Taotie became the main decoration of Shang and Zhou Ding, which involved a series of problems. Therefore, only the totems belonging to the nation are eligible to ascend to such a lofty status, and they are engraved and cast on the treasure tripod
This phenomenon also reflects that the "dragon" at that time had not been generally accepted, and had not really become the national totem of the Huaxia people.
Interpreted from Azusa's point of view, this seems to have a lot of meaning-does it indicate that in the prehistoric period, "gluttony" might be a "monster" more powerful than "dragon"? ? ?At least, "Glutton" was no worse than "Dragon Clan" in the prehistoric period
Zi Xing quietly used her guess to prove it to "Frame"
"Frame" gave an affirmative answer——
Well, Azusa Xing, you guessed it right. According to the information I collected during the prehistoric period, "Glutton" was indeed a powerful "monster" not inferior to the dragon clan. However, its breeding and breeding were more difficult than the dragon clan—— In this way, assuming that the dragon clan can only survive one young dragon for ten thousand years, then after one million years, it may not be able to successfully reproduce a "gluttonous young child"... Therefore, although the "dragon" has now become a legendary beast, in the realm of comprehension, Cultivators all believe that there are dragons; but most of them believe that "gluttony" is extinct...
Zi Xing saw her heart beating wildly
An "extinct" beast?A divine beast that is not weaker than the prehistoric dragon? The "Monster Beast" that the "Mother of Little Heaven Tribulation" wants to break out of the cocoon to transform is actually so powerful?How does it do it?It's just "If you don't make a song, you'll be a blockbuster"—could it be possible that it has been integrated into his "left leg", and it's actually "replenishing" to such an appalling level?
I can’t blame Zi Xing for being a “stinky fart”—in short, he also “contributed” a left leg to conceive, breed, and divine beast. It's a sure thing.
Now it only takes some time to "implement" it. I hope everything goes well and nothing goes wrong. By then, he can really have a powerful and obedient "glutton". Isn't that developed?
Although that guy is ugly, there is no doubt about its strength
Zi Xing felt "stunned" by the sudden happiness
Don't think "gluttony" is ugly
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Zi Xing revealed in advance the exclusive information she possessed—that is, the secret of what kind of powerful "monster" the "Mother of Little Heavenly Tribulation" will become—to the Qi Ling girls.
Upon hearing such news, the girls were extremely excited.
He was a hundred times more excited than Zi Xing when he heard the news
It's not surprising that the girls, as "artifact spirits", have lived in this cultivation world for a long time. They are much more impressed by the "gluttonous" reputation than Zi Xing.
According to legend, "Gluttony" is a terrifying existence that can eat a thousand "monster beasts" in one meal. Its vicious name can make the front-line "monster beasts" frightened...
In addition, after knowing that the "Great Cocoon" conceived and bred is very likely to be a "Glutton" monster, the girls did not "blindly" look forward to the "Glutton" that broke out of the cocoon, what kind of size would it be? degree
It's very particular here
According to the secrets held by the Qiling girls. Information: According to the legend, "Glutton" gained powerful power through "eating" and the more it ate, the volume of "Glutton" remained unchanged, which proved that it had fully "transformed" to eat The energy of the things in the abdomen; on the contrary, the more you eat, the more bulky the "gluttony" seems to be very powerful, but in fact it is a bad performance that the energy cannot be fully absorbed-sometimes it may only absorb [-] to [-]% of the energy and the remaining energy becomes Fat becomes fat and accumulates so that it skyrockets
So, judging from the current situation of the "giant cocoon", after eating "a mountain of garbage", the volume has remained the same. Optimistically, the "gluttony" after breaking the cocoon can be controlled within ten tons. I have confidence in the strength possessed by Taotie
Well, the term "tons" seems to be very powerful, but it is not
For example, after North Korea replaced Jin Xiaopang, he exported more than 2 tons of gold to the North Korea for 1 million yuan. Even in the most difficult period, Pyongyang never sold its own gold. The transaction caught people's attention because of the large tonnage of gold sold and the speed with which the transaction was carried out. Chao Fang not only sold the gold that was mined at the time of Fatty's death, but also the state. An important reason for the depletion of the gold in the hands of the people or the gold in the hands of the North Korean currency is that the "Celebration of the 100th Anniversary of Kim. The R & D project of bombs also cost a lot of money, and the DPRK lacks currency reserves to buy energy and food. After natural disasters such as typhoons and floods, the situation deteriorated and they could only sell gold heartlessly...
A country spends all its efforts to produce more than 2 tons of gold. It sounds like a lot. In fact, 2 tons of gold can only fill two slightly larger small wooden boxes, which is nothing to be surprised about.
一立方米的水,约为一吨;黄金的密度是水的19倍多,也就是19分之1约0.05立方米,和一个标准的电脑主机差不多——2吨就是2个主机
So, the spirits are happy that "Glutton" is only as big as ten or so "hosts"
This is a powerful symbol...
Since then, the girls' interest in the "giant cocoon" has doubled
After rest every day, it basically revolves around the "giant cocoon"
Probably the "spiritual consciousness" is still there, and the "giant cocoon" seems a little impatient to be surrounded by girls every day and simply sinks to the front of the "animal world"
A word that practitioners often like to say "retreat and practice" refers to what the "giant cocoon" is doing now
……
"Is this guy still shy? Didn't you think he was thin-skinned before?" The red girl didn't think that "Great Cocoon" was practicing in seclusion. No one knew better than them that that guy's strength came from "gluttony". How to say "cultivation" is "digestion" is almost the same
The orange girl lamented: "This guy's communication skills need to be improved. There is no such thing as the treacherous Cao Cao in history, who knows how to 'talk to people, talk to the devil' - he is good at dancing with his sleeves."
It's not surprising that the Qi Ling girl has this exclamation
The reason why they compared "Cao Cao" was that they had read a passage "After Cao Cao was unearthed in "another time and space", he answered reporters' questions"——
Q: How do you feel about being unearthed this time?Cao: Thank you d for giving me a second life. Question: You died in Xu Chang, why did you choose An Yang to build the tomb?Cao: Housing prices in the capital are too expensive. Thanks to the Anyang City Government for giving me a set of economical and affordable housing, but the environment is too bad, the public security is not very good, there are too many thieves, there is nothing I can do, who is called the tomb of celebrities" Funeral objects" are extremely valuable?Q: Who is the woman who has been sleeping with you for thousands of years?Cao: Shhh, she is Diao Chan, and her character is Haizao Q: Now some people question that you are a fake, what do you think?Cao: Gu is fake, are you real?It doesn't matter if it's true or not. Ask: Why do you think they question you?Cao: Because Gu is a celebrity, we had to rely on real knives and guns to be famous at that time. Now it is much easier to be famous. Q: How do you evaluate your boss Han Xian. Di?Cao: He is a noble person, a pure person, a person who has escaped from vulgar interests... There are many, please read the news draft prepared by Xun Yu for you. Question: Your boss is so good, why do you rebel? ?A: It involves commercial secrets, so I can’t answer it, but I can briefly disclose it, mainly because of the issue of equity allocation. Q: Finally, can you talk about your views on this era?Cao: ***************************
……
The "Qi Ling Girls" who believed that the "Mother of Little Heavenly Tribulation" had poor communication skills decided to wait until it successfully turned into a "powerful monster" - "Glutton", and then strengthen its "diplomatic skills". In the words of the girls , is to let the "Mother of Little Heavenly Tribulation" learn to "pretend to be coercive"...
As for the criteria for "successfully pretending to be a forceful person", the girls believe that at least the following seven points must be met:
1 Insist on using the mobile client Weibo, and post a complaint on Weibo: The Wi-Fi signal at Melbourne Airport is really bad
2 Change the qq signature to: m..d, the fritters in New York are really unpalatable
3. Refuse to answer calls from friends, and reply with text messages: if you have something to go back to your country, the signal in Antarctica is not good
4 insist on replying text messages at four o'clock in the morning every day to show the time difference
5 once expressed emotion on Weibo: I.k saw Luo Jiahui in the economy class again
6 When you make a call, please say, Maritime and satellite phones are too expensive, so hurry up if you have something to say...
7 There is a sentence on Weibo, md, fishing. There is not even a seller of egg-filled pancakes on the island
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It looks like a super monster made of three "monsters"
Note that the so-called "three monsters" here are not as simple as three-headed monsters. Each monster seems to be composed of multiple "animal parts" in Azusa's view.
The most complicated monster is composed of more than a dozen animal "parts"
The pictures shown by "Frame" to Zi Xing are like three "slides" that scroll repeatedly
The "slide" that appears first is equivalent to the first type of monster, which is just a big pig head without a body with a super big mouth;
The "slide show" that appears next to the second type of monster is a monster with a "sheep body, eyes in the armpits, tiger teeth and human claws, a pig's head and a big mouth";
The last "slide" is equal to the third type of monster, which has a sheep's body, cow legs, tiger teeth, antlers, human claws, and a pig's head. The face resembles a mandrill... a very complicated monster
……
Zi Xing carefully considered the content of the "slide" for a long time, and finally came to his senses
Well, it should be some kind of "monster" in three states of gradual evolution from primitive to the highest level
But the connection between the three is obvious as long as anyone with judgment can see it-it is a "from simple to complex" evolution process. At first, the monster only has a head and a mouth; gradually it has a body; Each function becomes more and more complicated...
Looking at the image at the beginning, Zi Xing only left an impression of being "very ugly". oh……"
This proves——Zi Xing did not recognize the origin of the "powerful monster" immediately
After the "text description" given by the "frame", Zi Xing suddenly realized: it turned out to be the legendary monster with a fierce reputation, Zi Xing saw its face for the first time now, but he had long been "aware of its reputation" like thunder"
That's "gluttony"
..................................................................................................................
..................................................................................................................
Taotie, a ferocious and gluttonous beast, according to legend, it is the fifth son of the prehistoric dragon
The ancient book "Shan Hai Jing" introduced that its characteristics are: sheep body, eyes in the armpits, tiger teeth and human claws, a big head and a big mouth. It is very greedy to eat whatever it sees. Because it eats too much, it is finally stuffed to death. Such a "method of death" Zi Xing said that he was speechless. "A good swimmer drowns in water" should only apply to ordinary human beings. After all, "Gluttony" is an existence with great influence in the cultivation world, how could he get this "low-level mistake" ?Therefore, Zi Xing is doubtful about such a statement...
Later generations describe people who are greedy as "Glutton". Therefore, "Glutton" is also a symbol of greed. There are related images in games, novels, comics, and film and television works.
In ancient times, the shape of "taotie" pig's head was often engraved on Zhongding Yi wares as a decoration. "Lu's Spring and Autumn? Xianzhi" records: "Zhou Ding wrote that gluttony has a head but no body. Baoye" "Shen Yi Jing? Southwest Desolation Classic": "There are people in the southwest who are hairy and wear hogs on their heads. They are as greedy as wolves. They like to accumulate wealth and do not eat people. , the name is gluttonous." Song Shaobo's "Wear and See Houlu" Volume [-]: "Shao Shengchu, the ancestor of the official Chang'an, sold soup and cakes in front of the Han Gaozu Temple in Xicheng, and got a white jade dowry, more than a foot high, spread all over It is engraved with clouds, dragons and phoenixes, it is built as a sacred mountain in the sea, and it is full of gluttony. It is a treasure of three generations."
With the changes of the times, the gluttonous patterns on the tripods of Shang and Zhou with the meaning of governing the country were gradually forgotten by people, and later generations exaggerated the gluttonous part of the gluttonous image. Su Dongpo once wrote an "Ode to Lao Tao" saying : "The beauty of Gaiju, the old gluttony that feeds me" adds a bit of greedy cuteness to the gluttony-today, friends who love food are jokingly called "gluttons"
The ancient bronze wares were often decorated with the shape of the head of "Gaotie", which is called "Gaotie pattern". The true "meaning" of "Gaotie pattern" has always been debated, and so far there has been no conclusion... Among these theories, "Glutton is a tiger" It is said that the voice is the loudest. Many scholars engaged in the study of primitive culture and art believe that "taotie pattern" is an exaggeration and deformation of tiger pattern.
It cannot be said that there is no basis at all. In ancient times, the tiger was also a very important beast that reached the sky. The shape of a wizard riding a tiger often appeared in later cultural relics. In the long history of Chinese culture, before the worship of "dragon and phoenix", there were A fairly long stage of "worship of dragon and tiger". In astronomy, there are at least four officials: the Middle East, the West, the South, and the North. In the early history of the Tian Dynasty, the status of the tiger was not inferior to that of the dragon.
The decorations on the Zhou Ding are mainly composed of "taotie pattern" and cloud patterns, with gluttony as the center and cloud patterns surrounding it, just like the "taotie" animal in the sky, poking its head out of the clouds and looking down at its body in the world It is hidden in the cloud. I don’t know if there is a snake body or a dragon body, but if the dragon body is added behind the Taotie’s head, it will not be far from the standard dragon later. Therefore, some people think that between the wolf totem and the dragon totem There may be a transitional stage of the gluttonous totem. Taotie has both the character of a wolf and the ferocious face of a dragon later.
……
In short, based on the records about "gluttony" scattered in various ancient books, this guy has three major characteristics:
One is that gluttony is a kind of "evil beast", not comparable to "fish, snake, python, crocodile", and does not belong to fish or reptiles. Who do you recognize that ferocious beast?Very much like the frontal image of a wolf, with round eyes and hanging eyes that are extremely fierce
Second, the characteristic of gluttonous gluttony clearly points out the characteristics of wolves. "Greedy" is one of the most prominent characteristics of grassland wolves. In the real human world, there is no animal more gluttonous than wolves. "Evil beast" and "gluttony" are the characteristics of two wolves, and the gluttonous pattern is also somewhat like a wolf. Therefore, some people firmly believe that the legendary gluttony is probably a wolf, or a divine beast evolved from a wolf.
The third is that Taotie became the main decoration of Shang and Zhou Ding, which involved a series of problems. Therefore, only the totems belonging to the nation are eligible to ascend to such a lofty status, and they are engraved and cast on the treasure tripod
This phenomenon also reflects that the "dragon" at that time had not been generally accepted, and had not really become the national totem of the Huaxia people.
Interpreted from Azusa's point of view, this seems to have a lot of meaning-does it indicate that in the prehistoric period, "gluttony" might be a "monster" more powerful than "dragon"? ? ?At least, "Glutton" was no worse than "Dragon Clan" in the prehistoric period
Zi Xing quietly used her guess to prove it to "Frame"
"Frame" gave an affirmative answer——
Well, Azusa Xing, you guessed it right. According to the information I collected during the prehistoric period, "Glutton" was indeed a powerful "monster" not inferior to the dragon clan. However, its breeding and breeding were more difficult than the dragon clan—— In this way, assuming that the dragon clan can only survive one young dragon for ten thousand years, then after one million years, it may not be able to successfully reproduce a "gluttonous young child"... Therefore, although the "dragon" has now become a legendary beast, in the realm of comprehension, Cultivators all believe that there are dragons; but most of them believe that "gluttony" is extinct...
Zi Xing saw her heart beating wildly
An "extinct" beast?A divine beast that is not weaker than the prehistoric dragon? The "Monster Beast" that the "Mother of Little Heaven Tribulation" wants to break out of the cocoon to transform is actually so powerful?How does it do it?It's just "If you don't make a song, you'll be a blockbuster"—could it be possible that it has been integrated into his "left leg", and it's actually "replenishing" to such an appalling level?
I can’t blame Zi Xing for being a “stinky fart”—in short, he also “contributed” a left leg to conceive, breed, and divine beast. It's a sure thing.
Now it only takes some time to "implement" it. I hope everything goes well and nothing goes wrong. By then, he can really have a powerful and obedient "glutton". Isn't that developed?
Although that guy is ugly, there is no doubt about its strength
Zi Xing felt "stunned" by the sudden happiness
Don't think "gluttony" is ugly
.................................................................................................................................
.................................................................................................................................
Zi Xing revealed in advance the exclusive information she possessed—that is, the secret of what kind of powerful "monster" the "Mother of Little Heavenly Tribulation" will become—to the Qi Ling girls.
Upon hearing such news, the girls were extremely excited.
He was a hundred times more excited than Zi Xing when he heard the news
It's not surprising that the girls, as "artifact spirits", have lived in this cultivation world for a long time. They are much more impressed by the "gluttonous" reputation than Zi Xing.
According to legend, "Gluttony" is a terrifying existence that can eat a thousand "monster beasts" in one meal. Its vicious name can make the front-line "monster beasts" frightened...
In addition, after knowing that the "Great Cocoon" conceived and bred is very likely to be a "Glutton" monster, the girls did not "blindly" look forward to the "Glutton" that broke out of the cocoon, what kind of size would it be? degree
It's very particular here
According to the secrets held by the Qiling girls. Information: According to the legend, "Glutton" gained powerful power through "eating" and the more it ate, the volume of "Glutton" remained unchanged, which proved that it had fully "transformed" to eat The energy of the things in the abdomen; on the contrary, the more you eat, the more bulky the "gluttony" seems to be very powerful, but in fact it is a bad performance that the energy cannot be fully absorbed-sometimes it may only absorb [-] to [-]% of the energy and the remaining energy becomes Fat becomes fat and accumulates so that it skyrockets
So, judging from the current situation of the "giant cocoon", after eating "a mountain of garbage", the volume has remained the same. Optimistically, the "gluttony" after breaking the cocoon can be controlled within ten tons. I have confidence in the strength possessed by Taotie
Well, the term "tons" seems to be very powerful, but it is not
For example, after North Korea replaced Jin Xiaopang, he exported more than 2 tons of gold to the North Korea for 1 million yuan. Even in the most difficult period, Pyongyang never sold its own gold. The transaction caught people's attention because of the large tonnage of gold sold and the speed with which the transaction was carried out. Chao Fang not only sold the gold that was mined at the time of Fatty's death, but also the state. An important reason for the depletion of the gold in the hands of the people or the gold in the hands of the North Korean currency is that the "Celebration of the 100th Anniversary of Kim. The R & D project of bombs also cost a lot of money, and the DPRK lacks currency reserves to buy energy and food. After natural disasters such as typhoons and floods, the situation deteriorated and they could only sell gold heartlessly...
A country spends all its efforts to produce more than 2 tons of gold. It sounds like a lot. In fact, 2 tons of gold can only fill two slightly larger small wooden boxes, which is nothing to be surprised about.
一立方米的水,约为一吨;黄金的密度是水的19倍多,也就是19分之1约0.05立方米,和一个标准的电脑主机差不多——2吨就是2个主机
So, the spirits are happy that "Glutton" is only as big as ten or so "hosts"
This is a powerful symbol...
Since then, the girls' interest in the "giant cocoon" has doubled
After rest every day, it basically revolves around the "giant cocoon"
Probably the "spiritual consciousness" is still there, and the "giant cocoon" seems a little impatient to be surrounded by girls every day and simply sinks to the front of the "animal world"
A word that practitioners often like to say "retreat and practice" refers to what the "giant cocoon" is doing now
……
"Is this guy still shy? Didn't you think he was thin-skinned before?" The red girl didn't think that "Great Cocoon" was practicing in seclusion. No one knew better than them that that guy's strength came from "gluttony". How to say "cultivation" is "digestion" is almost the same
The orange girl lamented: "This guy's communication skills need to be improved. There is no such thing as the treacherous Cao Cao in history, who knows how to 'talk to people, talk to the devil' - he is good at dancing with his sleeves."
It's not surprising that the Qi Ling girl has this exclamation
The reason why they compared "Cao Cao" was that they had read a passage "After Cao Cao was unearthed in "another time and space", he answered reporters' questions"——
Q: How do you feel about being unearthed this time?Cao: Thank you d for giving me a second life. Question: You died in Xu Chang, why did you choose An Yang to build the tomb?Cao: Housing prices in the capital are too expensive. Thanks to the Anyang City Government for giving me a set of economical and affordable housing, but the environment is too bad, the public security is not very good, there are too many thieves, there is nothing I can do, who is called the tomb of celebrities" Funeral objects" are extremely valuable?Q: Who is the woman who has been sleeping with you for thousands of years?Cao: Shhh, she is Diao Chan, and her character is Haizao Q: Now some people question that you are a fake, what do you think?Cao: Gu is fake, are you real?It doesn't matter if it's true or not. Ask: Why do you think they question you?Cao: Because Gu is a celebrity, we had to rely on real knives and guns to be famous at that time. Now it is much easier to be famous. Q: How do you evaluate your boss Han Xian. Di?Cao: He is a noble person, a pure person, a person who has escaped from vulgar interests... There are many, please read the news draft prepared by Xun Yu for you. Question: Your boss is so good, why do you rebel? ?A: It involves commercial secrets, so I can’t answer it, but I can briefly disclose it, mainly because of the issue of equity allocation. Q: Finally, can you talk about your views on this era?Cao: ***************************
……
The "Qi Ling Girls" who believed that the "Mother of Little Heavenly Tribulation" had poor communication skills decided to wait until it successfully turned into a "powerful monster" - "Glutton", and then strengthen its "diplomatic skills". In the words of the girls , is to let the "Mother of Little Heavenly Tribulation" learn to "pretend to be coercive"...
As for the criteria for "successfully pretending to be a forceful person", the girls believe that at least the following seven points must be met:
1 Insist on using the mobile client Weibo, and post a complaint on Weibo: The Wi-Fi signal at Melbourne Airport is really bad
2 Change the qq signature to: m..d, the fritters in New York are really unpalatable
3. Refuse to answer calls from friends, and reply with text messages: if you have something to go back to your country, the signal in Antarctica is not good
4 insist on replying text messages at four o'clock in the morning every day to show the time difference
5 once expressed emotion on Weibo: I.k saw Luo Jiahui in the economy class again
6 When you make a call, please say, Maritime and satellite phones are too expensive, so hurry up if you have something to say...
7 There is a sentence on Weibo, md, fishing. There is not even a seller of egg-filled pancakes on the island
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