Rebirth of King Zhou

└@ ┘ It should be very appropriate to describe the situation in Zixing's "sea of ​​consciousness" at this moment with "a huge wave has been set off"

However, Zi Xing's psychological ability to withstand stress is quite good

Although he can't be absolutely calm, at least he is far away from losing control of his emotions

It took Zixing less than a quarter of an hour to go from "surprised and inexplicable" to accepting the facts

"Fortunately, that guy can be regarded as a virtual character made of my negative 'material', otherwise, it would be equivalent to being 'forced. Cuckolded.'... To be honest, that guy's personality is really annoying "

But after careful analysis, even Zi Xing himself has to admit that many of that guy's thoughts seem to be that the column of "origin" that he "instilled" in him is clearly stamped with his mark

A fierce quarrel broke out between myself and myself, which seemed meaningless...

Thinking about it this way, the anger in Zi Xing's heart gradually dissipated.

Just about to calm down, talk to the "virtual character" about Princess Longji, and collect the real situation about her in many ways, who knows, just as soon as this idea came up, the "virtual character" suddenly turned into black gas , Withdrew from his "sea of ​​consciousness" like a tide...

what happened?What is the situation?

Zi Xing was stunned for a moment, and then used the "Eye of Primordial Meng" to observe Princess Longji, only to find that she was no longer staring at him—could it be because she canceled the "telepathy" with him, did he Can't see that weird "virtual character" in your mind?

Also, why the sudden interruption?

Could it be that the pressure from "gluttony" is increasing?

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Of course, from the perspective of the Qi Ling girls, there is no way to read the thoughts in Brother Zi Xing's mind.

They just saw Brother Zi Xing startled and reacted abnormally, it seemed that he was in danger of becoming a mental patient? Could it be that Brother Zi Xing was really angry by them this time?Already on the verge of collapse due to the severe stimulation of the spirit?

Just when the girls were secretly worried, Zi Xing's eyes became "focus" again, and he stared fiercely at "Eighteen Hells", and said angrily, "Are you really determined not to let me go out?"

The "Eighteen Hells" are silent

The girls hesitated for a moment, fearing that brother Zi Xing would really be "driven crazy" by them, and comforted him with kind words: "Brother Zi Xing, you are the one who is going to ascend the throne and become emperor, and you should have a 'big picture' view to rescue Long Ji If the elder sister's business is really worthwhile, why would we stop you?..."

Still wanting to continue persuading, Zi Xing sneered and cut in: "To be a politician, one must care about gains and losses in everything? Be utilitarian in everything? If that's the case then congratulations, you already have what it takes to be a politician. , and even has the conditions to be a prime minister..."

Among the Qiling girls, half of the girls recognized the irony in Brother Zixing's words, but unfortunately, the other half didn't.

The purple girl seemed a bit inferior this time. She opened her eyes in surprise and asked in surprise, "Why? Brother Zi Xing also thinks that we have the level to be the prime minister of a great merchant?"

Azusa's face is ugly

The red girl couldn't help but put her hand on her forehead, how could she have such a "stupid" younger sister?

The red girl pointed out somewhat cryptically: "Even if you become a prime minister, you must not be complacent. You must know whether you can continue to be a prime minister, which is the purpose of the above sentence. future……"

Seeing the surprised look of the purple girl, the red girl couldn't help being a good teacher and told her the real history she had collected—it can be seen that the red girl was very enthusiastic about becoming the prime minister of the big business country. There are many anecdotes about the prime ministers of the past dynasties

It was Chang'an City in the 8s of the 70th century. At the time of five drums, the cold air filled the streets, and the car of Liu Yan, the prime minister of the Tang Dynasty, took to the street. It is not easy to be the central, central, and cadre of the Tang Dynasty. I have to go to the court to be on duty.

The prime minister's nose is sharper than a dog's, and he smelled the scent of "hu biscuits"... As a result, the dignified cabinet minister was sucked by the humus biscuits on the street, and his saliva fell three thousand feet. In the previous Tang Dynasty, officials were different from ordinary people. It was impossible to pack and buy Cantonese delicacies in person like President Obama. So Mr. Liu ordered the life secretary to buy a few cakes that had just come out of the oven... …

Immediately afterwards, Liu Yan wrapped it with his sleeves, gnawed at the sea and stuffed it up, regardless of the dignity of the country, leaders, and people. After eating in the court room, he still ate non-stop. Prime Minister Liu waited together with his mouth full of cake crumbs. Colleagues in the court said: "Beauty is beyond words, beauty is beyond words"

This anecdote comes from a conversation record "Liu Binke Jiahualu" written by Wei Xuan in the Tang Dynasty. The news comes from the famous poet Liu Yuxin. The author Wei Xuan is from Chang'an, and Liu Yuxi is also a person with status, so it should be credible

In the end, how delicious is this mustard cake, so that the dignified prime minister doesn't care about his face?It is to use one catty of mutton, and spread it layer by layer among the reconciled wheat flour. The giant mac cakes are then baked in the stove. When they are half-baked, they are taken out to eat. The aromas of wheat, mutton, butter, pepper and fermented soybeans are so strong that even a generation of prime ministers will be attracted by them. can't stand

Liu Yan's leader ate roadside snacks, and he lost his composure. From the perspective of later generations, it was a big deal, but at that time, Mr. Liu's political future was limited to these few nonsense.

At any rate, he was a prominent figure at the time, and the "non-advanced deeds" of the court officials buying "snacks" on the street spread. The meaning of Liu Yan’s book was played in front of him: Liu Yan, as a respectable cadre of the Datang government, actually ignored his status and went to the side of the road to mix with the masses to eat junk food and waste oil. Is he worthy of the treatment given to you by the country?

Wu Zetian also felt quite ashamed and immediately ordered: "You are not allowed to enter the third rank after being relegated to listening."

In the Tang Dynasty, the prime minister was only the third rank. After Liu Yan was demoted, he completely lost the chance to return to the top executive management.

How could there be such an unlucky prime minister?

The other girls with spirit spirits looked awe-inspiring when they heard this, and they all verbally called the elder sister "teachable"

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Zi Xing didn't understand how much the girls valued the position of "Great Shang Prime Minister". Seeing them put aside his "obsession with ancient history", she mistakenly thought that they did it on purpose so that he would not let him pursue their "abandoning Longji" again. Son

Zi Xing felt displeased, and was about to say something

At this moment, a figure descended from the upper floor of the Hell Tower

Zi Xing was a little surprised, but when he looked up, he found that it was a "stinky fungus" and then he remembered that the "stinky fungus" had been trapped in the "Hell Tower" earlier than him

I don't know if it's because I've been trapped for too long, and my energy has been lost?Or there is nothing urgent to go out. At this moment, "Stinky Fungus" looks so calm that it is difficult to guess what her real thoughts are?

Qiling girls also saw "stinky fungus"

"Wow, so you've been staying here all this time?" The purple girl pointed at the stinky fungus in amazement and yelled, "You've been staying in this hell tower for n months. According to your temperament, don't you feel bored? ?”

"How can it be boring?" Stinky fungus looked calm and calm "willing to be lonely": "Here, I was fortunate to read a large number of rare and precious books, and suddenly felt that my vision was much broader..."

Rare books?Hey, when did the Tower of Hell become a culturally rich place?Like a "literary salon" or something?

The Qi Ling girls thought hard for a long time before they realized that the "precious books" in the hell tower were all brought back by them from "another time and space"

Are you surprised that "stinky fungus" can even understand those books?But I heard "Stinky Fungus" say with great emotion: "Not to mention the profound connotation in the book, but the many poetic language in it, it is lingering in the mouth and has endless aftertaste..."

"Stinky fungus" had an "intoxicated" expression that made the girls despise, and said softly: "'If you are well, it will be sunny'... Can this sentence be used to describe Mr. Zixin? Friendship to Longji?"

Oh, the girls of Qi Ling suddenly realized: it turns out that this "stinky fungus" actually appreciates the hypocritical + pretentious sentences that have been flooded in "another time and space"...is that the level?I bother

So the red girl said honestly and bluntly: "'If you are well, it will be sunny', what's the big deal? If you are well, it will be sunny, if you are not well, the whole family will die of heat."

"Stinky fungus" seems to have been influenced by the "poetry" in the book, and "Danfengfengqing" is like a fairy who is out of the world, not at all anxious to the girls: "Maybe you are too young and not good enough. I can't appreciate the remote artistic conception..." He continued to say intoxicatedly: "xx has amazed the time, xx has softened the years..."

The girls are most unconvinced that they are ridiculed as "years" + not good enough, and they suddenly become angry with each other

The black girl intentionally "disgusted" the other party, and said, "xx has amazed the time, xx has softened the years... Not surprisingly, Gao Fushuai also blackened your fungus and purple your grapes."

"There is another sentence: I have tattoos, smoke, drink, and swear, but I know I am a good girl, do you see if it looks like a true portrayal of you?"

The red girl murmured in her heart: "Then what is a bad girl?" But she said: "If you like that sentence, keep it for yourself."

"Those who understand me don't need to explain to those who don't understand me, why bother to explain?" Stinky Wood said: "xx, we all have to say that our best friend is bigger than the sky; whoever breaks my best friend's wings, I will destroy his entire heaven... ..."

Orange girl solemnly pointed out: "Real girlfriends are not for show"

"The diary that makes hundreds of millions of people cry when they read it in the space... It's agreed that you can only watch it and not cry..." Stinky fungus said again, it seems that "poisoning" is very deep

Huang. The girl's face was full of disdain: "Just reading the title makes me want to cry. Is writing such a text an insult to our IQ? What else is there to say? You can only read it and not cry. It will be disgusting if you see it."

Stinky fungus: "I think about it because I care about it. If I don't care, I don't even think about it..."

Green girl: "I eat because I'm hungry. If I'm not hungry, I won't eat."

Stinky fungus: "Do you love me deeply? Are you really loving me? Are you tired of loving me? Is it right to love me? Are you afraid of loving me?"

Green girl: "Have you eaten enough? Is it really enough? Do you want some more? Are you not afraid to hold on? Do you feel like pulling?"

Stinky fungus: "We are like sugar, sweet to sad"

Young girl: "I'm kneeling, I can't complain about the relationship between Tang Nima's sadness and Tang? I licked you. Sang"

Stinky fungus: "Those who like me are good people, those who don't like me are all bad people, and those who hate me are not human"

Blue Girl: "May I ask if you are RMB? Oh no, you think you are the Constitution"

Stinky fungus: "I love myself, I have no rival in love"

Purple girl: "I often see this sentence and I've wiped your narcissism out of the realm. No one can match. In fact, the key point is the latter-the absence of a love rival means that you have no one to love, which fully reflects your sadness."

"The rain on Paris Street hurts my heart, it's more beautiful than America..."

Black girl: "Don't lose face to Tianchao, okay? Have you been to that place? Could it be the street downstairs from your house, called 'Bali Street'? Or some second-generation officials who went abroad with public funds The rich second generation are all with your IQ? It’s really sad.”

"Can Xunlei download happiness???"

Black girl: "Do you think it is possible???? Next island country. Watch ethical movies, kid"

"I like to look up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, so my tears won't flow so much..."

The black girl's very vulgar interface: "Does it mean that if you bend the jj at 45 degrees, you won't. Shoot?"

"The River of Sad Reverse Flow..."

The black girl said: "I want to say that your aunt is like a river against the current? I think back then, no matter how much sadness there was, I couldn't come here to say such a sentence-no matter how awesome Chopin is, he couldn't express the sadness of labor..."

White girl: "Let her go to the desert to be responsible for the sadness every day, and contribute to the governance of desertification by the heaven and the dynasty"

"An angel will love you for me..."

The white girl sneered: "Will you be my daughter? What is it? Will there be a bastard who will love you for me? So the answer is here..."

"I have an affair with loneliness..."

The black girl's thoughts are still as evil as before: "Why don't you have an affair with AIDS? I'm going to be lonely, don't you mean all sticks?"

"I wrote your name on the cigarette and sucked it into my lungs, and put you close to my heart..."

Black girl: "If I knew you had this kind of virtue and sex, I would shoot you directly on the wall, and save you from being decadent here."

"I know that being hurt is also a kind of luck..."

White girl: "Damn it, I still have a backache. Seeing this makes me feel sick."

"If you give me a period of glory, I will allow you to be full of flowers..."

Red girl: "This sentence is really disgusting, flashy you. Sister, do you know what it means? The world is full of flowers, can you eat them?"

"Fragility is disguised by strength, but strength is disintegrated by tears..."

Orange Girl: "These damned bean curd projects..."

"Actually, narcissistic people are very smart, because they will never get hurt if they fall in love with themselves..."

Huang. Girl: "In fact, people who don't eat are very smart, because it's too troublesome to pull out after eating"

"In this era where saying 'I love you' is as casual as 'Cao Ni Ma', you shouldn't live so seriously..."

Green girl: "Then you say Cao Ni Ma to your lover every day, and say I love you to the person you hate, try?"

"He smiles heartlessly every day, with a hint of sadness in his smile, but no one understands..."

Young girl: "Darling, do you still remember the careless Sister Rong with balls in her smile by the Daming Lake?"

"For a lifetime of begonias, let me be prosperous for a lifetime..."

Blue girl: "The ancient style was also destroyed by the trend of following the trend. I said that I learned Chinese for nothing. Can someone explain to me what this means?"

"I'm a lunatic, a crazy little fool. I'm happy on the surface just to cover up the pain in my heart..."

Purple girl: "The mental hospital welcomes you to go out, please turn right"

"I deeply believe that there will be a person who will wake me up in the morning and wish me good night when I am done working and tell me the weather changes every day, remind me to add or remove clothes, always support my thoughts, and always support my bad. Temperament is always tolerant No matter what others say, he always maintains trust in me He will take me to different places for a walk when he is free

White girl: "I got dizzy..."

"The cheapest person in the world is not the man you love betrays you, but the woman you trust the most with your man..."

Black girl: "The meanest person in the world is not the man you love betrays you, but the man you trust the most with your man"

"If you love, please love deeply……"

Black girl: "If you masturbate, please forcefully masturbate... But in order not to kill anyone, please don't try it"

"The road I choose, I have to walk it on my knees..."

Red girl: "If it's a white lady...hehe, it means there is no pressure if you move ten thousand miles"

"I am not dead, you are a concubine after all..."

Orange girl: "Is this a mentality of a god? How can a man who is robbed by a mistress feel superior?"

"Gently stir that cup of cappuccino..."

Huang. Girl: "Go to your cappuccino, you will know that a cappuccino has a strong taste of 'stir.shit.stick', do you have it???"

"It is said that every girl is an angel. She broke her wings and came to the world for a certain boy. The boy must treat this girl well, because she will never return to heaven..."

Black girl: "Your sisters are all. Fertilized. Fertilized. Eggs are loaded with angels. Are the biology teachers all priests in the church?"

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………………………………………………………………………………………………………(To be continued)

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