Rebirth of King Zhou

Zi Xing couldn't recover from the shock for a long time.

Not to brag, after entering this realm of comprehension, he has encountered many accidents.To describe it as "a little surprise every day, a moderate surprise every three days, and a big surprise every ten days", there is absolutely no suspicion of exaggeration.

In other words, after receiving such a large number of frights, as long as they are not frightened to death, cowards can also "exercise" to become extremely cowardly.Zixing Juju is naturally quite conceited and bold.

Then, the time Zi Xing spent in a daze in shock broke his personal record.

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After a long time, after finally finding her voice, Zi Xing still couldn't accept that "Shan Nvwa" would come up with such a bloody plan, and once again asked "Shan Nvwa" to prove how feasible this matter is? (That is, asking about the "success rate" geometry.)

"I regard this as the best solution, which has been carefully considered and weighed repeatedly."

For some reason, seeing Zi Xing's hesitation, "Shan Nv Wa"'s favorability value for him jumped greatly.Being able to maintain a respect for his fiancée, this kind of man is not so "se" that there is no cure.

"Shannuwa" sighed softly, and patiently explained.

It turns out that in the concept of "Shannuwa", there is no concept of "innovation", "outdated" or "dog blood".She only considers how to maximize the benefits, which is the most important basis for making decisions.

That trick is bloody, but it not only has great hope of solving Miss Jiang's tragic fate of becoming a "brain-disabled", it even has an extremely positive help in alleviating the crisis that Zi Xing is facing today, and has a far-reaching impact. ! ! !

What is Zixing's biggest crisis now?There is no doubt that most of his soul and body may be blown to pieces at any time because they cannot bear the energy of the "six small catastrophes"! ! !But according to the evaluation of "Shannuwa".If he can achieve a real "union" with Miss Jiang, his predicament can be greatly alleviated.

The truth is not complicated.

The energy of the "Bright Stone" currently entrenched in Ms. Jiang's "Sea of ​​Consciousness".Basically it belongs to the soul energy - being able to apply a powerful "curse" or eliminate the "curse" is what soul energy is best at.

The energy of the "Six Little Heavens" swallowed by Zi Xingzun belongs to "non-soul energy".

When Zi Xing and Miss Jiang are completely combined from "soul" to "flesh and body", Zi Xing can integrate the chaotic soul energy for her, and she can in turn integrate the violent "six little days" for Zi Xing. Calamity energy" - exactly what is called "communicating what is needed and achieving a win-win situation".

As for the extent to which the problem can be solved in the end?It depends on how high the degree of "water and water blending" is.

The better the "soul and energy" of Zi Xing and Miss Jiang are integrated, the greater the crisis they encounter can be resolved...

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After learning about the "hard work" of "Shan Nvwa", Zi Xing does not reject a real union with Ms. Jiang.

(This is a bit pretentious, the fact is that this guy has never been against "circling" with the beautiful girl he likes. It's just that he has to properly settle his "conscience" first... so it seems a bit muddy and not straightforward .)

Well, he's fine on this end.Next, we only need to consider what Miss Jiang means.

The problem is back to the original point.

I know what brother Zixing is having a headache.Qiling girls are more active in making suggestions for him.

Heresy ideas, girls quickly have. (The key depends on whether brother Zi Xing has the courage to accept the words of the girls.)

"Brother Zixing, you have known Sister Jiang for a long time, and you should have a general understanding of her life habits. I want to confirm one thing first: Does Sister Jiang have the habit of sleeping naked?" Huang, the girl was serious. question.

Faced with such a question that flashed like a horse and horse in the sky, Zi Xing was stunned for a while.Only then could he laugh twice: "How would I know that?"

"Brother Zi Xing, you didn't grasp such important information?" The orange girl said with deep dissatisfaction: "Isn't this making it impossible for us to use many of our awesome strategies?"

Zi Xing was confused: "Do you have any good ideas to sleep with her naked or not? Is there a necessary connection?"

"Why not? A girlfriend has the habit of sleeping naked. You can get on the horse and have a 'physical' union with Sister Jiang. On the contrary, you have to adopt a back-and-forth strategy and first perform a 'soul fusion' with her... ..."

The black girl talked eloquently.I still don’t forget to quote the classics to prove my point of view: “Don’t doubt. As far as I know, there is an American woman who is used to sleeping naked. She once issued an ultimatum to her boyfriend: I am very uncomfortable with you sleeping in my nightgown Beside! Either the two of you are naked together, or the two of you are sleeping separately!!!”

Zixing was stunned.What are you talking about?

"Shannuwa" couldn't accept such a modern thing.Cheating and asking: "My God, there is such a shameless woman in the world?"

"It's guaranteed to be true." The black girl replied to her with certainty: "After receiving the 'ultimatum', the American woman's boyfriend is still very difficult + distressed: help me! Every night, I hold a hot focus in my arms." Here, I’m really exhausted! A day or two is fine, but if things go on like this, I really can’t bear it! ——The man yelled that he deserved a beating."

"That 'shameless American woman' turned around to do ideological work for her boyfriend. She posted top ten nude and sleeping ideas, trying to convince her boyfriend." The red girl relayed: "One, when Adam and Eve just came to the world, they were One thing about not wearing clothes. Two, when lovers come together, they should face each other frankly and have mutual understanding..."

The orange girl then relayed: "Third, I'm naked and you're not naked, you hug my body and I hug your clothes, don't I suffer? Fourth, you hug my body that doesn't. When you are young, you will think of your mother when you were a child, and you will know how to cherish women and will not abandon me..."

The green girl went on to relay: "[-]. I smell your naked body every night, so that I can find out whether you don't take a shower at the first time? Is there any other woman's perfume smell? [-]. When you wake up in the middle of the night , Touching your strong muscles, I will have enough confidence to resist the claws of my boss during the day..."

The young girl went on to relay: "Seventh, instead of letting those bus men wipe the oil through their clothes every day, it's better to go home and let my husband really take advantage of it. Eighth, if one day you hug my jade body and lose it Yu. Hope. I knew it was time to put a pill in your coffee the next day (tsk tsk, this foreign girl really knows how to recycle waste...)..."

The purple girl went on to relay: "Nine, if one day I hug you naked and lose interest. I know it's time to get ready to break up..." , really scary.)

The black girl finally relayed: "Ten, I want you to never forget me after you break up. Let those women who are not used to sleeping naked scold you for being a pervert and break up with you, and make you not interested in those women in pajamas." ..."

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Zixing and "Shannuwa" fainted together, and then petrified together.

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After a while, "Shan Nvwa" shook her head and gave a wry smile: "I have been in contact with Miss Jiang for a long time since I met her. According to my opinion, she doesn't have the habit of sleeping naked—it seems that your 'ghost' ’ There’s no use for it.”

"Otherwise." Where are the Qiling girls who give up so easily?

Orange girl's little head was spinning very fast, and she said again: "There is no way to open the gap from Sister Jiang's side, the only way to start is from Brother Zi Xing and you..."

Zi Xing asked a little "terrified", "What do you want to do?"

"We advocate. Brother Zi Xing, you should be more proactive!!!" The black girl told him: "Brother Zi Xing. Do you know: Why is the ninety-year-old lady naked. Dead on the street? Why are hundreds of donkeys screaming in the middle of the night? ? Why is the safety set in the canteen so frequently hacked? Why is the 'Xiao Nei. Nei' in the girls' dormitory frequently stolen?"

White girl: "Who is responsible for the serial QJ sow case? The old nun's door is knocked on every night. Is it a human or a ghost? What is hidden behind the accidental death of hundreds of little bitches and dogs?"

Purple girl: "Behind all this, is the distortion of human nature or the loss of morality? Is it the explosion of desire or the helplessness of hunger and thirst?"

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Zi Xing was like a thunderbolt, screaming strangely: "No? Are you trying to shape me into a super picker, flower, and thief? And I'm still the type of 'whatever the hungry can eat'. Eat all the old and young, kill all the common people, people and animals It doesn't matter... the universe is prehistoric and the six paths of reincarnation are super invincible and big change. Oh my god, it's really scary!!! Please, please treat me like a normal person and help me out, okay?"

After hearing brother Zi Xing's solemn protest, the girls realized that they had gone too far in their covetousness, but they couldn't hold back.

The orange girl hurriedly made amends: "Brother Zi Xing, what we are talking about is not you. It is a deep analysis of the inner world of 'Reincarnation', a super pervert..."

Girls have always been on the wrong track with "Reincarnation", so they might as well step on it now.

Huang. Girl added: "The reason why we know that the inner world of 'Samsara' is so unbearable is because we interviewed it face-to-face, and afterward analyzed it based on the interview records. It is absolutely authoritative and fair."

(The guy from "Samsara" tricked them and Brother Zixing into the "Human Realm" to act as a "coolie" to eliminate the cursed diamond. His heart is to blame--making rumors about it. The girls have no burden in their hearts!!!)

Green girl: "At that time, I was the first to ask Samsara: 'There must be some unforgettable experiences in this life? Can you tell us about them?' After hearing this, Samsara was stunned, lit a cigarette and took a deep breath, and then said meaningfully. He replied: "That year, the dog on the 2nd floor was lost... 2nd floor and I searched for the night on the mountain, and finally found the dog. Because it rained too much, we spent the night in a cave. That night It was so boring, we circled the dog on the second floor, it was cool!'”

"I was the second to ask it." Young girl: "At that time, I asked with an embarrassed face: 'Is there nothing more memorable?' Samsara smiled: "One winter, the so-and-so on the third floor lost , I went up the mountain with the 3nd floor to look for it, and found it quickly. But when we went down the mountain, we deliberately went around until it was dark, so we spent another night in a cave. The 2nd floor and I tacitly agreed, and the 2rd floor was circled Forked. Really cool!'”

"I was the last one to ask it." Black girl: "At that time I forced a smile to ease the atmosphere. Then I asked: 'There is no most memorable thing, and it's not ooxx animals, or circles of people After hearing this, Samsara tremblingly crushed the cigarette butt in the ashtray a few times, the corners of his mouth twitched non-stop. After a long time, he finally regained his composure - Samsara fell into the endless sad memories: "Yes, One year, I was lost, and everyone in the building went up the mountain to look for me...'"

After the "meaningful" finale, all the Qiling girls enjoyed themselves for a while.

finally.The lessons learned by the girls are: brother Zi Xing only needs one percent of the "shameless" in "reincarnation".Guaranteed "Pu.mei.niu protects the fungus..." everything works, and everything is beneficial!

I want Sister Jiang to "merge" with him wholeheartedly and without regrets, it's just a small KS.

This time, Zi Xing and "Shan Nv Wa" were thundered for a longer time...

Zi Xing really doesn't know what the "lower limit" of these girls is! ! !

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Zi Xing and "Shan Nv Wa" were so terribly thundered that they were unable to reunite in a short period of time.Express dissatisfaction with the girls' remarks.

Instead, another guy who showed up later criticized the girl first.

That guy is "Reincarnation".

It flattered "Shannuwa", and recently followed it like a "loyal dog" not far away.

Samsara's hearing ability is very good, but he heard all the girls' slanderous and shitty words about it, and immediately became furious.

Without being summoned by "Shannuwa", it couldn't help jumping out, angrily accusing the girls: "You lied! You lied! You are all 'nervous. sick'!!!"

The girls were not embarrassed when they saw the person involved in "Reincarnation" appear.I am not annoyed when I am called "crazy".

The girls spoke in unison.He said leisurely: "... setting up a stall is called destroying the appearance of the city; smashing the stall is called rectifying the appearance of the city; ;If you don’t run, it’s called obstructing official business; if you resist, it’s called resistance; if you resist, it’s called violence. Defense is called intentional killing of people; you are guilty of injustice, it is called social instability, and you are telling the truth, it is called neurosis...!"

In the end, the girls continued to emphasize that their conclusions could stand the test of history: "If Brother Zi Xing was really as shameless as you, he would have become a real couple with Sister Jiang long ago!!!"

"Reincarnation" is not a "good stubble", and he retorted: "If your elder brother Zi Xing had one percent of your nerves, he would have been driven crazy by you if he took you group of 'nerves and diseases' as concubines." !!!”

Immediately, I felt that in the face of the "rumour-mongers", if I did not "reciprocate courtesy", I also showed weakness.

"Reincarnation" then "returned the person's body in the same way" and joined the team of "rumour-mongering".

In the description of "Reincarnation", the Qiling girls hide a big secret.They planned to wait until the [-]th anniversary of marrying their elder brother Zi Xing before revealing the secret.

The secret is that the Qiling girls turned out to be boys...

In order to prove that this kind of "concealing gender" marriage is not just nonsense, there have been similar cases in history, and "Samsara" cited a report from the "Daily Telegraph"——

After living with his wife for 19 years, a Belgian man suddenly discovered that his other half turned out to be a man.Feeling cheated, he decided to file for divorce.

The 64-year-old man identified himself as Yang, and his wife, Monica, 48, was born in Indonesia. The two married in 1993.Monica is not Yang's first wife. Her previous identity was a family nanny hired by Yang and his ex-wife.

For nearly 20 years, the couple lived a normal family life.Young said that he and Monica had already decided not to have children because he had two children with his ex-wife and Monica treated them like "big sisters".She also used sanitary napkins to conceal her "gender.truth" from Jan.

The marriage of the two began to change after Monica found a full-time job not long ago.Monica started wearing flamboyant clothes, even miniskirts and small tops, sometimes completely exposing her belly.Not to mention, she was bumped into by her eldest son in a nightclub, and rumors began to spread after that.A friend of Jan's told him that Monica was actually a transsexual; Jan's son had heard similar rumors.

Later, Yang discovered "ambiguous messages" sent to her by other men in Monica's computer, and the two had a fierce quarrel."I pushed her against the wall and said, 'I already know the truth, are you really a man?'" Young recalled. Afterwards, Monica admitted that she was born a man, had surgery and is now a woman.Young felt like his whole body was broken...the two eventually got into a fight, and the police intervened.

Jan feels insulted by Monica's transgender status.Jan had always found Monica an attractive woman, and had never thought that she had ever been a man. (This buddy's eyesight is too speechless).Yang recalled that he went through all kinds of hardships before bringing Monica to Belgium. When going through the marriage procedures, the Belgian court expressed serious doubts about the authenticity of Monica's date of birth and other identity information.It was Yang who covered it up for her, and finally gave her approval...

Young's lawyer, Liliana Verzajo, said: "Monica deliberately cheated for so many years, even cheating money.Presumably she also obtained a residence permit by falsifying documents.

The children who lived with her over the years were also shocked.

Young has now started legal proceedings to apply for an annulment of the marriage...

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Zi Xing and "Shannuwa" couldn't bear to watch the alternative war between "Reincarnation" and the Qiling girls.

But they were too lazy to interfere.

These guys all have weird thinking that they can't understand, and it's hard to understand... (to be continued...)