Rebirth of King Zhou

Zi Xing and Wen Qiang's "soul union" lasted for more than a quarter of an hour.

Safe and sound.

The heart that Zi Xing had been hanging on for a long time gradually settled down.

However, just as he secretly breathed a sigh of relief, Miss Jiang, whose expression had always been peaceful and calm, suddenly changed drastically.

In the next second, she felt so much pain that a lot of cold sweat broke out on her forehead.He gritted his teeth and endured it for just a few tens of seconds, but finally he couldn't bear the sudden great pain and moaned.Her expression also became distorted.

Zi Xing's heart sank suddenly.

The hurdle of "difficult childbirth" that he was most worried about still appeared.

It is necessary to further understand the specific situation in order to "prescribe the right medicine".

Zi Xing frowned, and asked "Frame" with a serious face, how did Miss Jiang's "soul body" dystocia cause it?

Oh, it's like this: Zi Xing and Miss Wen Qiang's "soul baby" was born in the human world.According to past experience, the first three hours of the birth of a 'soul baby' are its most vulnerable period.During this period, if the 'soul baby' is attacked, the mother soul that conceived it will suffer great pain-this is the so-called risk of 'mother soul' dystocia...

Zi Xing muttered to himself: "It's really weird. I am temporarily fused with Miss Jiang's soul. Why is it that only her 'soul body' bears the pain from the soul baby?"

This is not so clear.It is also possible that this is the fate of the 'mother soul'.Although the birth of a soul baby does not need to be delivered from the mother's body like the birth of a physical baby, the mother soul still has to bear the pain of giving birth.This world of comprehension is still a world that pays attention to 'balance'...

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Knowing the source of the pain that Miss Jiang was suffering at the moment, Zi Xing couldn't help being secretly a little annoyed.

He knew that "Shannuwa" is now sitting in the "Human World", so.The birth of a soul baby will definitely alarm this guy.

But the soul baby was attacked, and the pain continued.This proves that "Shannuwa" has been "on the sidelines", not doing anything.

"What the hell is this woman doing? When she begged us for help, she tried to please her in every possible way; now that Baby Soul is in trouble, she has no intention of helping her at all? Where is her conscience?!" .

"Frame" gave him advice——

Zi Xing, you have to quickly dispatch capable confidantes to protect the soul baby.In fact, it only needs to be guarded for three hours, and the soul baby has passed the most vulnerable period, so there is no need to worry.It will quickly grow into a powerful force that can help you...

Even putting aside the purpose of utilitarianism, Zi Xing can't just sit back and watch Miss Jiang "suffer alive" here.

Think about it.Or take what you know.Haosheng told the Qiling girls.

Then, Zi Xing solemnly asked them to return to the human world through the "horcrux suit" to help the soul baby through the most difficult six hours.

The girls have a big picture and understand the priorities of things.

They didn't find all kinds of excuses to decline Brother Zixing's request like last time.He took up this task very simply.

Before returning to the human world, the girls did not forget to boast to their elder brother Zi Xing: We are not as ruthless as the "good sister".Brother Zi Xing, you have to remember who is willing to help you sincerely...

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The girls with spirit spirits suddenly appeared in the human world, fully displaying their ability to "hide and disappear". (The "Reincarnation" who didn't know their close connection with the "Horcrux Suit" was really taken aback by their play.)

As soon as the girls appeared, the first thing they saw was a scene that made them "filled with righteous indignation".

"Soul Baby No. 1" is like an ordinary warrior, and the "cursed diamonds" attacking it are like fatal bullets, torturing "Soul Baby No. 1" one after another.

But the "Shan Nvwa", who is fully capable of rescuing the soul baby, just watched with cold eyes, showing no intention of intervening.

Girls don't know. "Shannuwa" treats the soul baby completely with a "boil the eagle" attitude.

They were all extremely angry—of course they didn’t dare to vent their anger to Shannuwa—they could only rush to the side of "Soul Baby No. 1" in a gust of wind, and chose to "fight side by side" with it, facing the densely packed "cursed diamonds" in the sky. Return it with contempt.

To be honest, the girls really didn't take the attack power of the "Cursed Diamond" seriously.

From their point of view, the attack of the "Cursed Diamond" is really "weak."

Replace it with other cultivators.Perhaps he would also be deeply afraid of the curse ability of the "Cursed Diamond".But the girls with spirits are not "living beings" at all, and the "Diamond of the Curse" can only work on "living beings". In other words, the girls with spirits are a group of "curse immune bodies".

Cursing, they are not afraid; direct attack, the strength is too weak - to be honest, the girls really don't know what point to be afraid of the "cursed diamond"?

Ever since, the faces of all the girls showed the proud attitude of "ultimate master".

The red girl carelessly pointed at the "Cursed Diamond" in the sky, and angrily scolded: "Bold! How dare you attack friends who are 'covered' by our sisters, you are really impatient!!!"

It's a pity that the "Cursed Diamond" is no more intelligent than the "Cursed Diamond Emperor", and no one can understand the girls' "threat words"!

They can only sense the threat from "Soul Baby No. 1" now, so they need to get rid of it quickly.

"Diamond of the Curse" does not "bird" them at all, and still goes its own way, launching wave after wave of intensive attacks on "Soul Baby No. 1" - in the eyes of the girls, this is the scariest test of their authority. Naked. Naked contempt and challenge! ! !

The girls are getting more and more annoyed.

The purple girl said angrily: "Sisters and sisters, we don't have to be polite to such stubborn guys. We might as well use them as raw materials and make them all into 'cut cakes' - as long as you don't make a fuss about eating them, they will suffer." Curse'. I estimate that sales in the comprehension world should not be a problem."

The orange girl curled her lips and said, "Sister Zi. You are so honest: even if a cultivator knows that 'Cut Cake' is made of 'Cursed Diamond' raw materials, it will not worry about the impact on sales. Think about it, you can buy it back and serve as a gift." Who would let go of a harmful poison that is more terrifying than 'Smiling Half-Step Epilepsy'? Which cultivator doesn't have many enemies? Sales will only get better..."

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"Shannuwa" was a little confused, wondering what the secret of "cut cake" is?

She asked "Reincarnation" in a low voice.

In the impression of "Shannuwa": Samsara knows more or less some heresy knowledge, and he seems quite knowledgeable.

Well, this time she was asking the right person.

"Cutting Cake", in another time and space, is an old scam that has been popular for no less than ten years. md.When I bought it, I said five yuan.He wants you to pay fifty dollars after weighing, otherwise a group of Xinjiang people will surround you and kill you! (Anyone who has been hurt once by cutting cakes knows that: one knife cut down hundreds of dollars, and at that time the heart of death was already there.)

Recently, because of the "sky-high price cut cake" incident, it became popular again.

A newsletter of Jing. News posted on Weibo.Pushed "cut cake" to the forefront: "When a villager Ling bought Xinjiang walnut kernel candy, he had a misunderstanding due to poor language communication (however, Xinjiang people deliberately want to kill customers, so it is impossible not to misunderstand. However, cut This time the cake party also met a ruthless person!!!), the two sides quarreled, resulting in a physical conflict and a group.group.beating.beating. Incident. The incident caused two people from Xinjiang to be slightly injured and damaged about 16 "walnut candies" .Including damaged motorcycles and compensation for the injured, the total is 20. At present, the local police have criminally detained Ling, and [-] Xinjiang people have been compensated for their property and sent back to Xinjiang."

After the Weibo was released, it caused heated discussions among netizens.The 16 walnut kernel candies mentioned in Weibo are the legendary "cut cake".

Subsequently, New Weekly released a picture of cutting cakes and called it "hard currency".A friend wrote a doggerel: 16 cakes.Surrounded by diamonds.Xiao Ling was deceived, Jing Fang settled the case.Misunderstandings occur due to language barriers, poor communication and chaotic thinking.While carrying money back home, he was detained and watched in the classroom.The onlookers were dumbfounded, who is good and who is guilty? They also posted Weibo to ask for credit. It is so difficult to point Bilian?

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"Soul Baby No. 1" had been born for more than an hour at this time, and at the same time, it was violently killed by the "Cursed Diamond" for an hour.

The soul baby's spiritual intelligence has just awakened, and the unannounced war against the "cursed diamond" is extremely fierce.

It doesn't understand the amazing value represented by "Cut Cake", and doesn't know whether changing "Cursed Diamond" into "Cut Cake" is not cheap for these hateful guys?

So, it asked the Qi Ling girls in a naive voice: "Sister, what is a sliced ​​cake?"

The red girl's small face was tense, and she said with a serious face: "Why cut cakes? There are many Northwest Weimans who sell cut cakes. The wealth is incomparable to the enemy's country, and its business is huge profits. One knife is three catties." What's more, "One knife is star. Go to bed, two knife is Shanghai. Buy a house, three knife is Rambo, four knife is Gates. Admit mother, five knife is a stock god to change career, six knife is treasure The island surrendered, the bank was bought out with seven swords, the island nation perished with eight swords, the Asian hegemony was ruled by nine swords, and the world became king with ten swords.” Therefore, when people in Europe and the United States encounter luxury things that they cannot afford, most of them exclaim : 'Oh, cakes!'..."

"That's right, 'Qie cake' is a sky-high price, and it is an important criterion for testing 'Gao Fu Shuai'. Do you eat Qie cake? A symbol of the second generation of rich! Qie cake is forever, and a catty will last forever. If you love her, give her two Let’s get some cakes. In the future, if a man wants to chase a girl, he can give them a cake, and those who can afford to give them are all tall, rich and handsome.”

Orange girl added: "The real 'cake rich and handsome' has the following types: 1. The richest boss - year-end bonus, each employee has a plate of sliced ​​cakes! 2. A Rolls-Royce collided with a sliced ​​cake car , Rolls-Royce escaped. I can’t afford it, I can’t run away. 3. The old lady escaped after the car hit the cake. 4. The three most dense substances in the world: black holes, neutron stars, and cakes 5. The President of the United States, Austenitic, announced that the national debt of more than one trillion yuan will be returned to the Heavenly Dynasty in the form of two hundred catties of cut cakes..."

Huang. Girl: "At the intersection, a Volkswagen and a BMW 7 Series were waiting for a red light, and a Jetta on the opposite side rushed straight up like crazy. It seemed that it was about to hit the 7 Series, and turned to hit the Volkswagen, so I yelled "Wow! Slot! Phaeton!" He slammed the steering wheel and knocked over a small scooter next to him. The owner of the Jetta immediately got out of the car and smiled: "I can't afford it, so I had to hit the scooter, old man, haha..." Looking down, I saw the scattered A lot of walnuts and sliced ​​cakes. Next. This Jetta owner will cry miserably..."

Green Girl: "On December 12rd, Master Mo brought 3 million Nobel Prize in Literature. After looking at real estate in the capital all morning, he finally chose a 750-square-meter house on the edge of the third ring road. After signing the contract and paying the full amount , feeling a bit hungry, Master Mo bought a sliced ​​cake from a nearby stall—in the afternoon, he and the stall owner, Uncle Afan, went through the transfer procedures..."

Young girl: "Huge amount. Property. Source. Unidentified. Crime means that the property or expenditure of state. A house, a huge deposit, and sliced ​​cakes weighing more than half a catty."

Blue girl: "Liu Bei separatized Jingzhou and refused to pay back. Sun Quan repeatedly sent people to ask for debts. Liu Bei never tired of trouble, and called Zhuge Liang: 'Kong Ming, give him half of the cake!' It is said that Sun Quan even sent Sun Shangxiang as a gift afterwards."

Purple girl: "Gates, Jobs and a cake seller came to the gate of heaven together. The snobby doorman said: only the richest person can enter. Gates said he was the richest man. Jobs said he had apples, and later The person said: I have sliced ​​cakes. As soon as he finished speaking, the two in front immediately turned around and rushed to hell."

Black girl: "The Sino-Japanese War was defeated, and Li Hong went to Japan for peace talks. The little devil wanted the Qing government to compensate 2 catties of cut cakes. He couldn't afford it, so he changed the compensation to 2 million taels of silver. As the saying goes: ten thousand taels of gold , no match for a lump of cake!"

White girl: "It's snowing heavily today, and Daute is slippery. Suddenly, a donkey full of sliced ​​cakes sprang up on the road, and it was too late for someone to brake. Fortunately, someone handled it calmly and went against the road in time. It hit Rolls who was coming from the opposite side. Les..."

Red girl: "The female Taoist friend asked: 'Do you love me?' The male Taoist friend replied: 'Of course!' The female Taoist friend asked: 'Then you sell the Dongfu and buy me a piece of cake to eat~' The male Taoist friend is in this life Don't dare to talk about the word 'love' again..."

Orange girl: "What is the most expensive food in the world? Russian black caviar? Island bluefin tuna sashimi? Alaska snow crab? French matsutake? Wrong, the answer is: walnut candy! Cut cakes for a suite. Cut cakes for a catty, buy a house in the inner ring of the capital!!! Speculating in real estate and gold is not as good as frying cakes! Cut cakes with three knives and you will go bankrupt, do you believe it?"

Huang. Girl: "In 2012, China announced that it would stop producing cakes. All countries competed for cake cakes, which triggered a world war for cakes. By 2012.12.22, human beings were extinct in the war - this is the truth of the end of the world !!!”

Green Girl: "Dinosaurs are a class of animals that lived about 2 million to 3500 million years ago and can walk upright with their hind limbs supporting their bodies. They have dominated the global terrestrial ecosystem for more than 6500 million years. 1 million years ago in the Cenozoic Tertiary Paleocene, a palm-sized cake hit the earth, triggering global earthquakes and volcanic eruptions, and dinosaurs became extinct."

Young girl: "The international currency system will establish a Qibing system in the next few years, that is, the RMB. The currency is directly linked to the Qibing, and the currencies of other countries are linked to the RMB. Qibing is naturally not a currency, but currency is naturally a Qibing. Both the hardness and price of cut cakes are far higher than gold. Now when looking at a country’s financial resources, it is not the gold reserves, but the cut cake reserves.”

Blue girl: "It is said that a palm-sized sliced ​​cake can buy the entire Galaxy Soho, which is too much for Hang Si. In the future, anyone who wants to give gifts to officials will be given sliced ​​cakes."

Purple girl: "If a young man on a tricycle pulls a car full of cakes to propose to you, you should agree. Rolls-Royce Cadillac is weak. Don't you hear: I would rather sit on the cake cutting car and cry, I don’t want to sit in a BMW and laugh.”

Black girl: "Maybe you are a rich man, but you will never be a high society person, you can only be a nouveau riche. You will never understand what a high society is! If you must say that you are a high society, then I Let me ask you: Can you afford to eat cakes?"

White girl: "The people from Xinjiang made a bet with the people from Yu. The people from Xinjiang said: I put 500 million yuan on the main road, but no one will take a penny. Do you believe it? The people from Yu said: Don't believe it. If no one takes it, I lose you 1000 million. Xinjiang people silently rolled out a cart of cut cakes. Yu people were taken aback, and then took out a 1000 million Ming coin." <. "Those who have cut cakes can succeed; the depth of Taohuatan is a thousand feet, not as good as Wang Lun's gift of cut cakes." "

Orange Girl: "What can you do in 3 minutes, you can cut a piece of cake...cut cake will last forever, and one piece will be passed down forever..."

Huang. Girl: "Taobao store owner's credit rating can be changed. Peach heart→diamond→crown→cut cake."

Green girl: "'You will marry a heroic and extraordinary white man,' the witch looked at the crystal ball and predicted the future of a beautiful woman: 'He is a wealthy businessman from the West, with billions of net worth, black and white can take both, The authorities dare not touch him, and you will start a love-hate entanglement, and you will have millions of dollars in your hands every day..." She was so happy that she was so happy at night, she bought a sliced ​​cake on the side of the road to eat— —Later, because she couldn’t pay, she was forced to marry a Xinjiang cake seller and made dozens of pieces of cake every day…”

“12月20号和谁一起过？玛雅说：2012年12月21ri的黑夜降临以后，12月22ri的黎明不会到来！！！”

Black girl: "I have lived for 21 years, and I have encountered a drought once in 50 years, a snowstorm once in 60 years, a flood once in 100 years, a mudslide once in 300 years, an earthquake once in 500 years, The 600-year tsunami, the 100-year meteor shower, the century Singles’ Day, the millennium eclipse... Another end of the world is ushered in, and he is finally alive. In the end, God took pity on him and used magic to make the legendary " Noah's Ark' appeared in front of him. But because the cost of riding this boat was as high as [-] yuan, he could only choose to stay on the earth home and wait for the doomsday to come..."

White girl: "..."

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