Rebirth of King Zhou

The "Number One Fierce Beast" became stubborn, and no one could persuade it to change course. 【Leaf*Zi】【Yu*Yu】

Grandpa Zhu is too lazy to explain the truth to such a stubborn guy.As the saying goes, "the false is true when the true is false".

Grandpa Zhu was silent.

In the end, the Qiling girls agreed to go to the "Illusion of Buddha" to meet their sister Jiang.

This decision was not only to persuade Ms. Jiang to agree to the request of the "Number One Fierce Beast", but more importantly, the girls wanted to know the real situation face to face.Especially understanding Miss Jiang's true thoughts... This is very important.

It's not too late to make up your mind when the truth comes to light.

In addition, the girls have an unspoken idea: they have to find Sister Jiang for Brother Zixing.Miss Jiang has been allowed to play and disappear like this. As the "instigators", they have committed a lot of crimes.

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When the "No. [-] Fierce Beast" sent the girls to the "Illusion of Buddha" with supernatural powers, he pretended (from the girls' perspective) to encourage them: "Your task this time is very important. It's done, You may also become masters like me in the future..."

The girls don't appreciate it.

The orange girl opened her eyes wide and said, "What's good about you? Are you sharp?"

The black girl explained to the orange girl: "Well, sister, you don't know about it - this is the guy's own growth experience. Back then, it relied on this trick to 'inspire': it carried a small Mirror, when you can’t read the secrets of cultivation or don’t practice seriously, you can look at yourself in the mirror and say in your heart: You have grown up like this. If you don’t study hard, what can you do in the future?  … The move 'Inspirational' is very useful for it. No, this guy's strength is quite impressive now, and he can block Grandpa Zhu from absorbing the holy power of 'Heaven Realm'!!! Cough cough, it is so promising Already!!!"

The "Number One Fierce Beast" was so choked that he couldn't speak.

The comments from the girls are harsh no matter how they are heard.

It has a serious face, too lazy to talk to the girl.That's purely looking for abuse.

The girls are busy.In order to ensure smooth sailing, they also specially found a puppy from the sky, and squatted down.Ask it around: "Will my fortune in the coming year be very prosperous?" The dog shook its head, as if thinking about it, and opened its mouth to say: "Prosperous!" So the girls were very happy.

See such a scene. "The First Fierce Beast" was a bit dumbfounded.I thought maliciously in my heart: if the girls met a cat on the side of the road, they squatted down and asked it: "Will their fortune this year be very prosperous?" The cat will definitely answer: "Meow!!!"

No matter what, I still sent the girls away...

The world suddenly became quiet and peaceful.

Only it and Grandpa Zhu, two "old friends" in name, have actually reached the point of being "relatively silent", there is really nothing to say! ! !

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Reunited with Ms. Jiang who had been "missing" for a while, the girls felt that her image had changed dramatically.

咳咳，有无聊男总结过女人最性.感的十个瞬间，比如说1、隐约露出丝袜的蕾丝花边；2、在深邃的夜里点燃一根淡淡的香烟；3、双手有意无意交叉放在胸前；4、沐浴之后，头上湿漉漉的水滴涟涟；5、神情专注地凝视着你的双眼；6、娇柔地躺在心爱的男人枕边；7、丈夫回家之后。【叶*子】【悠*悠】做好一桌的饭；8、刚起床之后衣冠不.整，让人浮想联翩；9、穿着自己心爱男人的宽松衬衫；10、在爱人面前，狂野十足地把被子一掀。

These ten moments have nothing to do with Miss Jiang's image at the moment—how should I put it?In the past, although Ms. Jiang was very dignified, she was relatively insulated from sex.But it is also a youthful and beautiful image.

Why haven't I seen her for a while, but now she has become "full of fear" like a "Bodhisattva".If this momentum continues to develop, there is no guarantee that she will not become a strict and rigid nun.

The girls were staring blankly at Miss Jiang, shocked by the changes that had happened to her.

Some guilty thought: Could it be because of the misunderstanding of brother Zi Xing that broke her heart.So you have the idea of ​​becoming a monk?

"Samsara" found the girls first.

To send the girls to this "Illusion of Buddha" as a lobbyist, the "First Ominous Beast" did not inform "Reincarnation" in advance (from this point, it can also be seen that the First Ominous Beast does not attach much importance to "Reincarnation").

"Samsara" was quite surprised by the sudden appearance of the girls.

The movement of "Samsara" staring blankly in one direction also alarmed Ms. Jiang.

Miss Jiang followed the line of sight of "Samsara" and saw the girls.She was even more surprised, and asked aloud: "Hey, why did you come here?"

The girls have a guilty conscience because of the "evil deeds" of "unintentionally breaking up the emotional marriage between Sister Jiang and Brother Zixing", and they are quite embarrassed to see Miss Jiang again.

In order to eliminate the situation that is not good for them, the girls quickly entered the "combat state" and played the "sorrowful card" against Ms. Jiang.

A group of girls rushed to Ms. Jiang's side, complaining with tears and snot, saying that they had just escaped from the terrifying "desert island in heaven", and that they had lived an inhumanly miserable time. ...

"Reincarnation" is quite disdainful of the performance of the girls.

It demolished the situation and said: "The sky is still calm now. What kind of big air disaster will you encounter? You will be trapped on a deserted island? What nonsense!!!"

The orange girl glared at "Reincarnation", and said counterattack: "You guys have little knowledge, so don't have the face to speak ill of others. Let me ask you: In your opinion, after the United States entered the 21st century, it is estimated that the United States has not been affected. Foreign races are invading, right?"

Competing for profound knowledge, "Reincarnation" was not afraid, and immediately answered calmly: "If you don't count the 9.11 incident and the invasion scenes in science fiction blockbusters, the United States in the 21st century has never been attacked by foreigners!!! "

The girls knew that "Samsara" would answer in this way, and immediately refuted it with an example-thus proving that "Samsara" has no knowledge! ! !

"You are wrong, ignorant reincarnation!!! Let me tell you the truth—the vanguard of attacking the US emperor in the 21st century is the carp army!!! And it is the carp army that originated in our celestial dynasty. Cough cough, this makes us How embarrassing is the relationship between the celestial king and teacher..." Judging from the speeches, all the girls are military radicals through and through.

"Samsara" was dumbfounded.

Will the carp be the vanguard to attack the United States?

The girls are not talking nonsense. [] There is strong evidence for their point of view.

Girls, you say what I say.He quickly revealed the ins and outs of the matter——

Around the 80s of the twentieth century, some aquaculture farms in the southern United States were flooded with phytoplankton and microorganisms.Later, the U.S. government formulated the "Professional Fish Talents Introduction Plan" - Chinese carp that likes to eat microorganisms and phytoplankton.It was regarded as a professional "fish talent" and introduced to fish ponds in the south of the United States. (Tmd, I have never seen such an urgency for the "talent introduction" of the Celestial Dynasty. Humans are not as good as fish. How embarrassing.)

Carp in American English does not refer to the species of carp, but to various fishes under the family Cyprinidae (Biology: Semenidae, genus and species), and the four major family fishes all belong to the carp family.

After the successful "immigration", at the beginning, the carp troops stayed in the fish pond honestly and worked for the Americans according to the tasks assigned by the government.

But whenever there is a chance, a large number of carp take advantage of the flood and successfully "break out of prison".And head north along the Mississippi River.

These carp brothers from the Celestial Dynasty are super adaptable and have an amazing appetite. They eat about half of their own body weight in food every day, and can easily grow to a length of more than one meter. It weighs 100 catties. (It is estimated that most of the things eaten will become meat and leave a long body, and a small part will become "shit" and be discharged...)

In addition, each female Asian carp can lay 300 million eggs, which is more powerful than the super-born guerrillas of the Celestial Dynasty...

Asian carp in the Mississippi River frantically snatch food from native fish.finally.It is officially called "the most dangerous exotic fish species" by the United States.Tim Elda, executive director of the Great Lakes Commission of the United States, called for the management of Asian carp as soon as possible to prevent it from spreading to more rivers.

If on the map of the United States, the waters overrun by carp are marked with red dots, you can intuitively see that most of the United States has become red...

Huge Asian carp have made their way up the Mississippi River and are entering the surrounding water systems of the Great Lakes.

In order to prevent the aquatic organisms that local species rely on for their survival from being eaten up by carp, the US government is trying to install anti-fish electricity in the water.

But what makes Americans a headache is that carp can not only "sweep" in the water, but what is even more difficult to deal with is that they can also jump.There has been a saying in China since ancient times that "carps jump over the dragon's gate".Unexpectedly, after arriving in the United States, the carp brothers used this ancestor's ability to jump electricity. (Trouble and power consumption, really not worth it.)

For this reason, the Americans had to set up electricity in rivers far away from the Great Lakes area, but it still seemed that they could not effectively stop the carp from continuing to go north.The Americans said: "The Chinese carp is very smart. It actually knows how to avoid electricity, and it won't take the bait easily."

What's more interesting is that the U.S. government encourages people to kill as many carp as possible when they are free.

Illinois River reservoirs, where Asian carp congregate, and the carp here are very aggressive.As the boat approached, many Asian carp jumped out of the water - carp are prone to suddenly jumping high out of the water when stimulated by sounds such as boat motors.

I don't know who first thought of shooting fish with a bow and arrow.Gradually, it became an interesting water sport, attracting some bow and arrow enthusiasts to go... As a result, one day the carp brothers got angry, and the consequences were serious. A carp jumped out of the water and ran into a woman who was shooting a carp. He slapped the beautiful woman wearing fish severely.

It seems that this slap by brother carp was not light, it hurt this beautiful woman so much that she almost burst into tears. (Brother Li Yu is really not a gentleman, he has no manners, and he doesn't know how to be sympathetic.)

It was also reported by the media that a carp jumped up and ran into a young man's temple, and the young man was injured and died.

Although brother carp has a bad temper, he will hold grudges.Will retaliate, which shows that the IQ of the Chinese carp is still quite high, which can be said to be a combination of "strength" and "wisdom".

In March 2012, the Obama administration announced that it would spend $3 million to prevent the Great Lakes from being invaded by Asian carp.If necessary, the military will also be used...

Why is the Chinese carp flooding the United States?Why is it no matter whether it is black fish or carp.Will it flood in the United States, but not in its native country?

The reason, first of all.Americans don't like to eat freshwater fish such as carp and snakehead, especially spiny freshwater fish.They mainly eat fish such as tuna and marlin.

Lacking the biggest natural enemy of "foodie", carp are of course unscrupulous.

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The "reincarnation" that has always been self-proclaimed and knowledgeable.This time, however, they did not have the information revealed by the girls about the Chinese carp's invasion of the United States.And when the girls broke the news, it sounded quite reasonable, too.I have to admit that it was a real-life "biological invasion" incident...

In short, the momentum of "Reincarnation" was suppressed by the girls at once.

Speechless, mighty, majestic celestial carp.

He could only shrink his head and stay aside, listening to the girls' incomparably enthusiastic and eloquent discussions——

The red girl was very emotional: "That is, those 'paper tigers' of the US emperors regard the flood of carp in the Chinese dynasty as a 'biological invasion'! Why don't Americans regard this as a good thing to 'reserve food' to ensure that they will never be famine Surrounded!!! Hmph... I'm going to go, in fact, I only need to send a few fishermen to sell them to Chinese restaurants. What disaster..."

The orange girl expressed a different opinion: "Each female Asian carp can lay 300 million eggs. Judging from this number, it is almost impossible to fish!!!"

The red girl insisted: "We have to believe in the creativity of the Chinese people. We may invent a new method of carp caviar at some point. I am afraid that the United States will announce the protection of carp..."

"I have to say. The water quality of rivers in the United States is relatively well protected, with less pollution, and is more suitable for fish growth." Huang. The girl came up with a trick: "Can it be exported to China, with the water quality of China, it is guaranteed that they will not be able to produce high... ...Also, the U.S. should not install electricity. The practice of 'boiled fish' and 'pickled fish' should be introduced...'”

"Our own market is probably close to saturation, not to mention, can the US emperor afford to lose face?" Orange girl thinks Huang. Girl's idea is not feasible: "In addition, the flood of carp is not only in the United States. The water quality is good and pollution-free, and a large part of the reason should be attributed to the vitality of the Chinese species itself, that is, cattle, which can grow wherever they go. Just like the Chinese, they can take root and sprout no matter where they go in the world. Now even Fish are all like this, originally born from the same root, and cattle come from the same lineage. A few celestial carp swam quietly, but it caused panic in the superpowers. Niuyu, really Niuyu!"

The green girl is more keen to think about the solution (it can be regarded as a way for Obama, who is having a hard time worrying about the carp).She said: "Some water was transported from China and poured into the Great Lakes of the United States. Not to mention carp, there will not be many other fish left."

Young girl: "Americans don't eat it themselves, but they can also process it into canned carp and export it to China to pay off the national debt. We have to pay back the money we owe. We can't always export some 'genetically modified soybeans' to China to eat... Anyway They don't like carp, and they use waste to kill two birds with one stone, which not only pays off the national debt, but also eliminates fish damage."

Blue girl: "Americans have a poor appetite and don't know how to enjoy their food. Asian carp is actually delicious. You should learn from the "senior foodies" of the Chinese dynasty and learn how to cook various carp. Maybe it can help solve the "fish disaster"—including fish. Tofu, braised carp, grilled carp with scallions, sweet and sour carp and more.”

The purple girl said proudly: "All the delicacies on the table of the Celestial Dynasty can join the army to save the United States! As long as you eat steamed carp heads with chili peppers every day, the Obama administration will be saved!"

The black girl showed a greedy expression, and said: "Controlling carp can save more than 5000 million US dollars. The United States is too small, so we can introduce some special talents from the Chinese dynasty who specialize in eating carp! Issue 100 million green cards For the rural residents of the Celestial Dynasty, all problems are solved - that is to say, it only takes two years to throw 100 million Chinese people to the United States, and even eat up all the carp bones! This also satisfies the dream of countless "going abroad parties" .Start signing up!"

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Miss Jiang couldn't take it any longer.

She was secretly a little annoyed, what a beautiful place to cultivate and enlighten, but it was ruined by the girls' "carp talk"! ! !

The most exasperating thing is that this kind of chaotic scene will make her "fear" continue to die.

Before, Ms. Jiang had already been destroyed by the "reincarnation" of the boss's artistic conception of fear of cultivation, and now the trend of this destruction is expanding and expanding a hundred times, a thousand times...

Ms. Jiang said to the girls in displeasure: "It's really a group of 'foodies'. Besides eating, what else do you know?"

"Eating and pulling are not separate. Apart from eating, we also know about 'pulling'." The girls confessed honestly.

Miss Jiang was angry: "Disgusting! It's nothing to eat, how can 'pull' become a kind of knowledge?"

"Why can't it become a kind of knowledge?"

Black girls give an example.She especially emphasized that this was a real story when she was in a private school——

One day, get out of class was over at 11 o'clock.A few friends went to the latrine, and when they were about to reach the door of the latrine, they saw Fatty Liu from the private school rushing into the latrine, probably having a stomachache.He had just entered the toilet for half a minute when he heard a scream.

The girls didn't dare to go in. After a while, a few senior students lifted Fatty Liu with his fat back out.

It turned out that when Fatty Liu squatted down, he was poked by the frozen pointed "shit tower".Later, when they heard that he was disabled at the second level, the students spontaneously chipped in money to buy condolences and went to visit him...

The experience the girls got from the above-mentioned "feces injury incident" is: don't underestimate the knowledge of "pull", so as to avoid disadvantages...

Miss Jiang has black lines all over her forehead.

At the same time, an image of a frozen "shit tower" appeared in her mind, and she felt extremely disgusted. (The disadvantage of too strong image thinking ability.)

Before I had time to reprimand the girls, I first bent down while pressing my stomach, and vomited a whole lot of stuff. It was so uncomfortable... (Your support is welcome, it is my biggest motivation.) (See Reborn King Zhou play Turn to the latest updated chapter of Fengshen, please search on Baidu, or enter directly)