Rebirth of King Zhou

Because there were two beauties, Daji and Longji, the "Guardian" made an exception and consulted the Qiling girls. ( .)

And the girls did not disappoint it, citing classics and talking freely, the "Guardian" felt a sense of "refreshing" and greatly increased knowledge after hearing it.

It was rare that he didn't show an iota of impatience.

From time to time, he interrupted and asked the last sentence: "Is this really the case?" "No way?" "Are you sure?"...

This makes the girls very enjoyable and a sense of accomplishment.

They all said in an authoritative tone, arrogantly and unquestionably: "That's it! Are you an expert on women's issues, or are our sisters experts in this field? Words from our mouths are the most authoritative You don’t have to doubt the result, it’s absolutely wrong…”

The "Guardian" actually accepted their "face" and thought they were right.

Inviting the two beauties Daji and Longji to "come out of the mountain", it seems that it is not so easy. The "Guardians" were thinking to themselves—but to absorb the holy power of the "Asura Realm", only when they go into battle can there be any hope of success...

The "Guardian" couldn't help but be very moved: It seems that Zixin is not easy.For two beauties like Daji and Longji, it is not easy for him to marry them back home! ! !

The Qi Ling girls had an expression of "you only know".

Orange Girl: "Ahem, brother Zi Xing, the story of his love story with two beauties, Daji and Longji, is so shocking and weeping. I can't finish talking about it for three days and three nights. I will tell you more about it when I have time." ...You just have to think about it: nowadays, to marry a 'beautiful woman' must meet the 'hard target' of more than two digits. You can imagine how difficult it is for brother Zi Xing..."

"Guardian" deserves to have the potential to be an "old pervert". As soon as he heard that chasing beautiful women must have n "hard indicators", he immediately became interested and expressed "willing to hear more about it".

Girls certainly wouldn't mind literacy for it—

The orange girl preached old-fashionedly: "The first requirement for marrying a beautiful woman: people who dare to marry a beautiful woman are generally wise and courageous, and have extraordinary abilities. Think about it, beautiful women are pets in the world, and they are precious flowers and plants (if you have not seen through their nature) Before. That’s how it was), beautiful women are always more difficult to raise than ordinary women. It is precisely because beautiful women are difficult to raise, picky, delicate, and admired by everyone. There must be a lot of entertainment, so men must first be magnanimous and then tolerant.” The implication .A jealous man who wants to chase after a beautiful woman will definitely die of sourness early.

The green girl preached old-fashionedly: "The second necessary condition for marrying a beautiful woman: Marrying a beautiful woman is like speculating in stocks. You must have an adventurous spirit, you must be invested, and you must have a vision to know which stocks will make money and which stocks will lose. [] Marry a beautiful woman There are many benefits, the most superficial benefit is that it can 'beautify the eyes', which is good for the health of the eyes, and maybe it can prolong life."

——The "Guardian" has a different opinion on this point: unless the person who marries a beautiful woman is a practitioner.Otherwise, prolonging life is absolutely impossible.As the saying goes: "The body of Erbajia looks like a crisp, and he cuts a fool with a sword at his waist. Although no head is seen, the bone marrow is dry in secret." Your life will be cured, which proves that you have a strong fighting power in a certain aspect.

The black girl preached old-fashionedly: "The third prerequisite for marrying a beautiful woman: the person who dares to marry a beautiful woman must be a man who can bend and stretch. How should I put it? The beautiful woman is eye-catching and sought-after. The beautiful woman has a big temper and is stingy, so the person who marries a beautiful woman must be supernatural. It can not only resolve family crises, but also straighten out external disputes."

The orange girl preached old-fashionedly: "The fourth prerequisite for marrying a beautiful woman: beautiful women are not ordinary women, they are 'treasures' among women. Since they are 'treasures', the requirements for their husbands and families are inevitably high, so this is what I think. A man who marries a beautiful woman adds a lot of pressure, especially financial pressure and mental pressure, especially economic pressure. Therefore, a man who dares to marry a beautiful woman must be a man who is motivated, successful, or eager to succeed, capable and hopeful."

The old-fashioned preaching of the green girl: "The fifth prerequisite for marrying a beautiful woman: the person who dares to marry a beautiful woman must be a man with a strong 'dedication spirit'. A beautiful woman is not a canary locked in a cage, not hidden in an attic Jiao Niang is not a housewife, so a man must be able to endure hardships; he must have plenty of time to accompany the beauty shopping and meet friends. This also requires a man to be handsome or have a big pocket. It is impossible for people to say that a beauty is a flower inserted in the on cow dung'."

The old-fashioned preaching of the black girl: "Six necessary conditions for marrying a beautiful woman: A beautiful woman must have a temper. To find a beautiful woman as a wife, the most important thing is to have a set of unique skills to deal with beautiful women. Beautiful women need love, love, and love." A man satisfies her vanity. In addition, a man must understand a beautiful woman's temper, the so-called 'catch the snake and catch the seven inches', to deal with a beautiful woman, there should also be a set of 'killer cards' that can catch her vitals."

The orange girl preached old-fashionedly: "Seven necessary conditions for marrying a beautiful woman: the beauty and arrogance of a beautiful woman often keep people thousands of miles away. One point, marrying a beautiful woman is not a 'shocking' event for a wise and brave man. As the saying goes, those who are brave will die with joy, and those who are cowardly will die with regret."

The old-fashioned preaching of the green girl: "The eighth prerequisite for marrying a beautiful woman: Marrying a beautiful woman is like playing bungee jumping. There is no doubt about the excitement, but not everyone's heart can bear it. As a healthy man (at least there is no lack of love for beauty), If you say that you don’t want or want to marry a beautiful woman, it’s easy to remind people of the sour fox under the grape trellis who has a wrong heart.”

The old-fashioned preaching of the black girl: "The nine necessary conditions for marrying a beautiful woman: beautiful women are moving away from the common people, just like high art is away from the public. Even those beautiful women who grew up in the alleys will one day grow up from their childhood sweethearts next door. Jump off the back seat of the broken bicycle, and get into the waiting Mercedes-Benz or BMW at the entrance of the alley without looking back. As the saying goes, "I would rather stay in the BMW car and cry than sit on the back of the bicycle and laugh." Therefore, the opportunity is not lost. Time never comes."

The orange girl preached old-fashionedly: "Ten necessary conditions for marrying a beautiful woman: beautiful women and rich men have bad tempers, which are well-known. Beautiful people with beautiful hearts and good tempers will only appear in the rivers and lakes of Uncle Jin Yong or in the garden of Aunt Qiong Yao. Temperament is like celebrities having scandals from time to time. That’s what complements their identities. It depends on whether you have a broad mind and an attitude that is very tolerant. To put it bluntly, there are green hats and not The courage to frown..."

The green girl preached old-fashionedly: "Eleventh prerequisites for marrying a beautiful woman: Some people say that a beautiful wife is like a new bicycle, and it is not safe to put it anywhere. Beautiful wives are immune to many temptations, but today’s undead men are hard to guard against. Maybe those guys’ comprehensive competitiveness is not as good as yours, but they have a lot of heretics and are willing to work hard. In the long run, the consequences are really hanging. Back home, but the weather is not right. The future is unpredictable, it depends on whether you can sleep peacefully at night."

The black girl preached old-fashionedly: "Twelve prerequisites for marrying a beautiful woman: you have a beautiful wife, and from time to time there will be kind people who pat you on the shoulder half-truthfully and joke: 'Your wife is so beautiful, you have to be careful!' Speaking of The vital point stopped abruptly, and his expression is enough to make you tremble for a long time when you go home. It can be said that people's hearts are unpredictable and people's words are terrifying, which requires you to be healthy physically and mentally, otherwise, there is no guarantee that you will get sick from boredom. "

The orange girl summed it up in an old-fashioned way: "Generally, beautiful women make people's eyes bright and then have a very nourishing feeling. Men like to yearn for beautiful women, and beautiful women will always make men yearn for them. They imagine that they must find a beautiful woman to be their wife in the future." .So, men who want to 'marry a beauty' (except fellow practitioners). Are you ready?"

"..."

The "Guardian" sighed after hearing this, and deeply felt the high cost of "spotting a beautiful woman".

I couldn't help complaining: "You can sum up such a comprehensive view, don't you have some simpler tricks, simple tricks to marry a beautiful woman?"

"Don't you think it's complicated?" The black girl curled her lips: "There are also simple ones, just five words: Pan, Donkey, Deng, Xiao, Xian!!!"

As soon as this remark came out, both the green girl and the orange girl couldn't help laughing.Straight praise "black girl great talent"!

The green girl even smiled and said: "According to this point of view, the word 'Deng' is enough. With money, everything is possible..."

Orange girl said: "Otherwise, at least you need 'Pan Lv Deng', and you can have a bunch of beauties jumping on you... Well, Xiao Xian is unnecessary!"

The "Guardian" couldn't understand the subtlety of their words, and couldn't help asking anxiously what "Pan, donkey, Deng, Xiao, Xian" was?

The girls took the opportunity to despise it fiercely.This guy has never even read the famous "Water Margin"! ! !

But it is clearly explained in the Water Margin——Pan An's appearance, the job of a big donkey, Deng Tong is as rich, good-tempered, and free!Wang Po's request to Ximen Qing is an element that is always unfavorable for a ditch girl! ! !

……

The "Guardian" finally figured out what "Pan, Lv, Deng, Xiao, Xian" was, and his face was full of wretched expressions.

It is also enthusiastically expressing its own views: "What kind of mentality do those who say that they only need 'Deng'? If there is no 'donkey', even if there is 'Deng' who is rich and finds a beautiful woman to watch at home? The donkey is the fungus." Zhiyuan, 'Pan Deng Xiaoxian' are all assisted by 'donkeys'? Why do you need beautiful women without 'donkeys'?" After a pause, he emphasized a sentence: "I advocate, five things Everything is the best!"

This guy!Just not popular!When I say this kind of thing, I am "beautiful"! ! !

Listen to it talk, you know what kind of "stuff" it is! ! !

The girls went on to ramp up their disdain for the Guardians.

Finally, the orange girl decided to stop this topic: "Ahem, what are you talking about such an unattainable animal as a beautiful woman? In a word, money is not everything, and without money, it is absolutely impossible. You have to have a good attitude and be able to withstand it." Green hat, you have to be strong enough to withstand the pressure..."

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"Guardian" is still somewhat capable.

I don't know what method it used, but it pulled Daji and Longji's "spiritual consciousness" out of the "game space" and participated in the "Six-Party Talks" hosted by it and the spirit girl. ".

Another point surprised the girls: Daji and Longji got along very happily.Regardless of anything else, it can be seen from the fact that they call each other "sisters".

Qiling girls can't hide their words, well, in fact, they don't have to hide.

They quickly told the two sisters the whole story of the whole thing in a "jiriguala".Moreover, it is emphasized that the "Guardian" wants them to serve as "chief generals" during their trip to the "Asura Realm".play a decisive role in...

Of course, if the two of them refuse, for Brother Zixing's sake, I believe the "Guardian" will not make things difficult for them.

The "Guardian" was a little apprehensive, quite worried that Daji and Longji would refuse to go to the "Asura Realm" to perform their missions.

Unexpectedly, the two did not refuse.

Of course, he didn't agree directly.

The two of them made a condition - they must be able to answer their questions.They agreed to the request of the "Guardian".

The Qi Ling girls were wondering in their hearts: How did the two sisters become so sloppy?

Inadvertently raised his head.But they found the statues of the "spiritual consciousness" of the two sisters, winking at them again and again.

Oh, the girls suddenly realized: it turns out that Daji and Sister Longji are deliberately "making things difficult" for the guardians.In order to obtain greater benefits from the "Guardian" in the following "negotiations"! ! !

Hmm, they won their "true biography".He is good at taking advantage of every opportunity to benefit himself...

The girls naturally raised their hands in favor.

The "Guardian" wanted something from Daji and Longji, so he had to accept their conditions.

Daji first throws out Chapter 615 about the cost of time. 5. Marry the most famous family, gossip with the most famous, and hang with the most devoted! ! "

The "Guardian" finally couldn't help but go crazy: "Who is Lin Weiyin!!!???"

"The well-known mistress," the orange girl looked at it contemptuously: "You don't know such a famous person, and you don't even know how a group of famous literati, in front of her, show the demeanor of a fly-biting poop..."

The green girl also "hates iron but not steel" and scolded the "Guardian": "I remember there is a book "If you are safe, it will be sunny", that book is about Lin Huiyin!? You don't know! You should read more Books! Good for you..."

"……"protector.

Daji asked: "Try to talk about the amazing coincidence between Napoleon and Hitt Le!"

The "Guardian" fully realized the tragedy of being uneducated.They can only act as listeners and are completely deprived of their "right to speak".

Orange girl said calmly: "It's simple!"

(The guardian shouted with blood dripping in his heart: Tmd, don’t put the word "simple" in every answer! Do you know that it will make people very stressed...)

The orange girl talked eloquently: "Napoleon came to power in 1804, and Hitler took power 129 years later; Napoleon occupied Vienna in 1809, and Hitler conquered Vienna 129 years later; Napoleon captured Moscow in 1812, Hitler attacked Moscow after 129 years; Napoleon was defeated in 1816, and Hitler was defeated in 1945, 129 years apart!!! When they took power, both were 44 years old and attacked Russia They were both 52 years old at the time, and 56 years old at the time of defeat...History is always surprisingly similar...So, we can't help but have some doubts: Hittler is Napoleon's time travel..."

"..." (Welcome to your support, which is my biggest motivation.)