Rebirth of King Zhou

Faced with the "soul of love" easily disintegrating their "encirclement and suppression", the girls were all shocked.

They finally realized that their opponents were not easy.

The cruel reality made them wake up—from the very beginning, they underestimated their opponents too much.

It seems that the idea of ​​"underestimating the enemy" is unacceptable at any time.

The Qiling girls are "self-reflecting" and summing up the experience of success and failure, while the "reincarnation" who is watching the battle "doesn't feel itchy".

It thought the silence of the girls was similar to a "skill cooldown".

"Samsara" waited impatiently for the next round of fierce "battle", plus he had long been showing off..."Samsara" finally jumped to the front line brazenly and went into battle shirtless.

"Reincarnation" throws out a relatively mediocre "helping others" joke.It doesn't believe that such a mediocre thing "love soul" can be destroyed.

"Samsara" narrates: "In the evening, he was walking by the side of the road, and saw an old woman accidentally dropped her crutches on the ground, but she couldn't pick it up after great efforts. At this time, the old woman saw him, and she quickly said: 'My child, I am too old to bend over, please help me.'"

No matter which one goes into battle, "Soul of Love" will still be ruined: "That him, said to the old lady: 'No problem! Isn't it just to help you bend over! Bend her back."

"Reincarnation" petrochemical.I was speechless for a long time.

It finally realized how much pressure the Qi Ling girls were under.What you have to face is an opponent whose three views are extremely distorted.

The red girl knows that backing down is not the answer.

Gritting his teeth, he finally regrouped.Going out to fight, knowing it with true feelings——

The new marriage law made her very insecure.So, he transferred all property rights to her name.While walking in the park, he deliberately teased her, pretending to be wronged and said, 'Okay, now it's my turn to worry about getting out of the house. ’ She was very proud, ‘That’s right, the house, car and children are all mine! ' He pouted.Looking at his wife with innocent eyes like a little boy.She smiled playfully, leaned lightly on his shoulder and said coquettishly, 'But I belong to you.fool……'

"Love Soul" was unafraid, and said: "... At night, she opened her eyes. It turned out that the snoring woke her up. Then she thought that her son's drug money and her husband's gambling money were not far enough. So Reluctantly, he woke up the guest next to him and urged him to get dressed quickly. He shouted to the door: "Next!"

The red girl seemed to be struck by lightning, her outside was scorched and her inside was tender, and she was completely defeated.

The orange girl went to battle, and Xiaozhi showed her true feelings——

It was her birthday and he rushed to the restaurant 10 minutes late.She is very angry.He said there was a traffic jam on the road, she said you lied to me, I used kk half an hour ago and saw that you were already 50 meters away from me!He was at a loss for words for a moment, and at this time the waiter next to him said: This gentleman was cooking in the kitchen just now... She was so moved that tears flowed down her face...

"Love Soul" interface said: "The waiter glanced at him with a blushing face, and secretly tidied up his messy hair. I thought to myself. Is there a man who can satisfy me at once, and say a few nice words for him..."

Orange. The girl is like being struck by lightning, the outside is scorched and the inside is tender, and she is completely defeated.

Huang. The girl went to the battle, and Xiaozhi showed her true feelings——

It rained suddenly while the couple was shopping.A small umbrella can't cover two people, the man generously pushed and said to the woman, just cover it yourself.The woman asked distressedly, what about yourself?I'm afraid you'll get sick...

"Love Soul" interface said: "The man answered very easily, it's okay. I took a taxi. I stopped a taxi casually."

Huang. The girl is like being struck by lightning, the outside is scorched and the inside is tender, and she is completely defeated.

The green girl went out to fight, and Xiaozhi showed her true feelings——

My cousin works out of town and takes the train back to his hometown.When I got on the bus, I saw a guy sitting in his seat, so I said politely, brother, this is my seat. Unexpectedly, this guy looked at the ticket and his seat number, and threw the ticket in front of my cousin , said furiously: "Are you blind, do you have eyes!? This is my seat." The cousin looked at him sadly and said nothing, thinking: He is so stubborn to sit in my seat, let him never mind……

"Love Soul" interface said: "Standing for two stops in a row, I saw that buddy was about to fall asleep, my cousin gently patted him awake, and said leisurely, 'Brother, you seem to be on the wrong train...'"

The green girl seemed to be struck by lightning, the outside was scorched and the inside was tender, and she was completely defeated.

The young girl went out to fight, and Xiaozhi showed her true feelings——

When in love, two pairs of fat and cute couple flip flops, he always loves to wear hers secretly.After getting married, when a couple hugs a pillow, he always likes to snatch her playfully.Later, they were old and gray-haired.She had a serious illness, and her legs could not walk flexibly.He said: I robbed you of everything for the rest of your life, and from now on you will rob me of my leg as your crutch, and if you don’t, I will give it to you...

"Love Soul" interjected: "After hearing this, she cut off his leg without further ado..."

The young girl felt as if struck by lightning, she was completely defeated.

The blue girl went out to fight, and Xiaozhi showed her true feelings——

He is the gas provider downstairs for her, and he helps her ventilate every month. He likes her, and she knows it.At that time, she was young and beautiful, and had many suitors.One day when the house was on fire, he risked his life to save her... Because of her disfigurement, her former suitor disappeared.Only he will never leave and marry her.Five years later, the tourist bus they were traveling in had an accident. He suffered severe head injuries and died of excessive blood loss while protecting her.When he was dying, he said to her: I'm sorry, I can't accompany you through the journey of life!She said: It's okay! ...

"Soul of Love" interjected, "Because they were dying. They had nothing to hide from each other. He told her, 'Well, I started the fire. That way you can be with me.' She Also tell him truthfully, 'I know. I hired the bus driver. I bought your accident insurance.'”

As if struck by lightning, the blue girl was completely defeated.

The purple girl went out to fight, and Xiaozhi showed her true feelings——

Boys and girls have conflicts, and they agree to walk 100 steps back to back, and they will not break up if they can still see each other when they look back.At the 99th step, the girl finally couldn't help but squatted on the ground and cried, a pair of arms encircling her from behind.The boy said: "I've been waiting for you to turn back. I will not let you go alone in this life! We don't want to last forever. As long as we hug each other and warm each other, that's enough!"

"Love Soul" interface said: "The next day, he brought her here, and from then on he can stand at the door and see her every day..."

The purple girl felt as if struck by lightning, she was completely defeated.

The black girl went out to fight, and Xiaozhi showed her true feelings——

He is in London.When she was in Beijing, her friends laughed at her, and the long-distance relationship in college turned into a long-distance relationship.The day before her birthday.He asked: "Fool, what do you want?" She said: "Stuffed bear, I can hold it if you're not here." He didn't speak.Birthday.He calls and your stuffed bear has arrived.She stood downstairs in a daze, and he stood in the distance smiling like a child. He walked over and embraced her. 1 kilometers, a hug...

"Love Soul" interface said: "A Mercedes-Benz stopped slowly on the side of the road. A middle-aged, short, fat and bald man stuck out his head, pointed at him and said: Beast! Let go of your mother!"

The black girl felt as if struck by lightning, she was completely defeated.

The white girl fights.Aware of the truth——

A 7000-year-old lady picked up [-] yuan while picking up waste. Although she was cold and hungry, she handed the money to the police without hesitation.After completing the formalities, the old man asked shyly, "I haven't had breakfast yet, can I borrow one yuan to buy two steamed buns?" Tiao Zi was shocked.They took out money from their pockets and stuffed them into the hands of the old man.The old man insisted that it only cost one yuan.The boys were all moved to tears...

"Love Soul" interface said: "Looking at the back of the old man going away, the scouts divided the 7000 yuan with tears in their eyes..."

The white girl felt as if struck by lightning, she was completely defeated.

The red girl went out to fight, and she realized it with her true feelings——

Male: "Do you believe in fate?" Female: "Yes." Male: "Then do you believe in reincarnation?" Female: "Yes." Male: "If there is an afterlife, I would like to be a bridge for you. Waiting for you Walk past me." The woman was moved...

"Love Soul" interface said: "The man's idea is very simple: to become a bridge, so that when she passes by every day, he can look up and see what color underwear she is wearing..."

The red girl seemed to be struck by lightning, her outside was scorched and her inside was tender, and she was completely defeated.

The orange girl went to battle, and Xiaozhi showed her true feelings——

The stone steps asked the Buddha statue: "We are all stones, why are you worshiped by others and I am trampled on by others?" It is what it is today. If you want to succeed, you have to go through hardships!"

After talking about such a "Zen-like" example, the orange girl couldn't help but feel complacent: I don't believe you can easily destroy such a philosophical paragraph.

She still underestimated "Love Soul".

"Love Soul" interface said: "After a few days, Shi Jie took a companion and found the Buddha statue again: 'This is my cousin - the chopping board, you also told it.' Buddha statue: '...'"

The orange girl felt as if struck by lightning, she was burnt on the outside and tender on the inside, completely defeated.

Huang. The girl went to the battle, and Xiaozhi showed her true feelings——

There was a boy who herded sheep in the village. One day he shouted, "The wolf is eating the sheep!" The villagers immediately went up the mountain to rescue him, but there were no wolves, and they all left angrily.The next day, the old trick of the sheep-herding boy was repeated, and the villagers came up again, but there was still nothing.A few days later, the shepherd boy shouted again, "The wolf is eating the sheep!" The villagers felt that he was lying again and did not go up the mountain...

"Love Soul" interface said: "So the sheep-herding boy happily took out Flammulina velutipes, Chrysanthemum chrysanthemum, Shrimp paste, tofu skin, wide noodles, seaweed, sesame paste... Visually, the mutton hot pot is boiling."

Huang. The girl is like being struck by lightning, the outside is scorched and the inside is tender, and she is completely defeated.

The green girl went out to fight, and Xiaozhi showed her true feelings——

In ancient times, there was a child named Sima Guang. When he was playing with a child in the garden, a child accidentally fell into a jar full of water.The children panicked, crying and running to the adults.Sima Guang didn't panic, he picked up a stone and threw it at the tank.The tank broke, the water flowed out, and the child was saved. Everyone praised Sima Guang: You are so smart!

"Love Soul" interface said: "The next day, they went to the river to play, and Sima Guang accidentally fell into the river. The children didn't panic. They calmly lifted stones from the ground and threw them into the river... Sima Guang Guang, died at the age of nine."

The green girl seemed to be struck by lightning, the outside was scorched and the inside was tender, and she was completely defeated.

The young girl went out to fight, and Xiaozhi showed her true feelings——

One day, when Tom was driving, he found his friend John crying on the side of the road...So, Tom got out of the car and asked John what happened?John pointed to the smashed car beside the road and said, "Look there!" Tom looked at the car.Comfortingly said: "It's okay! Buy a new one after the car is destroyed!" John said again: "Look inside the car." Tom looked inside the car and said, "It's okay! Girlfriend died, find a new one." Yes!"

"Soul of Love" interface said: "John yelled in great pain at the end: 'Look at her mouth again... the sex of my life. Blessing!!!'"

The young girl felt as if struck by lightning, she was completely defeated.

The blue girl went out to fight, and Xiaozhi showed her true feelings——

At 16, she confessed to him.He declined and went his separate ways after graduation.They have experienced different loves. 26 years old, in the crowd.He proposed to her, and she asked him why you didn't agree.He said.I want to be your home, not your first love.Now we know what love is...

"Love Soul" interface said: "She turned around and called, 'Son, come here, call uncle.'"

As if struck by lightning, the blue girl was completely defeated.

The purple girl went out to fight, and Xiaozhi showed her true feelings——

He fell in love with her at first sight.On the second day of meeting, he proposed to her.After marriage, a car accident caused him to lose his memory, and she never left him.the next day.She pushes him for a walk, and he stands out and says, "Wait a minute.She was stunned.He said shyly: Although we only met yesterday, I feel that you are so kind. Would you...would you like to live with me?She burst into tears.It turns out that love at first sight is a kind of fate.Meeting again, he still remembers.

"Love Soul" interface said: "She was crying and thinking, 'md! It seems that there needs to be another car accident! Just hit him to death...'"

The purple girl felt as if struck by lightning, she was completely defeated.

The black girl went out to fight, and Xiaozhi showed her true feelings——

That day my wife asked to drive with him.Rejected by him... She admired his "sit still" very much and agreed to marry him...

"Love Soul" interface said: "He is very glad that he finally managed it! Nima, you must know that he was driving an electric car at the time! Car. Shock, car. Shock, he still wants to kill himself."

The black girl felt as if struck by lightning, she was completely defeated.

The white girl goes to battle—

There was a man who sold spears and shields in the state of Chu. He first boasted of his shield, saying: "My shield is so strong that no spear can pierce it!" Then he boasted of his spear and said: "My spear is so sharp that no matter what shield you use, it will pierce through it!" Someone asked him, "What will happen if you pierce your shield with your spear?"...

"Love Soul" interface said: "Chu people stepped forward and stabbed him to death: you are the only one who has a lot of wool!!!"

The white girl felt as if struck by lightning, she was completely defeated.

"..."

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Seeing the "soul of love" answering all kinds of answers fluently, and all kinds of true feelings in the world are easily destroyed by it... The girls with spirit spirits look depressed and their morale drops.

"Reincarnation" was also red-eyed, and became ruthless, and simply threw out the touching classic love legend that he had treasured for the longest time——

There was a blind girl who had nothing but her boyfriend.The boyfriend asked her: "If your eyes are better, can you marry me?" The girl agreed.Soon, the girl had a new perspective membrane that could be transplanted, and her eyesight soon returned, but she discovered that her boyfriend was also blind.Her boyfriend proposed to her, but the girl refused. In the end, the boy just said: "yeyes!"

"I don't know what to say..." She, who graduated from primary school, said annoyedly as she watched his leaving back.Then proceeded to fiddle with her new phone...

After finishing speaking, "Samsara" stared at "Soul of Love" with a serious face.

If you don't believe that such a solemn classic, such a touching love, it can still be heartless and indifferent.

With a touch of sadness, Zi Xing replied: "The meaning of that sentence is-take care of my eyes."

Faced with such a sad, helpless, and desperate relationship, "Soul of Love" can no longer "ruin" it with a cold ending... because the girl in the story has already expressed the cruel side of human nature to the fullest .But because of this, the boy's attachment to feelings is in stark contrast, which is moving.

"Love Soul" can't belittle such an emotion of his.

You can disagree.But you can't help but admit that it's a great sentiment...

However, "Love Soul" has its own countermeasures.

The girl transformed into "Soul of Love" pouted cutely and said, "That's just a case, okay? From what I've seen, the world is full of complicated relationships. I can't even figure out those relationships. Can you understand?" If it’s clear, just help me and say…”

"Why is the relationship so complicated?" Samsara was curious.

"Soul of Love" took the initiative for the first time——

Elder sister: "Brother, younger brother, you are awesome, even better than daddy!!" Well, who is that person we call her mother?" Elder sister: "She is father's mother!" Brother: "Isn't she father's elder sister?" Elder sister: "She is father's elder sister, and also father's mother, Just like the relationship between the two of us!" Brother: "Then the person we call mother is also our aunt?" Sister: "Yes, you are really smart." Brother: "Then the person we call mother is also our aunt?" Grandma?" Elder sister: "Yes, you are too smart." Younger brother: "Then the person we call mother is also my grandma?" Elder sister: "Yes, yes." Younger brother: "Then our father is also my grandmother." Grandpa?" Elder sister: "Well, yes." Brother: "What about your grandma and grandpa, sister?" Elder sister: "My grandma and grandpa are father's grandma and father's father." Brother: "Oh, It’s so complicated.” Elder sister: “It’s not complicated, the relationship will be complicated after my child is born.” Younger brother: “Oh? Yours." Brother: "That means your child may be my brother or sister, or my son or daughter?" Sister: "Yes." Brother: "What's so complicated about that? Sister: "The point is, when my child grows up, should I call you Dad? Or Brother? Or Uncle?" Brother: "..."

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This, this, this...

"Soul of Love" really doesn't matter if you don't make a move, once you make a move, it will be thunderous, instantly "killing" all opponents on the scene! . . )

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