Rebirth of King Zhou

> Miss Jiang behaved calmly and calmly.

According to the understanding of Zixing, Longji, and Daji: She should have a way to easily solve the troublesome things about the eyes of the "black life forms" obscuring the eyes of the Qiling girls.

That being the case, Zi Xing and the others handed over the task of "rescuing Ms Qi Ling" to Wen Qiang.

Ms. Jiang didn't refuse, she radiated a soft and dazzling light at will, wrapped the nine girls with spirits, and sent them into a special space.

From the point of view of Zixing, Longji, and Daji, the group of girls disappeared collectively after the flash of light.This made them a little surprised.

Daji couldn't help asking curiously: "Hey, where did you send those nine little sisters?"

"Well, they were sent to a rather special time and space. As long as they stay there for 21 minutes, it is equivalent to 21 days in the 'Asura Realm'..." Ms. Jiang said lightly.

Generally speaking, master divination masters are also proficient in some secret techniques of "manipulating time".It is not too difficult to create a special space that can slow down time by "1040 times". One minute is equal to the conversion rate of one day.

Everyone believes that slowing down time by "1040 times" is not a problem for Ms. Jiang, but everyone doesn't understand: why letting the girls stay in a "special space" for 21 days can restore their eyes to normal?

There must be something inside that everyone doesn't understand.The audience all showed "gossip" expressions, and their eyes focused on Ms. Jiang.

Faced with everyone's questions, Ms. Jiang patiently explained: "Actually, what the 'black life body' casts on the girls is not a 'blurring trick', but a spell similar to a mental attack. After being attacked by this kind, the girls will Form a kind of compulsive consciousness in their brains, forcing them to believe that the phantoms in their minds are the real scenes they see in front of them... The easiest way to break this compulsive will is to let 'massive information' flood into their minds Among them. When the girls’ minds went through a state of extreme confusion, and then got rid of all distracting thoughts and returned to normal again, they naturally cleared the will imposed by the ‘black life forms’…”

After hearing this, "Samsara" called it "good" again and again.claim.This is consistent with the principle of "breaking and then establishing" from "big chaos" to "big governance", and it is very philosophical... This guy has signs of becoming a "sycophant".

Zi Xing is concerned that the "Conscious Sea Chaos" will make the girl with the spirit spirit suffer inhuman torture...

But Miss Jiang said.Now I can only think of such a way to help the girl out of the predicament.

Zixing exchanged views with Daji and Longji helplessly.Well, I really can't think of a better trick.Although Miss Jiang's method is not perfect, I have to accept it.

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"Reincarnation" is most happy to torture the girls with spiritual skills.So it also wants to go to that "special space" to appreciate the suffering of the girls with spirits.Poor "Reincarnation", has been "bullyed" by the Qiling girls to the point of psychological distortion.

Of course, "Reincarnation" will not reveal his true thoughts on the surface.It stated its position aboveboard: because it was worried that the girls would fight when their mental state was extremely chaotic, it asked the "Goddess Ginger" to send it to that special space too... It wanted to take care of the girls nearby, and absolutely not Let the phenomenon of group fights appear...

Ms. Jiang is a kind woman, she didn't think the motive of "Reincarnation" was impure, so she nodded and agreed to its request.

Immediately, he sent "Reincarnation" into the "Special Space" very simply and neatly.

When seeing the girls again, "Samsara" was a little surprised.

It's unexpected: spirit girls in a chaotic state of mind.It's not as "crazy" as it expected, running around in this space with disheveled, messy and embarrassing images...

Facts have proved that it is about to have a mental problem, which is also divided into "levels".Some low-level characters go crazy and eat shit; while high-level "crazy" characters behave like girls.

Evidence that the girls were in "disorder" mentally.These are the words girls are saying now.

They sat there solemnly, chatting very passionately. "Samsara" tried to approach them, and when they heard their conversation, there was a feeling of "ridicule".

I just heard the red girl say to the orange girl very seriously: "To me, you are just a little boy, no different from thousands of other little boys. I don't need you. You don't need me either. For you As far as I am concerned, I am no different from thousands of other foxes. But if you tame me, we will need each other. Then you will be unique to me, and I will be unique to you. Unique... Let me give you a piece of advice. As a boy, you should learn from your 'little brother', also known as 'second child', or '**'. First, never show off; second, The key is to stay strong at all times; third, to be able to cultivate successors; fourth, to be good at attacking and make them feel happy; fifth, to be able to create friction and make everyone feel happy; sixth, to be able to Shrink yourself humbly. Summary: Low-key, backbone, and capable!"

The orange girl also told her very seriously: "Yes, the so-called girlfriends are those who beat everyone harder and scold harder than anyone else, but after a while they get better like a person. So, as friends, you can be honest. Wait, if you can't compare your heart with your heart, don't pretend to be nice to others on the surface like wearing a pair of pants, right? Alas, a boy like you will never know that what you said will be in the eyes of girls How long do you keep it in your mind... You don't know how many girls are not willing to spend money from their boyfriends? How many girls will order the cheapest when their boyfriend treats guests? How many girls will sneak in when they are having dinner with their boyfriends Pay the bills? A girl who does this doesn’t think you’re poor, doesn’t pity you, doesn’t mean she’s rich, but that she really loves you and doesn’t want you to spend money for her. She would rather be frugal than spend your money! Boys, Have you seen clearly that the girls around you are the ones who really love you?"

Huang. The girl is sorting out her dreams: "Every day, there are dreams that die in my heart. I yell at myself. People are too loyal to their feelings, so it is difficult to think well. I feel so painful that I want to cry, but silly Laughing... So I finally decided to stay true to my 'dream'. I have two distant dreams. One is to go back to my childhood and spend a dime on a pack of ice packs. Take a bite out of the corner and hold it in your mouth. Drink it all afternoon. Then blow it up after drinking it, and step on it! This tm is called life. The second great dream is to make a huge sound every time I fart, and then I will say "I did it". Then I am Proudly explained: 'I have to be brave enough to admit - I can't let my fart live without a mother.'”

The green girl is concerned about the development of women: "It is said that women have eight fears: fear that no one will want you when you are a girl; fear that you will be dumped if you lose your love; They are afraid that their husbands will flirt outside; they are afraid that wild men will not wear condoms; Be a fat girl'. Then, what is the right way to be a fat girl? If a fat girl starts to gain weight, she will always buy clothes that are loose, cover the flesh, look thin, wrap her breasts, and wrap her thighs. Then half a year later she will still be a fat person! However, if she buys short, tight and one size smaller clothes from the beginning, then it is predictable. After half a year, she will become a very conspicuous fat person in the crowd ! This is progress!"

The young girl is worried about the sufferings of the people: "It takes 7 seconds for food to go from the mouth to the stomach. A human hair can lift a weight of 3kg. The male penis is three times the size of the thumb. The hardness of the thigh bone is almost equivalent to cement. Women Blink twice as much as a man blinks. When a person stands still, he needs to use 3 muscles... But these are not the key. The key is: don't get sick and hospitalized. When the ambulance rang, a year of pig raising was in vain; The last time I was in the hospital, I worked for nothing for three years; ten years of hard work for a well-off life. A serious illness was ruined; a minor illness was delayed, a serious illness was carried, and a critical illness was waiting to see the king of hell. Planting beans and sorghum, I was busy with black doctors every day. Black. My heart is always cheating on my parents! I'm cheating on my parents!"

The blue girl has never lacked romantic feelings. She is singing softly: "We are the wounds in other people's stories, like the fallen leaves, drifting with the wind, and can't find the direction. The road of the emperor. There are our footprints." , but not in heaven, just that bleak red, telling the sorrow of blood... Horses stepping on the starry sky, with a stalwart body, amazing battle, shooting down the moon, breaking the eternal myth, building a glorious emperor road, becoming The swan song. That is the glory of others. Hesitation, confusion, where are we? Struggling, searching, the pile of bones on the emperor's road explains our desolation..."

The purple girl has never lacked a feeling called "Xia Ke". She confided affectionately: "One day, the dog asked the wolf: Do you have a house and a car? The wolf said no. The dog asked again: Do you have three meals a day?" And fruit? The wolf said no. Then do you have someone to coax you to play with and take you shopping? The wolf said no. The dog said contemptuously: You are so incompetent, why have nothing! The wolf laughed: I have the personality of not eating shit, I I have a goal that I pursue, and I have freedom that you do not have. I am a lonely wolf, but you are just a dog that thinks it is happy!——Do you want to be a happy dog, or a lonely wolf that has only freedom That?"

What is the black girl doing?

She is now recalling the wonderful years spent in "another time and space": "In that year, after I just finished playing a game, I saw the words 'Insufficient balance, the system is about to be shut down' popped up in the lower right corner of the computer. Reluctantly stood up, let’s go out, took out the only one yuan and took the car home. As soon as I entered the door, I saw brother Zixing and several sisters sitting in the room, their faces were not good-the house was a mess The older brother and the older sisters quarreled again just now! They are going to divorce again! The elder sister stood up and asked me with a livid face: "Sister, your elder brother Zixing and I are going to divorce. Are you with me or with him? You Choose yourself!' I innocently looked at my sister, and then at brother Zixing. Tears welled up. Yes, what a cruel choice... I thought to myself, hesitated. It is tighter, and there is more water. But it is obvious that brother Zixing’s chrysanthemum is tighter because it has just been developed. Which one should I choose? Suddenly, my heart lights up: choose my sister! After all, she has three holes. Brother Zixing only has two holes. So I said apologetically to Brother Zi Xing: "I'm sorry, I choose to be with my sister!" Brother Zi Xing wriggled his lips and said leisurely: "Sister, don't forget. She never developed your chrysanthemum. Ability! And I have it!' When I heard it, my face turned pale. So I fell into infinite embarrassment..."

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This is too evil, right?After listening to this statement, "Reincarnation" instantly petrified + became messy in the wind.

Is this the huge impact brought by a group of educated "crazy"?

Others don't know what it feels like, but "Samsara" was completely shocked by their violent "crazy words".

I have to say the word "service".

"Samsara" murmured to himself: "...Yes, I was completely defeated by you. Hey, don't doubt, don't be surprised. You are not dazzled, I was really killed by Chi Guoguo. .I already consider myself to be the best of the "no festival.fuck" family, but you have these stalwart bodies standing in front of my eyes. You are definitely a mountain that I will never be able to overcome. For "no festival.fuck" I have to sigh aloud for being able to reach the highest level of yours, and feel ashamed... You don’t have to express your apologies to me. I know you didn’t do it on purpose. You have known for a long time: Your appearance may cause It completely overturned my cognition. Just like what you told me 'you are going to divorce Brother Zixing', it will make me collapse! A short and thin body of more than ten centimeters is more useful than a tired body of twenty centimeters. Stupid creatures from the six realms, go and understand it yourself!... I know that even if I have the opportunity to stand in front of you, I will never be able to surpass you. If you want to compete with you in 'no festival. Fuck', no lower limit, That is an unattainable dream. Dare to have such a thought, it is as ridiculous as climbing Mount Everest and saying that you have conquered it! You are generous and kind because of your 'no lower limit'! Ah, you are' The undying. Fuck' clan's undying legend..."

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"Reincarnation" is a heartfelt and heartfelt exclamation.Startled the group of girls with spirits.

The girls looked at this "uninvited guest" vigilantly, and shouted in unison: "Who are you? How dare you break into our 'territory'? Do you admire our peerless demeanor and want to pursue us?"

"Yeah, you guys are really good at predicting things."

Samsara knew that the mental state of the girls was extremely chaotic, and was worried that they would not follow the girls' words.If some "unexpected situation" happens, Miss Jiang and Zi Xing will blame it, it will be terrible.Therefore, "Samsara" can only wrong themselves, admitting against their will that they are a group of "crazy" admirers.

When did I get down to this point? ? ? ? ?Samsara's heart is bleeding...

The girls nodded in satisfaction, with a proud expression of "I guess you are our admirer".

The girls solemnly stated that they would not lower their demands to accept mediocre "suitors".

Therefore, they asked "Samsara" to show what advantages they have.Have the guts to want to "pursue them"?

Being forced into a "desperate situation", "Samsara" had no choice but to bear the humiliation and said: "...I am confident that I will be a good boyfriend. Because I have always been so generous and passionate to my girlfriend..." Saying this While talking, "Samsara"'s heart continued to bleed... I remembered the girlfriend it had made n years ago, who looked "square" in all directions, and how dare it despise "Samsara" for being ugly!Pooh!

The girl said: "Empty words are not convincing, so I have to give an example. Just tell me how you treated your girlfriend with 'generosity and warmth'..."

"Samsara" had no choice but to "record a statement" according to their request——

"For example, one night, I went shopping with my girlfriend. I brought 3 yuan. Md, I don't want to bring so much money. I also know the truth of money not to be revealed. Bringing so much money will make the thief remember it. But I can’t help it, I really like my girlfriend so much, I feel uneasy if I don’t bring so much money... In addition, I also brought a mineral water bottle. I filled up the water in the bathroom, and then told my girlfriend that I bought it This saved 1 yuan. Then I was hungry at noon, and I bought two breads for 5 yuan. One for each person. Then we walked to the mall. She wanted to go in, and I suddenly said that my stomach hurts. Then Let her go shopping alone. I bought a newspaper for 5 cents and waited outside for her to come down. If I go in, wouldn’t it cost me money? And I have to act as a free 'porter'... Finally, we waited until she came out. We walked around. It was 5:[-], and she said she was hungry. So I took her to a station, don’t make a fuss, and I will go home to eat when I’m hungry. This is Common sense... When she was about to say something, I said to her: Yes, I'm hungry too, let's all go back. I also asked her if she wanted to buy a ticket? She said no. I pretended to buy a ticket , was pushed down by her... I am so happy today, I still have [-] cents left, I bought a lollipop, licked it happily, and went back to my home~~"

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Although the group of girls with spirits were in a state of mental confusion, they hadn't completely lost their basic sense of judgment.

They were silent for a moment before they stammered and asked, "Is this how you treat your ex-girlfriend? Are you sure that this is a sign of 'generosity'?"

"Indeed," Samsara said, "it was because I was so generous and enthusiastic that time that my girlfriend was embarrassed! Since that time, no matter how I asked her out, she never came out. Hmm, what a girl Ah, I was shocked by my generosity and enthusiasm, and I am so inferior that I dare not face me..."

The girls stammered again and asked, "Are you sure she dared not see you again because of low self-esteem?"

"Such a fact, there is absolutely no need to discuss it." "Samsara" waved his hand confidently: "I still don't understand the girl's thoughts..."

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