Rebirth of King Zhou
Chapter 658 The Occupied Skeleton Skeleton
While dealing with the "Golden Retriever Ape", Zi Xing was asking "Frame" urgently in his heart.
He suddenly realized that he had a very important question, which he had forgotten to ask all this time.
Well, hurry to remedy it now.
"Frame, I've always forgotten to ask: My deity's body should have been dismembered a long time ago, so it won't be the whole body that was transferred to the 'Moon Realm'. But which part is it?"
[Ha, Azusa, you finally remember to ask this crucial question.Speaking of which, there really is some kind of 'alternative fate' between you and that "Number One Fierce Beast".Just like it, you buried the 'skeleton' of the deity in the Moon Realm...]
Oh, it turned out that his skeleton was buried on the moon.Zi Xing felt an indescribable strange feeling in his heart.For a while, I couldn't tell what effect it would have on me? !
"Well, frame, can you give me an idea, let me grab the 'skeleton', and then evacuate immediately..."
[Azusa, there are always opportunities.But I don't advocate that you withdraw with the skeleton of the deity...Obviously, if you do that, you will be intercepted by the 'Golden Retriever Ape'.In addition, you also know that the 'First Fierce Beast' has decided to transfer the 'Skeleton Skeleton' to the Asura Realm to resolve the crisis. Once the 'Skeleton Skeleton' leaves, your kid's skeleton can monopolize the energy of this moon realm... This is a A once-in-a-lifetime opportunity...]
Zi Xing obviously lacked confidence.
"Alas, the 'skeleton skeleton' of the first fierce beast has been buried here for n ten thousand years and has never absorbed the energy of this world. How capable is my skeleton? How much energy can it absorb in such a short time?" Zi Xing secretly proposed own point of view.Very unassuming look.
[Azusa, don’t keep looking at old problems with old eyes.The energy of the Moon Realm has changed from 'solid state' to 'liquid state', and the skeleton of your deity has developed from absorbing energy 'unconsciously' to actively absorbing energy controlled by you... All kinds of favorable factors are added together, you Still undecided to give it a go?Since ancient times, wealth and danger have been sought.Is your previous courage gone? ]
After all, Azusa is still a very bold guy.
When he had no other choice, he made up his mind.Decided to wait and see and wait for the opportunity to move.
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Zi Xing absent-mindedly dealt with the "golden-haired great ape", and the big ape felt very bored.
"Golden Retriever Great Ape" has good eyesight.It could see Zixing's alienation and guard against it.
At this time, "Tiger Zu" showed off his force for a while.The attitude gradually eased down. (In fact, it doesn't want to start a war with the great ape. After all, the great ape has brought the "skeleton" to the Moon Realm for several years. If the "Tiger Zu" rejected it, it would have fought and fought. )
"Tiger Zu" and "Golden Retriever Ape" each used their energy to create thousands of "black characters" and "gold characters", showing off their military muscles, nothing more than to increase their bargaining chips in the upcoming changes.Active cooperation is still their first choice.
The strength has been demonstrated. "Tiger Zu" also softened his attitude.
It said to the "big ape" in a heart-to-heart tone: "You should also know that the 'first beast' guy is coming to recover its 'skeleton skeleton'... Big monkey. You have to take a long-term view Don’t gloat, let alone take advantage of the fire. I hope you can help me get through this difficult time!”
Zi Xing felt confused for a while.
Is there any necessary connection between the "first fierce beast" taking back its "skeleton skeleton" and the big monkey "taking advantage of the fire"?
What is this all about?It's really inexplicable.
But I heard "Golden Retriever Great Ape" also seriously responded to "Tiger Zu": "Don't worry, old man, I will definitely stand by your side. I also think about your benefits. If I hadn't had you in the past few years How can the "skeleton skeleton" of the "first fierce beast" accommodate the "skeleton" of little friend Zi Xing, let alone allow it to absorb the resources of this world..."
Well, it actually involved him.
Zi Xing was even more confused!Who can tell him.What is going on here? !
……
Just when Zi Xing felt that he was excluded from the "top secret" and was not heard of, there was another large group of unexpected guests visiting the "Moon Realm".
All of a sudden it became very lively.
As an aboriginal resident of the Moon Realm, "Tiger Ancestor" has spent about 100 years in total, and there are not as many "moon visitors" as he has seen today.
Zi Xing knew all the "uninvited guests" who visited at the same time.
Coincidentally, they are divided into two factions: one is the "No. [-] Fierce Beast"; the other is a group of girls with spirits who have come to the "Moon Realm".
Seeing the Qi Ling girls, Zi Xing was overjoyed: "Why are you here?"
Qi Ling girls gathered around Brother Zi Xing consciously.They chattered.He quickly made his intentions clear.
It turned out that Ms. Jiang was the first to notice that the "No. [-] Fierce Beast" was in a very unfavorable situation and rushed to the "Moon Realm" forcibly.Miss Jiang realized that there must be another mystery behind this matter.She made a temporary divination, predicting that the "Number One Ominous Beast" would go to the moon to retrieve its "skeleton skeleton", so she sent the girl girls to the Moon Realm to try to cooperate with the "big ape" to stop the "skeleton skeleton" that belonged to it. The action of the first beast".
Miss Jiang, Longji, and Daji finished cleaning up the "Soul of Fear".will come too.
……
Zi Xing was reminiscing with the Qi Ling girls, but on the other side, the "No. [-] Fierce Beast" and "Tiger Zu" were facing each other imminently.
They have a big feud.
Today's meeting is just like the saying "When enemies meet, they are extremely jealous".
"Tiger Zu" couldn't help but be happy when he saw the beast in distress.It said mockingly: "Well, I didn't expect that you, who are so powerful, will be beaten to the ground one day..."
The anger in the heart of "Number One Fierce Beast" burned even more. (Already knew I would be taunted by this nasty guy. But when it actually happened. Still pissed off).
The "Number One Fierce Beast" glared at "Tiger Zu" and roared, "If you weren't holding me back, why would I be in such a mess! You shouldn't have existed in this world! You're superfluous!" waste..."
"You are a useless piece of material!" Hu Zu retorted.
"..."
Listening to the unglamorous scolding between the two masters in the cultivation world.Zi Xing and the girls all kept silent, with "gossip" expressions on their faces.
From the scolding words, a lot of information was revealed.
Listening and listening, everyone quickly figured out the true origin of "Tiger Zu" and its grievances with the "No. [-] Fierce Beast".
It turned out that the "Number One Fierce Beast" was too careless. After it stored its "skeleton skeleton" in the "Moon Realm" ten thousand years ago, it seldom interfered in the following long years—letting the "skeleton skeleton" slowly absorb the energy of this world by itself .
Unexpectedly, during these n ten thousand years, an accident happened.
The "skeleton skeleton" that was originally unconscious.The burial site was too close to a tiger carcass that had passed away in the Moon Realm.
That "tiger corpse" is not like the "skeleton skeleton" where the soul does not exist at all. There is a wisp of tiger soul faintly left on the "tiger corpse".So, unwilling to be reconciled to the "tiger soul" that turned into lunar soil along with the tiger carcass, he directly transferred his remnant soul into the "skeleton skeleton".
If the "No. [-] Fierce Beast" can be found in time, there may be a chance to stop this typical "poison occupying the reputation" behavior... Unfortunately, it was discovered too late.As a result, "Tiger Soul" had become stronger at that time.
It is very difficult for the "No. [-] Fierce Beast" to expel the tiger ancestor in "Skeleton Skeleton". (I'm worried that this guy will be forced to make a move of "burning jade and stone together".)
then.Then there is the troublesome matter of the "No. [-] Fierce Beast" competing with "Tiger Zu" for the right to use the "Skeleton Skeleton"...
The Qi Ling girls have no sympathy for their powerful enemies.I heard that one was gloating.
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The "No. [-] Fierce Beast" and "Tiger Zu" became more and more violent as they quarreled.
The anger of the "No. [-] Fierce Beast" was completely ignited.It roared wildly: "Using the energy of this moon world to transform the 'combat method'. It's just a trick. Could it be that you can stop me from taking back the 'skeleton skeleton' by making these things?! Just dream..."
The "Number One Fierce Beast" probably also saw the letter written in gold and black.
Since everyone is discussing the "social customs" of the Tang Dynasty, when "The First Fierce Beast" made a lot of red fonts, they chose to use "Tang poetry" as a blueprint.
First, he wrote Wei Yingwu's "Chuzhou Xijian" in bloody characters——
I only pity the grass growing beside the stream, and there are orioles singing deep in the trees.In spring, the tidal rain comes late, and the wild crossing is unmanned.
As soon as the poem is written, each one immediately becomes a huge monster with a height of several feet and a red body.therefore.Although the number of characters in Qijue Poetry is small, the momentum of the typeface after it comes to life is not inferior to the gold characters of "Great Ape" and the "black" of "Tiger Ancestor". (Also, the first beast didn't write just one poem. It planned to write eight.)
I just finished writing the first song, and I didn't expect to get "bad reviews" from Qi Ling girls.
The black girl fussed and yelled: "Ouch! You're so worthless. You're a master of self-cultivation, and you have the nerve to write 'lewd' poems in front of our little girl!"
"Number One Fierce Beast" suddenly became angry: "Since when did I write obscene poems!?"
The black girl pointed to the 28 "scarlet letters" of the poem, and interpreted: "...the author of your poem. His name is Wei Yingwu (for hard things)! This is the yearning of men in the world. The name is the most important thing, and the obscene .I have to be convinced. The first sentence uses a poem to describe a woman: "I only pity the grass that grows by the side of the stream". This grass is not the other grass, and this stream is not the other stream! It is a major failure of this poem. I think it is more appropriate to change it to "There are white pigeons singing deep in the trees". The third sentence: "Spring. The tide brings the rain and comes late". The tide and the urgency. Highlight the performance of doing certain things The main reason and the process. The last sentence, the wild crossing is unmanned. The boat is free when the work is over and the people are gone. Everything that needs to be done has been done. It can still be used in today’s society. And there are more and more of them. Don’t procrastinate, finish the job cleanly and leave. Chic but also irresponsible!…”
How could it be interpreted that way.
"Number One Fierce Beast" was speechless for a while.A good poem was ruined by her like this.
However, the "scarlet letter" produced by a poem is still not enough to deter opponents.
"The First Fierce Beast" had no choice but to gather his mood, try to eliminate the interference from the outside world, and continue to write the second Tang poem.This time it wrote Du Mu's "Send Yangzhou Judge Han Chuo to Qinhuai"——
The green mountains are faintly covered with water, and the grass in the south of the Yangtze River is not withered in autumn. 24 On a moonlit night at the bridge, where can the jade man teach how to play the flute?The smoke cage is cold, the water is moon cage, and the sand is in the moon cage. At night, the Qinhuai River is near the restaurant.The business woman doesn't know the hatred of the subjugated country, and she still sings the queen, court, and flower across the river.
This time it was Chi girl's turn to criticize it with contempt on her face: "You guys can't do anything other than write obscene poems? Are you not afraid of teaching bad children? Du Mu is the most perverted poet. , his poems have long had the word "blowing. Xiao" put into the poems to fool the public, and they have existed for thousands of years and have become famous poems. In fact, it is a change of state. In other words, I wrote two difficult poses of 'Catching fire from the shore' and 'Blooming flowers in the back court', and became so unscrupulous!"
The "Number One Fierce Beast" was severely thundered.I was speechless for a while.A good poem was ruined by a girl again.
However, "No. [-] Fierce Beast" is familiar with the tempers of the girls, and the more he pays attention to them, the more proud he will be.So I had to pack up my mood, try my best to eliminate the interference from the outside world, and continue to write the third Tang poem.
This time it is written about Bai Juyi's "Harem Ci" - tears wet the scarf and dreams cannot be achieved, and the front hall sings in the middle of the night.The confidante broke her grace before she was old, and sat leaning on the smoked cage until the dawn.
This time it was the orange girl's turn to criticize it with contempt on her face: "You guys can't do anything other than write obscene poems? Are you not afraid of teaching children? The essence of Bai Juyi's poems is: the beauty is not beautiful Old grace first. This sentence is worth playing with. Hehe, the woman is not old yet. The man's function is already bad, so that the woman who is in the age of the wolf or the tiger can only "reclining and sitting in the smoked cage until the light". I heard the phrase "Long night, no heart to sleep", but at this time "Singing in the front hall late at night", it seems that the sound insulation effect of this ancient building is really not ideal. I think this unknown lady is just in a hurry. But I can only sit and listen to the wind and rain, which is no wonder that "tears wet the scarf and dreams will not come true"! This poem expresses the helplessness of old couples and young wives..."
The "Number One Fierce Beast" was struck by thunder, and was speechless for a while.A good poem was ruined by a girl again.
However, "No. [-] Fierce Beast" is familiar with the tempers of the girls, and the more he pays attention to them, the more proud he will be.So I had to pack up my mood.Try to eliminate the interference from the outside world, and continue to write the fourth Tang poem.
This time it is about Du Qiuniang's "Golden Thread Clothes"—to persuade you not to cherish the golden thread clothes, and to persuade you to cherish the youth.Blossoms can be folded straight to be folded, don't wait for no flowers to break branches.
This time it was Huang's turn to criticize it with contempt on her face: "You guys can't do anything other than write obscene poems? Are you not afraid of teaching bad children? The first sentence is 'Admonish you not to regret it. Golden thread clothes', it seems that wanting to pick up girls without spending money is not feasible in modern or ancient times. It is straightforward and the opening point. When you are young, the flowers bloom and the branches are broken. Don’t wait for the flowers to be broken. The problem of money is solved, and the rest will be easy to handle. The general idea is to persuade people to cherish time. The so-called life is like a fleeting moment, fleeting. So enjoy yourself in time. Hehe, let people not cherish too much money when they are young. When the flowers bloom, that is, when a person matures in certain aspects. You must work hard to create happiness, and don’t do it when your function is not good. If you think about it later, it will be useless at that time!"
The "Number One Fierce Beast" was struck by thunder, and was speechless for a while.A good poem was ruined by a girl again.
However, "No. [-] Fierce Beast" is familiar with the tempers of the girls, and the more he pays attention to them, the more proud he will be.So I had to pack up my mood, try my best to eliminate the interference from the outside world, and continued to write two Tang poems.
This time it is about Wang Wei's "Deer, Firewood and Bamboo House" - no people are seen in the empty mountain, but people's voices can be heard.The back shadow enters the deep forest and shines on the moss again.
There is also "Bamboo Li Pavilion" - sitting alone in the secluded Huangli, playing the piano and singing.People in the deep forest don't know, but the bright moon comes to shine.
This time it was the green girl's turn to criticize it with contempt on her face: "You guys can't do anything other than write obscene poems? Are you not afraid of teaching children? These two poems stand out in the deep mountains and old forests. In the first song, the location was explained in the previous sentence, and when he found a voice, he ran to have a look, hehe, where is the good scene. The second song is about what happened that night, and the wet people during the day After watching the passionate performance, it is inevitable that I will be distracted this night, "sitting alone in the secluded grove" sitting there alone. This restless heart can't be calmed down for a long time, but there are no villages, shops, or brothels here. , the problem is really difficult to solve, anyway, I am also a petty bourgeoisie, and I have to pay attention to sentiment in doing things, and I can't be a handgun. Things like guns are unrefined, so I have to play the piano first to stabilize my mood. An unknown fire in Yishu's heart, that's all, that's all, no one knows it in this deep mountain and old forest anyway, just under this bright moonlight, let's face Sister Chang'e - these two poems describe the "wet people" delicately The ups and downs of the mental activity process, there is no trace of lewdness!"
The "Number One Fierce Beast" was struck by thunder, and was speechless for a while.The two good poems were ruined by the girl again.
However, "No. [-] Fierce Beast" is familiar with the tempers of the girls, and the more he pays attention to them, the more proud he will be.So I had to pack up my mood, try my best to eliminate the interference from the outside world, and continue to write the nth Tang poem.
This time it is about Meng Haoran's "Su Jiande River"-moving boats and mooring Yanzhu, the sun is setting and the guests are worried about the new.In the open sky and low trees, Jiang Qingyue is close to people.
This time it was the young girl's turn to criticize it with contempt on her face: "You guys can't do anything other than write obscene poems? Are you not afraid of teaching children? This is the most hidden. .The author also gives people an impression of being upright and upright because of his name-but today I will uncover this skin. The beginning of the article is to moor the boat to a smoky place, which has two advantages: 1. It won’t be seen by too many people. 2 The smog around is more sentimental and atmospheric. The second sentence says that the sun has already set, and the lonely men and widows are on a flat boat in the river. The night is so long, implying "Wet people" want to find something to do to kill time. The last sentence "Jiang Qingyue is close to people" is the finishing touch, highlighting the feelings of "wet people" when they are doing things. I was about to fly to the sky, so I suddenly found that the moon (it was still the 'full moon' on August [-]th) was so close to me.
The "Number One Fierce Beast" was struck by thunder, and was speechless for a while.A good poem was ruined by a girl again. (To be continued. If you like this work, you are welcome to vote for recommendations and monthly tickets. Your support is my biggest motivation.)
He suddenly realized that he had a very important question, which he had forgotten to ask all this time.
Well, hurry to remedy it now.
"Frame, I've always forgotten to ask: My deity's body should have been dismembered a long time ago, so it won't be the whole body that was transferred to the 'Moon Realm'. But which part is it?"
[Ha, Azusa, you finally remember to ask this crucial question.Speaking of which, there really is some kind of 'alternative fate' between you and that "Number One Fierce Beast".Just like it, you buried the 'skeleton' of the deity in the Moon Realm...]
Oh, it turned out that his skeleton was buried on the moon.Zi Xing felt an indescribable strange feeling in his heart.For a while, I couldn't tell what effect it would have on me? !
"Well, frame, can you give me an idea, let me grab the 'skeleton', and then evacuate immediately..."
[Azusa, there are always opportunities.But I don't advocate that you withdraw with the skeleton of the deity...Obviously, if you do that, you will be intercepted by the 'Golden Retriever Ape'.In addition, you also know that the 'First Fierce Beast' has decided to transfer the 'Skeleton Skeleton' to the Asura Realm to resolve the crisis. Once the 'Skeleton Skeleton' leaves, your kid's skeleton can monopolize the energy of this moon realm... This is a A once-in-a-lifetime opportunity...]
Zi Xing obviously lacked confidence.
"Alas, the 'skeleton skeleton' of the first fierce beast has been buried here for n ten thousand years and has never absorbed the energy of this world. How capable is my skeleton? How much energy can it absorb in such a short time?" Zi Xing secretly proposed own point of view.Very unassuming look.
[Azusa, don’t keep looking at old problems with old eyes.The energy of the Moon Realm has changed from 'solid state' to 'liquid state', and the skeleton of your deity has developed from absorbing energy 'unconsciously' to actively absorbing energy controlled by you... All kinds of favorable factors are added together, you Still undecided to give it a go?Since ancient times, wealth and danger have been sought.Is your previous courage gone? ]
After all, Azusa is still a very bold guy.
When he had no other choice, he made up his mind.Decided to wait and see and wait for the opportunity to move.
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Zi Xing absent-mindedly dealt with the "golden-haired great ape", and the big ape felt very bored.
"Golden Retriever Great Ape" has good eyesight.It could see Zixing's alienation and guard against it.
At this time, "Tiger Zu" showed off his force for a while.The attitude gradually eased down. (In fact, it doesn't want to start a war with the great ape. After all, the great ape has brought the "skeleton" to the Moon Realm for several years. If the "Tiger Zu" rejected it, it would have fought and fought. )
"Tiger Zu" and "Golden Retriever Ape" each used their energy to create thousands of "black characters" and "gold characters", showing off their military muscles, nothing more than to increase their bargaining chips in the upcoming changes.Active cooperation is still their first choice.
The strength has been demonstrated. "Tiger Zu" also softened his attitude.
It said to the "big ape" in a heart-to-heart tone: "You should also know that the 'first beast' guy is coming to recover its 'skeleton skeleton'... Big monkey. You have to take a long-term view Don’t gloat, let alone take advantage of the fire. I hope you can help me get through this difficult time!”
Zi Xing felt confused for a while.
Is there any necessary connection between the "first fierce beast" taking back its "skeleton skeleton" and the big monkey "taking advantage of the fire"?
What is this all about?It's really inexplicable.
But I heard "Golden Retriever Great Ape" also seriously responded to "Tiger Zu": "Don't worry, old man, I will definitely stand by your side. I also think about your benefits. If I hadn't had you in the past few years How can the "skeleton skeleton" of the "first fierce beast" accommodate the "skeleton" of little friend Zi Xing, let alone allow it to absorb the resources of this world..."
Well, it actually involved him.
Zi Xing was even more confused!Who can tell him.What is going on here? !
……
Just when Zi Xing felt that he was excluded from the "top secret" and was not heard of, there was another large group of unexpected guests visiting the "Moon Realm".
All of a sudden it became very lively.
As an aboriginal resident of the Moon Realm, "Tiger Ancestor" has spent about 100 years in total, and there are not as many "moon visitors" as he has seen today.
Zi Xing knew all the "uninvited guests" who visited at the same time.
Coincidentally, they are divided into two factions: one is the "No. [-] Fierce Beast"; the other is a group of girls with spirits who have come to the "Moon Realm".
Seeing the Qi Ling girls, Zi Xing was overjoyed: "Why are you here?"
Qi Ling girls gathered around Brother Zi Xing consciously.They chattered.He quickly made his intentions clear.
It turned out that Ms. Jiang was the first to notice that the "No. [-] Fierce Beast" was in a very unfavorable situation and rushed to the "Moon Realm" forcibly.Miss Jiang realized that there must be another mystery behind this matter.She made a temporary divination, predicting that the "Number One Ominous Beast" would go to the moon to retrieve its "skeleton skeleton", so she sent the girl girls to the Moon Realm to try to cooperate with the "big ape" to stop the "skeleton skeleton" that belonged to it. The action of the first beast".
Miss Jiang, Longji, and Daji finished cleaning up the "Soul of Fear".will come too.
……
Zi Xing was reminiscing with the Qi Ling girls, but on the other side, the "No. [-] Fierce Beast" and "Tiger Zu" were facing each other imminently.
They have a big feud.
Today's meeting is just like the saying "When enemies meet, they are extremely jealous".
"Tiger Zu" couldn't help but be happy when he saw the beast in distress.It said mockingly: "Well, I didn't expect that you, who are so powerful, will be beaten to the ground one day..."
The anger in the heart of "Number One Fierce Beast" burned even more. (Already knew I would be taunted by this nasty guy. But when it actually happened. Still pissed off).
The "Number One Fierce Beast" glared at "Tiger Zu" and roared, "If you weren't holding me back, why would I be in such a mess! You shouldn't have existed in this world! You're superfluous!" waste..."
"You are a useless piece of material!" Hu Zu retorted.
"..."
Listening to the unglamorous scolding between the two masters in the cultivation world.Zi Xing and the girls all kept silent, with "gossip" expressions on their faces.
From the scolding words, a lot of information was revealed.
Listening and listening, everyone quickly figured out the true origin of "Tiger Zu" and its grievances with the "No. [-] Fierce Beast".
It turned out that the "Number One Fierce Beast" was too careless. After it stored its "skeleton skeleton" in the "Moon Realm" ten thousand years ago, it seldom interfered in the following long years—letting the "skeleton skeleton" slowly absorb the energy of this world by itself .
Unexpectedly, during these n ten thousand years, an accident happened.
The "skeleton skeleton" that was originally unconscious.The burial site was too close to a tiger carcass that had passed away in the Moon Realm.
That "tiger corpse" is not like the "skeleton skeleton" where the soul does not exist at all. There is a wisp of tiger soul faintly left on the "tiger corpse".So, unwilling to be reconciled to the "tiger soul" that turned into lunar soil along with the tiger carcass, he directly transferred his remnant soul into the "skeleton skeleton".
If the "No. [-] Fierce Beast" can be found in time, there may be a chance to stop this typical "poison occupying the reputation" behavior... Unfortunately, it was discovered too late.As a result, "Tiger Soul" had become stronger at that time.
It is very difficult for the "No. [-] Fierce Beast" to expel the tiger ancestor in "Skeleton Skeleton". (I'm worried that this guy will be forced to make a move of "burning jade and stone together".)
then.Then there is the troublesome matter of the "No. [-] Fierce Beast" competing with "Tiger Zu" for the right to use the "Skeleton Skeleton"...
The Qi Ling girls have no sympathy for their powerful enemies.I heard that one was gloating.
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The "No. [-] Fierce Beast" and "Tiger Zu" became more and more violent as they quarreled.
The anger of the "No. [-] Fierce Beast" was completely ignited.It roared wildly: "Using the energy of this moon world to transform the 'combat method'. It's just a trick. Could it be that you can stop me from taking back the 'skeleton skeleton' by making these things?! Just dream..."
The "Number One Fierce Beast" probably also saw the letter written in gold and black.
Since everyone is discussing the "social customs" of the Tang Dynasty, when "The First Fierce Beast" made a lot of red fonts, they chose to use "Tang poetry" as a blueprint.
First, he wrote Wei Yingwu's "Chuzhou Xijian" in bloody characters——
I only pity the grass growing beside the stream, and there are orioles singing deep in the trees.In spring, the tidal rain comes late, and the wild crossing is unmanned.
As soon as the poem is written, each one immediately becomes a huge monster with a height of several feet and a red body.therefore.Although the number of characters in Qijue Poetry is small, the momentum of the typeface after it comes to life is not inferior to the gold characters of "Great Ape" and the "black" of "Tiger Ancestor". (Also, the first beast didn't write just one poem. It planned to write eight.)
I just finished writing the first song, and I didn't expect to get "bad reviews" from Qi Ling girls.
The black girl fussed and yelled: "Ouch! You're so worthless. You're a master of self-cultivation, and you have the nerve to write 'lewd' poems in front of our little girl!"
"Number One Fierce Beast" suddenly became angry: "Since when did I write obscene poems!?"
The black girl pointed to the 28 "scarlet letters" of the poem, and interpreted: "...the author of your poem. His name is Wei Yingwu (for hard things)! This is the yearning of men in the world. The name is the most important thing, and the obscene .I have to be convinced. The first sentence uses a poem to describe a woman: "I only pity the grass that grows by the side of the stream". This grass is not the other grass, and this stream is not the other stream! It is a major failure of this poem. I think it is more appropriate to change it to "There are white pigeons singing deep in the trees". The third sentence: "Spring. The tide brings the rain and comes late". The tide and the urgency. Highlight the performance of doing certain things The main reason and the process. The last sentence, the wild crossing is unmanned. The boat is free when the work is over and the people are gone. Everything that needs to be done has been done. It can still be used in today’s society. And there are more and more of them. Don’t procrastinate, finish the job cleanly and leave. Chic but also irresponsible!…”
How could it be interpreted that way.
"Number One Fierce Beast" was speechless for a while.A good poem was ruined by her like this.
However, the "scarlet letter" produced by a poem is still not enough to deter opponents.
"The First Fierce Beast" had no choice but to gather his mood, try to eliminate the interference from the outside world, and continue to write the second Tang poem.This time it wrote Du Mu's "Send Yangzhou Judge Han Chuo to Qinhuai"——
The green mountains are faintly covered with water, and the grass in the south of the Yangtze River is not withered in autumn. 24 On a moonlit night at the bridge, where can the jade man teach how to play the flute?The smoke cage is cold, the water is moon cage, and the sand is in the moon cage. At night, the Qinhuai River is near the restaurant.The business woman doesn't know the hatred of the subjugated country, and she still sings the queen, court, and flower across the river.
This time it was Chi girl's turn to criticize it with contempt on her face: "You guys can't do anything other than write obscene poems? Are you not afraid of teaching bad children? Du Mu is the most perverted poet. , his poems have long had the word "blowing. Xiao" put into the poems to fool the public, and they have existed for thousands of years and have become famous poems. In fact, it is a change of state. In other words, I wrote two difficult poses of 'Catching fire from the shore' and 'Blooming flowers in the back court', and became so unscrupulous!"
The "Number One Fierce Beast" was severely thundered.I was speechless for a while.A good poem was ruined by a girl again.
However, "No. [-] Fierce Beast" is familiar with the tempers of the girls, and the more he pays attention to them, the more proud he will be.So I had to pack up my mood, try my best to eliminate the interference from the outside world, and continue to write the third Tang poem.
This time it is written about Bai Juyi's "Harem Ci" - tears wet the scarf and dreams cannot be achieved, and the front hall sings in the middle of the night.The confidante broke her grace before she was old, and sat leaning on the smoked cage until the dawn.
This time it was the orange girl's turn to criticize it with contempt on her face: "You guys can't do anything other than write obscene poems? Are you not afraid of teaching children? The essence of Bai Juyi's poems is: the beauty is not beautiful Old grace first. This sentence is worth playing with. Hehe, the woman is not old yet. The man's function is already bad, so that the woman who is in the age of the wolf or the tiger can only "reclining and sitting in the smoked cage until the light". I heard the phrase "Long night, no heart to sleep", but at this time "Singing in the front hall late at night", it seems that the sound insulation effect of this ancient building is really not ideal. I think this unknown lady is just in a hurry. But I can only sit and listen to the wind and rain, which is no wonder that "tears wet the scarf and dreams will not come true"! This poem expresses the helplessness of old couples and young wives..."
The "Number One Fierce Beast" was struck by thunder, and was speechless for a while.A good poem was ruined by a girl again.
However, "No. [-] Fierce Beast" is familiar with the tempers of the girls, and the more he pays attention to them, the more proud he will be.So I had to pack up my mood.Try to eliminate the interference from the outside world, and continue to write the fourth Tang poem.
This time it is about Du Qiuniang's "Golden Thread Clothes"—to persuade you not to cherish the golden thread clothes, and to persuade you to cherish the youth.Blossoms can be folded straight to be folded, don't wait for no flowers to break branches.
This time it was Huang's turn to criticize it with contempt on her face: "You guys can't do anything other than write obscene poems? Are you not afraid of teaching bad children? The first sentence is 'Admonish you not to regret it. Golden thread clothes', it seems that wanting to pick up girls without spending money is not feasible in modern or ancient times. It is straightforward and the opening point. When you are young, the flowers bloom and the branches are broken. Don’t wait for the flowers to be broken. The problem of money is solved, and the rest will be easy to handle. The general idea is to persuade people to cherish time. The so-called life is like a fleeting moment, fleeting. So enjoy yourself in time. Hehe, let people not cherish too much money when they are young. When the flowers bloom, that is, when a person matures in certain aspects. You must work hard to create happiness, and don’t do it when your function is not good. If you think about it later, it will be useless at that time!"
The "Number One Fierce Beast" was struck by thunder, and was speechless for a while.A good poem was ruined by a girl again.
However, "No. [-] Fierce Beast" is familiar with the tempers of the girls, and the more he pays attention to them, the more proud he will be.So I had to pack up my mood, try my best to eliminate the interference from the outside world, and continued to write two Tang poems.
This time it is about Wang Wei's "Deer, Firewood and Bamboo House" - no people are seen in the empty mountain, but people's voices can be heard.The back shadow enters the deep forest and shines on the moss again.
There is also "Bamboo Li Pavilion" - sitting alone in the secluded Huangli, playing the piano and singing.People in the deep forest don't know, but the bright moon comes to shine.
This time it was the green girl's turn to criticize it with contempt on her face: "You guys can't do anything other than write obscene poems? Are you not afraid of teaching children? These two poems stand out in the deep mountains and old forests. In the first song, the location was explained in the previous sentence, and when he found a voice, he ran to have a look, hehe, where is the good scene. The second song is about what happened that night, and the wet people during the day After watching the passionate performance, it is inevitable that I will be distracted this night, "sitting alone in the secluded grove" sitting there alone. This restless heart can't be calmed down for a long time, but there are no villages, shops, or brothels here. , the problem is really difficult to solve, anyway, I am also a petty bourgeoisie, and I have to pay attention to sentiment in doing things, and I can't be a handgun. Things like guns are unrefined, so I have to play the piano first to stabilize my mood. An unknown fire in Yishu's heart, that's all, that's all, no one knows it in this deep mountain and old forest anyway, just under this bright moonlight, let's face Sister Chang'e - these two poems describe the "wet people" delicately The ups and downs of the mental activity process, there is no trace of lewdness!"
The "Number One Fierce Beast" was struck by thunder, and was speechless for a while.The two good poems were ruined by the girl again.
However, "No. [-] Fierce Beast" is familiar with the tempers of the girls, and the more he pays attention to them, the more proud he will be.So I had to pack up my mood, try my best to eliminate the interference from the outside world, and continue to write the nth Tang poem.
This time it is about Meng Haoran's "Su Jiande River"-moving boats and mooring Yanzhu, the sun is setting and the guests are worried about the new.In the open sky and low trees, Jiang Qingyue is close to people.
This time it was the young girl's turn to criticize it with contempt on her face: "You guys can't do anything other than write obscene poems? Are you not afraid of teaching children? This is the most hidden. .The author also gives people an impression of being upright and upright because of his name-but today I will uncover this skin. The beginning of the article is to moor the boat to a smoky place, which has two advantages: 1. It won’t be seen by too many people. 2 The smog around is more sentimental and atmospheric. The second sentence says that the sun has already set, and the lonely men and widows are on a flat boat in the river. The night is so long, implying "Wet people" want to find something to do to kill time. The last sentence "Jiang Qingyue is close to people" is the finishing touch, highlighting the feelings of "wet people" when they are doing things. I was about to fly to the sky, so I suddenly found that the moon (it was still the 'full moon' on August [-]th) was so close to me.
The "Number One Fierce Beast" was struck by thunder, and was speechless for a while.A good poem was ruined by a girl again. (To be continued. If you like this work, you are welcome to vote for recommendations and monthly tickets. Your support is my biggest motivation.)
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