Rebirth of King Zhou

Being able to drive Nezha, who has always been honest and calm, couldn't help but go crazy. Qi Ling and the "Golden Retriever Ape", who are both "culprits", couldn't hold back the special "sense of accomplishment" in their hearts.

Indeed, there is always a dark psychology in the heart of every living being.This is something that even the Qiling girls and the "Golden Retriever Ape" cannot avoid. (They have never denied that they are actually a vulgar thing!!!)

Nezha was rarely stimulated.

She was panting violently.After panting for a while, I couldn't help but look up again, and asked a little unwillingly: "You guys, can't you give me some serious answers in a normal way? Thanks to the fact that I have always admired you so much..."

The orange girl was a little unwilling to lose her "die-hard fans" like Nezha who adored them, so she told her seriously: "Don't imagine that we are living in that unfree age of 'crime for words'... you You know, we have arrived at the "Cultivation Realm" and become members of this realm, so we should not be afraid of "literal prisons" anymore!!! You should be glad that you grew up in the best era, and you should also be sad that you grew up in A most turbulent era...”

Nezha was a little dizzy.

Seeing the "speechless" expression on Nezha's face, the green girl explained to her kindly: "...you don't have any pain! In the past, Li Bai was arrested for spreading rumors and exaggerating the length of Lushan Waterfall. Liu Zongyuan is in prison When I met Li Bai, I asked why I came here? Li Bai said, "It's a rumor. I said that the Lushan Waterfall flows down three thousand feet. They measured it, and it's not that long at all. Liu Zongyuan said: Oh, each other, I said Qianshan Bird Feijue, someone reported that a bird was still there... Just as he was sighing, Wang Zhihuan came in. Li Bai and Liu Zongyuan looked at each other and smiled: Haha, a lonely city, Wanren Mountain! This is a crime of 'rumour-mongering', right? ! At this time, Du Mu came and cursed, I wrote 'stop and sit in love with Fenglin', and unexpectedly locked me in for 'indecent' 'crime of hooliganism'..."

In the end, the conclusion drawn by the Qiling girls is, of course, that obstructing freedom of speech is immoral and should not be...

Nezha's sister has lost her temper by them.

After staying for a while, he reminded them feebly: "Sisters, it's useless to talk too much. The biggest and most urgent problem you are facing now is to find a way to help resolve Brother Zi Xing's 'soul body' crisis. The soul and body are destroyed, how can I bear it?"

After a pause, I couldn't help complaining: "My sisters have always had divergent thinking, and have the most ghost ideas. Can't you seriously think of a good solution for Zi Xing to resolve the crisis?"

This question really hit the "sore spot" of the Qi Ling girls.They are indeed short-circuited.I really want a good trick that can help brother Zi Xing, but at this moment their minds are "empty".

The girls hustled for a while.

Suddenly, he saw the "Golden Retriever Ape" beside him.Actually like a spectator who has nothing to do with himself, he is leisurely and leisurely.This really stimulated the Qi Ling girls... They couldn't help pointing at the big ape one after another, shouting indiscriminately.In the final analysis, there is one meaning: "This big ape is also a well-informed person. He has traveled all over the six worlds, and he was lucky enough to go to the legendary "Western Paradise" to seek the scriptures! Therefore, the big ape should be invited to replace Zixing. It's right to make a plan..."

Nezha's sister doesn't care whether the girls are intentionally "causing misfortune to the east".As long as he can help Zi Xing, Nezha doesn't care who came up with the idea.Sister Nezha also turned her head and asked the "Golden Retriever Ape" solemnly.

Unexpectedly, the big ape behaved much more straightforwardly than the Qiling girls this time.

The big ape actually took the words without hesitation: "This. You want me to give an idea, I thought about it, and I have one opinion: Zi Xing must be unexpected and adopt a strategy that has never been used before, so that it is possible to resolve the current situation. Dangerous situation..."

Nezha's sister seemed to understand but half understood.But she still nodded her head vigorously to show her encouragement to the big ape.

"My opinion is to be unexpected...don't underestimate this point!!!" The big ape said with a serious face: "This is the bloody and tearful lesson I summed up from my personal experience of learning the scriptures. Therefore, Please pay attention to it. Mmmm. Now I am not afraid of trouble, let me tell you the truth about the scriptures in detail. The versions circulated in the "cultivation world" are basically false. The truth, only hug me The few in the world know..."

When the big ape emphasized it in such a special way, it immediately aroused the interest of all the girls.

The Qi Ling girls urged it again and again, hurry up and say it.They all "would like to hear more about it..."

"Golden Retriever Ape" is also a guy with a strong "desire to perform".After satisfying everyone's appetite, it didn't rush.The "truth of learning from scriptures" that it knows, and disclose it to the girls——

It is said that at the beginning, Tang Seng and his disciples went through ninety-nine and eighty-one hardships, and finally saw the Tathagata Buddha.Ask for the scriptures.

Tathagata asked: "Did you bring a USB flash drive?" Tang Seng and his disciples: "..." Tathagata asked again: "Where is the mobile hard disk?" Some couldn't help but scratch their heads.Urgent... No one expected that "Xitian" would put in a lot of effort to implement "administrative efficiency".Many "modern" modern office methods have become popular.

……

Tathagata sighed: "Then you go back the same way you came, and I will pass it on to you through qq." No matter how well-bred Tang Seng is, he couldn't help but swear: "Damn, if I knew that adding your qq would be over, I would still Why go so far." Cough cough, this really cannot be blamed on Master Sanzang's lack of self-cultivation.It was really "luck" this "scumbag" who molested him too hard...

When the four were about to leave, the Buddha suddenly asked: "Have you brought your psp?" The four replied truthfully: "No." The Buddha was surprised: "That's so boring, how did you come here?" The four looked at each other , or truthfully told him: "We upgraded from fighting monsters all the way." Tathagata sighed "tsk tsk".He asked some more questions like this, fully satisfying his extremely powerful "curiosity", and then let the master and apprentice go back.

After Tang Seng went back, he added Tathagata QQ and found that it was very slow.

Tathagata couldn't hold back anymore.A phone call came: "Hey, Xiao Tang, are you Tietong 56k?" Xiao Tang: "Yes, it was installed last year. Is it because our network is too poor that the scriptures cannot be delivered?"

Tathagata sighed.Said: "Then you do it again, bring the USB flash drive."

So, the unlucky Tang monk and his disciples brought a USB flash drive, and the group went through ninety-nine and eighty-one hardships again and finally saw the Tathagata Buddha.Tathagata asked: "Have you brought a USB flash drive?" Tang Seng and his apprentice: "I have." Tathagata continued to ask: "How big is it?" Tang Seng and his apprentice: "81g." Tathagata sighed deeply: "The USB flash drive is too small to fit, go back Bring a 2G one."

The reality is so fucking, so helpless!Since you can't resist, you can only accept it.If the old Tathagata is willing to give you the scriptures for free, this "favor" is already great enough.

The master and apprentice had no choice but to return.After Tang Seng and his disciples went back.It's hard. "Details determine success or failure." This time, we can't just say what the Tathagata says... Always leave room for it! ! !So, in addition to the U disk, I also brought a 1000g mobile hard disk.The four masters and apprentices thought viciously: tmd I will bring you back as many sutras as I have this time.

The party went through ninety-nine and eighty-one hardships again, and finally saw the Tathagata Buddha.The Tathagata asked: "Why are you here again?" This question was so good that the masters and apprentices were not frightened.For a long time.Only then gradually calmed down.Tang Seng and his disciples suppressed their anger and asked, "Didn't you tell us to bring a larger USB flash drive? We brought a 81g hard drive..."

Tathagata continued to ask: "Didn't you open QQ when you went back?" Tang Seng and his apprentices: "After we went back, we just bought a hard drive and came here..." Having said that, his master and his apprentices felt an unknown feeling in their hearts. premonition.It's just sad to have such a worry-free Tathagata on the stand.

Tathagata sighed deeply: "...I left a message for you on QQ, the scriptures have been placed on my server, you can download them as you like!" The master and apprentice were speechless.went back again.This time, he didn't say a word, turned his head and left. (They were really deeply stimulated by that unreliable Tathagata.)

Cursing and cursing along the way, back in Datang I was still very angry.

After Tang Seng and his disciples went back, they opened Tathagata's server to download, and found that the server was infected with a Trojan horse and could not be downloaded.This time they didn't even have the strength to "tucao".So I took the 1000g hard drive and continued on the road.I thought: If I had known this, I would have copied it back.This time, I have to copy it back anyway.I can no longer be "at the mercy of" that old bastard Tathagata...

After ninety-nine and eighty-one hardships, I finally saw the Tathagata.

As soon as the Tathagata met, he asked: "Did you bring the paper?" The Tang monk and his disciples were confused... Tathagata continued: "Hey, this time the server was hit by a Trojan horse, and all the electronic scriptures were destroyed. I think you should copy a copy by hand." !" The four master and apprentice returned...

Tang Seng and his disciples learned well this time, bought the paper, brought the hard drive, and set out on the road.Before, I used QQ to send a message to Tathagata for confirmation... I saw Tathagata again after ninety-nine and 81 difficulties.In order to prevent changes.This time Tang Seng spoke first: "Has the Trojan horse been cracked?" Tathagata: "No." Tang Seng: "Then we can copy it?" Tathagata: "Yes..."

It took Tang Monk and his disciples 10 years to finally copy the scriptures...

The "Golden Retriever Ape" vividly told the girls of Qi Ling the truth about "Learning Buddhist scriptures from the West".Girls who have always been interested in "wild history secrets".He also listened with gusto.

However, the girls are still very serious, and they are not so easy to be fooled by the "Golden Retriever Ape".After a while, they asked a question: "Big monkey, you have said so many anecdotes about learning Buddhist scriptures, which is very nice...but what do you mean...?"

"Don't you all understand?" The big ape opened his eyes wide: "I am emphasizing that good things must take a long time. I remind you that when rescuing Zi Xing, you must think more comprehensively and think of more effective ideas... ..."

After hearing this, the Qi Ling girls suppressed the urge to "go crazy", and said critically: "What you said, it's the same as not saying it... What should I do? We're asking you this question!!! "

"Golden Retriever Great Ape" continued to stare: "Then I have to ask you. You are responsible for thinking up ideas... I will be responsible for providing some references and principled suggestions..."

"..."

The Qiling girls fainted collectively.

Can't help it!I really can't help it!They decided to be ruthless, and the golden guy in front of Kuang Bian gave a meal! ! !How dare to use such a "lazy" way to perfuse them... It's really annoying.It seems that if you don't give it some lessons, it won't have a long memory.

Just when the Qi Ling girls made up their minds to "cut" the golden-haired ape severely, something happened unexpectedly on Zi Xing's side.

The movement is really noisy.All of a sudden startled everyone.The Qiling girls were all shocked...

It's hard not to be alarmed - Zi Xing's desolate voice suddenly spread throughout the space.

Zi Xing was chanting something over and over again... It took a while for the Qi Ling girls, sister Nezha, and the "Golden Retriever Ape".After confirming each other, it was finally confirmed that the words that Zi Xing suddenly said repeatedly with a huge "voice" were: "It's time to bloom... It's time to bloom... It's time to bloom... It's a mess..."

Repeatedly, these are the words.

what does it mean?

Nezha mm is completely incomprehensible.His eyes were full of doubts.Depressed.What the hell is Zixing going on?Suddenly yelling, just yelling those incomprehensible words?What happened to him?What does he want to express?

The "Golden Retriever Great Ape" didn't quite understand what Zi Xing meant when he said, "The flowers are in full bloom...", but its knowledge is solid.Seeing that Nezha was full of doubts, he explained the noun to her: "Tu Mi Hua. It really exists. English: flowerlessorneverfower. The Latin scientific name is rosarubus. It is a small deciduous shrub with climbing stems and hooked thorns on the stems. .Pinnate compound leaves, oval leaflets, white flowers, fragrant. For appreciation. Also known as 酴醾. However, some people think that the authenticity and actual characteristics of the plant 'Tumi' need to be verified..."

Nezha said "oh", but still didn't understand.She asked again: "Then Zi Xing kept shouting 'it's full bloom', what does that mean?"

This, "Golden Retriever Ape" can't explain it.I can only stare blankly...

Now, it's time for the Qi Ling girls to show off their talents.Although it is still impossible to fully describe what kind of mood Zi Xing is in now?But what did the girls say about the phrase "it's full bloom".But know very well.

It is not surprising that such a "verse" related to emotion should pay more attention to and learn more about the situation.

The orange girl has the most profound knowledge of history, so she was the one who started the lecture: "...That's right. The big monkey is right this time. Tumi is a Rosaceae plant, a small deciduous shrub with climbing stems. There are hooked thorns on the stem. Pinnate compound leaves...White flowers...Blooming in summer. After tea, no flowers open, so the ancients believed that the blooming of tea is the end of a year's flowering season. Tea is the last flower in summer, and it is in full bloom , there is no way out. I can’t continue to be beautiful. What two words of despair and decadence..."

"If you look at the source, it's Tumi blooming, it's from Song Wangqi's "Spring Twilight Tour in a Small Garden": From the plum powder, the residual makeup is removed, and the new red begonia is painted. It's the Tumi flower. Silky thorns come out Berry wall. In addition, Su Shi's poem: "The tea is full of spring, and the loneliness blooms at the latest." Ren Zhuozhai's poem: "One year's spring is full of tea." This flower is also mentioned. In "A Dream of Red Mansions", there is a section about tea The flower lottery drawn by the maid, Sheyue, is "It's time to bloom to Tumi flowers". Tumi flowers bloom in late spring and early summer, and when they wither, it means the end of the flowering season, so it means the end. And "Bloom to Tumi" 'means that the flowers have withered.'It's time for the flowers to bloom, and the dust and smoke have passed, how much do you know?'..."

"..."

The black girl took over what the orange girl had said and made a supplement.Because black girls are more familiar with some myths and legends about "Tumi".

The black girl said mysteriously: "Tumi, also called 'Manjusawa' in Buddhist scriptures, is the famous 'Bi'an flower'. This flower is white and soft. Anyone who sees this flower will get rid of evil... three days before and after the vernal equinox. The sky is called Spring Bian, and the three days before and after the autumnal equinox are called Autumn Bian. On the day of going to the grave, the Bian flowers bloom during the autumn Bian, and they are very punctual, so they are called Bian Hua."

"...the flower of the other shore, the flower blooms on the other shore. When it blooms, you can't see the leaves. When there are leaves, you can't see the flower. The flowers and leaves don't meet each other, and they are different from each other. It is said that this flower only blooms in Huangquan, and it is the only scenery on Huangquan Road."

"On Huangquan Road, there are large numbers of these flowers blooming. From a distance, it looks like a carpet paved with blood. It is also known as the 'Fire Road' because of its redness like fire—it is also the long Huangquan Road. The only scenery and color in the world. They form a fiery red flower path, guiding people to the other side of the Sancha River, and people follow the guidance of this flower to lead to the hell of the nether world."

The white girl also nodded her head frequently, echoing: "That's right. Manjusawa, and the so-called Bianhua and Tumi are actually the same thing. The original meaning is the flower of the sky, the big red flower, one of the four auspicious flowers from the sky. According to Buddhism, Tumi is the last blooming flower in the flowering season. When the Tumi flowers bloom, only the flowers that bloom on the other side of the forgotten previous life are left. Therefore, some people say: "The wings of flowers will not grow until death. If you know how to fly, you will germinate and bloom again in the soil without love and hate.'”

"..."

Speaking of this, the complexions of all the Qi Ling girls couldn't help but "swipe" changed!

An ominous premonition arose in their hearts: Could it be that brother Zi Xing had already made some amazing decision that made him appear so sad? !

……

Probably!

It’s time for the Tumi flowers, which means that when the Tumi flowers bloom, all kinds of beautiful flowers in spring will quietly give up the hustle and bustle to the coming fiery summer.

Tumi flowers bloom, which means that a woman's youth is over.Tumi flowers bloom, indicating the end of love.

Love is in full swing, which means that the most brilliant, most prosperous or most unforgettable love in life is about to be lost... Zi Xing, is there a "big move" about to take place?

Could it be that Meng Xingtong is the person Zi Xing wants to deal with? ? ? ! ! ! (to be continued...)