Rebirth of King Zhou

Nezha finally came to his senses.

Under the "precepts and deeds" of a group of talented girls (plus a "golden-haired ape"), she finally learned to face the unpredictable and complicated world with an open mind.

Uh, according to the ideas of the Qiling girls and the great ape, regardless of immortality, as long as you live in this world, you will inevitably encounter unexpected things.At this time, it is also a time to cry, and it is also a time to laugh...

But Nezha did not become "philosophical" because of the "advanced" theories spoken by the girls - Nezha was only able to avoid being "driven crazy" by them in the face of such a group of crazy girls, so it was equivalent to After passing the "test", I have a strong heart and a rare optimistic attitude.

That's not an abstract thing.

Even the Qiling girls can tell at a glance that "gratifying changes" have taken place in Nezha's sister.No, they are praising Zi Xing without hesitation.

As the "big sister", the red girl can't be left behind in terms of condolences to the little sisters under her command.

The red girl showed her "affinity" with the posture of "head. chief" condolences to the excrement workers.She praised Nezha and said to Nezha: "MM, you have finally matured and know how to face the world rationally... Unexpected + incredible embarrassing encounters, anyone will encounter them, for example, a girl said that her mother cooks vegetables It's not delicious, and the two are arguing. But the mother said, "When my mother was holding you, she chewed a steamed bun in her mouth and spit it out for you to eat. You love it so much. Why are there so many problems now?" The younger brother leaned forward and backward while laughing, and the mother turned to him and said, "Why are you laughing? When the old lady was feeding your sister, you were crying and screaming for food! You know, I was You are so soft-hearted...'" Chi girl finally came to the conclusion that in the face of such "emergencies", one must be calm, calm and calm again.

Orange girl's love for Nezha can be seen completely from the heart.She made a series of more intimate movements than the red girl, patting Nezha's sister on the shoulder repeatedly.

The orange girl praised Nezha and said: "MM. You have finally matured and know how to face the world rationally... Unexpected + incredible embarrassing encounters, anyone will encounter them, for example, one day, the wife is at the husband's I found a picture of a beautiful woman in an old book and asked my husband. The husband replied honestly. "Oh, this is my classmate in junior high school. We used to do..." The wife punched and kicked, half a minute later, the husband Dying on the ground, this is the chance to spit out the last two words he didn't finish before: at the same table!" The orange girl finally came to the conclusion that in the face of such an "emergency", one must be calm, calm and calm again. (It was nothing to suffer that fat beating...)

The green girl tried her best to talk to sister Nezha in a very equal manner.

However, she was accidentally influenced by the previous two sisters, and the green girl also had a high-profile look, and praised Nezha and said: "MM, you have finally matured and know how to face the world rationally... unexpectedly Unexpected + unbelievable embarrassing encounters, anyone will encounter them, for example, the 'two-handed wife' puts her face on her husband's back, smells it, and asks him 'Why is there sweat on my body after taking a shower last night? Smell?!' The husband turned over and hugged her. He replied seductively, 'I sweated too much last night!' 'The second-hand wife' was taken aback, and asked in surprise, 'Why do other men smell so good? ?' Husband’s face suddenly changed, did he know something?” The green girl finally came to the conclusion that in the face of such an “emergency”, one must be calm, calm and calm again. (Even if you realize that your head has been covered by a "green cloud", you must remain calm. Impulsiveness is very unmannered, and it is easy to make more fatal mistakes because of it.)

The young girl didn't have the heart to put on a "model" or anything, so she held Nezha's little hand tightly and kept shaking it... She praised her and said to Nezha: "MM, you have finally matured and know how to dress up." Facing the world rationally... Unexpected + incredible embarrassing encounters, everyone will encounter them. For example, in the driving school, it is the turn of a younger sister. That is a nervousness. The coach said that you cannot change gears Look at the gear lever. When the girl is ready to shift gears, she stretches her hand a little, and touches the coach's leg. The coach is speechless and says, "You should take a look..."" The young girl finally came to the conclusion that : In the face of such "emergencies", we must be calm, calm and calm again. (You have to think of yourself as a "cute girl". There are not many men in the world who can be serious with girls.)

Where's the black girl?Personal style color is particularly obvious yo.As soon as this guy opened his mouth, he showed his "wretched, obscene and dark" style (the problem probably lies in one of the cases she selected, it is always so dreamy, and the amount of information is extremely huge)... Listen, The black girl said to Nezha just like that with "a lot of praise": "MM, you have finally matured and know how to face the world rationally... Unexpected + incredible embarrassing encounters, anyone will encounter them, for example, just now At the station, a certain girl accidentally went wrong and entered the men's bathroom. The two uncles and a handsome pot inside looked at the girl with extremely strange eyes. The girl was quick to wit, and shouted: "Oh, I'm sorry! I'm sorry!" I’m still not used to it after dropping it! I went wrong again! I’m sorry!’ and ran out covering her face. What a smart girl~”

The black girl finally came to the conclusion that in the face of such "emergencies", one must be calm, calm and calm again. (For example, that girl is a very successful example. Not only has she calmed down her style, but she has also created new ideas...)

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Facing the random praises from the Qi Ling girls, Nezha's sister shook her head, showing no sign of liking on her face.She couldn't understand: Are these girls praising her?Are you still hurting her?

After a while, sister Nezha decided to take the words of the Qi Ling girls as "praise" to her.

Nezha murmured modestly: "I'm not as 'calm' as your sisters say..."

"You've done a good job." The Qi Ling girls concluded with an unbelievably authoritative tone.

Nezha is a good boy, and he said very seriously and honestly: "However, I still feel that I am not used to the style of speaking of your sisters. I always feel that it seems a bit exaggerated... Is it swollen?"

At this time, the "Golden Retriever Ape" felt that he finally had another chance to perform.Before the Qi Ling girls, it cleared up doubts for the studious Nezha sister.

"...It's normal for you to think that they are exaggerating. After all, you have never been to 'another time and space', so you have never really seen what exaggeration is? In 'another time and space', the style of exaggeration has been completely Integrating into the daily life of all living beings, but the living beings are not aware of it at all-that is the real exaggeration to the highest level."

It could be seen that Nezha's little face was full of doubts, as if she didn't understand.

"Golden Retriever Ape" continued to explain to her very responsibly.This time, I didn’t talk abstractly, but gave a lot of “examples”——

Why didn't I become handsome after drinking Yili milk?Why do I eat Dove without black silk floating around?Why didn't I summon Superman after eating big bubble gum?Why did no one come around when I drank Wanglaoji?Why didn't the leopard chase me after I drank Jizhi syrup?

Why don't I feel like flying when I wear Xtep shoes?Why is there no tropical fruit flying around when I drink Fruity?Why didn't Superman come out and clean my toilet with Mister Wham?Why didn't my salt white toothpaste get washed out the window by the icy beads?Why didn't I chew out the statue when I ate Mentos?

Why did I not see a large piece of beef when I ate Master Kong?Why didn't the two rabbits I cushioned Sophie come out?Why didn't the road in front of Adiwang crack when I wore it?Why I don't think the title is so easy when I use backgammon point reader?

Why can't I become a genius when I use Chase diapers?Why did I eat the ice factory and it didn't freeze?Why do I feel less confident when I use Rejoice?Why didn't the school broadcast call me when my mother brought Wangzai milk to school?Why did I go to the supermarket to buy Yida and forgot to take it, and no beauty said to me: "Hey! Your Yida?"

Why didn't I summon the villain after drinking Hedy?Why am I still not energetic after drinking Nutrition Express?Why didn't my sparkle eyes sparkle when I used it?Why did I eat Green Arrow Girl or leave?Why can I stop wearing Anta shoes?The most unbearable thing is: Why can't I change my body even though I have an Ultraman limited edition transformation device?

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Listed a lot of "iron-like exaggeration cases", and finally the golden-haired ape looked at the "stunned" Nezha girl in front of him, and concluded loudly: "It must be admitted. We live in an exaggerated and bizarre world. You must adapt as soon as possible. Otherwise, the one who suffers will always be yourself..."

The truth that the big ape summed up at the end, sister Nezha has a deep understanding.She nodded vigorously in approval.

Just when Nezha was chatting with the Qi Ling girls there, another round of earth-shattering changes took place inside the "soul body".

There are continuous piercing sounds of energy whistling and focusing...

The attention of the audience was successfully attracted by that side again.Seeing Meng Xingtong walking towards the ugly "golden beast" step by step, even the Qi Ling girls who have been advising Nezha to "be calm and calm" couldn't help frowning, feeling very uncomfortable feeling.

The black girl was the first to criticize: "Could it be that Meng Xingtong is really planning to make a mistake? Could it be that Meng Xingtong's name is on the list of girls with 'big breasts and no brains' in the legend?"

The red girl looked solemn: "I don't know if Meng Xingtong is 'big breasts and no brains', but I understand a cruel reality, but it is 'a daughter of friendship is not worth four taels of her chest' - this proverb means : Although friendship is worth thousands of dollars, it is often not worth the temptation of beauty."

The orange girl asked with a spirit of exploration: "Everyone said that the four taels in the 'friendship is not worth four taels of chest' is what kind of cup?"

This is too professional a question, other girls don't understand.But it's not hard for black girls.After hearing this, the black girl immediately picked up a pen and paper and began to calculate.

The calculation process is: four taels = 200g, then the mass of a milk = 100g, and the density of the 'milk' of the human body is calculated according to the density of human body fat (0gcm79), then the volume of a 'milk' = 3 cm126.6.Approximate the shape of 'milk.zi' into a hemisphere, 3*12nr43=3cm126, find the radius of rf=6cm, the difference between the upper and lower circumferences is approximated as the difference between the circumferences of two ellipses, the formula for the circumference of an ellipse It is l=n(a+b), where the b values ​​of the two ellipses are equal, and the difference between the a values ​​is equal to the radius r of 'milk.zi'.Obtain Δl=nr=3 According to the division of cups, the solution is: four or two breasts are at most a small b—that is to say, a daughter of friendship is not worth a small b.

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The other spirit girls all expressed their admiration.

Although this is not the first time that I have encountered such an unexpected situation beyond imagination, I also know that I must "calm down and calm down" in the face of these magical girls.But Nezha's sister was still shocked again.

However, thunder is thunder, thunder is thunder, and I gradually get used to it.

After the "situation" inside the "soul body" further "worsens" for the Qiling girls, they don't care about Nezha's feelings anymore!

Qi Ling girls admit that they can't help Zi Xing in any real way now.But at least they still comforted and enlightened brother Zi Xing when he suffered a tragic change of heart and was extremely "frustrated"... So it was.Qi Ling girl is already actively preparing to enlighten Zi Xing's words. (Action is so fast.)

The mind of a black girl is not very good among many sisters (it can only be said to be the darkest and most obscene).at this time.She said with some distress: "I can only think of some words to comfort the 'poor girl who has been robbed of her horse', such as——When a girl is robbed away by Gao Shuaifu, don't feel inferior, don't be angry, please Learn to be indifferent and calm, and tell Gao Shuaifu such a passage—'un.' Literal translation: "It doesn't matter if love is over, material things are not real weapons." , Transliteration: '**** egg, pretend to be a criminal, your chrysanthemum Laozi will do it'..."

In the end, the black girl sighed again and again: Because brother Zi Xing is not an out-and-out "**. Si", she couldn't think of suitable words of comfort for a while.It can't be blamed that she doesn't care about brother Zi Xing...

Even the "Golden Retriever Ape" was dumbfounded when he heard this exclamation.It also convinced - the thinking of this group of girls is not the strongest, only stronger forever.real.They are all good and strong.

Among the girls with spiritual skills, when it comes to literary talent and poetic flavor, "Blue Girl" is the first to be recommended.

At this moment, thinking of "comforting" brother Zi Xing who had suffered from emotional distress, the blue girl specially prepared some poetic words.Hmm, can't imagine what it's like?Let’s take an example, like this——

Put on a misty rain.Standing in the world of mortals, meeting is a fate in fate.Gaze, just for a glimpse of you, and let me think for a moment, brewing the long-cherished reserve into an agate-like oath.In an instant, the dream was shattered.Turned into this drizzle, dripping down on the lonely window eaves...

"..."

No matter how elegant or vulgar the girls are, they always give people such a weird feeling.

"Golden Retriever Great Ape" and Nezha sister don't know how to comment on them, so they don't comment on anything at all.Just let them mess around.Do what you love...

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Meng Xingtong didn't know that the Qiling girls were competing "who is the bloodiest", she had already put all her attention on the "remnant soul" of Zi Xing in the "Golden Beast".

Meng Xingtong is also a little worried that the "golden beast" in front of her will suddenly turn around and run away (she suspects that this guy "swallowed" Zi Xing's "remnant soul" by mistake), so, just to be on the safe side, Meng Xingtong doesn't care about it at all. To be polite, he directly released a few strands of energy, forming a bondage, directly "blocking" all the "golden beast"'s escape routes.

In the end, the two forces, one on the left and the other on the right, held the "Golden Beast" on the spot like two giant hands closing together——嘠嘠嘠, let's see where you can go! ?

After completing a series of actions, Zi Xing finally settled down, and seriously scanned the inside of the "Golden Beast" with his "Spiritual Consciousness", trying to touch the ball of "blood color" in the belly of the "Golden Beast". "The stuff, the stuff that gave Meng Xingtong a very familiar feeling.

Oh oh, being careful, I finally managed to make contact with that "blood-colored light group".This contact, the feeling of familiarity multiplied a thousand times... Meng Xingtong's mind was like a silent movie playing, and the experiences from the beginning of her similarity with Zi Xing appeared in her mind one by one, repeating over and over again appeared...

Meng Xingtong finally confirmed that it was correct—the "blood-colored light ball" that appeared in front of her was the remnant soul of Zi Xing.

Go through all kinds of hardships.At this moment, she finally established direct contact with Zi Xing's "remnant soul"...

After repeated confirmation by her, it was undoubtedly Zi Xing's "remnant soul".There is nothing wrong with that.

At that moment, Meng Xingtong burst into tears.

There were too many worries in my heart, and at the moment when I met Zixing's "remnant soul" again, I was vented and released.Meng Xingtong had been under tremendous psychological pressure before, and she was afraid that she and Zi Xing would never see each other again...

Zi Xing's remnant soul was right in front of her.According to the reminder of that mysterious guy, Zi Xing's soul must be granted all the "cancelled sword skills" in order to save Zi Xing's life... Is that so?

When things came to an end, Meng Xingtong felt a sense of uncertainty again.

Of course, she didn't think that it was a "scam" or something, but she was a little uncertain: that seemingly fragile strand of "remnant soul", can it really support the inheritance of n kinds of "remnant sword skills"?

If you can't support it, needless to say, anyone can imagine it: it will be a very, very serious consequence.

Although the Qiling girls agreed that her "IQ" was a big problem, Meng Xingtong never thought so.For example, now, she carefully thought of a very important issue of "the endurance of Zi Xing's remnant soul".This also reflects that she also has a "cautious" side of her character.

How to do?what can we do about it?

For a while, Meng Xingtong fell into a dilemma. (To be continued. If you like this work, you are welcome to vote for recommendations and monthly tickets. Your support is my biggest motivation. )