Rebirth of King Zhou

The "Spray Little Beast" has always maintained only the shape of a beast, and has not yet reached the realm of "transformation into a human form", but this is "enough" for the girls with spirits.

This is not surprising at all.Originally, the "body" of Qiling girls is not human, so they still have more aesthetic vision of "Qiling".In other words, like the two "little alien beasts" with no fixed shape, the spirits also think it's pretty good.

Hmm, the "Spray Little Beast", who is almost certain to be the winner, can reach the level of a super "male god" in their eyes. (Ahem, this "male god" is of course a group corresponding to the "goddess" in **Si's eyes. Here, it does not specifically refer to male cultivation powers in the cultivation world. It has nothing to do with "realm". )

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The Qi Ling girls regard "Little Wave Beast" as a legendary "male god" and have no real help for "Little Wave Beast", but "Golden Retriever Ape" and sister Nezha are guilty.

Here's the thing -

Nezha should not maintain a vigorous curiosity about "new things".She just didn't understand what the "male god" repeatedly mentioned in the mouths of Qiling girls was. When the son came, he became interested, and described the perfect "male god image" to Nezha's sister in a hurry.

Both the big ape and the little Nezha were stunned by the "image of a male god" described by the girls.

Red girl: "The so-called male god is a weird creature—whether the male god is a mild or severe cleanser, one thing is clear: as long as he doesn't go out, he is definitely a beggar!"

Orange girl: "Science male gods are cold on the outside and hot on the inside, and male gods on liberal arts are hot on the outside and cold on the inside. If he is cold on the outside and cold on the inside—girls, don’t force yourself!!! And most of the male gods, They all hate crazy girls and girls who are too quiet. Who is the ideal type of a male god? Most of them can be summarized as Zhou Xun's face, Liu Shishi's character, Qi Wei's aura, Liu Yifei's temperament, Jiaren (The Adams) cat sex."

Huang. Girl: "It is said that male gods like long hair. This is instinct. Male gods wear white shoes to poke girls cute. In fact, girls wearing white skirts also poke male gods eyes... Also please note: girls around 160 tall should control their weight Between 85 and 100, the most loving. The male gods also like girls to wear summer school uniforms, you know. I like to guess what color girls' underwear is!"

Green girl: "Male gods like Nike and Adidas, and Converse less. gap."

Young girl: "Most male gods don't like taking pictures and...stealing (don't use this camera to make trouble with male gods. He will get angry). Male gods don't care about girls' faces the most. They care more about girls' faces. Hands and legs. As long as the face can be seen (the first thing a male god sees a girl on the street is the legs and then the face)."

Blue girl: "The male god hates girls who want candies all day long. He thinks they are mentally retarded and naive, but this does not mean that girls are ugly when they eat sweets (the male god will never understand why girls are so picky about eating)."

Purple Girl: "The most ignorant first love of a male god is in elementary school. There must be someone he likes in elementary school, but he didn't know it was liking at the time~ Underage male gods all have different degrees of obsessive-compulsive disorder."

Black girl: "A male god's fear of bugs is inversely proportional to his spiritual sophistication. The most fundamental reason why a male god fights with a girl is to have physical contact with him without embarrassment."

White girl: "The male god likes girls who pretend to be literary. How can they be fake? The key depends on their personal preferences... After the two broke up, the girls' grades are getting worse and worse, but the male god will miraculously improve."

Red girl: "Tell the girls weakly that 30.00% of male gods wear underwear to increase their height. In fact, male gods do not have girls who can eat spicy food. And the worst way for male gods to confess is to write love letters. Hmph. Male Gods have a proud side."

Orange girl: "The male god hates other people touching his penis, even more than girls. Although he looks cheerful on the surface, he already hates you in his heart... The male god must have bullied girls when he was young."

Huang. Girl: "Gods hate girls getting ear piercings and tattoos. It's good to do it quietly... In fact, most of the gods don't like girls cursing. Except for couples who have established a relationship, if he scolds you , you are destined to be his buddy~ What a painful realization."

Green girl: "The male god prefers the long white one. Because he is afraid that he will not be able to see you at night and can only see his teeth... The male god tries to use his mobile phone as little as possible to type symbols and talk nonsense... In fact, a beautiful girl who dares to show his forehead. Than Tiantian Those who cover their bangs are more appreciated by male gods."

Young girl: "..."

Under the strong "certification" of the Qiling girls, both the big ape and the little Nezha reluctantly admitted that the "Little Wave Beast" is a "male god".

Qi Ling and the others so hard to promote the various standards of "male gods", isn't it because everyone admits that the "spray little beast" they admire is "male god"?Just satisfy their request.

Seeing these two "listeners" express their approval, but their faces are very reluctant, the sensitive girls are a little dissatisfied.

The purple girl stared at the "Golden Retriever Ape" and asked it: "Big Monkey, do you think the knowledge we imparted to you is boring and useless? If you have such an idea, you might as well say it openly." ah……"

"Golden Retriever Ape" is a very smart monkey, how can he tell the truth to the clever girls?

The big ape hurriedly said seriously: "Some seemingly 'boring' knowledge, but it can't be said that it has no practical use!!! Just like, a man who goes to KTV, if he doesn't pay attention to some very small details, he is 'pure'. consumption'; but if he goes to ktv and pays attention to the details, then he may not spend a single penny. Just enjoying some ready-made services in ktv..."

There is such a good thing?For the first time, the most imaginative girls feel that their "imagination" is not enough.They asked the great ape one after another with great interest, asking it to explain in more detail.

"Golden Retriever Ape" is also a show off "Show Bag".Being questioned by the girls, it greatly satisfied its vanity.It is even more elated.The experience of "going to ktv without spending money to enjoy" is described in detail——

Anyone who has been to a ktv knows that drinking alcohol is so expensive! ! !However, shrewd and careful people can come up with a few simple and practical tricks.To make my brother's consumption compensated (if you do well, you can earn some!)

1. KTV’s toilets don’t cost you how many times you use them, and toilet paper doesn’t cost you—so drink plenty of water.Not only moisten the throat, but also use the free toilet.So use it more. 2. Remember!The waiters are also free!So just ring the service bell!Anyway, if he gets angry, he will sue him, and he is the one who deducted the money, so pay more. 3. Some of the boxes contain one magazine, and some have two.A magazine can be bought for less than a hundred yuan-so it's "snacking" and going away. 4. Basically, even the batteries in the remote control cannot be spared.So go away. 5. There may be a kind of anti-smoke bag in ktv, which belongs to "escape equipment". A bag seems to be worth four or five hundred yuan, so just go. 6. The microphone of ktv... well, I don't mean to take it away, but to change it.That is, you can get a worse one or a bad one.Replace the semi-new one, because the microphones in the ktv are all good! (It's less eye-catching.) There are also microphone covers in the cash drawer, and a pack of three is very useful, so just go. 7. It is free to make local calls in ktv, so feel free to make calls, it is best to take away the calls. 8. Take the "order book"-this is a bit exaggerated, but it is still feasible. 9. The "pillow" in ktv-although it is a bit dirty.But you can take it home and use "Wangcai" as a bed, so let's go!But remember to bring a big bag to pack!

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The "experience" of the "Golden Retriever Ape" made the simple little sister Nezha feel bitter.

She murmured to herself: Isn't this instigating others to be thieves?You big monkey is used to being a thief, why haven't you ever stolen peaches and golden elixir?There is no psychological burden for stealing some ktv stuff... But I can't instigate you sisters so recklessly...

What made little Nezha "surprised", those girls with clever skills will eat this set.

They all found the "experience" of the great ape very useful.Of course, it is still not perfect, so the girls also actively added n points——

1. Order a cup of coffee at the ktv.In fact, after drinking the coffee, the set of coffee cups should also be removed - remember to double the amount of cream and sugar, if the taste is heavy, you can order 3 servings, and the sugar and cream must be removed. 2. If you order Coke, remember that an empty can is worth a few cents, so you have to take the can away after drinking it. (Priority is given to taking aluminum cans) 3. When going to ktv, be sure to bring an empty coke can to the bathroom, and fill up the hand sanitizer.dry go. 4. KTV must have fire-fighting equipment. Generally, the hoses for fire-fighting windows cost tens of dollars per meter, so they have to be removed. 1. As for some ktvs that have candles, mosquito repellants, and fragrances, all of them should be taken away. 5. Remember to dry the toothpick when ordering fruit. 6. If it is a ktv with computer ordering songs.Be sure to remove the mouse as well. 7. Generally speaking, KTV sofas are also made of genuine leather, so when you leave, you can tear off a piece of the back of the sofa and make a cushion for it. 8. When checking out, you must issue an invoice.It would be best if it can be reimbursed - if the lady is not paying attention, it would be best to get rid of the entire blank invoice.

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This time, Nezha's sister fainted from hearing it.And the "Golden Retriever Ape" seemed to have found an organization, and became "feeling with each other" with that kind of spirited girls.It's really "my way is not alone".

The big ape and the girl with the spirit, the more they look at each other, the more pleasing they are.It is probably the legend that only "heroes" can recognize and value heroes.

Nezha sisters are far from reaching their "sexy state", so they endured and endured, and finally couldn't help telling them the truth: "Sisters, these things you say so happily are a little bit It seems like you are conspiring to be a "thief"? This doesn't seem to be a glorious thing, right? Besides, the big monkey has robbed the entire heaven and is famous, but you plan to rob a small ktv box, what is this? ..."

The truth is often the most "harsh"... The black girl suddenly put on a tight face, and said to Nezha seriously: "Sister Nezha, are you laughing at us sisters? "

Nezha hurriedly said: She has no intention of offending your sisters...

The Qiling girls all seemed to be "confessing their hearts", with the tone of "chanting" in the church, they all groaned in unison——

"Tetris" tells us: the mistakes made will accumulate, and the successes will disappear. "Super Mario" tells us: Success depends not on how high you jump, but on how far you run. "Contra" tells us: what stops you from advancing is not the enemy in front, but the black gun behind you! "Tank War" tells us: Don't just think about shooting cannons, but be optimistic about your own birds. "Snake" tells us: what defeats oneself is not sugar-coated bullets.It's his own body that is getting longer and longer, and he is the most powerful enemy. "Thunder" tells us: People always think you are masturbating, but in fact you are dodging bullets. "Angry Birds" tells us: When we fail, it is pigs who laugh at us!

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Nezha was completely defeated.Faced with such a group of "living treasures", I can only admit that I am a pig (I have been dealing with them for a long time, and I feel that my IQ is constantly being "lowered", and I am infinitely close to a "pig". Nezha has to admit that he is a "pig". It's not too difficult a thing.)

The Qiling girls were still chattering with someone, when they suddenly heard the "golden-haired great ape" exclaim: "Ahem, look quickly. He is regarded by you as having the potential of a 'male god'" The Little Splash, seems to have nothing to do with the Little Lightning Beast... Its round of attacks lasted for more than a quarter of an hour, and it still hasn't broken through the defense of the Little Lightning Beast!!! What's wrong with that?! "

After being reminded by the big ape, all the women hurriedly turned around.Stare to see.

Sure enough, the big ape didn't exaggerate at all (it's their style to speak exaggeratedly, and the big ape only does it occasionally), that "Little Wave Beast" has completely transformed into a monstrous wave, overwhelming the opponent completely. Submerged in the turbid waves... This is simply a 360-degree all-round washing!All-round attack!Indiscriminate bombardment! ! !

However, under such a terrifying "encirclement and suppression", a really beautiful purple halo appeared around the body of the "little thunder and lightning beast", covering its body with a thin layer.

It was that very thin layer of purple light.But it has become the best protective layer for the "Little Lightning Beast".

No matter how ferocious the turbid waves surrounding it are, it is still difficult to break through that layer of purple light—it looks easy to break through, but it just can't break through.

This weird situation has been going on for more than a quarter of an hour, and there is still no result.However, such a battle that took place inside the "soul body" is very impactful purely from the visual effects of the screen. The "Golden Retriever Ape" was too lazy to listen to the noise of the girls, so he focused more on the battle inside the "soul body". After watching it for a while, it made him see something was wrong.

No no!It's so wrong! ! !

It can be seen that "Spray Little Beast" is already going all out to explode its strength.The attack is also going all out - under such circumstances, considering that Langhua is ten times stronger than Thunder and Lightning, the "Little Thunder and Lightning Beast" will definitely last for less than a quarter of an hour.Let alone a quarter of an hour, according to common sense, it should be difficult to support even 3 minutes.

However, the "little thunder and lightning beast" just persevered.

This is not scientific.Everyone is not blind, and there is no problem with the powerful "spiritual consciousness", so there should be no problem with judgment.Therefore, the most conservative estimate of the audience: the current waves are ten times stronger than thunder and lightning.

But even with this ten-fold gap, it was still unable to break through the thin purple light defense of the "Little Thunder Beast"—this phenomenon was not normal no matter how you looked at it.

The "Golden Retriever Ape" was full of doubts.

Ms. Nezha still maintains her honest style, she thought of something in her heart, and said it directly: "My sisters, I think the waves can't clean up the thunder and lightning with so much effort, it must be it' Medium use'? If 'Spray' is really stronger than the opponent, it won't be able to fight until now... Seeing its current performance, do you feel disappointed? It also meets your expectations of 'male god' standard?"

Sister Nezha's seemingly "children's words" questioned, but it directly pierced the hearts and lungs of the Qiling girls.

Doesn't this mean pointing out that there is something wrong with their eyesight in disguise?He even considered "Little Splash" as one of the candidates for "Male God".

Qi Ling, who wanted face, immediately regarded Nezha's sister's unintentional questioning as a kind of "red fruit slap in the face", very upset.No, the faces of the Qi Ling girls were darker than one another, and their little faces were tight, and they didn't talk to each other.

This is a bit abnormal for them who have always talked a lot.Uh, no, it's Mrs.... It's too abnormal.

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It's not just that the Qiling girls can't see why the performance of "Spray Little Beast" is so unsatisfactory?Inside the "soul body", the "Brick Spirit" is also very puzzled by such a question.

Seeing that the situation seems to be good, but there is a "crisis" lurking in the battle scene, the "Brick Spirit" finally couldn't help it, and asked "Frame" quietly: "Hey, what happened? I can feel you The top-level magic weapon that can be continuously promoted-the game space is already more than ten times stronger than the opponent, why is it still unable to destroy the opponent?! This is unreasonable! Because according to my observation, the 'purple' made by Thunder Huan' is not an innate magic weapon, it's nothing more than an energy shield, and it shouldn't be much stronger - what exactly does it rely on to block an attack ten times its size?"

Speaking of this, the "Brick Spirit" was a little unconfident, and asked again: "Could it be that there is something wrong with my spiritual consciousness? Then the strength of the 'Thunder and Lightning Beast' is not ten times weaker?"

"Frame" obviously also conducted a full study of this weird phenomenon, and has a preliminary answer.Therefore, in the face of the "Brick Spirit" question, it seems quite calm, with the feeling of having a well-thought-out plan——

[otherwise.There is nothing wrong with your spiritual sense: Splash has continuously accumulated game energy, and is already more than ten times stronger than your opponent.Under such circumstances, it is still unable to destroy the opponent, there is a reason...]

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