Becoming Stronger After Death: I Keep Seeking Death in the World of the Universe.
Chapter 266: The Clothes of the Dead: "The cabinet is moving! I don't want to play anymore
Chapter 266: The Clothes of the Dead: "The cabinet is moving! I don't want to play anymore!"
Li Qingmei and the groom were also stunned when they saw Xu Wang actually took the initiative to go into the stove.
I thought he was trying to cheat, so I quickly took two steps forward to catch up with him.
As a result, Xu Wangzhen did not resist at all and happily went into the stove hole.
Then, as expected, Xu Wang let out a scream of pain due to the burning fire.
Looking at the figure tumbling in the stove hole, Li Qingmei turned her head in disbelief and looked at the groom: "Is there something wrong with this guy's brain?"
The groom was more worried about something else: "I offered a fool to the Kitchen God. Will he blame us?"
Slaughtering animals to offer sacrifice to the Kitchen God is what they have been doing over the years.
Normally, sacrifices are offered to all kinds of people.
But for someone with a hysterical brain, this was really the first time for him to offer sacrifice.
Therefore, it is not certain whether the Kitchen God can accept it.
If they accidentally make the Kitchen God angry, they will be in big trouble.
Fortunately, the Kitchen God did not show any abnormality in the end.
But the fire in the stove burned even more vigorously!
Faintly, Xu Wang finally stopped struggling.
However, Li Qingmei and the groom could hear some crackling sounds coming from the jujube stove.
It seemed like something exploded.
But that was definitely not the sound of firewood.
The Kitchen God’s sacred stove does not have any wood to start fire.
Li Qingmei took two steps forward curiously.
Then there was another "bang" sound!
A white object jumped out of the stove and hit Li Qingmei directly in the face.
Li Qingmei was startled as if she had a stress reaction.
He quickly took a step back and subconsciously raised his hand to catch the white thing.
When I looked down, I saw it was a grain of popcorn.
At this time, corn had been introduced to the Central Plains for quite some time, and popcorn had also been invented long ago.
In the earliest times, popcorn was made from glutinous rice and wheat.
When corn was introduced, the material for popcorn gradually became corn.
Looking at the popcorn in her hand, Li Qingmei finally understood why Xu Wang had to eat that piece of dried corn before entering the stove.
So he came just for the popcorn?!
Doesn't this make him look even more crazy?
"Bang bang bang!"
A series of crackling sounds rang out.
A large amount of popcorn spurted out of the stove hole as if it had life.
It hit Li Qingmei like raindrops.
Li Qingmei didn't dare to get angry, so she could only raise her hands to protect her face and quickly retreat.
Fortunately, one corn can only produce a few popcorn kernels.
It soon calmed down.
The blazing flames in the stove gradually shrank and became gentle.
Li Qingmei and the groom bent down and looked into the stove hole.
I found that it was pitch black inside, with only a bunch of ashes stuck to the walls of the cave.
That annoying guy was finally sacrificed to the Kitchen God.
Now their mission is accomplished.
The rest of the month will be at their disposal.
"God of Kitchen, please forgive me if there is anything wrong with my family. Thank you for your supervision and protection this month. May you also be respected in heaven. My daughter and I will take our leave first."
Li Qingmei pulled the groom beside her to kneel and kowtow to the sacred stove, showing great respect.
"Oh, you are so polite? And you are so generous."
As soon as the two of them kowtowed, they heard a familiar voice coming from the front.
The sound immediately startled both Li Qingmei and the coachman.
He stood up suddenly like a spring!
Both of them looked at Xu Wang in front of them in disbelief!
Didn't this person sacrifice his body and soul to the Kitchen God? !
Why is he still standing here? !
This is impossible!
This is not only unscientific, it is not even theological!
Xu Wang had just climbed out of the stove and patted the ashes off his body with some disgust.
Then he picked up a handful of popcorn from the ground and handed it to Li Qingmei and the others: "Hey, do you want some popcorn? Don't be polite, I'll treat you. Although the popcorn was successfully popped, it was a pity that it was not what I imagined.
This was revealed by the authority of that false god. It's such a pity.
It seems that there is still a lot of room for improvement in things like crematorium popcorn.”
Xu Wang was muttering to himself, and from time to time he would put a piece of popcorn or two into his mouth to chew.
But Li Qingmei and the groom couldn't care less.
They looked at Xu Wang as if they were facing a formidable enemy.
He has quietly moved back, ready to escape immediately if there is any danger.
There's something wrong with this thing in front of me!
No matter how dumb Li Qingmei and the others were, they could see that Xu Wang was definitely not a simple failed scholar!
"Kitchen God, help me!"
Li Qingmei shouted first, then raised her hand and swung it.
Two red silk ribbons extended out and whipped towards Xu Wang!
Xu Wang just stood there smiling without any movement.
Then several sword lights flashed.
The Wujiang Sword flew out and cut the two silk strips that were pulled towards Xu Wang into pieces of cloth.
"Yu Jian! You damn cultivator! You are not a scholar!"
Li Qingmei's face had become green and fangs had grown thick. After she finished speaking angrily, she leaped out, broke through the window and rushed out of the east kitchen.
Xu Wang still wants to pursue.
The armored groom had already stood in front of Xu Wang.
He was seen holding a big knife and slashing at Xu Wang continuously.
But before he got close, he was blocked by Xu Wang's flying sword.
All I heard was a series of ding-dong sounds.
The big sword that was wrapped in evil spirit was already covered with cracks.
This situation surprised both Xu Wang and the coachman.
Both sides were surprised at the toughness of the other's weapons.
"Bang!"
Finally, there was another collision.
Xu Wang's Wujiang sword directly cut off the groom's sword and flew directly towards the groom behind the sword!
"clang!"
There was another sound of metal clashing.
The flying sword slashed across.
The groom was chopped and flew out, breaking through the wall behind him and falling into the yard outside.
"return!"
Xu Wang waved his hand.
The Wujiang Sword drew a circle in the air and returned to Xu Wang's hand.
The groom and Li Qingmei were obviously not human.
I just don’t know if it’s a demon or a monster.
Despite the sharpness of the Wujiang Sword, it only left a scar on the groom's waist-high armor and failed to completely injure the groom behind the armor.
Xu Wang looked back at the stove behind him.
A cluster of flames in the stove hole was still swaying and burning.
That is the stove fire of the so-called "Kitchen God".
But the Kitchen God is not here. The sacred stove here is just used by the other party to receive offerings.
But there is no doubt about it.
The other party must have discovered the abnormal situation here.
It depends on whether he wants to come over.
No matter what the Kitchen God is like, Xu Wang still has to solve the current troubles first.
Xu Wang was thinking about something in his mind, holding a sword in his hand, and slowly walked out of the kitchen.
There were no lights in the mansion.
Only the blue moonlight illuminates the courtyard.
It was quiet outside, with a thin mist floating around. The atmosphere was extremely strange.
Xu Wang was not afraid. He hummed a song and walked towards the courtyard.
Under the moonlight, two figures can be seen lying on the ground in the bluestone-paved courtyard.
Xu Wang walked straight over and kicked them lightly with his toes.
"Hey, get up, you're not allowed to sleep here."
As he spoke, Xu Wang increased his strength a little.
He turned their bodies over, then took a breath of the cool night air.
The two people who fell to the ground were Li Qingmei and the groom.
But these two people have obviously been dead for a long time.
The skin on his body was dry and wrinkled, his eyeballs were missing from his eye sockets, and maggots were crawling inside them.
Both bodies were wearing only their inner linings.
The waist-length armor on the groom and the moon-lit skirt on Li Qingmei have disappeared.
"It's a bit interesting."
Xu Wang didn’t think that the two people who had been in the car with him before were hallucinations.
This is where the fun begins.
"It's a pity that Ning Caichen is not here, otherwise it would be very interesting to see him screaming in fear."
Xu Wang no longer cared about the two bodies on the ground.
The real groom and Li Qingmei must have hidden themselves, so Xu Wang had to find them.
The mental scan begins.
Easily covers this deserted mansion.
Xu Wang soon discovered something strange in the house.
Inside a wing room in the side courtyard.
A moonlit skirt and a waist-length armor were neatly stacked in the closet.
Yue Huaqun lowered her voice, extremely frightened and a little angry, and said: "How did you get chopped? Is he so powerful? Leave quickly, don't hide with me!"
Qi Yaojia was also very angry when he heard this: "It's already this time, and you still say such things. The Kitchen God must have known about what happened here. We should work together now and hold on until the Kitchen God arrives.
If we really separate, do you want us to be defeated one by one by that shameless guy?"
Yue Huaqun wanted to speak again, but she heard footsteps outside the room, so she quickly lowered her voice and said anxiously: "Don't talk, he's coming, let's try to hide from him, hoping to deceive him."
The waist armor no longer made any sound.
In the quiet mansion, Xu Wang's footsteps were particularly obvious.
And Xu Wang’s strange singing: “Looking and looking~Looking for a friend, I found a good friend~Salute and shake hands, you are my good friend”
"Squeak——!"
The wooden door of the wing was pushed open.
A cloud of dust was suddenly raised!
"Cough, cough, cough!"
Xu Wang was choked and quickly waved his hand to disperse the dust in front of him, then took two steps back and covered his mouth and nose with his hands.
"Wow, there's so much dust. It looks like this room hasn't been opened for a long time. There must be no one inside."
Xu Wang's voice came again.
Inside the closet, the Yuehua Skirt and the Waist Armor both breathed a sigh of relief.
It would be enough if I could trick Xu Wang away.
As long as the Kitchen God arrives, no matter how powerful Xu Wang is, he will die!
Listening to Xu Wang's footsteps gradually fading away.
The two ghosts hiding in the closet felt more relaxed.
When they really thought Xu Wang was gone, Xu Wang's voice suddenly rang out in front of them!
That sound is very close!
It's like standing outside the closet and talking to someone with only a door between them.
If they hadn't been dead already, this would have been enough to scare them into cardiac arrest.
"The wardrobe is moving!"
Xu Wang floated silently in front of the wardrobe and spoke as if talking to himself.
The moonlit skirt and waist-length armor are so scary.
All I heard was a sharp "squeak".
Xu Wang had already reached out and slowly opened the wardrobe a little.
A little moonlight shines in through the gap in the cabinet door.
Then he was blocked by Xu Wang's moving body.
Through the Yuehua skirt and the waist-length armor, one could see Xu Wangna’s gaze peeking inside through the crack in the door.
The two sides just made eye contact.
Yuehuaqun could no longer endure this depressing atmosphere!
She yelled, "My cabinet moved! I don't want to play anymore!"
Then the skirt stood up as if it were a living person, broke through the wardrobe from the side, and rushed out!
But before the skirt was halfway out, Xu Wang reached out and grabbed it tightly.
He smiled brightly and cheerfully: "I knew you were hiding here! Haha, I caught you! Now it's your turn to act like ghosts and catch me!"
After saying that, Xu Wang turned and ran.
He disappeared in front of the two ghosts in a flash.
That's right.
These two things are neither demons nor monsters, but ghosts.
They are the clothes of the dead.
Ghosts are formed because of the lingering resentment of dead people.
Different from other ghosts.
They have their own shape, which is this set of clothes, or armor.
Therefore, their most obvious weakness is also this outfit.
Even ordinary people with no skills can be killed by destroying their clothes.
But compared to other ghosts.
There is another benefit of the clothes for the dead.
As long as the clothes are put on a living person, they can live in the world of the living like living people for a long time, without fear of the sun.
Perhaps for this reason, after the two pieces of clothes for the dead had been wandering around for a while, they were noticed by the so-called Kitchen God and he took them in as his subordinates.
For hundreds of years thereafter, people would slaughter animals and offer sacrifices to the Kitchen God every month.
"He ran away, what should we do?"
The groom's waist armor also floated out of the closet at this time, and he looked at the direction where Xu Wang disappeared in a daze.
Yuehuaqun also floated in the air. After a slight hesitation, she said, "I just thought about it. We can't run away. We have to at least fight that bitch! Even if we get hurt!"
"why?"
The waist armor is not understandable.
Yue Huaqun then continued, "If the Kitchen God really comes, he will definitely not be satisfied with our appearance. Our fate will be even worse by then. We are doing this for the Kitchen God to see."
Qi Yaojia thought this made sense.
Compared to that psychopathic Xu Wang.
As expected, the power of the Kitchen God is more terrifying.
So it immediately said, "Okay! I'll listen to you and let's fight him! I took his sword before, but he's not that strong. If you and I join forces, we might have a chance of winning!"
As he was speaking, two large swords flew out of the house and floated beside the waist-high armor.
After making their decision, the two dead men flew out of the room and began to search for Xu Wang all over the mansion.
The madman just now said that it was their turn to find him.
That means he's hiding too.
But the problem is.
They are very familiar with this mansion, and they should be able to find Xu Wang no matter where he hides.
As a result, I have been searching for almost an hour, but I can't see even a single person!
Even the waist armor was a little impatient.
It smashed the rockery next to it with one blow and said angrily, "How can we not find it? Is it playing a trick on us and has actually run away a long time ago?!"
His tone was very angry, but Qi Yaojia was actually somewhat happy inside.
If Xu Wang really ran away, it would be good.
"Hey! You guys are so useless! My Tiezhu is better at playing hide-and-seek than you! I almost fell asleep waiting for you. I suggest you sit at the same table with Harry Osborn."
At this time, next to the rockery, Xu Wang opened a box and stood up, his face full of dissatisfaction.
"Hey! You little thief!"
"Die, bitch!"
The moonlit skirt and waist-length armor were startled!
Then, they attacked Xu Wang together at the fastest speed!
Two big swords and two pieces of bright red silk directly smashed Xu Wang who appeared to pieces!
Blood and flesh were flying everywhere!
(End of this chapter)
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