Versatile Mage: Soul and Demon Dual Cultivation.

Chapter 339 The Widow is the Smartest
No matter how confused the people present were, they all saw the trick, and dozens of pairs of eyes were staring at Sha Zhu!
Xu Damao crossed his arms and said with a smile: "Heh, Silly Zhu, why don't you report it? This crime is not light. As long as you report it, I will be dead. What are you waiting for?"

Facing Xu Damao's questioning, Sha Zhu hung his head and said nothing. No one knew what he was thinking. His previous arrogant look was long gone. Now Sha Zhu was like a coward!

Sha Zhu was indeed scared, but Xu Damao is no longer the same Xu Damao. It is now the winter of 1965, and the Spring Festival is coming soon. The wind will blow in half a year at most. Now is Xu Damao's best chance to escape!

"Hiss... If you don't go to report the case, I will!"

Xu Damao endured the pain in his body and walked out of the yard without hesitation. Feeling the current state of this body, Lin Chen couldn't help but sigh: How could a good man like Xu Damao be dressed in this body! This body is so weak!
"Don't go...quickly...quickly stop him!!!" Someone shouted, and the yard suddenly became a mess. Everyone rushed forward in panic to stop Xu Damao.

But how could Xu Damao, who had already changed his heart, be stopped by these mortals? In a moment, Xu Damao's figure disappeared!
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Xu Damao staggered along the dim street, silently checking the system information!

[Ding... An unknown plane core has been detected, the system is integrating...]

[Ding... The unknown plane is detected as a technological plane, some functions of the spirit world have been locked! ]

[Ding... It is detected that the host is a mortal body. Please go to the spirit world as soon as possible to awaken the martial soul! ]

After digesting the information from the system, a smile appeared on Xu Damao's horse face.

This time the journey was a little simpler than originally expected, and Xu Damao also understood the power of the main system.

Although most of the functions of the spirit world have been locked and cannot be used, the storage function of the spirit world can still be used. The biggest difference is that the central area of ​​the spirit world can no longer be reached.

But the system still gave Xu Damao a huge piece of land, with farmland, forests, grasslands, oceans, rivers, etc., and the flow of time still reached a hundred times!
It’s just that soul beasts are not allowed to enter this land, but Xu Damao is already very satisfied. This is equivalent to a QQ farm!

In that era of food and clothing shortage, Xu Damao no longer had any worries about survival!
Except for the storage function, all the core functions of the spiritual world are unusable. Fortunately, the warehouse in the spiritual world has met all of Xu Damao's needs.

The sky was getting darker and darker. Xu Damao simply sorted out the information left by the system. He did not immediately return to the spiritual world to awaken his martial soul. Instead, he dragged his mutilated body and quickly came to the nearest police station to report the case.

Even though he was reincarnated as Xu Damao, a cripple, Lin Chen was still very happy in his heart. With his foresight, Xu Damao was destined to live a life of wealth and honor!
Looking back, a few days ago, the original Xu Damao went to the countryside to film a movie and brought back two old hens. Chickens are precious these days, especially hens. It would be great to keep them for laying eggs. Xu Damao made the same choice as ordinary people.

But one of them was stolen by the thief in the yard. In the end, Shazhu had to take the blame and had to pay five dollars as compensation.

Although five dollars for a chicken is a bit expensive, it is an old hen. The benefits created by the eggs it lays are far greater than five dollars.

Although Sha Zhu lost the money, he still hated Xu Damao and waited for a chance to take revenge on him. Until yesterday afternoon, the chance came. A leader came to inspect, and Xu Damao, a projectionist, had dinner with the leader by being thick-skinned.

After the show, the drunk Xu Damao was ambushed by Sha Zhu. Not only was he beaten up, but he was also tied up and thrown into the canteen kitchen. You have to know that it was winter now, and it was a miracle that Xu Damao, with his small body, did not freeze to death.

What's worse is that Sha Zhu even burned Xu Damao's underpants!

The original body woke up this morning and had completely forgotten what happened last night. When he saw that he was tied up and his pants were missing, he was so scared that he quickly broke free and ran back home to change clothes!
The truth about the lost underpants eventually came to light and was discovered by his wife Lou Xiao'e, who immediately had a big fight with him. The wife was convinced that Xu Damao had been with another woman last night!
The quarrel between the two also attracted the neighbors, including Sha Zhu!

After Sha Zhu fanned the cold wind and ignited the ghost fire, the scene after Lin Chen traveled through time appeared!

Lin Chen has of course seen the famous drama Birds in the Courtyard. Xu Damao is the main supporting role in the drama and also a real villain.

To say that he is a villain is just the view of the 1960s and 1970s!
If a person like Xu Damao were to live in later generations, he could only be described as selfish at best, because he did not do anything harmful to the world.

Egoism can be said to be widespread in later generations, but it is a bit unusual in this era.

(The author is not whitewashing, just explaining objectively!)

What matters these days is unity, friendship, respect for the old and love for the young, mutual help and selfless dedication! ! ! !

As for the bad seeds that the old deaf man mentioned, they don’t exist at all. Objectively speaking, Xu Damao has never harmed anyone!
The only person in the play who fights to the death is Sha Zhu. They are truly a pair of happy enemies!
As for reporting Lou Xiaoe?
Hahaha! ! !
In that era, that was called ZZ correct!!! (emphasis added!)
What's more, Xu Damao had held back at the beginning, thinking that as they were husband and wife, they should part ways amicably. However, he didn't expect that Lou Xiao'e fell into the trap of the old deaf man and got together with Sha Zhu.

Who is the stupid one?

Xu Damao’s mortal enemy!
His ex-wife is going to marry his most hated enemy, isn’t Lou Xiaoe simply courting death! ! ! !
If I don’t report you, who will you report?
As for the specialties that Xu Damao brought back every time he went to the countryside, it was not a problem at all. Nowadays, the saying goes "live by the mountain, eat by the mountain; live by the water, eat by the water!"
Have you seen Shazhu’s lunch box?

Haven’t you seen Yan Bugui’s notebook and pen?
Haven’t you seen the screws and scrap iron used by fitters and blacksmiths?
If Xu Damao doesn't eat, drink or take anything when he goes to the countryside to show movies, the village chief and villagers will be worried. They will worry whether Xu Damao will put his heart into showing the movie!
The same goes for Sha Zhu’s lunch box. If Sha Zhu doesn’t take it, would those leaders dare to eat it?

As for the rumor that Xu Damao had an affair with a widow when he went to the countryside?
That's even more nonsense!
You have to know the environment of that era. Are those widows stupid?
Are the villagers stupid?
Just try hooking up with one. If she doesn’t cause you to divorce or blackmail you into bankruptcy, she is not a widow.

Widows are the smartest. Jia Zhangshi and Qin Huairu are living examples of this.

Is Shazhu really stupid?
No!!! Shazhu is not stupid at all, he is quite smart, but no matter how smart he is, he still fell into the hands of Widow Qin.

Even Dorgon can’t handle a widow, so what’s the use of Shazhu!
(End of this chapter)