Tomb Bride: A Millennium Immortal Jade Face Beauty
12. The vicious dog in the hole
"Ouch! Ouch! Damn! Gemini, are you crazy? Bewitched? You're going to kill brother Hao, you will use this face to win ten thousand girls in the future!" Lu Haotian fell to the ground and clutched his hands Nose yelled at me.
I said, don't you know that people scare people and scare people to death?Didn't you see where we are now, it's too late to hurry away, pull me to fuck your sister?Fortunately, I don't have a stick in my hand, otherwise I'll kill you with one stick!
He took out a tissue and wiped my nosebleeds and pushed me down. He made a silent motion with one hand, then pointed to a grave not far away and whispered to me: "Dude, look there, there..."
I looked in the direction of his finger, and there were two will-o'-the-wisps hanging in the air in front of a grave, sometimes fluttering up and down with the wind direction, as if warning us two uninvited guests who broke into their territory not to approach.
I stood up and said to him, "Didn't you study chemistry in junior high school? The cemetery is the place where the dead are buried. Phosphorus will naturally be produced after the human body rots. Will-o'-the-wisps are phosphorous fires. It's rare and strange!"
The rat's head shook like a rattle. "No, it's not that you look carefully behind the grave!"
I looked over and took a closer look, and there was a black shadow behind the deserted grave under the swaying will-o'-the-wisp. The black shadow kept shaking its body behind the grave as if it was playing something.
"Damn, don't be a zombie!" His trembling body of nearly 1.9 meters grabbed my sleeve.
"Fuck you, I think you look like a zombie. We are in the Northeast, not the South. Zombies don't rot in the soil. The soil in the Northeast is rich in nutrients, and it has experienced winter freezing and spring blooming. How can a corpse not rot after such a toss? Where did it come from?" Zombie!" Although I said so, I was still a little nervous, saying that zombies are impossible, but who can feel at ease when they meet a living creature in a cemetery in the middle of the night in the barren mountains and wild mountains!
The thing became alert when we heard the sound from our side, and a big black head poked out from behind the grave.It turned out to be a dirt dog, but the dirt dog was quite big, with a blood-stained intestine in its mouth, and the worms in the intestine wriggled and fell to the ground, curled up and crawled towards the back of the grave.The earth dog swallowed the carrion in one gulp, grinned and looked at us, and walked out from behind the grave slowly.
"Oh my God, this dog is really intelligent. I know that his two brothers have not vomited out of motion sickness just now. This is going to make me sick to death!"
After vomiting enough, seeing that the dirt dog didn't intend to pounce on us, we supported each other and quickly got up to escape from this weird cemetery.It seems that the dog meat I have been eating for a year and a half is too much to say less.
After running for more than ten minutes, the two of us couldn't run anymore. The mountain road had come to an end, and the emergency flashlight ran out of power as if it had completed its mission.Three dark stone steps appeared in front of us, and we sat down on the steps panting for breath and could no longer walk.
"Tiezi, do you think this small county is so poor? Why are all the dead buried in this unshitty mountain? And there is no monument erected, and no one is watching, all of which are left to the wild dogs."
In fact, don't look at me just now, but I was thinking about the problem that the mouse said. I think it is the [-]th century after all, and the Tonghua area is a tourist area in Jilin. It is not so poor. The crematorium must be There will be.
I said, don't you know that people scare people and scare people to death?Didn't you see where we are now, it's too late to hurry away, pull me to fuck your sister?Fortunately, I don't have a stick in my hand, otherwise I'll kill you with one stick!
He took out a tissue and wiped my nosebleeds and pushed me down. He made a silent motion with one hand, then pointed to a grave not far away and whispered to me: "Dude, look there, there..."
I looked in the direction of his finger, and there were two will-o'-the-wisps hanging in the air in front of a grave, sometimes fluttering up and down with the wind direction, as if warning us two uninvited guests who broke into their territory not to approach.
I stood up and said to him, "Didn't you study chemistry in junior high school? The cemetery is the place where the dead are buried. Phosphorus will naturally be produced after the human body rots. Will-o'-the-wisps are phosphorous fires. It's rare and strange!"
The rat's head shook like a rattle. "No, it's not that you look carefully behind the grave!"
I looked over and took a closer look, and there was a black shadow behind the deserted grave under the swaying will-o'-the-wisp. The black shadow kept shaking its body behind the grave as if it was playing something.
"Damn, don't be a zombie!" His trembling body of nearly 1.9 meters grabbed my sleeve.
"Fuck you, I think you look like a zombie. We are in the Northeast, not the South. Zombies don't rot in the soil. The soil in the Northeast is rich in nutrients, and it has experienced winter freezing and spring blooming. How can a corpse not rot after such a toss? Where did it come from?" Zombie!" Although I said so, I was still a little nervous, saying that zombies are impossible, but who can feel at ease when they meet a living creature in a cemetery in the middle of the night in the barren mountains and wild mountains!
The thing became alert when we heard the sound from our side, and a big black head poked out from behind the grave.It turned out to be a dirt dog, but the dirt dog was quite big, with a blood-stained intestine in its mouth, and the worms in the intestine wriggled and fell to the ground, curled up and crawled towards the back of the grave.The earth dog swallowed the carrion in one gulp, grinned and looked at us, and walked out from behind the grave slowly.
"Oh my God, this dog is really intelligent. I know that his two brothers have not vomited out of motion sickness just now. This is going to make me sick to death!"
After vomiting enough, seeing that the dirt dog didn't intend to pounce on us, we supported each other and quickly got up to escape from this weird cemetery.It seems that the dog meat I have been eating for a year and a half is too much to say less.
After running for more than ten minutes, the two of us couldn't run anymore. The mountain road had come to an end, and the emergency flashlight ran out of power as if it had completed its mission.Three dark stone steps appeared in front of us, and we sat down on the steps panting for breath and could no longer walk.
"Tiezi, do you think this small county is so poor? Why are all the dead buried in this unshitty mountain? And there is no monument erected, and no one is watching, all of which are left to the wild dogs."
In fact, don't look at me just now, but I was thinking about the problem that the mouse said. I think it is the [-]th century after all, and the Tonghua area is a tourist area in Jilin. It is not so poor. The crematorium must be There will be.
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