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The soldier operating the water gun smiled embarrassedly, then turned the direction of the water gun, aimed at the two gunners and fired. The water jet hit the two gunners hard, and the powerful impact knocked them down instantly. As soon as the two gunners got up, the water jet knocked them down again.

Covering their faces with their hands, the two gunners struggled on the deck. Several companions rushed up to help, and were knocked down as soon as they entered the water jet. It was not until seven or eight men rushed in that they huddled together, and the water jet disappeared. Only by knocking them down can they rescue their fallen companions.

Lin Yuan also saw this scene, and immediately said to the company commander and soldiers: "Hurry up and turn off the water gun, and then put on a smug look, the more smug the better!"

The company commander asked blankly: "Isn't it just knocking them down with water jets? It's not like sinking their warship. Why are you so happy?"

Lin Yuan smiled and said: "Provocative, they will be angry when they see you happy, and they will come to chase us when they are angry. You put on a straight face, they thought you were saying 'sorry', how can you be angry?"

The company commander answered loudly: "Yes!" Then he turned around and said to the soldiers: "Everyone should be happier!" Then he showed a knowing smile, and the soldiers also smiled. Lin Yuan smiled wryly when he saw everyone. , Said: "Comrade company commander, I asked you to provoke me, look at your smiles, like big sisters full of love! It's no wonder people can get angry!"

The company commander said helplessly: "Shuai Lin, we don't know how to provoke you..."

Lin Yuan patted his forehead and sighed: "You don't know how to provoke? Oh my God! Are there any fighters in your company who like to perform? Call them here!"

The company commander hurriedly said: "There are really two of them, let's look at the equipment below."

Lin Yuan immediately said: "Call them here!" Soon the two soldiers came to the deck, and Lin Yuan said to them: "Provoke the people on the opposite warship, will you?"

When the two soldiers heard this, they said confidently: "No problem!" The sailors on the ship were doused with water for no reason, and seeing that the Chinese were very happy, they immediately became furious, but there was no order, and they dared not shoot, so they quickly reported it to Nelson.

Nelson got angry when he heard it, and thought to himself: "It's unreasonable to dare to water our soldiers with a water gun! Go out and have a look!" Nelson came to the deck with a few staff officers. He was a middle-aged man with a pot belly The military uniform is conspicuous, so as soon as he got on the deck, Lin Yuan followed him.

Lin Yuan pointed to Nelson and said to the soldiers: "See that fat man, he must be a senior officer on the Majestic ship, now, take out all the water guns on the ship, everyone aim at him, and shoot me with all your might! "

Everyone thought it was fun to hit the British with water guns, so they took off the water guns on the ship and prepared to shoot. Several soldiers even recalled emotionally when they were young and chased chickens and ducks in the village with toy water guns When shooting water, they all sighed: "Shooting the British is much more fun than shooting chickens and ducks!"

When everyone was ready, Lin Yuan gave an order, and several jets of water rushed towards Nelson. The first jet of water just hit Nelson's stomach, and Nelson took two steps back involuntarily. The second and third jets of water adjusted their direction. Then came, and hit Nelson directly on the chest and stomach, and the powerful impact instantly knocked Nelson to the ground.

The staff officers and sailors around Nelson hurried forward to rescue Nelson, but as soon as they entered the water jet, several people were knocked down to the ground. In the panic, a jet of water hit Nelson on the head, and a golden object was lifted up by the jet of water. A shiny head was revealed, and it turned out that the water jet knocked Nelson's wig off!

At this time, the people who were drenched in water protected Nelson back to the command room. Not only was Nelson knocked down by Lin Yuan's subordinates with water jets, but his wig was also knocked off. : "Get ready to fire and sink the Chinese warship for me."

The sailors who were knocked down just now were also excited and wanted to fire to punish the arrogant and provocative Chinese. A few staff officers were calmer and persuaded: "Captain, you can't fire. If you fire, you will declare war on the Chinese." , we don't have the right to do that!"

Nelson immediately calmed down after being persuaded by the staff. He thought to himself: "Yes, it is true that we cannot fire guns. War is something that the captain cannot decide. What should I do? I was humiliated by Lin Yuan like this. Is it?" The more he thought about it, the more he got angry, grabbed the microphone of the loudspeaker, and said to Lin Yuan: "Lin Yuan, you are too shameless to provoke our warship rudely!"

Listening to Nelson's exasperated voice, Lin Yuan thought to himself: "They are angry, that's great!" But Lin Yuan didn't reply, but let the soldiers continue to shoot water at the majestic ship.

Seeing that Lin Yuan ignored him, Nelson said angrily: "Lin Yuan, wait, I will definitely drive you away!" He turned around and said to his subordinates: "Lin Yuan's warship has water guns, Don’t we have any on our warships? Take out the water guns on our warships and shoot at them to see who is the best!”

The sailor who held his breath heard this and immediately went to get the water gun. Of course Lin Yuan saw it, and thought in his heart: "The British are about to take the bait, let me play with them again." Lin Yuan pointed at those carrying the water gun The sailor smiled and said, "Shoot at them." After Lin Yuan finished speaking, he returned to the headquarters and said to Wu Xinghai, "We can turn around and leave."

Everyone in the headquarters also saw the happy scene on the deck just now, Wu Xinghai asked: "What's the matter? Don't let the soldiers play for a while?"

Lin Yuan smiled and said: "The British have already brought out their water guns and prepared to fight back. We withdrew before they fought back, making them want to hit us but they couldn't hit us. This kind of resentment that they can't fight back after being bullied is Most irritating, this feeling will make them chase us like a maniac."

The mocking windship then turned its course and increased its speed a little. When the majestic ship's water gun was fired, the water column could only hit the waves splashed by the mocking windship's stern. Tortured by the water column, everyone held their breath and fought back, but when they fought back, they found that the mocking windship had run away, which made everyone extremely angry. They shouted at the command room: "Let's catch up, yes, that's right, Show the Chinese some awesomeness!"

In the command room, Nelson was more angry than the sailors. When he saw the mocking wind ship turn around and leave, he immediately ordered: "Speed ​​up, speed up, catch up with the Chinese warship!"

A staff officer beside him said: "Captain, let's not chase the Chinese warships for a moment, shall we? After all, it is important to protect the transport fleet!"

Nelson said angrily: "Do you think this is a moment of anger? This matter is related to the dignity and honor of our British Empire. If you chase me, you must catch up with the Chinese warship!"