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Long Zhi rolled down the window and asked, "A fine? What kind of fine?"
The policeman said coldly: "You have gone the wrong way and violated the traffic rules. I will fine you."
Long Zhi couldn't laugh or cry for a while, thinking to himself: "I am here to persuade the Chinese army to surrender. You, a little policeman, want to fine me for 'violating traffic rules'. There is nothing more ridiculous in the world than this incident. something?"
Long Zhi was very helpless, and thought to himself: "Our car is a military vehicle, and our clothes are military uniforms. Can't he see our identities?"
Long Zhi opened the car door and got out of the car, stood in front of the police, patted the car door with his hand, and said with a smile: "Didn't you see that I am a military car?"
The policeman was unmoved and said, "Military vehicles should also be fined."
Long Zhi laughed again, thinking that this foolish policeman actually regarded us as the Russian army, so he pointed to the military uniform on his body and said, "Didn't you notice that this military uniform is different from the Russian military uniform?"
The policeman looked at Longzhi for a while, and said with disdain: "Looking at your black hair and black eyes, you must be a soldier from Tajikistan, right? You will also be fined."
Long Zhi smiled and said: "The soldiers of the Chinese army also have black hair and black eyes, so you don't doubt that I am a Chinese soldier?"
This time it was the policeman's turn to laugh: "Nonsense! The Chinese soldiers are thousands of versts away. How could they come to us? It's winter, and no one can cross the Pamirs in winter. Hurry up and pay, 500 rubles!" "
Long Zhi reluctantly took out his pistol, waved it in front of the policeman, and said, "Can I pay a fine for this?"
The policeman shook his head and said, "Pistols are everywhere on the black market, and they sell for 300 rubles at most. Your pistol is worthless..."
Long Zhi finally got angry. He thought to himself that I came to negotiate. You, a little policeman, dare to stop me. He reached out and pulled the barrel of the gun, pushed the bullet into the chamber, lifted the gun into the sky, and pulled the trigger with his finger. With a sound, the people on the road looked sideways.
The policeman pointed at Long Zhi tremblingly, and said, "You...you...you dare to shoot in the urban area, and you will be fined 1500 rubles!"
Long Zhi pointed the muzzle of the gun at the policeman's head, and said with a sneer, "I am Long Zhi, Chief of Staff of the 61st Plateau Combat Division of the Chinese Army. I have come to Dushanbe to meet the Russian Supreme Commander. Find me quickly! Otherwise, I will die with a single shot." about you!"
The policeman turned pale with fright, nodded repeatedly, and ran out staggeringly. The surrounding people heard that Long Zhi was the commander of the Chinese army, and they showed no signs of fear. They gathered around and looked at them curiously.
Not long after, there was the sound of running, and the crowd dispersed with a "hula", and saw a group of Russian soldiers running over under the leadership of an officer. He said suspiciously: "I am the chief of the Dushanbe Police Department, Colonel Antonov, and you are the commander of the Chinese army?"
Long Zhi nodded, Antonov frowned and said, "What evidence do you have?"
Long Zhi pointed to his military uniform and said with a smile, "The police don't know our Type 97 plateau and desert camouflage, so you, an officer, don't know either?"
Antonov really didn't know him, so he shook his head. Long Zhi pointed to his armband and said, "Someone of you should know the words on the armband, right?"
Antonov asked his subordinates to find a person who could understand Chinese characters. The person looked at the words on the armband and said, "China, 61, Plateau Combat Division."
Antonov believed it a little, and said, "I'll take you to see our garrison commander."
Long Zhi asked: "Is the garrison commander the highest commander of your garrison?"
Antonov nodded, Long Zhi said with a smile: "That's good, our large army is only [-] kilometers away from Dushanbe, and I'm here to persuade him to surrender."
Antonov said in surprise: "What? Your army is only fifty kilometers away from us? Is it true?"
Long Zhi said helplessly: "You can send out scouts to see, our barracks are behind a hill fifty kilometers away."
Antonov was terrified, and hurriedly called one of his subordinates, whispered a few words, Long Zhi smiled and said: "Be careful when you go to reconnaissance, our sentries can kill people."
Not too long ago, Antonov took Long Zhi to the official residence of the garrison commander. Antonov went to the door to tell the story, and the guard said, "Master Commander went to the governor's official residence to attend the ball, and is not at home."
Long Zhi thought helplessly: "We are all at the gates, yet you are still in the mood to have a dance party."
Antonov said hastily: "It's urgent, hurry up and get the Commander back."
The guard ran into the house and said to Antonov: "Mr. Director, Commander, please bring the Chinese army to the governor's mansion."
Antonov then took Long Zhi and the guards to the governor's mansion, and after being notified by the doorman, he went directly to the ball scene. As soon as he entered the ball hall, Long Zhi felt a gust of heat rushing towards his face. Burning red flames, the hall is warm and warm, and the world of ice and snow, the biting cold wind outside is simply two worlds.
There was also a strong scent in the heat, the scent of the jeweled women in the house who were dancing with the men to the soft music.
Long Zhi frowned, and said to Antonov: "Who is the garrison commander?"
Antonov looked at the crowd, pointed with his finger, and said, "He is the garrison commander. I'll go find him. Please wait a moment." After Antonov finished speaking, he walked up to a fat man who was wearing a gorgeous dress. Military uniform, with golden ribbons and clanging medals on the chest, it was obviously a high-ranking official.
Antonov whispered a few words to Fatty, Fatty nodded, then walked onto the stage, picked up the microphone and said loudly: "Now let us welcome two big liars, they say they are the commanders of the Chinese army!"
After the fat man finished speaking, he pointed at Long Zhi and his guards, and everyone turned their heads to look at Long Zhi and the guards. The guards were a little angry, and said to Long Zhi: "Chief of Staff, these people are so ridiculous, they actually put us Be a liar!"
Long Zhi chuckled, pointed to the dining table, and said with a smile, "Have you ever eaten those things? Caviar, barbecue, black bread, and vodka."
The guard shook his head, Long Zhi said with a smile: "Let's go, let's have a good meal today." After speaking, he sat down at the edge of the dining table, grabbed a silver spoon, scooped a full caviar, and put it in his mouth. The guards grabbed the barbecue and stuffed it into their mouths. It turned out that the garrison commander believed that Long Zhi and the guards were liars, so he wanted to take them to the ball to watch their embarrassment for fun. Unexpectedly, Long Zhi and the guards were not embarrassed at all, but sat at the table Let's eat and drink!
The policeman said coldly: "You have gone the wrong way and violated the traffic rules. I will fine you."
Long Zhi couldn't laugh or cry for a while, thinking to himself: "I am here to persuade the Chinese army to surrender. You, a little policeman, want to fine me for 'violating traffic rules'. There is nothing more ridiculous in the world than this incident. something?"
Long Zhi was very helpless, and thought to himself: "Our car is a military vehicle, and our clothes are military uniforms. Can't he see our identities?"
Long Zhi opened the car door and got out of the car, stood in front of the police, patted the car door with his hand, and said with a smile: "Didn't you see that I am a military car?"
The policeman was unmoved and said, "Military vehicles should also be fined."
Long Zhi laughed again, thinking that this foolish policeman actually regarded us as the Russian army, so he pointed to the military uniform on his body and said, "Didn't you notice that this military uniform is different from the Russian military uniform?"
The policeman looked at Longzhi for a while, and said with disdain: "Looking at your black hair and black eyes, you must be a soldier from Tajikistan, right? You will also be fined."
Long Zhi smiled and said: "The soldiers of the Chinese army also have black hair and black eyes, so you don't doubt that I am a Chinese soldier?"
This time it was the policeman's turn to laugh: "Nonsense! The Chinese soldiers are thousands of versts away. How could they come to us? It's winter, and no one can cross the Pamirs in winter. Hurry up and pay, 500 rubles!" "
Long Zhi reluctantly took out his pistol, waved it in front of the policeman, and said, "Can I pay a fine for this?"
The policeman shook his head and said, "Pistols are everywhere on the black market, and they sell for 300 rubles at most. Your pistol is worthless..."
Long Zhi finally got angry. He thought to himself that I came to negotiate. You, a little policeman, dare to stop me. He reached out and pulled the barrel of the gun, pushed the bullet into the chamber, lifted the gun into the sky, and pulled the trigger with his finger. With a sound, the people on the road looked sideways.
The policeman pointed at Long Zhi tremblingly, and said, "You...you...you dare to shoot in the urban area, and you will be fined 1500 rubles!"
Long Zhi pointed the muzzle of the gun at the policeman's head, and said with a sneer, "I am Long Zhi, Chief of Staff of the 61st Plateau Combat Division of the Chinese Army. I have come to Dushanbe to meet the Russian Supreme Commander. Find me quickly! Otherwise, I will die with a single shot." about you!"
The policeman turned pale with fright, nodded repeatedly, and ran out staggeringly. The surrounding people heard that Long Zhi was the commander of the Chinese army, and they showed no signs of fear. They gathered around and looked at them curiously.
Not long after, there was the sound of running, and the crowd dispersed with a "hula", and saw a group of Russian soldiers running over under the leadership of an officer. He said suspiciously: "I am the chief of the Dushanbe Police Department, Colonel Antonov, and you are the commander of the Chinese army?"
Long Zhi nodded, Antonov frowned and said, "What evidence do you have?"
Long Zhi pointed to his military uniform and said with a smile, "The police don't know our Type 97 plateau and desert camouflage, so you, an officer, don't know either?"
Antonov really didn't know him, so he shook his head. Long Zhi pointed to his armband and said, "Someone of you should know the words on the armband, right?"
Antonov asked his subordinates to find a person who could understand Chinese characters. The person looked at the words on the armband and said, "China, 61, Plateau Combat Division."
Antonov believed it a little, and said, "I'll take you to see our garrison commander."
Long Zhi asked: "Is the garrison commander the highest commander of your garrison?"
Antonov nodded, Long Zhi said with a smile: "That's good, our large army is only [-] kilometers away from Dushanbe, and I'm here to persuade him to surrender."
Antonov said in surprise: "What? Your army is only fifty kilometers away from us? Is it true?"
Long Zhi said helplessly: "You can send out scouts to see, our barracks are behind a hill fifty kilometers away."
Antonov was terrified, and hurriedly called one of his subordinates, whispered a few words, Long Zhi smiled and said: "Be careful when you go to reconnaissance, our sentries can kill people."
Not too long ago, Antonov took Long Zhi to the official residence of the garrison commander. Antonov went to the door to tell the story, and the guard said, "Master Commander went to the governor's official residence to attend the ball, and is not at home."
Long Zhi thought helplessly: "We are all at the gates, yet you are still in the mood to have a dance party."
Antonov said hastily: "It's urgent, hurry up and get the Commander back."
The guard ran into the house and said to Antonov: "Mr. Director, Commander, please bring the Chinese army to the governor's mansion."
Antonov then took Long Zhi and the guards to the governor's mansion, and after being notified by the doorman, he went directly to the ball scene. As soon as he entered the ball hall, Long Zhi felt a gust of heat rushing towards his face. Burning red flames, the hall is warm and warm, and the world of ice and snow, the biting cold wind outside is simply two worlds.
There was also a strong scent in the heat, the scent of the jeweled women in the house who were dancing with the men to the soft music.
Long Zhi frowned, and said to Antonov: "Who is the garrison commander?"
Antonov looked at the crowd, pointed with his finger, and said, "He is the garrison commander. I'll go find him. Please wait a moment." After Antonov finished speaking, he walked up to a fat man who was wearing a gorgeous dress. Military uniform, with golden ribbons and clanging medals on the chest, it was obviously a high-ranking official.
Antonov whispered a few words to Fatty, Fatty nodded, then walked onto the stage, picked up the microphone and said loudly: "Now let us welcome two big liars, they say they are the commanders of the Chinese army!"
After the fat man finished speaking, he pointed at Long Zhi and his guards, and everyone turned their heads to look at Long Zhi and the guards. The guards were a little angry, and said to Long Zhi: "Chief of Staff, these people are so ridiculous, they actually put us Be a liar!"
Long Zhi chuckled, pointed to the dining table, and said with a smile, "Have you ever eaten those things? Caviar, barbecue, black bread, and vodka."
The guard shook his head, Long Zhi said with a smile: "Let's go, let's have a good meal today." After speaking, he sat down at the edge of the dining table, grabbed a silver spoon, scooped a full caviar, and put it in his mouth. The guards grabbed the barbecue and stuffed it into their mouths. It turned out that the garrison commander believed that Long Zhi and the guards were liars, so he wanted to take them to the ball to watch their embarrassment for fun. Unexpectedly, Long Zhi and the guards were not embarrassed at all, but sat at the table Let's eat and drink!
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