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Tang Yixiao, who was always cold, opened his mouth wide, his silly and cute appearance was actually kind of cute, yes it was cute.The woman who is about to be fourteen is actually so cute. When she was fourteen or fifteen years old, she was a cute little lolita!

I really wonder what Tang Yixiao was like at that time, such a cute little woman, in such a lawless era, would definitely become the target of many male animals, she must find a pair of strong arms to rely on.

The woman continued: "No, nothing. At that time, I didn't know how long I would live. I only knew that I was drunk to death. My drinking capacity was developed at that time. I drank three pots of wine a day and almost didn't get drunk."

Deng Hua nodded: "That's it. It's very likely that everyone thinks that you went into the mountains drunk and then just ignored it. Isn't that very logical? Otherwise, it can't explain why you didn't show up at the comrade-in-arms party let's go?"

It seemed that this was the case, the grievances of these years seemed to have a reason to be released, the woman's gloomy eyes gradually brightened, she suddenly stood up and rushed to the car, rushed in to search for the phone.

Trembling, I turned on the phone, looking for the last number, and wanted to dial out: "Asshole! No signal! Woohoo! Let's go back! Go back now, I want to see him! Immediately!"

Is she really a woman in her late 40s?Even though she was on the phone just now, could it be that she didn't know that only a satellite phone can be perfectly connected here?

It was obvious that the woman's phone didn't have that function, and Deng Hua was about to gasp in anger: "Shall we go back? No, I'm properly drunk driving now, I don't want to die halfway, I still have a wife and children to support."

you!Tang Yixiao gritted his teeth and stared at someone Deng: "You did it on purpose! You must have done it on purpose! You're against me on purpose! You're done! Tell you you're done!"

How unreasonable!Deng Hua drank a big gulp of wine, originally wanted to borrow her mobile phone, but forget it.Who knows what kind of things women can do when they go crazy?

Comrade Xiao Deng doesn’t want his mobile phone to be used as a punching bag, it’s very expensive: “Whatever you want to think about, I’m going to sleep, if I don’t get enough rest, I won’t be able to go back tomorrow.”

I'm really sleepy. Since I came to Yanjing City, I have played and sang songs almost every night, and I have to serve the ladies every night. I am lucky that there is no iron pestle ground into a needle. Comrade Xiao Deng fell asleep almost 5 minutes after lying down.

Leaving the woman sitting alone on the grass: "Damn! Kill you!"

The stainless steel wine jug was smashed on the ground again and again. I have to say that the quality of the wine jug is good, and the body of the jug is not bad.Comrade Xiao Deng slept very soundly, he hadn't slept so soundly for a long time, in his dream he was still enjoying the love of women!

The next day Deng Hua was woken up by the sound of quarreling: "What? What's the matter? Who brought the dead sheep here?"

A bloody sheep in front of the car, the sheepskin has been completely stripped off and thrown on the ground, all the internal organs have been taken out, and the head and hooves have been divided. It looks quite professional.

Tang Yixiao returned to the appearance of the ice beauty: "I! Isn't it just to kill a sheep? I'll give you as much as you want!"

ah?Deng Hua was dumbfounded: "You caught him and killed him?"

The woman glared: "Have you never seen a woman kill a sheep? When I was in collective households and in the mountains, what things were not done by myself? Is it strange?"

Not surprising, what is strange is that the majestic Deputy Secretary-General of the Shanghai Municipal Party Committee, Director of the Office of the Publicity Department of the Municipal Party Committee, deputy department-level cadres, and a former graduate student of the Chinese Department of Yenching University, actually staged a show of stealing the sheep!

Sister, you are a leading cadre!Locally, he is a proper leader of the municipal party committee. Deng Hua believes that, based on Tang Yixiao's resume, he must be a member of the standing committee of the municipal party committee to help the poor in the west.

Such a promising beauty cadre actually became a gentleman on Liangshang. Deng Hua couldn't laugh or cry: "It's not surprising, but you are not afraid of being sued if you take the sheep by hand? Besides, we have so many delicacies, how can you..."

Still wanting to say a few words, the woman waved her bloody hand: "Hurry up and pay the bill. I don't have any money. I want to give him this sheep. He likes to eat mutton, mutton soup, and haggis!"

It's over!The woman has completely turned into a little woman, a little woman at home, it shouldn't be like this!The performance of the woman surprised Deng, the former ice beauty completely disappeared, and became a patient with serious love illness.

A group of herdsmen quit: "You are not buying sheep, you are stealing! We will call the police!"

Call the police?The eyes of the woman with bloody hands lit up, and the words she said were even more shocking: "Can I make a call? I want to make a call, lend me the phone, I want to make a call! I will give double and five times the number Fei, ten times as much!"

It's said that cubs don't feel bad for selling their father's land, and women don't feel bad when they spend money that isn't their own!Even though he has no money in his pocket, he has to spend a lot of money to make phone calls. In fact, Comrade Xiao Deng has satellite TV.

Last night, the person who talked to Mei Huier was the satellite phone. To be exact, the woman beside him had a satellite phone in the car. It's just that the drunk woman didn't notice the man answering the phone at all.

Comrade Xiao Deng sighed and handed the phone to the woman, then took out 2000 yuan from his pocket: "This is money for buying sheep, is it enough? Sorry, my sister likes to play pranks..."

Now it's the herdsman's turn to be embarrassed: "It doesn't take that much, 1000 yuan is enough to roast a whole sheep for you, why don't you all go there for dinner? We are responsible for roasting whole sheep, eating hand-meat meat, and drinking sheep soup , Horse wine! And butter tea!"

The average price of sheep in 02 was less than 400 yuan, and the sheep brought by the woman were definitely not big.At this time, the woman had already hid behind the car with the phone in her arms, when she suddenly exclaimed, which startled several herdsmen.

Deng is used to women being surprised: "He said he came here! Is it really him? Will someone play a prank? My God! I want to wash my face! I want to comb my hair! I want to make up! You said I painted Heavy makeup or light makeup?"

From an ice beauty to a nympho, all it takes is a phone call, and Deng Hua is a little impatient, wanting to know what kind of man that man is.The herdsmen backed away quietly, exchanging strange glances with each other, and focused on Deng with sympathy.

People think women are crazy, right?The one who took the money just now was even more disturbed. In his opinion, it is not good to accept money from the poor man in front of him.

Who would know that this is a dignified deputy department-level cadre?Deng Hua smiled wryly: "Ahem! Your true colors are the best, and you don't want to scare him, do you? Did you put on makeup back then?"

Back then?The woman's eyes were full of longing: "Make-up? It was a blessing to eat enough at that time. Occasionally, I would take a carbon stick, quietly trace on the eyebrows, soak the red paper and rub it on the face as rouge! "

Finally a little normal, Deng Hua nodded: "Then it's good to have no makeup, there is water in the car to wash your face, comb your hair, and everyone, please take the sheep back, let's go to your place and have a whole sheep feast, there are friends from afar What a joy to come!"