My years as a fortune teller
Chapter 1028
This monkey with wings, although I can't remember what it is at the moment.But one thing I am sure of is that he is a meat-eating animal.Although I am fat, I haven't lived enough, and I don't want to feed my two hundred catties to monkeys.
So I have only one way, dodge its attack and wait for the sun to come out as much as possible.I don't believe it can not be afraid of the sun?If it is in a wide place, I must be the meal on its plate.But what about in tight spaces?For example, between two trees, it is not necessarily who has the food on the plate.
So I ran to where the three trees above were, and I wanted to use the distance between the three trees to get rid of it.Its wings are very large, but they cannot be spread between the three trees.
But no matter how fast I run, I can't fly as fast as a monkey.While running, I saw a black shadow on the ground, and when I looked up, the monkey grabbed it with two paws.Sir, can we not be so fast.
Although I cursed in my heart, I still bent over and rolled forward to hide.It seems to me that being fatter is beneficial. This forward roll is like a ball, and it can be thrown far away in one go.
I didn't even have a chance to breathe, and stumbled to the middle of the three trees.When I was about to take a breath, I didn't expect the monkey to fly in sideways.Damn, this is forcing me to keep running!
But the problem is that apart from these three trees, there is really no shelter around.Forget it, I'll run around the tree, I don't believe you can't faint you dead monkey.Thinking of this, I ran around a relatively large tree, lap after lap.And the black shadow of the monkey on the ground can also be seen, and it also flies sideways in circles.
Oh my god, what a silly monkey!If you run with me like this, you won't be surprised if you don't get dizzy.I don't know how many laps I ran, anyway, I was too dizzy to run.I sat down on the ground, panting heavily.In the two eyes, almost all are gold stars.
I closed my eyes and shook my head vigorously. When I opened my eyes, it was impossible. The monkey was actually standing in front of me.Boss, are you making a mistake?I'm so dizzy that I can't tell the difference between south, east and north. How can you still stand here?
Although I thought so, I didn't dare to move the monkey forward.Because I don't know how the monkey is doing now, maybe it is the same as me, or maybe it is sober, it will look at me with mocking eyes.
Just when I wondered what happened to the monkey, I saw it wobbled back and forth a few times and fell to the ground with a bang.Wahaha, it turns out that this guy is so useless, he's more dizzy than me, yet he dares to come out and scare me?
Thinking of this, I picked up the silver slave and prepared to kill him with a knife, but when the silver slave immediately stabbed into its body, I suddenly hesitated.It is not known what this monkey is, and it is not known why it attacked Lu Haosi.I just killed it like this, and I don't feel very comfortable.
Thinking of this, I turned over and found Sheng Ergou's black robe, and wrapped the monkey in the robe.Then it started spinning quickly, turning around and around like a hot wheel.After about ten laps, I stopped and ran towards Lu Haosi with the monkey.
I ran to the place where I hit the monkey with a stone just now, looked at Lu Haosi and Sheng Ergou who were still below, and said, "Hi! Let me tell you guys, let's have a meal today, how about the mushroom stewed by the flying monkey?" ?”
When Lu Haosi heard this, he laughed and fell over.The injured Sheng Ergou said to me: "Is the mushroom stewed with flying monkey delicious? If it is delicious, can you give me a bowl now? I'm hungry, I'm really hungry!"
Hearing what he said, Lu Haosi and I both laughed again.I ran down the slope, helped Lu Haosi up and said, "I said, brother, you are too mean. If there is such a big scene, don't call me. Come here alone to play! Next time, if you do this again , I’m not here to help.”
Lu Haosi smiled and said nothing, I walked over to help Sheng Ergou and said: "You are a foodie, and you are a foodie without a brain. You even beat your own people. I see how you will mess around in the future. Tell me You boy, from now on you can't talk, let alone compete with me. When your injury recovers, I will deal with the matter here before competing with you. Do you hear me?"
He pursed his lips and ignored me, and I asked again, still the same.I said angrily, "Do you have donkey ears or pig ears? Can't I hear you? Tell you to pretend to be deaf and dumb again, and be careful that I throw you here to feed the zombies."
"It was you who didn't let me talk!" He said aggrievedly: "You said it just now, and now I can't talk to you. Now you want me to talk and scold me. You are not a good person. I want to tell my grandma to go "Wow, he opened his mouth and began to cry.
I was dumbfounded all of a sudden, but Lu Haosi laughed out loud.Looking at the somewhat silly Sheng Ergou, I suddenly felt that there was a shadow of a person in him.It's a pity that he is already dead. I don't know how to live with his mother in heaven?
Lu Haosi said behind me: "Why are you here? I thought you had gone back to sleep, why did you suddenly appear again?" As soon as he said this, I immediately felt that there was something in his words.Could it be that Uncle Jiu is really the kid who put something to calm his soul.
Thinking of this, I looked at him and said: "You are so mean, what did you put in the stockade? I almost fell into your trap, if it wasn't for the appearance of Ergou, I would probably have fallen asleep too. I can only save you in a dream."
Lu Haosi smiled and said to me: "It's really Anshen, I just don't want them to disturb us. By the way, who is the stunned young man next to you, why did he come here and hit me? It can't be your apprentice, look. You still look alike."
I gave him a blank look and said: "You are the only one who has such a stunned young apprentice. He came to me to compete with him." As I spoke, I told everything about meeting Sheng Ergou.After finishing speaking, he looked helplessly at Sheng Ergou who was pouting.
When Lu Haosi heard this, he smiled and said to me: "This strategy is really poisonous. It's a typical murder without blood! You brother is the same. How can you say such a thing, don't you know how much trouble it will bring you? Fortunately, this kid You don’t have a clear mind, otherwise you’d be stalking. You probably wouldn’t be able to take a few hits on that iron rod.”
What he said hit the nail on the head to explain what was going on here, but I still want to believe that the brother did not mean it.I looked around and asked, "Old Lu, how did those zombies appear just now? Why are there so many zombies in this area? Why do they all come to besiege you?" how many times
Lu Haosi smiled at first, and then said to me: "I really don't know about this. I knew something was wrong when I heard the voice. At that time, I really wanted to ask you to help me, but I felt that you were not familiar with this place. , It’s not good if something happens. So I brought the dog here by myself, and I was surrounded.” I knew that the dog he was talking about was the corpse.
I pulled Sheng Ergou to Lu Haosi's side, then squatted down and turned the two lying people over to have a look.I actually knew one of them, he was none other than Li Shouzhong, the son of Taoist Priest Patrol.Why did this kid appear here?Who is the other wounded man beside him?
I was thinking about it when I heard Lu Haosi say to me: "This is my brother, I didn't expect him to appear here. And he appeared with this guy!" I was a little surprised when I heard what he said.Did Lu Haosi also know Li Shouzhong?Otherwise he wouldn't have said that!
Lu Haosi saw that I had stopped talking, so he said to me: "Stop thinking about it, go back to my place first. I will tell you these things slowly, and by the way, you should also go over to identify the door. If there is anything in the future Come find me here!" I nodded.This is very necessary. If you want to know more about Lu Haosi, it is best to chat with him a few more times.I called Sheng Ergou, put Li Shouzhong on his back, and Lu Haosi and I supported his senior brother, and walked towards Lu Haosi's house...
So I have only one way, dodge its attack and wait for the sun to come out as much as possible.I don't believe it can not be afraid of the sun?If it is in a wide place, I must be the meal on its plate.But what about in tight spaces?For example, between two trees, it is not necessarily who has the food on the plate.
So I ran to where the three trees above were, and I wanted to use the distance between the three trees to get rid of it.Its wings are very large, but they cannot be spread between the three trees.
But no matter how fast I run, I can't fly as fast as a monkey.While running, I saw a black shadow on the ground, and when I looked up, the monkey grabbed it with two paws.Sir, can we not be so fast.
Although I cursed in my heart, I still bent over and rolled forward to hide.It seems to me that being fatter is beneficial. This forward roll is like a ball, and it can be thrown far away in one go.
I didn't even have a chance to breathe, and stumbled to the middle of the three trees.When I was about to take a breath, I didn't expect the monkey to fly in sideways.Damn, this is forcing me to keep running!
But the problem is that apart from these three trees, there is really no shelter around.Forget it, I'll run around the tree, I don't believe you can't faint you dead monkey.Thinking of this, I ran around a relatively large tree, lap after lap.And the black shadow of the monkey on the ground can also be seen, and it also flies sideways in circles.
Oh my god, what a silly monkey!If you run with me like this, you won't be surprised if you don't get dizzy.I don't know how many laps I ran, anyway, I was too dizzy to run.I sat down on the ground, panting heavily.In the two eyes, almost all are gold stars.
I closed my eyes and shook my head vigorously. When I opened my eyes, it was impossible. The monkey was actually standing in front of me.Boss, are you making a mistake?I'm so dizzy that I can't tell the difference between south, east and north. How can you still stand here?
Although I thought so, I didn't dare to move the monkey forward.Because I don't know how the monkey is doing now, maybe it is the same as me, or maybe it is sober, it will look at me with mocking eyes.
Just when I wondered what happened to the monkey, I saw it wobbled back and forth a few times and fell to the ground with a bang.Wahaha, it turns out that this guy is so useless, he's more dizzy than me, yet he dares to come out and scare me?
Thinking of this, I picked up the silver slave and prepared to kill him with a knife, but when the silver slave immediately stabbed into its body, I suddenly hesitated.It is not known what this monkey is, and it is not known why it attacked Lu Haosi.I just killed it like this, and I don't feel very comfortable.
Thinking of this, I turned over and found Sheng Ergou's black robe, and wrapped the monkey in the robe.Then it started spinning quickly, turning around and around like a hot wheel.After about ten laps, I stopped and ran towards Lu Haosi with the monkey.
I ran to the place where I hit the monkey with a stone just now, looked at Lu Haosi and Sheng Ergou who were still below, and said, "Hi! Let me tell you guys, let's have a meal today, how about the mushroom stewed by the flying monkey?" ?”
When Lu Haosi heard this, he laughed and fell over.The injured Sheng Ergou said to me: "Is the mushroom stewed with flying monkey delicious? If it is delicious, can you give me a bowl now? I'm hungry, I'm really hungry!"
Hearing what he said, Lu Haosi and I both laughed again.I ran down the slope, helped Lu Haosi up and said, "I said, brother, you are too mean. If there is such a big scene, don't call me. Come here alone to play! Next time, if you do this again , I’m not here to help.”
Lu Haosi smiled and said nothing, I walked over to help Sheng Ergou and said: "You are a foodie, and you are a foodie without a brain. You even beat your own people. I see how you will mess around in the future. Tell me You boy, from now on you can't talk, let alone compete with me. When your injury recovers, I will deal with the matter here before competing with you. Do you hear me?"
He pursed his lips and ignored me, and I asked again, still the same.I said angrily, "Do you have donkey ears or pig ears? Can't I hear you? Tell you to pretend to be deaf and dumb again, and be careful that I throw you here to feed the zombies."
"It was you who didn't let me talk!" He said aggrievedly: "You said it just now, and now I can't talk to you. Now you want me to talk and scold me. You are not a good person. I want to tell my grandma to go "Wow, he opened his mouth and began to cry.
I was dumbfounded all of a sudden, but Lu Haosi laughed out loud.Looking at the somewhat silly Sheng Ergou, I suddenly felt that there was a shadow of a person in him.It's a pity that he is already dead. I don't know how to live with his mother in heaven?
Lu Haosi said behind me: "Why are you here? I thought you had gone back to sleep, why did you suddenly appear again?" As soon as he said this, I immediately felt that there was something in his words.Could it be that Uncle Jiu is really the kid who put something to calm his soul.
Thinking of this, I looked at him and said: "You are so mean, what did you put in the stockade? I almost fell into your trap, if it wasn't for the appearance of Ergou, I would probably have fallen asleep too. I can only save you in a dream."
Lu Haosi smiled and said to me: "It's really Anshen, I just don't want them to disturb us. By the way, who is the stunned young man next to you, why did he come here and hit me? It can't be your apprentice, look. You still look alike."
I gave him a blank look and said: "You are the only one who has such a stunned young apprentice. He came to me to compete with him." As I spoke, I told everything about meeting Sheng Ergou.After finishing speaking, he looked helplessly at Sheng Ergou who was pouting.
When Lu Haosi heard this, he smiled and said to me: "This strategy is really poisonous. It's a typical murder without blood! You brother is the same. How can you say such a thing, don't you know how much trouble it will bring you? Fortunately, this kid You don’t have a clear mind, otherwise you’d be stalking. You probably wouldn’t be able to take a few hits on that iron rod.”
What he said hit the nail on the head to explain what was going on here, but I still want to believe that the brother did not mean it.I looked around and asked, "Old Lu, how did those zombies appear just now? Why are there so many zombies in this area? Why do they all come to besiege you?" how many times
Lu Haosi smiled at first, and then said to me: "I really don't know about this. I knew something was wrong when I heard the voice. At that time, I really wanted to ask you to help me, but I felt that you were not familiar with this place. , It’s not good if something happens. So I brought the dog here by myself, and I was surrounded.” I knew that the dog he was talking about was the corpse.
I pulled Sheng Ergou to Lu Haosi's side, then squatted down and turned the two lying people over to have a look.I actually knew one of them, he was none other than Li Shouzhong, the son of Taoist Priest Patrol.Why did this kid appear here?Who is the other wounded man beside him?
I was thinking about it when I heard Lu Haosi say to me: "This is my brother, I didn't expect him to appear here. And he appeared with this guy!" I was a little surprised when I heard what he said.Did Lu Haosi also know Li Shouzhong?Otherwise he wouldn't have said that!
Lu Haosi saw that I had stopped talking, so he said to me: "Stop thinking about it, go back to my place first. I will tell you these things slowly, and by the way, you should also go over to identify the door. If there is anything in the future Come find me here!" I nodded.This is very necessary. If you want to know more about Lu Haosi, it is best to chat with him a few more times.I called Sheng Ergou, put Li Shouzhong on his back, and Lu Haosi and I supported his senior brother, and walked towards Lu Haosi's house...
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