My years as a fortune teller

There are many times when we are doing things or setting up formations.Even when looking at Feng Shui, it can't be done in one go.It is often necessary to read it several times and analyze it from multiple levels.So the real feng shui thing is very clear in my heart, there is no such thing as success once.Just like shaking a hexagram, there is no successful hexagram shaking once.

When I was in Anhui last time, I was inexplicably run away by that "Tianzun", and today I was run away by the Millennium Little Ghost King for no reason.Although I was angry in my heart, I knew that now was not the time to lose my temper.

I turned around and looked at the three people lying on the bed and the bottle I threw beside Sister Cheng.I picked up the bottle and took a look, "Little Dimple" looked at me with wide eyes.

I tapped the "little dimple" on the bottle and said, "Thank you for reminding me just now, but unfortunately I didn't notice it. Are you surprised now that I can defeat the little ghost king?"

"Little Dimple" nodded desperately, and I smiled and said, "Don't worry, I'm telling you later, I still have some things to do right now. You stay inside obediently, do you hear me?"

"Little dimple" nodded, and sat quietly to the side.I put the bottle on the table first, and then I went over and slammed the curtains open.

A ray of sunlight in the morning shone into the room. I stood by the window and stretched beautifully.Then he turned around, turned to the three people on the bed, took a deep breath and shouted loudly: "It's dawn, the sun is drying your ass, get up!..." Then, starting from Sister Cheng, put both hands on everyone's head Knead a few times.

Fang Junnan was the first to open his eyes. He looked at me and said, "Where's that kid? Why didn't he disappear? Mr. Zhang, did you arrest him?"

I didn't answer his question, but I watched Sister Cheng rubbing her messy hair and sitting up, I stretched my head towards her and said in a rough voice: "You are finally awake, this old man can just eat your meat, hehe! "After I finished speaking, I laughed dryly twice.

Sister Cheng opened her eyes and looked, but she didn't know if she saw clearly. With a sound of "ah", he twisted his buttocks back, and just sat on An Demin's body.

I guess I was sitting too vigorously, so I heard An Demin shout: "Oh my god! My waist!" He said and stretched his hands towards his waist.

When I saw it, hahaha burst into laughter.Sister Cheng slowly slid off An Demin's body, looked at me and said, "It's already morning, Xiao Zhang is scary, scary. You can't scare me like this in the future. Hey! By the way, those little ghosts I saw last night What? Why are they gone? Did Xiao Zhang be taken away by you?"

When An Demin heard it, he got up from the bed and looked at it.Because he got up too fast, and because Sister Cheng was too close to him.Sister Cheng was forced out of bed by An Demin's inertia.

Sister Cheng fell to the side where I was standing.Originally, there was a narrow space between the bed and the window, which could accommodate a person standing there.This is good, where I was standing to watch the sunrise, where did Sister Cheng fall.Quickly shouted: "Xiao Zhang, hurry up, give me a hand."

Seeing her funny look, we all laughed.I smiled and pulled her up.Sister Cheng seemed to be going crazy when she came together, she rushed over and beat An Demin again and again.She suddenly looked at An Demin and said, "Why is there blood on your body, are you injured?" Then she pulled An Demin's head over to look.

When An Demin heard this, he hurriedly touched his head and body.He looked at Fang Junnan and said, "Why do you have blood on your head and body?" Looking back at Sister Cheng, there was also blood on her body.

Fang Junnan looked at it, thought for a long time and said: "By the way, this blood is not ours, it seems to be Master Zhang's. By the way, Master Zhang, are you injured?"

Only then did Sister Cheng stop, looked at me and said, "Is Xiao Zhang injured? You've caught all those brats. Are we safe now?"

I thought for a while and said to her: "I was injured a little bit. The blood on your body is the result of being slapped and vomited by the kid accidentally. I remember that Mr. Fang and Brother An were awake at that time? As for the tormenting us that day It can be said that I caught all the little ghosts. But the last little ghost you saw was not an ordinary little ghost. It ran away, but it was seriously injured. Let’s talk about the specifics while eating!"

When the three of them heard that one had run away, they flinched in fright.I looked at the novel with a smile and said: "Don't worry, I won't come out these two days. The first is that I was injured, and the second is that I came out to find me. You go and clean up first, and then get some breakfast. I'm telling you."

While chasing them away, I said to Fang Junnan and An Demin: "Go and wash up, I sprayed blood on your faces last night. Besides, I spent the whole night with the brat, and I was tired and hungry."

The three of them got out of bed slowly after hearing this.I hurriedly blocked the metal cover and said, "When you leave, watch your steps. Don't touch this place, lest you release the kid I worked so hard to catch."

When the three of them heard this, they walked past me tremblingly.An Demin was the last one to walk over, and when he came in front of me, he suddenly grabbed my hand and said, "Brother Zhang, I was really sorry last night. I saw you vomit blood, but I was frightened later. Especially after the thunder, I heard a creak, and when I looked back, it turned out that the glass was broken, and then I was also frightened and fainted."

As soon as I heard this, I thought to myself, what kind of guts is this, and I was so scared that I fainted.But I still smiled and said: "It's nothing human, go and change it quickly. Then go and help me get something to eat. I'm tired and I won't go down all night. I'll rest for a while."

After they went out, I cleaned up all the broken glasses in the house, as well as the broken glass pieces from the main lamp.Then go take a shower and change clothes.I didn't want to sleep when it was over, so I just sat there and meditated.

But it didn't take long to calm down, and my stomach growled.I opened my eyes, patted my belly and said, "It's fine if you're hungry and endure it, what are you screaming for? If this goes on, you will continue to practice in the future."

Having said that, I stood up, and wiped some of the ground ** again.When I looked back, I saw the "little dimple" that I put in the bottle actually imitating me and meditating there.Seeing its cute appearance, I laughed.

I came to the table, bent down and tapped the bottle with my fingers, then made a grimace and looked at the "dimple".It heard the sound of knocking on the bottle and opened its eyes to take a look.First, I was taken aback by my grimace, but when I saw carefully that it was my grimace, I immediately covered my mouth and laughed.

I smiled and took the bottle to the outhouse, opened the lid and released the "dimple".As soon as the little guy came out, he immediately ran to me, hugged my arm and put his face on it.

I gently stroked the little guy's head and said, "Did I scare you last night? This time I arrested all your partners, don't you hate me?"

"Little Dimple" looked up at me and said, "They are all bad boys. Every day, they discuss with Sister Hong how to scare others and how to absorb yang energy from others. I have never participated in it once."

I nodded and was about to continue to say something.I heard a knock on the door, and I immediately got up to open the door. "Little Dimple" turned around and hid behind the sofa.

I opened the door and saw that there were three sisters.They all washed and changed into clean clothes, and they all carried plastic bags in their hands, and each plastic bag contained two lunch boxes.

After I let them in, I opened the lunch box and saw that there were seafood.Sister Cheng saw where I was looking at the food, and said to me: "Don't worry, if you eat fish or shrimp, there is nothing else. I saw that you went to dinner with us last time, and you ate fish and shrimp, so I specifically asked for it." I bought fresh fish and shrimp to nourish your body."

I thanked me as soon as I heard it, and took out some for "little dimples to eat".Sister Cheng said: "Xiao Zhang, we bought a special portion for that child." She pointed to a smaller portion.

I nodded and brought over the tray from yesterday.Then according to the previous method, the food was burned to the "small dimple".

The little girl actually shed tears when she saw it, and she stood there and said to me: "Thank you, Dad!" I knew that "Little Dimple" could talk, but he seldom talked to me.This is the second sentence of today. I didn't expect to call me dad.

Not only me, but even Sister Cheng and the other three were stunned.I was a little excited, and a little bit at a loss.I pulled the "little dimple" over and said, "Good boy, eat well!"

This is really a strange day. I started fighting with the little ghost since Zishi, and then I fought with the legendary thousand-year-old little ghost king.I also saw the legendary Maoshan Five Ghost Art.Forget it, there is actually another one in broad daylight, and the cute little female ghost calls me "Daddy".I don't think Brother Jade Emperor is crazy, or that god made such a joke on me when he was drunk...