My years as a fortune teller

In the 5000-year cultural history of our country, the mysterious magic culture has always been the main component of Chinese traditional Chinese culture.Up to Anbang Dingguo, down to the lives of the people have been greatly affected.Feng Shui is just a branch of Shushu culture.

Some people use feng shui to make people rich; some use feng shui to make their descendants prosper;

When modern construction developers repair and build real estate, few people pay attention to Feng Shui.Often the house lacks a corner, or the toilet is placed in the center of the house, or the main entrance faces the toilet or kitchen, or faces the window.This kind of house has caused certain problems for people who buy a house and has a great impact.Not to mention, the design of the community is unreasonable.You can't hide the wind and accept the water.

After Master and Teacher came to my room, they sat on the sofa in the living room.Then Master said to me, "How was last night, did those little ghosts come again?"

I originally wanted Master and Teacher to wash up first, but Master asked me this as soon as I entered the door.I had no choice but to reply: "I came last night. I used the method the teacher said to trap the group of little ghosts and a female ghost in red, as well as an adult male ghost and an old ghost. But the thousand-year-old little ghost king ran away. "Then I recounted what happened last night.

The master just nodded after listening, and the teacher continued, "I didn't expect that there really was a thousand-year-old little ghost king, but I didn't expect that this Teacher Ma is also powerful enough to know the long-lost Maoshan secret technique-the five ghosts technique. Fat boy, you are lucky! Lao Shui and I have lived to this age, and we have seen it in books. I haven’t seen it before. Your luck is better than ours!"

When I heard the little black lines in my head!I would rather not have this blessing, what is all this?Last year, I met a "Tianzun" that almost killed me. This year, before the end of the Chinese New Year, I encountered such a thing.

As soon as I thought of this, I heard Sister Cheng say: "Master, don't say that, Xiao Zhang was attacked and beaten by that little ghost king last night, and he vomited a lot of blood."

When the master heard this, he glanced at Sister Cheng and found that they were all standing, so he said, "Sit down, don't be polite. It's fate to meet here, don't be too unfamiliar." Then he said to me: "Come here , let me see your injury."

I immediately went to Master's side and extended my hand to Master.Master tapped my pulse gently, and said after a long time: "I hit you there, I think your Qi pulse is normal."

I pulled up my clothes, showed my back to Master, and said, "It should have hit me on the back, but after I forgot, I also felt strange. The true energy is still unimpeded, otherwise I wouldn't be able to beat the little ghost king away." .”

Suddenly I was slapped on the back, and I turned around to see that the teacher came to beat me.I heard the teacher say: "You are stingy with fat all over your body, everything rebounds when you hit it, how could you get hurt!"

I am dizzy!I heard the master say: "You old lunatic can't be calm for a while. Anyway, this is also your student. You always say he is fat. Can't you say anything else?" This is the first time that master defended me in front of the teacher. .

The teacher smiled and said: "You are a calf protector. What's wrong with a young child who is injured? Have you experienced it? So what if you are injured a little. There are you and I who are old and immortal. Who are you afraid of being able to kill him! "Speaking of this, he looked at me and said, "Little Fatty took me to see the little ghost you caught, and your battle to defeat the thousand-year-old little ghost king." Master also stood up when he heard this.

I hurriedly said: "Why don't you take a break first, wash up, and eat something before going to see it! There is no rush to meet at this hour and a half." After I finished speaking, I got a response from the four of Sister Cheng.

The master smiled and shook his head, pointed at Gao Shengwen and said, "Little Gao is so enthusiastic, he arranged for us to sleep on a soft sleeper. We did our best to take care of us along the way, and we two old men rested well, better than both of you." Master's words translated Gao Shengwen's I'm a little embarrassed.

When I saw this, I brought Master and Teacher into the bedroom.First come under the main light, which is where I fight with the little ghost king.The teacher came over and looked at it carefully for a long time and said: "Old Taoist Shui, the fat boy's formation is well done. Using the method of anti-odd gates, he set up several formations of empty ghosts and locked ghosts. I am a little bit ashamed of myself as an old Taoist." ah!"

The master looked at it and said with a smile: "You are the best teacher to teach this! To be better than blue, you must first have a solid foundation."

The teacher shook his head with a smile and said: "This fat boy has some ideas, and he has no choice but to knead several formations together. And use the current to increase the ability of the formations." After saying this, he looked at me and smiled and said: "Fat boy, this formation is well done, it deserves praise." I lowered my head and smiled a little embarrassedly. In fact, when I started to set up the formation, I had a whim.

At this time, the master came to the metal cover, looked at it and said to the teacher: "Come on, old lunatic, this Nine Dragons Lihuo cover is also well made according to your requirements. There is also a talisman on the handle, so that the yin You can't open the hood."

The teacher came over, looked at it and said: "This fat boy, don't paste the talisman according to what I said, but it's interesting to paste it here, not bad! Not bad!" As he spoke, he stretched out his hand and was about to lift the cover.

Just hearing the sound of "ah" in the back, we looked back.Sister Cheng lay on An Demin's body directly.I hurriedly asked what's wrong?An Demin smiled and said, "Scared, it's okay!"

The master shook his head, but the teacher didn't even bother to explain, so he just lifted the cover.I saw a group of ghosts lying under the cover, seven or eight of them big and small.But they are all very weak, and it is estimated that if you use any spells, all of them will disappear in smoke and you will never be reborn forever.

The teacher looked at it with a laugh and said, "Little fat man, you are really ruthless. Next, use the Lihuo curse, and then use the Nine Dragons Lihuo cover on top. Even a thousand-year-old monster can't stand it, let alone such a few little ghosts. You Should we use Lihuo Formation to trap these little devils, and then use the Nine Dragons Lihuo Shield to deal with that thousand-year-old ghost king? It's really a waste of money!"

Speaking of this, the teacher took out a small gourd from a small cloth bag he was carrying.It is the kind of gourd that is grafted on the vine, and the gourd is shiny because of being touched for many years.On each side and bottom of the gourd is a talisman, some of which I recognize and some of which I don't.

The teacher took off the cover of the gourd, pointed the mouth of the gourd at the little ghost on the ground, and muttered something.I saw these ghosts, as if being pulled by something, all entered the teacher's gourd.The teacher closed the lid of the gourd tightly, ready to put the gourd into his small cloth bag.

I snatched it over and looked at it over and over with the small gourd.When the teacher saw it, he hurriedly snatched it from me and said, "Little fat man, what do you want to do? Tell you not to hit my gourd. The mirror can pass it on to you. This gourd, I want to pass it on to the future master. "

As soon as I heard it, I said dismissively: "And, what's the big deal, isn't it just to take a look. See if you are excited, did I say you want it? Show me, show me."

The master sighed helplessly and said: "You two! You are just a pair of enemies, so you can't let it go." Then he looked at the teacher and said, "Show him your purple star nine-turn gourd to see what's wrong. Is it your student?"

When the teacher heard this, he turned his head and said, "Just don't show him, what can you do to me, Mr. Shui. Hmph!" The way he turned his head was like a child, and his appearance was ridiculous.Everyone including the master couldn't help laughing.

At this moment, the teacher saw the bottle with dimples on the table.Immediately said to the master: "Old Taoist Shui, look at the bottle on the table. Is this fat apprentice of yours secretly raising a little ghost?" As he said that, he went to pick up the bottle.

I stood in front and said to the teacher and the master: "Master, you and the teacher go and sit down in that room first, and I'm going to sit down and explain this matter clearly to you."

Master nodded and turned to walk towards the living room. The teacher patted me on the head, then turned and walked towards the living room.I quietly stuck out my tongue and gave Gao Shengwen a wink, and the four of them also turned and left.

I rubbed my nipples on my eyes, looked at the "little dimple" and smiled and said, "Don't be afraid, that's my father's master, just call him grandpa when you see him. They have the ability to reincarnate you as a human, Did you hear that?" The little girl nodded.

I came out with the bottle and let the "dimple" out of the bottle.I asked her to salute the master and the teacher, but the little girl hid behind me.I tugged and said, "Why are you disobedient? Didn't you agree just now? Now you're going back on your word. This is not a good boy."

"Little dimple" lowered his head aggrievedly and said: "Behind the two grandpas, there are people in golden clothes standing with knives in their hands. They are looking at me fiercely, I am so scared!" Not only me, but also Gao Shengwen and others were surprised.

There was nothing behind the master, and the "little dimple" actually said that behind the master and the teacher, there was a man in golden clothes holding a knife.I thought about it for a while, then patted my head and said, "That's the protector on the grandpas, it's to protect grandpa. Don't be afraid, go obediently and salute!"

I remember Master once told me that once a person who practiced practice enters the Dao.After receiving the favor of God, there will be golden armored generals who protect the Dharma, so that the genitals cannot hurt their bodies.We are ordinary people, and we cannot see without celestial eyes.But little ghosts like "little dimples" can be clearly seen.

Generally, some people with advanced practice can judge a person's health and family status by looking at his complexion.As well as some good and bad fortune, the reason is also here.

"Little dimple" immediately saluted Master and Teacher as I said.I told Master and the teacher all about the "little dimple".After hearing this, the master sighed and said, "Come here, my child. Come to grandpa. Grandpa is looking at you!"

"Little dimple" looked at me, and I nodded.The little girl walked slowly to the master, and the master gently stroked the little girl's head and said: "When the bad guy is caught, grandpa will do it himself to make you a real little girl, okay?" Listen, I nodded happily.

I let out a long breath, it seems that the war is just around the corner...