My years as a fortune teller

Gao Shengwen patted the dust on his body as soon as he entered the door. He probably forgot that I enshrine the statue of the patriarch here.In fact, I used to be the same as him, paying little attention to these things.Maybe it's because I don't understand anything, I think it doesn't matter.

Later, Master once said: "We don't pat the dirt on our bodies or change clothes in front of guests, friends, or even strangers. This is to respect others. After all, this is not an elegant thing, and it is also impolite to people. Why are we worshiping God? Did you forget this when you worshiped your ancestors?"

After Master finished speaking, I thought about it for a long time, and it really was like this.Since then, when I go to worship the gods, I will carefully check my attire before entering the statue.Even if you are kneeling on the ground, you will not stand up and pat the dirt on your knees immediately, but go to a secluded place to pat the dirt on your knees.Even visiting the ancestral hall is the same way.We must respect people, and we must not only respect but also fear God.These little things can be fully reflected.

Gao Shengwen didn't pay attention just now, so I didn't blame him.But it's not necessarily that the grandfather didn't blame him, but I didn't expect Gao Shengwen to be so unlucky.Maybe, this is the punishment of the patriarch on him.

Seeing the screaming Gao Shengwen jump up and stick his butt, Cui Erye and I ran over immediately.Gao Shengwen pointed at his butt, bared his teeth and couldn't say a word.

I went to look behind him and immediately covered my mouth and laughed.Second Master Cui also turned to look at it, and then there was a burst of laughter.Pointing to Gao Shengwen's buttocks, he said, "Old Gao, your buttocks are so lucky that they're stuck with so many glass shards."

After I heard it, I laughed even harder. Yes, Gao Shengwen's ass is like a hedgehog's body, with a lot of broken glass standing upright. No wonder he is in pain and his teeth are cracked. It would be strange if it didn't hurt.

Cui Erye and I helped Gao Shengwen to the bedroom, and the female ghost had already entered Yuli by now.Cui Erye helped Gao Shengwen take off his trousers. Although some pieces were stuck to the trousers, a small amount pierced the trousers and stuck into the meat.

Cui Erye looked at me and said, "Does Huzi have red syrup or iodine?" I shook my head, and Cui Erye continued, "Then you find a bottle of high-strength liquor, the higher the strength, the better."

I thought about it, and said to Cui Erye: "I have half a bottle of Yamamoto 56, is this okay?"

I went to fetch Erguotou, and found another pair of tweezers for Cui Erye.He patted Gao Shengwen's butt with a smile and said, "Hold on, Lao Gao, I'll disinfect your butt first. We'll go to the hospital later!"

Gao Shengwen mumbled a little, and stopped talking.I turned on the headlights and took the flashlight. Erye Cui picked up a piece of debris with tweezers and gently pulled it out of Gao Shengwen's buttocks.Just this Gao Shengwen screamed in pain!

I smiled and said to Gao Shengwen: "When I came in just now, it looked like a potato that had just been dug out of the ground. The sound now is really like the cry of a pig when it is slaughtered."

"Oh! Oh! Oh!" Gao Shengwen yelled several times in a row, probably because Cui Erye poured wine on the wound.I have tasted this taste, so I understand the feeling of pain.

Gao Shengwen looked back at Erye Cui and said, "Second Master, be gentle with your old man. This is my ass, not yours. It hurts me so much!" In fact, Erye Cui didn't rub it, he was just rubbing it for him. Wine disinfection.

Gao Shengwen looked at me again and said: "Huzi, you are dark enough. You don't clean up the glass scum, so tell me if you don't clean it up. Look at my ass, this will really be peach blossoms. .”

I slapped Gao Shengwen's butt hard, and Gao Shengwen immediately turned over and knelt on the bed in pain.I said to him: "You are ashamed to say that you just slapped the dirt on your body when you entered the door. And it was in front of the statue of the patriarch. If you don't punish you, who will you punish? Besides, I didn't even ask you to sit. If you insist on sitting, you will blame me." any idea."

Gao Shengwen looked back at me with his trousers up, and said to me, "Is it disrespectful for you to say so?" I nodded.The guy pulled up his pants without saying a word, and walked slowly to the bathroom to wash his hands.Then I went to burn incense and kowtow in front of the statue of the patriarch. Cui Erye and I both guessed what he was going to do, so we didn't care.

After Gao Shengwen came back, he continued to lie down on the bed.I poured three cups of tea, brought them into the bedroom and said to Second Master Cui, "Second Master, Professor He has brought people to dig the tombs guarded by the five major families!"

Second Master Cui took a sip of tea, looked at me and said, "You know all about this? After you came back, Fatty Liu went to the professor's place and encouraged the professor to go to archaeology, but he was afraid that you would not tell you if you knew it."

I smiled and shook my head and said to Cui Erye: "Actually, I am in favor of archaeology. After all, it can unravel and confirm a piece of history. But those tombs are too dangerous, and I am afraid that it will cause some danger."

Gao Shengwen patted my leg and said to me: "Huzi, why did you come to us? We don't care about other people's affairs, they are all secondary. Let's talk about the important ones first, you come to us what's the matter?"

I took a sip of water and told the story about female ghosts and evil ghosts appearing in the half piece of Jade Buddha.After hearing this, Second Master Cui asked, "What's the matter with the half piece of Jade Buddha?"

I took out the Jade Buddha and handed it to Second Master Cui, and told me what happened that night again.After hearing this, Erye Cui looked at the jade with a small flashlight in his pocket, and said to me: "Huzi, this is not a modern jade."

I frowned and said, "Why? Such a small Jade Buddha rarely appeared on ancient jade wares. The ancients were very particular about these things, and it was impossible to make them so small that they could be worn around the neck. The jades of the ancients were either hung on the waist or used for Jewelry. It is generally impossible to make such a small piece that is worn around the neck."

Cui Erye nodded and said: "But don't forget, now some people re-carve the damaged ancient jade into Jade Buddha and sell it. Usually such jade is good jade, but it is broken and has no research value , will sell it to some people at a low price, and these people will re-polish and carve the jade. But this kind of jade is usually just unearthed, which is more evil."

Yes, I really know this.When I opened a shop in Baxian'an, I did encounter similar jade.It was Fatty Liu who took me to a shop specializing in jade wares. The old man was called Li.He told me the same thing, and he had a few bucks on hand.But such jade, generally speaking, the carved Buddha statues or Guanyin are relatively small.

Thinking of this, I took the ground gun and wiped it on the eyes of Cui Erye and Gao Shengwen.Then he shouted at Yu: "Come out, Xiaoli, I have something to ask you. Hurry up, if you don't come out, be careful and I will lock you up in the Linglong Tower."

As soon as I finished speaking, I heard someone behind me say, "I'll come out!" I turned around and saw that the female ghost Xu Aili was standing behind me.It turned out that it didn't go into Yuli, but hid in my closet.

I took the jade and asked, "Is this piece of jade yours?" It nodded, and I then asked, "Did you buy it yourself, or did someone give it to you?" missed.

Xu Aili, the female ghost, immediately said to me: "That bastard gave me this piece of jade, and said it was the best in his possession. I found someone to look at it, and they all said that Hetian jade was very expensive. I liked it very much, and I also I'm happy to wear it around my neck."

I covered my mouth with my hands and thought for a long time, then I asked Xu Aili, the female ghost: "You said that the best piece of jade in his hand can be said to be a jade seller? Then do you know where his shop is located?" Is it?"

The female ghost Xu Aili raised her head and thought for a long time before she said to me: "He doesn't seem to be selling jade. I remember he brought it back when he went to Xinjiang. He seems to be reversing the car. He just collects second-hand cars and sells them. As for the shop I don’t know where it is, but it’s always on the side of Fuyu Road. By the way, he is a Buddhist and very pious. He took me to Xingshan Temple several times to burn incense and told me some stories from Buddhist scriptures. Later I I didn’t know until he was dead that he was a disciple of the ghost king. But why he studied Buddhism again, I don’t know. This should be a conflict, right?”

Hearing this, I suddenly had a solution. I couldn't just eliminate the evil spirits and not deal with their apprentices.I whispered something to Second Master Cui, and Second Master Cui nodded repeatedly to reassure me...