My years as a fortune teller

A red light appeared in front of my eyes, and I no longer had the strength to see where it came from.His eyelids became heavier and heavier, his internal organs twitched and spit out a mouthful of blood, and his head hit the ground heavily, and he didn't know anything.

I don't know how long it has been since I was groggy, when I was about to open my eyes again.A strong light blinded his eyes.I blocked it with my hand and sat up slowly.

I looked around, this should be my house.How did I get here?Oh, maybe Cui Erye and Gao Shengwen went to find me the next day and took me over.It may also be reckless, by the way, this guy doesn't know the severity of the injury.

I wanted to sit up and get down, but there was a pain in my abdomen.He couldn't help but screamed, and just as the sound landed, the bedroom door was pushed open.Standing alone at the door, I watched him open his mouth wide.

The person standing at the door was none other than my master.He looked at me with a livid face and said nothing. This was the only time I saw Master with a livid face in many years.But I didn't care at all at the time, I just wanted to go down and kowtow to Master.

But before I got off the ground, there was another burst of pain in my abdomen. "Little Fatty!" A familiar voice said: "Lie down obediently, your internal injuries are serious. If you move around and get out of breath, we can't help you."

When I heard it, I looked up, but I didn't expect the teacher and Uncle Liu to be standing behind the master.I was stunned for a moment, and saw the teacher pushing the master to come in, and there was actually Uncle Xuanhe behind him.

I'm dizzy, why are they here!I was in a daze.Master came over and slapped me twice, and immediately my face felt hot and painful.This really stumped me, why did you hit me?

In fact, not only was I bored, but the rest of the masters were also taken aback.The teacher hugged Master and said: "Shui Laodao, what are you doing, he just woke up and his body hasn't recovered yet."

At this time, I saw that Master's eyes were a little red, so I pushed the teacher away and walked out of the room.I stretched out my hand and touched my feverish face, not knowing what was going on.Yes, why hit me?Even if you hit me, you have to give me a reason!

The teacher came over, pointed to my forehead and said: "You are just disobedient, you are just a troublemaker. Didn't I tell you not to go alone, why don't you listen."

"Have you grown ears, boy?" Master Xuanhe came over and said, "I think you have ears too. Could it be that the autumn wind poured donkey ears and pretended not to hear? If it wasn't for Senior Brother Liu's spirit snake, we wouldn't have known you had such an appearance." big thing."

I rubbed my nose, looked at the teacher and said: "You called me that day, and the evil spirit came after blowing the sandstorm. You still help me throw the silver slave out and stab the evil spirit. I think today should be It’s best to eliminate its chance, I want to call you but there is no signal. I think the opportunity is too late, so I rushed over.”

"Ai!" The teacher sighed deeply, looked back at Martial Uncle Liu and Uncle Xuanhe and said, "Actually, what he did is not wrong, if it were me, I would choose this way." Martial Uncle Liu and Uncle Xuanhe They nodded together.

The teacher looked back at my face and said: "You should know why Old Taoist Shui is angry, go and admit to him a mistake. Even if your brother made a mistake, he has never been so sad." I nodded.

The teacher supported me and was about to get out of bed, when the master came in suddenly and threw a porcelain bottle at me and said, "Don't come down, take this bottle of medicine. Use the Hunyuan Gong to heal the internal injury first!" I went back to the living room.

The remaining three masters all smiled, and the teacher stuffed the medicine into my hand and said, "Hurry up and adjust your breath, we won't bother you for now." Standing up, together with Liu Shishuxuan and He Shishu walked out.

I hastily swallowed a elixir, and then used Hunyuan Gong to treat internal injuries.After a while, I opened my eyes.This will be much better than before. Although there is still some slight pain in the abdomen, I feel that I can go to the ground completely.

I tried wearing the shoes and walked around twice, and it was much better than before.I gently opened the door and heard Master say: "I also know that he did the right thing this time, but you don't understand my heart."

A voice said: "Okay, Lao Shui, who doesn't know that you are good at protecting the calf. This kid is indeed right this time, as we said just now. If this is the case, we will all do it ourselves. Besides, the blunt reminder is not enough. Now, he really dealt with it without any mistakes."

"Ah!" The master sighed and said, "Junior Liu, you don't know that this child has parents at home. Especially his father, who is still lying on the bed and unable to move. You said that he would be alone without his parents. It’s all right if you have a green head. There are old people in the family, why don’t you go to show filial piety? When we teach our disciples and spread the Dharma, what is the first thing we look for? Isn’t it just a filial piety?” Several masters were all huh With a sound.

But I was stuck there. It turned out that Master had considered this reason.Thinking about it now, it is indeed the case.If something really happened, the parents must be very sad.Especially my father, I dare not even think about the consequences.

"What are you hiding at the door to eavesdrop on? Get out of here!" Master's majestic voice came again.I couldn't hide, so I walked out slowly.Cautiously, he walked into the study.

Then he looked at the master and the masters with sneaky eyes, and said with a smile: "Hello, master! Hello, teacher! Hello, uncle Liu! Hello, uncle Xuanhe! My disciple salutes you!" He was about to kneel down.

The master said directly: "Go over and offer incense and kowtow to the patriarch first, and we'll talk about the rest. There are no rules at all. Let's see how I will deal with you later." I was so scared that I stuck out my tongue and turned around to go Offer incense to the ancestors.

After offering incense to the patriarch, I slowly moved to the study.The teacher smiled and said, "Little fat man, didn't I tell you to get out? Why did you walk in so carelessly?"

I glared at the teacher, swayed left and right.Then he swayed his body and said: "Look at the space here is so big, I can't get out if I want to. Why don't you keep giving me some pointers, and it's better to be a demonstration." I'm used to talking like this with the teacher.If I don't say it, he will feel bad.

Master Uncle Liu pointed at me and said, "You have a thick skin, you just got beaten up. You'll be smiling again now. I don't think Mr. Shui is using his hands hard enough. This kid will probably make mistakes again."

I squatted beside Master Liu and said, "It's true that I have a thick skin, but it's false that Master didn't use any effort. Look, my face is still swollen. If I use more strength, I will become Zhu Bajie's second aunt's older brother."

All the masters except Master laughed, and Master gave me a helpless look.I jumped to Master's side, held his hand and said, "Master, I know I was wrong, and I will never make such a mistake again next time."

The master withdrew his hand and said, "Next time, do you still want to have a next time? But your dog temper is here, if there is really no next time, I guess this world will be peaceful!"

As soon as I heard this, I knew that Master was not angry anymore. I looked sideways at Martial Uncle Liu and asked, "Master Liu is all right! Thanks to him this time, if it wasn't for Shuran, I probably wouldn't be able to come back."

"Yeah!" Uncle Liu hummed and said, "Thank you for remembering my Shenlong. I have never seen Shenlong protect a person like this. Even I have never enjoyed this treatment. You can, but Shenlong is so good. protect you."

I chuckled, but I really don't know how Shenlong protects me.But when these words came out of Uncle Liu's mouth, he suddenly felt his face glow.Even in the marks left by acne on the face, different lights appeared.

The teacher heheed, licked his lips with his tongue and said, "If it didn't protect the little fat man like this, I would have put it in my stomach. This is a delicacy bestowed by heaven!" Uncle Liu stared at the teacher .

The master ignored them, but said: "It's really not easy for you to get back this life this time, but it also completely angered this evil spirit. The next road will be difficult!" What, did the evil spirit not Was it eradicated by me? ...