My years as a fortune teller

Master patted me on the shoulder and said: "Chan Master Kuran, also known as Zen Master Kuxin. He is very good at Buddhism, and he is also a friend of your uncle. He said that he would like to learn from the Buddha to cut meat, feed eagles, and sacrifice himself to serve tigers, so as to dissolve the hatred and hatred in the hearts of demons. resentment."

I nodded and said to Master: "At that time, Master Uncle and Daoist Qian were unwilling to remove him on the spot because of the inner alchemy in his body?" Master nodded.

Uncle Xuanhe said: "The snake spirit resents God for not giving me a chance to transform into a dragon. Although my body is burnt out, the inner alchemy is still there, and all the resentment has entered the inner alchemy. The most terrible thing is that this inner alchemy is poisonous. , If he was the only one at that time, we couldn’t survive, even people with a radius of hundreds of miles would be killed by resentment and poisonous gas. Later, several of us took turns to go to Chan Master Kuran to help guard this monster. I remember that One year, Zhengqing and his wife were guarding. The couple went to work, but the devil turned violent and killed Zen Master Kuran. Fortunately, the lunatic and your Uncle Liu went to visit the Zhengqing and his wife, so they worked together to get rid of the devil. But I didn’t expect What's more, there is no inner alchemy in this devil's body."

I rubbed my nose and asked, "Then Master Xuanhe, why do you believe that the evil spirit I met is the ghost after the death of the demon head you mentioned? If it is really the demon head you said If it is a ghost, then its power should be great. I definitely can't deal with it!"

The teacher looked at me and said, "You are lucky. It is cultivating a method. It uses Yin Qi to dissolve its own Yin body. Finally, it cultivates the Yang body so that it can become a real person. You that day The Vajra Absorbing Yin and Yang Array is the array used to absorb Yin. But it is not the array of Lushan Dao, it is created by combining it with Buddhist methods. If my guess is correct, what should be placed in it is female genitalia."

I stretched out my thumb and said to the teacher, "Congratulations, you got [-] points for answering correctly this time. But I don't know, it was a female ghost who told me about the half jade that that old lady Huang gave me."

Uncle Xuanhe patted me on the head and said: "The few of us spoke with such a heavy heart, you seem to be a normal person. You still want to make fun of us, what do you want to do?" Hit me.

I smiled and took Uncle Xuanhe's hand and said, "Okay, I'm just for fun, don't be so nervous. Who didn't make mistakes when they were young, just like me, when they should make mistakes, they still make mistakes. Said I don’t think I’m too young, but I still make two mistakes. Why, isn’t it because I’m still young? If I’m your age, can I still make mistakes when I understand everything? We can still forgive some mistakes when we are young Hell, as long as he corrects it now, is he still a good comrade!"

Uncle Liu looked at my master and said, "Master Shui, if you don't object, the three of us are going to drag this kid into a dark room and beat him up." The masters all laughed.

I looked at Master Xuan He and asked: "Uncle Master, I still have a small problem. You already killed him back then, if you do the math, it's been decades. Why hasn't this guy recovered his human form after all these years? "

"Blood jade!" Uncle Liu burst out two words, and I almost jumped up.No wonder that day when I was fighting the evil ghost, it recognized the blood jade at a glance, and asked me to give it to it!

Uncle Xuanhe rubbed his face with his hands and said, "Master Kuran's younger brother, Zen Master Zhaohui put it in the blood jade. But I don't know why this guy slipped out again."

"Transforming blood **!" I don't know why I thought of this exercise immediately.After I said it, I looked back at Master and then at the other masters.I feel surprised myself, why did I think of this method?

"That's right!" The teacher clapped his hands and said, "Why didn't we think of this technique, and only the blood-transforming body can break the blood jade completely. I said little fat man, how did you know this technique?"

I secretly looked back at Master, only to see that he was also staring at me.I hastily said to my master: "Don't be angry, old man. Didn't you take me to Wangwu Mountain a few years ago? I met Master Zhen from Qingyang Palace there, and you played chess in his yard. I have nothing to do. I went to his house to read the book, and that’s where I learned about this method. But it’s not written in detail in the book, it’s just a brief introduction.”

Master nodded and said to me: "So it was at his place. I thought you made friends indiscriminately again. That's right, he has this book at his place. The old lunatic and I also knew about it at his place, and we were still arguing about it over this issue."

Uncle Xuanhe looked me up and down and said, "Little fat man, why do you read all kinds of books? You know more than me. Let me tell you, you can't read like this anymore. Otherwise, you will become me." Master uncle."

I laughed and said, "Actually, some books are better written than mythological novels. If they are translated into vernacular, they will definitely sell for a good price." After I finished speaking, I looked at Master and said, "Master, my blood jade What? When I passed out that day, I saw a red light and wondered if it was from the blood jade."

Master nodded and said to me: "It's from the blood jade, it's a spiritual energy injected by your uncle Qian." Master took out the blood jade and put it in my hand.

The blood jade became the same as when I got it again. I turned my eyes and said to Master: "Master, that evil spirit wants this blood jade. Tell me, can I use the blood jade to form a formation to tempt you?" Did it come and die?"

As soon as I finished speaking, I felt that someone was pulling my ears, and I turned around and saw that it was Master Xuanhe.He looked at me and said, "When did you wake up, kid? How come you know what we discussed?"

I broke free from his hand and said, "That's all I said. How did I know that you guys also discussed this method. Besides, am I your apprentice? It's normal to think of a solution with you."

Just as I was talking, there was a knock on the door, and Master gave me a gentle push.I immediately stood up and went to open the door. It turned out that Cui Erye and Gao Shengwen came with food.When these two guys saw that I was awake, they were quite happy to ask questions.

While answering briefly, I helped them carry the meal into the study.Gao Shengwen said with a smile: "Several masters eat slowly, this is still made by my wife. The pot is also new, and the best vegetable oil is used."

The master said with a smile, "Troubleshooting", and invited everyone to come and eat together.I didn't have time to chat with Gao Shengwen and Cui Erye, so I hurried to eat.I don't know how many days I slept, the Wu Zang Temple has already started to rebel.

After eating, Master took me to the bedroom.Touching my face with his hands, he said to me: "Master's hands were a little heavy just now, will my face still hurt?" I felt warm in my heart.

I smiled and said to Master: "How can it still hurt, it's just a little swollen. Besides, I also know that this time is indeed a bit risky. I didn't investigate that side carefully enough. I didn't expect there to be so many ghosts!"

The master sighed and said, "Don't be so reckless next time, have you forgotten about your second senior brother? You said that if something happened to you, how could I be worthy of your parents. And I am also at this age, so I will train another Is it easy to be an apprentice?"

I nodded and said to Master, "Master, don't worry, I will never do it again. If I do it again, I will copy the Tao Te Ching a hundred times or not a thousand times."

Master showed a long-lost smile, and said to me: "As soon as I heard your words, I knew that you didn't think about repenting. Alas, if you can repent, the sun will really rise from the west."

I secretly smiled, pulled Master's arm and said: "Master, I guess the evil spirit must not know that you are still alive. Besides, it didn't recognize the silver slave. It may be dead or hiding now. You see How about I continue to investigate this matter through its apprentice?"

"It still has an apprentice?" The master asked in surprise: "Since it has an apprentice, you should find a way to find it. I think it will be with its apprentice at this time. Remember, you just look for it, and the rest There are a few of us to do it. It can be regarded as repaying the mistakes we made when we were young!" I said oh, thinking that if I find someone, they will definitely kill me, and I can wait until you come?Forget it, take another risk, the masters are old, so don't let them do it...