My years as a fortune teller

When I got back to the house, I found safflower oil and rubbed a little on my lower back.Then I went to offer incense to the Patriarch, and finally went back to the desk to open the notebook to take a good look at what was written in it.

I turned off all the lights except one lamp.Apart from the notebook, there are silver slaves and blood jade on the table.The silver slave didn't respond at all, but the blood jade glowed faintly red.

At that time, I thought that it might be because of some sorcery recorded in the notebook that the blood jade glowed red.Although there were no such examples in the past, I did not pursue them carefully.

I gently pried it with a silver slave, and the lock on the notebook fell on the table.I picked up the lock and looked at it. In fact, it can be opened with just a pull of the hand.It seems that I made a big fuss, actually using silver slaves to pick this kind of lock.

I threw the lock aside, and opened the cover of the notebook.There was a gust of wind blowing by, wondering where did the wind come from?I shrugged my shoulders and watched the red and more dazzling blood jade put it into my pocket.Just a desk lamp, if there is another luminous object in front of my eyes, I feel a little uncomfortable.

I saw the words on the first page: "Xiaoli has a good figure, but her breasts are a little saggy. But the sexiest thing is her butt, which is plump and round. I like it so much, so I keep it as a souvenir. Every time Seeing this, I will always think of Jia Pingwa's "Big Breasts and Wide Buttocks."

No mistake, write this in the diary?This kid has the potential to be Ximen Qing, and I think he can write a yellow book like "Silver Plum" and "Red Vase" in the future.Alas, no, the date above is [-], and I hadn't yet apprenticed to a teacher at that time.And the female ghost I met, Xiaoli, also appeared last year.Isn't the Xiaoli on here the same as the Xiaoli I met?

When I thought of this, I quickly browsed through the following content, and made a rough count. There are about ten people named Xiaoli, and this guy has recorded the more prominent parts of each girl.

It seems that the person who can write this diary must be perverted in his heart.I couldn't figure it out, how could such a perverted person learn Buddhism?It is simply ruining Buddhism and adding blackness to the face of the World Honored One.

Thinking of this, I threw the diary on the table and leaned back with my hands on the back of my head.At this moment, I suddenly saw several girls standing in front of the desk.

Wrong, it's not a girl, but a female ghost full of grievances.Why are there so many female ghosts in the room suddenly?If I remember correctly, I should have offered incense to the Patriarch.He didn't use a red cloth to cover the face of the patriarch, how did these female ghosts appear.

Although I was a little surprised, I was not timid at all.There are a few people like me who have never seen a ghost.If you haven't even seen a ghost, how can you go out and show off in the future.

I rubbed my nose with my fingers, lit a cigarette, and said, "Hello, pretty ghosts, why are you here so late without going to bed? I didn't invite you here, and I don't have the habit of asking ghosts to sleep with me." .”

As he spoke, he took a puff of smoke, and a female ghost in red pajamas slowly approached the desk.Wow, I finally saw the female ghost in red.I was frustrated that I couldn't see the female ghost in red this time, and one appeared this time.

However, the hostility on its body is also strong enough, its face is a little green; moreover, its ten fingers are pointed, as if it can pierce a person's chest at one stroke; its lips are black, and its hair is all upside down.Looking at the female ghost in red, I knew it must be the head inside.

The female ghost in red took a deep breath of my smoke and closed her eyes as if enjoying it.After a while, I opened my eyes and said to me: "Damn, I haven't smelled cigarettes for a long time. Oh, I asked if the fat man could give me one."

I closed my eyes and opened them again, and said with a smile, "Who are you going to be my wife? You'd better be honest when you come to Mr. Zhang. Otherwise, I'll make you disappear. How dare you call me fat, don't you even Ghosts don't want to do it?"

The female ghost in red stared at me, then suddenly stretched out her hand and grabbed my neck.But before the hand reached my face, two red circles immediately wrapped around its arms, and then it started to tremble like stepping on an electric wire.

It took about three to five minutes before it quieted down.He looked at me in surprise, not understanding why this happened all of a sudden.I slowly stroked the dragon tortoise on the table, and said with a smile: "I brought this from Dragon and Tiger Mountain. It is more than enough to deal with a brat like you. There is also a Seven Star Wenchang Pagoda here. If you want to go in and taste the Seven Star I'm still happy to help you if you feel like you're changing the position of yin and yang."

"Are you a Taoist priest?" The female ghost in red asked hoarsely.I just nodded, yelled and screamed, and the female ghosts began to scatter and run away.But those who wanted to drill into the wall seemed to have hit a steel plate, and those who wanted to run into the study were blocked by a red sheet before they could pass through the corridor.

I looked at them and said with a smile: "You better be obedient when you come to me. I have a few boxes of magic weapons in front of me, all of which have been opened. If you meet them, you will have no hope of being a ghost in your life. As for these walls, there are cinnabar in some places, and I have pasted talismans on some places."

"You pervert!" The female ghost in red yelled at me: "You actually set up so many traps, what do you want to do? We all died wronged, and none of us reached the end of Yangshou. Nowhere to go Take us in, and we are still being bullied by you, a broken Taoist here."

I tilted my head and looked at the female ghost in red and said, "First, I'm not a Taoist priest, and second, I didn't make these things to prevent you. Besides, I didn't know you would come, let alone how you appeared. "

Having said that, I paused, pointed to the diary and said, "Could it be that you are all in this diary?" No wonder so many female ghosts suddenly appeared, unless they were attached to the diary.

The female ghost in red looked at me and said: "Don't you know that this diary is full of our blood and tears? If we are not attached to the diary, where else can we go? The day before yesterday, Lao Ba went out and met an old man with a white beard It is said that in the next two days, someone will come to help us, Taoist priest, isn’t it you?”

I don't care about it calling me a broken Taoist now, so I quickly asked: "Who is the old man? What does the white-bearded old man you meet look like? Did I tell you, what is his name?" I suddenly suspected that this white-bearded man The old man is my teacher's uncle.

"I'm Lao Ba!" A female ghost lying on the ground said, "He said he was the patron saint of the mountains. I thought he was a filmmaker. He said that in the next two days, someone would come to help me."

"The patron saint of the mountains?" I repeated.Could it be that this female ghost is a mountain god or a land master?This kind of thing is often heard, and often many people don't know who it is after encountering it.Because God cannot directly intervene in the affairs of the human world, but will give some hints to people in trouble.

I rubbed my nose, looked at the female ghost in red and said: "You have been here for a long time! Let's gather together first, so that I can tell who you are. Then I will send you to a place, wait for me After thinking about it, I will ask you again.”

The female ghost in red looked back at the surrounding female ghosts and called them to stand still.According to the time and records of the diary, I compared them one by one.There are actually 49 female ghosts here, and they are only half of what is recorded in the diary.

I stood up and walked to the bookshelf, took down a wooden gourd and said, "I want to put you in this gourd, let me rest for a while and sort things out before I can find you." After drawing a character for closing, he picked up a talisman and twirled it in the air. After reciting the spell, he ignited it and put it into the gourd.Then point the mouth of the gourd to the female ghosts, and a faint puff of white air came out, and the female ghosts swished into the gourd.

After I covered the gourd, I took out another talisman and pasted it on the gourd, and put it in front of the portrait of the patriarch.Just as I was about to stand up after burning the incense, I heard a knock on the door.

I opened the door and saw that the four of Jin Nantian had returned.Wen Xinghe was also included, and it seemed that Wen Xinghe also had two.Maybe one is fake, maybe both are fake...