My years as a fortune teller

I had to run because the teacher started messing with me on the third day after I was in the field.The reason is very simple, if I have nothing to do, I will stimulate the old man, mainly about the spittle, especially when he eats something.

So the teacher took a chance to punish me if he had nothing to do, but at that time he was not good enough to do anything to me.But a month passed in a blink of an eye, and the old man was already alive and kicking, so it was time for me to roll down the mountain.

This morning, while having breakfast, Master Uncle suddenly said: "Although you guys are almost recovered, your vitality has not recovered to half of what it was before. So you should find a place and meditate for a while. Here is my Just stay with Junior Brother Qian, so don't bother too much."

The master nodded, and said: "I think so, let's all go to Zhongnan Mountain! Don't bother the uncle here!" He said and looked at the other masters.

Uncle Liu shook his head and said: "Forget it, I'd better go back to Yuncheng, after all, I'm familiar with it. Fat boy, you have to return the Shenlong to me. This time, Shenlong is also considered an experience. Go back and see if you can help him." Improve it. Which Taoist brothers are willing to go back with me, you can just say so."

Uncle Xuanhe stretched out his hand and said: "I'll go, haha, I still like your place very much. It's not like the hut in Shui Lao Dao, except for all kinds of practitioners who will come, and this little fat man, it's okay Just jump up and toss for a few days. I don’t want to see his vitamins again! Haha!” Master Xuanhe’s words elicited a burst of laughter.

I secretly said in my heart: "Patriarch Blessing, you go to Yuncheng! Then I can find more opportunities to go there in the future. Haha, the delicious food in Yuncheng, Master Zhang is coming again!" Thinking of this eyebrow Picked up a few times.

Uncle Liu touched Uncle Xuanhe and said: "Did you see that, this little bastard is calling our attention. Be careful in the future, maybe he will sneak up that day." The two laughed while talking.

The master touched the teacher, he sighed and said: "Why are you touching me, I will not go anywhere except Zhongnanshan. Besides, when I am free, the little fat man will bring me some meals with special condiments. Maybe I will recover." Faster than anyone."

I coughed a few times in a hurry, it seems that this is a vengeance!No, I can't go to Zhongnan Mountain during this time.I can't see the teacher's face anymore, otherwise, either my head or my butt will be finished.

Master Uncle looked at me and said: "You can rest for two days and go down the mountain. Everyone can't go down the mountain recently. It will take a long time to rest. Don't make too much trouble at the bottom of the mountain. Do some things if you can. Do it first and let it go. When it’s time to solve it, God will give you instructions.”

I immediately stood up and saluted and said: "My apprentice and grandson understand, please rest assured, Master and Uncle." As soon as I finished speaking, I was hit hard on my buttocks.When I looked back, it was the teacher who hit me with a cane.

He smiled and said: "Uncle, the flesh on this kid's butt has grown thick again. You just say that it doesn't work anymore, you have to beat it like this a few times. Otherwise, it won't be long before you get into trouble. "This is what you like to use, it's just that you can't say it clearly.So I can't stay here anymore, I have to go back early.Otherwise, it is estimated that I will be the next one lying on the bed.

All the teachers were laughing, but my heart was pounding.After breakfast, I quietly came to Master and said, "Master, why don't you go down the mountain first. I won't accompany you to Zhongnan Mountain. Do you think this is okay?"

The master turned around and looked at me, stretched out his hand and grabbed my ear and said: "Playing so narrow-mindedly in front of me, I think you really need to be beaten. But this time I approve, lest you and the old lunatic get into a fight." I'm flustered. Remember your uncle's words after you go down the mountain, don't be brave in anything. We won't be able to come out in a year or a half this time, so you have to be prepared!"

I nodded and said to the master: "Don't worry, old man, I'm not such a vigilant person. I don't care about other things when I go down the mountain this time except to calculate a little hexagram and check Fengshui. And I plan to go back to my hometown to see my parents first. Then try to go out as much as possible to open your eyes."

Master nodded and said to me: "You are right to do this, remember what I said in the past. It is better to travel thousands of miles than to read thousands of books. You may read more books than I do, but your practice is too little , you have seen too few things. So you have to go out more often, and take a look at the masterpieces of previous masters and modern masters by the way, and absorb all kinds of knowledge from them. Combine what you see in the book with these .”

I nodded, and Master patted me on the shoulder and said, "Okay, hurry up and pack your things, or the old lunatic will trouble you again in a while. You two are a pair of living treasures! Sigh!"

I smiled and went to pack my things, only to hear the teacher yelling outside looking for the little fat man.I was so scared that I took my luggage and ran down the mountain along the wall.I didn't expect to be seen by the teacher just like that, and actually chased him all the way with a cane.He kept shouting: "Monkey, go and steal the peach from the little fat man!"

I'm dizzy, the teacher is a bit too much!Did I just say two or three sentences like that? As for being so angry, I wouldn’t even let me go down the mountain.But it was good, the monkey didn't bother me.

After running down the mountain, he finally took a taxi and returned to the city, only to find that he had no money with him.Also, I have been on the mountain for so long, how could I have money on me.After talking with the driver for a long time, I borrowed his mobile phone to call Jin Nantian.

That day I stayed to serve the teacher, so I gave the key to Jin Nantian and asked him to watch the house for me first.I know that this kid will definitely not go back for a while, but I just don't know what my house has been tossed into.

After nearly 10 minutes, Jin Nancai ran down from upstairs.And as soon as he saw me, he said, "Hey, why are you back now? I thought you would stay up there for a while!" Upon hearing this, I immediately knew it was not good.

Without saying a word, I first asked this kid to pay for me, then grabbed the key and went upstairs. I was shocked when the door opened.Except for the incense burning in the ancestor's censer, there are various things in other places.Even the ground is covered with mountains of copper coins.

I'm dizzy, is this my home or an antique market?This is too messy!I raised my legs and was about to go in, when Jin Nantian who rushed over grabbed me and said, "Oh, my little Zhang, please slow down, there is a treasure I bought with great difficulty inside."

I turned my head and stared at Jin Nantian and said, "Your uncle, you have turned my house into a warehouse for an antique market. How can I sleep here? Look, there is no place for people to stand."

Jin Nantian went inside and carefully moved the coins on the ground, and said to me: "Okay, you can come in now! You said that I helped you so much this time, and I kept looking after the house for you. No? Besides, who knew you came back so early. "

I'm dizzy, is he still reasonable?Besides, I've been on the mountain for a month, so it's too early to come back?I walked around the house and found that the old boy had collected a lot of good things.

I pointed to one of the jars and said, "I said you can, where did you get these things? It looks like there are quite a few good things. You won't go to the tomb again!"

Jin Nantian came over and snatched the jar from me and said, "Look carefully, which one is unearthed here? Let me tell you, I've been fine for a while. I went out and found these things in a longevity village. Don't tell me there are many good things in it, especially a bed from the Ming Dynasty, which makes me greedy."

"Changshou Village?" I asked, "Why haven't I heard of such a place before? You couldn't have made it up, did you! Tell you that Daoist Qian is still on the mountain, be careful I'll expose you kid."

"Damn!" Jin Nantian stomped his feet and said, "Am I that boring? The name of the place is indeed not Changshou Village. The main reason is that there are many longevity people in it, so I just called it by the way, don't talk about it over there." The scenery is very nice. I have to go in two days, why don't you follow me there to open your eyes?"

I thought that since I'm idle recently, I might as well follow him to play and learn some knowledge about antiques.Maybe we can open an antique shop or something in the future, which is also a good choice.But I didn't know that a new adventure had just begun...