My years as a fortune teller

I finally realized what it was like to be boiled. The teacher left for less than 10 minutes.The water was already hot and getting hotter.I sat cross-legged in the barrel, so it would burn my ass and make me want to jump.

But the problem now is that even if I jump up, there is no place to hide.So I had to keep moving my butt, but soon there was no place to move my butt.The sweat on the face was like rain, flowing non-stop.

The teacher hasn't come yet, even if I'm squatting in the latrine, my legs should be numb now!Did it really fall into the toilet?It would be a good thing if he really fell into the toilet, but I have noticed that he didn't go to the toilet.

This is revenge, and naked revenge.Even if you want to deal with me, you can do it clearly, there is no need to do this!If I'm really boiled to death here, let's not talk about how wronged I am.Even if I meet a ghost that I have dealt with, I will be laughed out of my teeth.

I was actually boiled to death, and I jumped in and was boiled to death.Thinking about spreading this word, it would be strange not to be laughed out of the mouth.The teacher is so capable of tossing people, unexpectedly came up with a way to invite you into the urn, and I foolishly followed suit.I picked the water for boiling me, and I picked the firewood for my own cooking.It can be said that I did all this myself, and then cooked myself.Well, I didn't move anymore, the big deal was that it was really cooked, and I asked the teacher to beat the teeth.

Thinking of this, I closed my eyes, quietly waiting for the water to boil and boil me into broth.The water is getting hotter and hotter. It can be said that I have lost a layer of skin.It seems that today is really going to be boiled into broth.

At this moment, I heard a humming sound, and I looked intently and saw a figure coming in.No need to ask, it must be the teacher.Well, since you're going to boil me to death, I'll just pretend to be dead.

The teacher ignored me, went into the room and took a few candles out, lit them and put them aside, and said to me slowly: "Little fat man, how is the water temperature hot enough?"

I ignored him, tilted my head and closed my eyes to pretend to be dead.The teacher saw that I didn't speak for a long time, and cursed: "You fat man, you ignore me when you talk to me. It seems that the fire is not big enough, I need to add more firewood."

No more humanity, no more humanity at all.The water was almost boiling, but he still said that the fire was not big enough.So how can it be big enough? Do you have to be sure to cook it into a pot of broth to be happy?

The teacher saw that I ignored what he said, and felt that something was wrong, so he jumped on the chair, took off some herbs covering my head, grabbed my ear and said, "Little fat man! Little fat man, what is this? What's wrong?"

I endured the pain of being boiled in hot water, and the pain of being pulled by the teacher's ears, but I just didn't talk.The teacher was taken aback.Reach out and touch my breath.I immediately held my breath, creating the illusion of losing my breath.

The teacher tried my breath, but there was no breath, and I was so frightened that I pulled my hand back.Immediately shouted: "Little fat man, don't die!" As he said, he jumped down and was about to put out the fire below.

I couldn't bear it anymore, and laughed out loud.The teacher was stunned for a moment, and then reacted immediately.Holding a very small branch in his hand, he hit me on the head.

But the teacher just slapped the wooden cover around my neck, and then said angrily: "I think you are so tired of living, you dare to lie to me. If you don't let you lose a layer of skin today, I am not your master."

As I lowered my head and was about to add firewood to the fire, I hurriedly begged for mercy: "I was wrong, I was wrong! Please forgive me this time, old man, I have already lost a layer of skin. If I cook with fire , It is estimated that a layer of meat will fall off."

The teacher held a stick and said, "Would you dare to lie to me in the future, kid?" I shook my head hastily, and the teacher threw the stick away and said, "If you dare to do it next time, I will definitely make your ass bloom."

I choked twice and said, "My ass has been boiled to the point of blooming, do you know why I didn't answer you just now? I haven't eaten since yesterday, and then I drove for a long time before being thrown away by you." After being boiled in hot water for so long, with gold stars appearing in both eyes, how could I have the strength to answer you."

The teacher gave me a blank look and said, "You really haven't eaten?" I nodded, and the teacher turned back to Da Hui and said, "Da Hui, go and catch two mice for your brother! Remember they must be big and fat. , or this kid can't replenish his energy!"

I was stunned for a moment and saw Da Hui stand up, opened his mouth wide and moved a bit, turned around and jumped out of the yard whizzing away, disappearing into the night.I was so dizzy, you actually caught mice for me to eat.

I looked at the sitting teacher and said, "Are you playing tricks on me, old man? He even ate mice for me. I've become like this, and you still don't want to let me go! You're really ruthless!"

The teacher tilted his mouth and said to me: "Smelly boy, I can make you eat mice. You have to remember, when you gave me the medicine, what did you say you gave birth to?"

"Revenge, you are typical revenge!" I shouted to the teacher: "I just said that, how dare I give you something. Really, I wouldn't even dare if you gave me the courage."

The teacher squinted at me and said, "I know you don't have the guts, you're just trying to make a fool of yourself. I'll give you this, brat, do you really think I'll let you eat mice?" Steamed bun.

I looked at the steamed buns and said with a smile: "I knew you were the best old man, but you see my hands are soaking in hot water. Even if you give me food, I can't eat it. Hey, you don't always look at me hungry Belly!"

The teacher jumped on the chair, took the steamed bun and said to me: "Eat it, little fat man, for the sake of serving me with tea and medicine last time, I will serve you this time too. The two of us are even. , no one will owe anyone in the future.”

Now I can only care about other things while eating there.After a few mouthfuls, he swallowed the steamed buns into his stomach.The teacher slapped me on the back of the head and said, "Did you really starve your kid like this?"

I smiled and said, "Can I have another one? It's better if I don't eat it. After eating this one, I'm even more hungry." I smacked my lips a few times and looked at the teacher pitifully.

The teacher gave me a blank look and said: "You eat too much, you will have to urinate and defecate later. I tell you that if you enter here, you can't come out. Unless the poison on your body is detoxified, you'd better bear it for me." Hold on."

"Okay!" I said helplessly, "By the way, where did my master go? Why didn't you see his old man? It's very strange, why didn't you go out with Master this time!"

The teacher sighed and said: "He went to see the dead monk. I didn't want to go, so I didn't go. Besides, if I leave, who will help you detoxify the boy. He will come back tomorrow. Let's talk about it later! You Close your eyes now, and use your Hunyuan Qi to protect your heart."

I responded, and the teacher looked at the fire below and began to meditate.I also closed my eyes and used Hunyuan Gong to protect my heart.Not to mention, since the teacher came in, I feel that the water is not so hot.

Although the teacher was meditating with his eyes closed, he got up from time to time to look after the fire below.It was like this for the whole night, I was boiled in hot water, I didn't go out to the toilet, and I didn't move a bit, and I boiled it like this all night.

The next morning, I opened my eyes when I heard someone talking, and saw Master, the old monk and the young monk walking into the yard together.The master looked suspiciously at the meditating teacher and the bucket beside the teacher.

"Master!" I yelled loudly, but the master didn't realize that I was calling him, and besides, my head was covered with a lot of herbs, so the master really didn't recognize it when he entered the door.This will hear me yelling, and then come over and uncover the herbs on my head.

The teacher said calmly: "Don't touch the little fat man, he has been poisoned by the black wire corpse. I am using a unique method to detoxify him, and it will be fine after noon." The teacher slowly stood up and moved legs and feet.

The master said in amazement: "The black wire iron wire corpse poison, how could it be poisoned by this corpse?" Seeing the surprised expression on the master's face, I didn't know what to say.

The teacher said lightly: "What else can I do, must this kid go out and cause trouble again!" Fainting really wronged me this time, but I also want to use this opportunity to clarify some things...