My years as a fortune teller

The greatest happiness in life is to have a harmonious and happy family, to have a loving and supportive wife, to have sensible and obedient children, and it is best to have a few close friends.When you encounter difficulties, you can make suggestions for yourself.

But in today's life, there are too few such friends.Fewer and fewer people are sending charcoal in the snow, but more and more people are adding fuel to the fire and drawing salary from the bottom of the pot...

Fatty Liu looked at me silently after he finished talking about what happened to him.I know he wants me to ask him, but I don't know how.Before they went to this ancient tomb, I knew that the ancient tomb was dangerous, but I didn't expect it to be so dangerous.

I looked up at Fatty Liu and asked, "Is the injury on your leg better? Do you still feel that pain now?"

Fatty Liu probably didn’t expect me to ask this, he was taken aback for a moment, then he said with a smile: “It’s much better now, only when it rains will there be bursts of pain, as if something wants to drill into my bones Same. I went to the hospital for an examination, and there was no serious illness. My mother said it was a cold."

I smiled and said, "Pull up your trouser legs and show me, besides this feeling on your legs, what else is there?"

Fatty Liu rolled up his trouser legs and said, "It's not there anymore, it's just that I had that feeling on my calves a while ago. I also have it on my thighs a while ago, do you still have it in the rest of the place?" Fatty Liu rolled up his trouser legs to his knees place.

I leaned down and saw that there were raised white spots all over my calf.I pressed it with my hand, and Fatty Liu's raised little white spot on his leg asked, "Why does it hurt when I press it?"

Fatty Liu shook his head, and then said to me: "What's wrong with Big Fatty? Did I fall into some kind of magic spell?"

I looked at my watch with a smile, and said to Fatty Liu: "It's getting late, don't go back. Just stay with me for the whole night, and I'll help you heal your legs after dawn tomorrow."

Fatty Liu was surprised to say something.I put my fingers over my mouth: "Stop talking, you need a good sleep now."

As I said that, I tidied up the bed and put Fatty Liu on the bed.Then I turned off the light in the room, went to the patriarch's altar, sat on the futon and began to meditate.

In fact, I feel very uncomfortable at this meeting, if I would not persuade Fatty Liu.It is estimated that this kid will not join Professor He's team, but will honestly start a small business here.It is also possible that he would not listen to me, but as a friend I did not advise him.On the contrary, in a certain sense, they support him.It's my fault, I'm not a responsible person's friend...

It is meaningless to think about these things. Now we should find a way to get rid of his leg problems and save his life.

Thinking of this, I quietly stood up.Looking at the sleeping Fatty Liu, he sighed and got up.He tiptoed to the table, turned on the lamp and took out a few books.

What Fatty Liu had on his legs was neither a cold nor a sorcerer's spell.To be precise, this is a parasite, a bug that only lives on corpses.Because it is too small, it only sucks blood.So I gave it a name "corpse lice", but some books also call it "pubic lice".

This "pubic lice" and what is now called "pubic lice" in medicine are two different things.So I will call it "corpse lice" here.

During the Daye period of the Sui Dynasty, there was a Taoist priest Zichen who lived in seclusion in Zhongnan Mountain.This person is the fourth generation heir of the Danding School.Because of the profound Taoism, Emperor Sui Yang called him into the palace many times, but because he couldn't get used to the extravagance and lust of Emperor Sui Yang, he hid in Zhongnan Mountain to practice in seclusion and ignore world affairs.

During the period of seclusion, Taoist Zichen recorded all he saw and heard during his young travels in a book called "Zichen Handbook".This book can be said to describe the anecdotes and strange things since the Qin Dynasty, and wild notes and gossip.The second half of the book focuses on "corpse lice".

The book says that when a person is dying, he is bedridden due to prolonged illness.If you can't take a bath, you will have parasites like lice on your body.But when a person dies, he needs to change into new clothes.But a small number of lice hide in human hair.

After the corpse is buried in the cemetery, these lice will come out to suck the blood on the corpse, but because of this, the corpse will have no Yang energy.Therefore, the lice that sucked the blood from the corpse gradually turned white all over, and finally became transparent all over. This is the "corpse lice".

This kind of parasite can live for a long time. After sucking the blood in the corpse, there is nothing to suck, and the whole body becomes flat and flat, just like the dust in the coffin.Once a living creature invades, it will quickly suck the blood from the living creature.

Therefore, many tomb robbers have such things on their bodies, and they are extremely itchy after they come out of the tomb.Due to poor bathing conditions, the tomb robbers in the early years could not take a quick bath and change into clean clothes after they came out, and many of them died tragically.Many people think that tomb robbing is harmful to Yin and they are cursed by the owner of the tomb.

This kind of "corpse lice" is very afraid of sunlight. Once the tomb robbers come out of the grave during the day, after a few hours of sunshine, the "corpse lice" will hide under the skin.It's like having pimples on the skin. If you don't pay attention to it, you may think it is really a normal pimple.

Whenever it rains and snows, the "corpse lice" will come out to suck blood.Since the blood of a living person is hot, it is not fast to drink.Unless there are tens of millions of them crawling onto people together...

Although Fatty Liu doesn't have much on his legs, if it's the rainy season, I probably won't be able to see this little fatty anymore.

But this "corpse lice" is awesome, even if zombies touch it, they will be sucked dry.It's just that no one has been able to control "corpse lice" since ancient times, so this has become a bed theory.So after I gave this "corpse louse" a nice name - "alien"...

I sat down at the table, opened the book and read it for a while, and it was dawn.I chatted with Fatty Liu for a whole night last night.So I didn't read the book for a long time, and it was dawn.

I stretched my waist, washed my face, and put incense on the patriarch.Originally, he wanted to wake Fatty Liu up, but he saw that he was sleeping too soundly.I smiled, and couldn't bear to disturb, so I went out to buy breakfast by myself.

I ate some casually, and brought Fatty Liu a few fried dough sticks and a bowl of spicy soup with meatballs.I didn't expect that this kid not only didn't wake up, but also fell asleep.

I didn't want to call him either, so I cleaned up the house.Seeing that the incense in the censer was almost exhausted, he came to the patriarch's altar and lit another three pillars of incense.

Just about to insert it into the incense burner, I only heard a knock on the door.I looked back and saw an old man standing at the door.I didn't lock the door just now, now the old man came and stood at the door and knocked on the door.

I hurriedly let him in, and then I went to burn incense and kowtow.After I finished all this, I came over and asked the old man what was the matter.

The old man turned out to come to me for a fortune-telling, so I smiled and explained the basic rules of divination.The old man was about to ask for divination, and I saw Fatty Liu stretched himself.I winked at Fatty Liu, and then pointed to the fried dough sticks and Hu spicy soup not far away.

Watch Fatty Liu wash up and eat breakfast by himself.I don't care about it, just look at the hexagrams the old man begged for.

The old man counts his grandson's studies, and the hexagram is very simple.Lei Tianda Zhuang transforms into Lei Diyu, the next three lines are activated, and Liuchong transforms into **.This hexagram not only shows that the children and grandchildren will be successful in their studies, but also shows that the old man has added a baby to his family recently.

When I told the old man, the old man shook his head and said, "Master, you said that my grandson can be admitted to our letter. This child is good at studying. But you said that there will be a child in my family. This is not allowed. I only have one son. , and now another grandson. The grandson hasn’t graduated from university yet? How could he have a child. You must have miscalculated this.”

I smiled and said to the old man: "Yes, you can give half of the money first. After a few days, you will have a baby at home, come and give me the rest of the money. Remember to bring me some wedding candy then."

As soon as the old man heard this, he said, "No problem at all. If the master really has more people, I will definitely treat you to dinner." I nodded, and then sent the old man out of the house with [-] yuan of money.

It's just that I didn't expect that Fatty Liu was squatting at the door and serving breakfast.It is the habit of the old Shaanxi people to eat while squatting.

I looked at Fatty Liu squatting to eat, and said with a smile: "Hi! Hurry up, kid. Is there anything else to do later?"

Fatty Liu didn't stand up either, but just glanced at me and said, "Okay, it'll be ready soon! The King of Hades urges you not to urge you to eat, why do you even urge you to eat?"

I smiled and ignored him, and suddenly thought that there was one thing missing.I told Fatty Liu to keep an eye on the door, and I went to the supermarket to buy it.

Now I always feel that I owe Fatty Liu too much in my heart, and I haven't done my best to be a friend.Some feel sorry for him, always want to make up for him...