My years as a fortune teller

It's not the first time I've been hung from a tree, especially this kind of upside down.I remember that year after I was hanged from a tree by a little girl, it seemed that no one had ever hung me.

But today, he was hanged up again. I don't know who didn't have eyes to do this kind of thing?If I found out, I would have to peel off his skin.It's okay to set a trap here, do you want to play me to death again?

No, there is a small problem here.What is this place?If I'm not wrong, this is the back mountain of the magic tire practice.If I'm not wrong, it should be from the back mountain.So if there are traps here, apart from being set by the enemies of the magic tire, it was set by its subordinates.

First, it is impossible for ordinary people to come here, because this is the back mountain, and the front is the place where the magic tire is cultivated.Therefore, such an important place will not allow outsiders to come.Even if they come, they will usually be murdered by the devil tire.

Second, even if someone else came here, who would be the target?Magic tire?With such a rope, can the magic tire be removed from this world?It's not that simple, if it's really like this, there must be a killer move.

But no matter what happens now, I have to escape from here first.If it is under the devil's tire, haven't I just left the wolf's den and entered the tiger's den?So let's leave first, let's avoid this time.

Since the last time I was hanged upside down from a tree by that little girl, I have been researching what to do in a similar situation.So today when something like this happened again, I immediately knew what to do.

In fact, when encountering such a thing, the first thing is not to panic.Once panicked, there is no way to save yourself.After doing this, the next point is the simplest and most direct method.

First look at the thickness of the branch tied with the rope?If the branches are not thick enough, and your body is very strong.Then you can take advantage of this opportunity and snap off the branch and come down directly.Of course, the first condition for doing this is that you are not afraid of falling.

Because once the rope is broken, or the branch is broken, there is no one or anything to pick you up.Then you must be prepared to adjust the direction before falling.Otherwise, it will not be good for you if you head down or your feet down, and you will be injured.

The second way is to look at your waist strength.If your waist is strong and flexible.Then the best way is to bend over and grab the rope that binds your leg.Then use the dagger in your hand to cut the rope.

Actions like this are often seen in some Hong Kong and Taiwan action movies.Especially Jackie Chan's modern action movies, such plots appear more often.So as long as your waist is strong, this method is the best.

The last way, and the most direct way, is to yell for help at the top of your voice, if you are lucky now.Then the possibility of being rescued is very high, but the possibility of attracting enemies is also very high.

I'm not so stupid to choose the third method, because my environment does not allow me to shout.Then only the first and second methods can be used.

I won't choose the first one, because I just saw that the rope is tied to a very thick branch.And the rope connected to me is at least as thick as two fingers.So with the first method, unless my brain is abnormal.

Then there is the second method left, which depends on whether my waist is strong or not.In fact, I have tried this kind of exercise, but it is difficult to say that it was successful, because I am a fat man.Everyone knows that fat people have no strength in their waists, and it is very difficult to do sit-ups and so on.

But I have my own method, although this method is a bit more difficult.what way?In fact, it is to do similar sit-ups, but instead of sitting up directly according to the standard.Because first I was suspended in the air, and it would be difficult to put my head directly on my knees.So I moved slowly first, and when it was about the same time, I sat up and grabbed the rope.

There is a very bad thing about doing this. If you don't grab the rope once, it will be difficult to exert force on your waist. This is not the most troublesome thing.Watch out for your aging waist if you don't grab the rope once.

I've done this a few times, so I'm pretty experienced.And this rope is relatively long, so it is still relatively easy for me to grab.So I succeeded in one attempt, but almost flashed my bucket-like waist.

I grabbed the rope and found a knife, which was actually the short sword used by the seniors' juniors.But it would seem that it should be called a dagger more appropriately.I grab the top half of the rope with my hands and cut not far from my feet.

Soon the rope was cut, but I didn't fall.It was because I was pulling one end of the rope that it didn't fall.I'm not that stupid. I was hanged here for a long time.Then the brain is full of blood, if I don't catch it and fall, won't I become a person planted in the ground?

Besides, the tree is so tall, there must be no good fruit to eat if it falls.Either broke his ass in half, or broke his leg.So I grabbed the other end of the rope just to keep myself from falling.

Of course, you can't hold on to it like this all the time. It's better to find a way to climb up the tree quickly.I put the dagger in my mouth, grabbed the rope with both hands and pulled it upwards.At last I caught hold of a branch tied with a rope, and I climbed to the top of the tree.

I have practiced this series of actions.That's why I was able to climb the tree smoothly, thanks to that little girl.I would never have thought of these things without her help.

I tidied up a little on the tree and prepared to slide down slowly along the trunk.Suddenly, I heard footsteps. Although it was not very loud, it was still very clear in this quiet environment.

I hurriedly climbed up two more branches, and hid in a place with more lush branches and leaves.Because I don't know whether it's an enemy or a friend, so let's hide first!Besides, I have few friends here, but many enemies!

After I hid for a while, I vaguely saw two people approaching.Then I sat down under a tree not far from me, and the two drank water with bamboo tubes.

I have never met these two people, in fact, I have never seen many people here.Except for the old Lutou, there are almost no familiar people.The rest of the people were just a few I saw that night when I was watching the fight with the cat demon.And none of those few survived, almost all died in the hands of the magic tire.

So this will come across, and I will not recognize it even more. "Hey!" One of them said suddenly after drinking a few sips of water: "Didn't the master take revenge for you? Why are you still so bitter? Be careful of being gossiped."

After the other listened to it, he said after a long time: "What do you know, the culprit who killed my father has not been found yet. When I find that old thing, I must cut off a piece of meat and feed it to the dogs."

The person who started to speak suddenly said in a low voice: "Do you know that your father's accident this time was actually ordered by the master. If you think about it, if the master doesn't give the order, who would dare to touch your father's finger?"

"What you said is true?" The man asked immediately after hearing it: "Is there any evidence for what you said? You can't make it up! If the master finds out about this, be careful of your life!"

The person who spoke at the beginning was silent for a while, as if looking around for something.Then he said in a low voice: "I heard from the second housekeeper! He is the master's confidant, so there should be nothing wrong with it. The second housekeeper said that your father is acting as an informer in front, and that he wants to buy virgins for the master. But this For two years, your father didn't do these things well. This time, such two people were attracted, which almost ruined the master's event. So the master asked the second housekeeper to disclose the information to the opposite party, and killed your father with the other party's knife and children."

The other stood up after listening to it, and I immediately understood that it was the son of Old Lutou and an accomplice.It can be heard from this exchange that the power of the magic tire is very powerful.There is actually a second housekeeper, maybe there is a third housekeeper...