My years as a fortune teller

Watching two people arguing, if I don't stop it, neither will others.Because except for the two of them and Li Luzi, the rest are my friends, and friends who have experienced life and death, so in their eyes, I am the backbone and the brain.

So under such circumstances, as long as I don't try to persuade the fight, no one will.And there's going to be a question, a very interesting question.Li Luzi actually added fuel and vinegar, constantly sowing discord.

It doesn't sound like sowing discord, it's just repeating what the other person said for others to hear.And he is not that kind of honest, but he is making a strange face while repeating the other party's words.

In this way, as long as it is the party who is scolded, it will definitely be even more angry.This can be seen from the facial expressions of the two of them, especially Bai Yinzhong's eyes are wide open, very ghost-like, almost jumping over to bite someone.

And although Huang Xiaolong had a smile on his face, everyone could see that he was trying to restrain himself, and his appearance was not much better, just a little bit stronger than Bai Yinzhong.

Jin Nantian touched my leg, which meant that it was almost time for me to persuade me.In fact, I didn't mean to persuade them, but I had the idea of ​​adding fuel to the fire.But Jin Nantian's reminder is also right, we just met, if the trouble is too bad, how can we go out to do errands?So suppress it now, and then slowly provoke it later!

Thinking of this, I slapped the table hard, and everyone looked at me in surprise.Especially Su Huier obviously jumped a bit, probably no one except Jin Nantian thought I would do this.

I threw my chopsticks away, looked at the two of them and said, "What do you want to do? Fight? Fight? If you fight, we'll get out of your way. If it doesn't work, I'll get you a loudspeaker, and I'll give you a loudspeaker." Have you made the best tea? If you want to fight, fine, I'll find you a knife right now!"

After finishing speaking, he looked at Siyan and Chi Chao and said, "Go and get the kitchen knife for meat removal to these two masters!" Siyan and Chi Chao thought I was joking, and neither of them moved.I shouted sharply: "Why are you still sitting there in a daze, why didn't you hear what I want you to do?"

Chi Chao and Si's eyes trembled, they stood up and were about to go out.Jin Nantian hastily stretched out his hand to stop him and said, "Okay, okay, don't you see that Mr. Zhang is angry? These are all angry words, don't take it to heart!"

I turned my head and stared at Jin Nantian, he smiled and took my hand.He kicked me lightly under the table, and said to me: "Huzi, Mr. Zhang! Don't be angry, calm down, come, I'll feed you some candy."

As he spoke, he held something in his hand and stuffed it into my mouth.I pushed, glared at him, looked at Bai Yinzhong and Huang Xiaolong and said, "You two, no matter what, we are all in the same boat now. Only by helping each other can we find what we want. If we keep doing this Noisy, how to complete the mission when the mind is scattered? You two said, if anyone is unwilling to participate, just quit now."

The two of them stopped talking, and Li Luzi suddenly said: "Okay, okay, I don't want to participate. I want this girl to accompany me, can I stay here to play?" He said and took Su Hui'er's hand.

I glared at Li Luzi and said, "I won't talk about you because you are an elder. You have traveled more salt than I have eaten. You have experienced more water than I have drunk. Don't give a shit Shameless, I thought I was afraid of you if I didn't tell you. If you offend me, no matter who you are, I should still hit you."

Actually, what I said was for Bai Yinzhong, and he really understood it.He smiled with a slanted mouth, lowered his head and stopped talking.Li Luzi lowered his head, fiddling with the things in his hands, as if he was aggrieved.

I sighed and said, "Okay, since none of you want to quit, let's just choose a team leader. He will be in charge of everyone's overall affairs. Let's see who we should be the team leader here?"

In fact, you don’t need to ask me to know, it must be me.Bai Yinzhong wanted to be the team leader in the past, and he was also qualified.But what happened just now, knowing that he chose to be the team leader, Huang Xiaolong was the first one who didn't want to.

And Huang Xiaolong understood even more that he was hopeless too.The first stumbling block is his eyes, and the second stumbling block is Bai Yinzhong.So apart from these two, I deservedly became the favorite.

But unexpectedly, Li Luzi suddenly shouted: "I will, I will, I will. Otherwise, I will not tell you another secret! Without this secret, you will not find a bigger secret. "

He speaks inconsequentially, and almost no one believes it.And everyone will not agree with him being the team leader, but I still believe Li Luzi's words.Because it is better to believe that there is something than to believe that there is nothing.

So I said to him: "Okay, I agree, but you have to call the little monk who is eating next to you. Otherwise, we can't believe that you are capable." As soon as Li Luzi stood up and left, I looked around winked.

With four eyes knowing, he followed Li Luzi and went out. It is estimated that Li Luzi would not find the little monk when he went out.Besides, I'm also afraid that he will cause trouble for me, so I feel more at ease if someone follows me.

After they went out, I looked at everyone and said, "Okay, let's continue to choose. If there is no suitable leader, everyone must be in a mess. Here I recommend Senior Bai Yinzhong!"

Bai Yinzhong glanced at me, and I said with a smile: "Firstly, Senior White is the oldest senior here, and secondly, he has extensive knowledge. The third is what I value most, and that is Senior White's prestige in the Taoist sect. After we go out this time, we will definitely encounter various dangers. With Senior White, I believe this journey will be much smoother."

My proposal surprised Bai Yinzhong somewhat, and also surprised the rest of the people.Huang Xiaolong smiled and said to us: "You are very right, I mean the same thing. But I want to declare that if he is the captain, I will definitely quit this team."

I frowned, looked at Huang Xiaolong and said, "Brother, your understanding of Dragon Staff is what we need most. If you leave this team, what should we do if we encounter problems?"

Bai Yinzhong sneered twice and said: "If you quit the team, it would be the happiest thing for me. But I will definitely not do this team leader. You'd better find someone else for this kind of labor-intensive work."

Bai Yinzhong was afraid that I would persuade him, so he continued: "I know that many people are prejudiced against me, but I am very happy that you, fat boy, can recommend me to be the team leader. But I am used to being loose, so I am not suitable for this kind of work." things."

In fact, I didn't want to persuade him anymore, but now he can say that, I'm still very happy.The next one I can recommend is Huang Xiaolong, the rest of the people will definitely not be the team leader.

Huang Xiaolong chuckled and said, "It's good that you have self-knowledge, and if you are given a sesame seed, it's a treasure." Then he turned to me and said, "Brother, I came here not only to know the secrets hidden by the dragon staff, but also for you. Character, so I choose you as the team leader!"

Bai Yinzhong sat up straight and said: "From the time you entered the door until now, you have said this useful sentence. I support you, fat boy. Except for you, I really despise the rest of the people here."

When Su Huier heard this, she straightened her arms and said, "I agree too!" But when everyone looked at her, they put their hands down and muttered, "I just agree, what's wrong?"

I looked back at Jin Nantian, and he immediately said: "Look what I am doing! After so much experience, don't I listen to you? Well, don't talk about it, I think this proposal is okay."

I closed my eyes and thought about it, and said to everyone: "I can do it, but you must promise to obey my arrangement. Make sure you don't casually tell what we have learned to people who have nothing to do with this incident."

Everyone agreed, and I breathed a sigh of relief.I don't like these false titles of team leader, but this time I have to get it.Because there are three uncertain factors in it, which may capsize you at any time.So I have to control in many ways, so as to ensure that fewer things happen...