My years as a fortune teller

We must constantly adapt to the environment and society.But there are many people who are always like this, always feel that the pressure is too great, and this is what.

Every time I meet such a person, I have nothing to say.I don't understand why these people don't think about it. Dinosaurs have long since disappeared from the earth, but cockroaches are still crawling on the ground.When we encounter a difficult environment, we must have the spirit of cockroaches.This metaphor seems disgusting, but it is so realistic when you think about it.Isn't it all because of this reason that the creatures that have survived hundreds of millions of years ago?

Looking at the red-haired zombie who was on fire and gradually ran away without a trace.I let out a long breath, I didn't expect this guy to be so difficult to deal with.To be able to resist the sky thunder, is it really the realm of copper skin and iron bones?If it is really copper-skinned and iron-framed, I have nothing to do, even if the master and the teacher come, they may not be its opponents.

As I was thinking about it, I looked at He Simin, probably this time the girl was completely terrified.And the people standing in the circle were still in a daze.

I yelled at them: "Why are you still in a daze? Looking at the diorama? Come out and help?"

These people came back to their senses and hurriedly ran outside.Professor He was busy going to see his daughter. Fatty Liu ran up to me and asked stammeringly, "Big...big fat...that...that...just...just...stiff ...Zombie...Zombie?"

I despised him for a while and said: "In the future, when you talk, you should straighten your tongue before speaking. Only a red-haired zombie is afraid of this. How will you go to the grave in the future?"

Then I turned around and said to Cui Erye: "How about you, did you see one of those two? Can you still remember?"

Second Master Cui didn't answer me, but Chen Wu said, "Master Zhang, I can assure you that it is the one that attacked us. That's right, it must be."

As soon as I heard Chen Wu's words, I was about to go up to ask carefully, when Cui Erye said: "That's right, Brother Chen Wu is right, I was the closest to it at that time. I can clearly remember that its right rib There are obvious knife marks. When you were fighting just now, I saw knife marks. So I can be sure!"

I knew it in my heart, it seems that there really is a red-haired zombie who is not afraid of the sun!But how is it not afraid of lightning strikes and sunlight?Could this be the legendary copper skin and iron bones?It's impossible to really have copper skin and iron bones, and it doesn't look like this.Besides, it is really copper-skinned and iron-framed, so why isn't it afraid of the sun?

As I was thinking about these questions, I heard He Simin struggling in her father's arms while shouting "Ah... ah... ghost! Ghost!"

Seeing the situation, I walked forward, without saying a word, I slapped my face twice, then pressed my shoulders and said: "Be sober, there are all living people here, what the hell is there?"

I don't know if my voice was too loud, or the slap in the face had an effect.He Simin immediately fell silent, and wept softly in his father's arms.

To be honest, when I beat He Simin, my subordinates still reserved some treats, which was much easier than beating Fatty Liu.But there were still five finger prints on He Simin's face.Ten to be exact, five on each side.Hey, there is no way, who told us to double-broken palms!

I thought she was almost awake now, so I told everyone to go back to the tent first.I turned around and walked towards the five-element mound just now. I didn't expect that the "four eyes" had already squatted there to study.

I walked over and was about to say hello, but he said without looking back: "Master Zhang, look at these small pieces of wood, they seem to be the core of these mounds."

This kid is disobedient and keeps calling me "Master Zhang" and I can't do anything about him.I knelt down and looked at the small wood chips floating in the water.Take a piece out and have a closer look.

He exhaled and said to "Four Eyes", "Look, the handwriting on this is the earliest rune, which we generally call ghost characters. It seems that I will gain a lot from this visit. Let's go, first I’ll talk about it later when I get back.”

"Four Eyes" hummed, fished out the remaining small pieces of wood from the water, and followed me back to the tent.

Unexpectedly, these people were all gathered in Professor He's tent, and He Simin was still twitching and crying there.

I stood at the entrance of the tent and looked inside, and said with a smile, "Where are you meeting here? Or is it a meeting? It's too much not to notify me!" I walked into the tent while talking.

The people around gave way to each other, leaving a gap between me and the "four eyes".Professor He rested in a tent with his daughter and added some instruments.Therefore, his tent is also the largest, and all people can surround it.

After I sat down, I looked at He Simin and said, "Little Mantou, it's because you are too stubborn this time. You don't want to come, you have to come. You don't want to go out of this circle, you have to go out. See if you were molested by zombies?"

Having said that, I looked at Mr. Lin again and said: "You have also seen the scene just now, just this one is enough for me to keep busy. There are more in the tomb, and I won't be able to take care of so many at that time. So it’s too late to regret it now, leave immediately at dawn tomorrow. If I get inside, I’ll take care of it.”

Unexpectedly, just after I finished speaking, He Simin wiped away tears and said: "If I don't go back, I will follow you to the ancient tomb. Big deal... big deal..." I can't go on talking here, wow cried again.

Professor He saw it and quickly comforted him.Why!I said it to her, I said it to everyone.Who knew that I was mocking her?Made me very boring.

The "four eyes" saw that I was a little bored, so they said, "Master Zhang, I was arranged by Master Liu to assist you. So don't ask me any more questions!" He stood up and turned around to leave the tent.

Fatty Liu and Erye Cui also said the same thing. Chen Wu felt that his master was gone, so he was unwilling to leave no matter what.What I can't figure out the most is Mr. Lin, who is actually unwilling to leave.Why!I don't want to go, what can I do.

I looked at He Simin and said, "Little Mantou, when you feel better later, come to my tent." He Simin looked up at me and said, "What are you doing?"

"I'm molesting you!" I said a little angrily, "Damn, what can I do in public? Why don't I teach you some self-defense skills." After finishing speaking, I walked out of the tent without looking back.

As soon as I entered the tent, "Four Eyes" followed.As soon as I saw him coming in, I said, "Are you looking for you? Here you are."

Looking at me with four eyes, he said, "What do you want me to do?" I nodded and said, "I have been with my brother for a long time, have you learned any spells to exorcise evil spirits? Is there any magic weapon for you?"

"Four Eyes" looked at me and said, "I'm just talking about things. When I was with Master Liu, he taught me some simple incantations and steps to exorcise ghosts. As for the magic weapon, he gave me this." As he spoke, he took out an ink fountain.

I was almost startled when I saw it, this is no ordinary ink fountain.The ink fountain is composed of four parts: Mocang, wire wheel, magic thread and ink stick.This is the most common thing in the ancient folk carpentry industry, and it is much rarer now.

Generally, ink fountains have various shapes and decorations, and ink bins are shaped like peaches, fishes, and dragons, etc., which are not only for self-entertainment, but also to show off woodworking skills.

But the shape of the ink fountain in the hands of "Four Eyes" is different. On the outside of the wooden ink fountain wheel, there are two god-like figures with different shapes and weapons in their hands. In the middle is a fierce tiger with teeth and claws.The inside of the inkjet box is red, and the inside of the general inkjet box is black.The ink line inside is also red, and there is a thick roll.

I watched this Mo Dou excitedly yell twice, which caused the rest of the people to run in, thinking that something happened to me.

When I saw that they were all coming, I said excitedly, "Come and sit down, now I have another way to protect you from going to the tomb."

After hearing this, all the people squeezed into my small tent, and I looked at it and said, "It's a bit crowded here, please bear with it." Then I cleared my throat and said, "This ink fountain is called Lu Wu Tun Ghost Dou. This Lu Wu is one of the great gods who guard the Temple of the Yellow Emperor in the "Shan Hai Jing". He often transforms into a giant tiger, so that he can get the power of the tiger. Therefore, Lu Wu is both in charge of this "capital under the emperor" and also in charge of it. "Nine Parts of Heaven". Ancient carpenters carved Lu Wu's shape on the ink fountain, and then used Luban technique to cast a spell. In this way, when doing woodworking, they can avoid Yin and drive away evil spirits. And this kind of ink fountain that has been used for more than a hundred years, It is one of the main magic weapons to restrain zombies."

Speaking of this, I looked at the crowd and continued: "Because the ink fountain is based on yang energy to avoid yin and drive away evil spirits, if such an ink fountain adds rooster blood, it can completely eliminate pure yin zombies."

Seeing that they were still a little confused, I continued: "Chen Wu, give me your machete. I will wrap it with ink fountain thread and add two talismans. From now on, your knife will be able to cut into the zombie's body. The rest Everyone will wrap the ink fountain thread around your body. I will teach Xiao Mantou some self-defense later on." As I spoke, I began to prepare for all of this.