My years as a fortune teller

When many people are not married, they look forward to a happy marriage.But after getting married, I feel so dissatisfied today, and I feel so dissatisfied tomorrow.Sometimes I feel that men make too little money, and sometimes I feel that women are lazy... All kinds of problems and contradictions emerge at once.The current high divorce rate.

There is a saying that is good, there is no absolutely happy marriage in the world, happiness only comes from infinite tolerance and mutual respect.But people nowadays are too young and too impetuous.Often it is intolerance and respect for each other.Only by calming down, carefully observing each other, and tolerant of each other's shortcomings can we live a happier life...

In fact, from the moment I entered the gate of the tomb, I already felt the difference here.With such a large tomb, there is no place for worship outside, which is unreasonable.The tomb was obviously built according to the array of Qimen Dunjia, but only one entrance was left.There is also the offering of the Nine Cauldrons Sacrifice... There is no reason for it, it shows man-made deception everywhere.

So when I knew that everyone had reached the door of the stone chamber, I understood that this is like a treasure hunt game, you want to get the ultimate treasure.It is necessary to find the clues of the treasure one stone room after another, and there are deadly monsters waiting for you in each stone room...

When you want to use the method of tomb robbery, dig a robbery hole from the bottom of a certain stone room or other places.Then congratulations to you, as long as you can get out alive and buy lottery tickets immediately without thinking about anything, you will definitely be the next millionaire this time.But I'm very sorry to remind you that this chance is tens of thousands less than the chance of being hit by a comet falling from the sky when you go out...

As soon as I entered the stone gate, I saw a neat row of headless corpses, and I understood more in my heart.The first pass to test us has arrived, but I don't know what this pass is testing, so I asked Professor He to see if the corpses here match the team members lost last time?

Basically no one came here, and these corpses did not appear last time.Then this time it was obvious that these corpses must belong to the team members from last time. If the number is correct, it means that the corpses have not been fussed for the time being.If it's not right, hehe, there must be a dead body disguised by something dirty.

Unexpectedly, I guessed it right again, and sure enough, there are two sentences about the corpse that are not quite right.I knew something was wrong, but I didn't know why.That's why I want all the people to stand back to back so that they can guard against sudden attacks from behind.

But just after I reminded, I heard a strange laugh.It's not so much a strange laugh as a ghost howl.Before I could understand where the sound came from, I saw a faint mist suddenly filled the stone room.

This mist looks a little pink, and it floats into my nostrils, with an indescribable fragrance.But if you look carefully at the fragrance, there is an indescribable smell.I don't know where this smell comes from?but...

"Not good!" I yelled: "This mist is poisonous, everyone should hold your breath tightly, or..." Before I finished speaking, I heard the sound of "plop" and "plop".

When I looked back, Mr. Lin, "Little Mantou" He Simin, and Professor He had nearly fallen to the ground.Immediately afterwards, Chen Wu, Cui Erye, and Fatty Liu also fell...

I was about to go forward and felt dizzy for a while, and then my parents, master, and teachers kept appearing in front of my eyes.I immediately closed my eyes and sat down with Hunyuan in my hand.I want to faint the Hunyuan Qi and force the poison gas out of my body.

Unexpectedly, I just sat down and was blowing poisonous gas.Suddenly I saw the teacher coming from afar, with a kind smile on his face, waving at me non-stop.

Why did the teacher come, didn't he accompany the uncle to Huashan with the master?I was about to stand up and walk in the direction of the teacher.Suddenly his shoulders sank, as if being held down by something.A majestic voice came from next to my ear: "At this time, the poison of corpse flowers released by the phantom corpse can psychedelic people's nature. Calm down and use Hunyuan Gong."

I shivered Lingling, and I didn't have time to think who reminded me.While practicing Hunyuan Kungfu to resist the poisonous mist inhaled into the body, he said silently: "The star on the stage is constantly adapting, exorcising evil spirits, protecting life and protecting the body, intelligent and clear, peaceful mind, three souls are eternal, soul is not lost, emergency Urgent as a law." I recited this mantra three times in a row, and then I felt that my brain gradually calmed down, and the breath in my body became smoother.

I slowly opened my eyes and saw that the teacher was standing there in front of me.It was clearly a mummy whose face could not be seen clearly, with long hair hanging around his waist.Damn, it really is a "phantom corpse".It looked at me too, but didn't know that I had forced the toxin out of my body.

This "phantom corpse" is actually a type of mummy.But before the zombie was formed, someone dug it out and poured the juice of the "corpse-fragrant konjac" flower on it continuously.And cast a spell, after ninety-nine and 81 days, he can become a "phantom corpse".

In the past, "corpse-flavored konjac" was often thought to be a strange flower and plant that grew on corpses in coffins made of sacred wood from Kunlun Mountains. It can confuse people's minds and make people hallucinate.

In fact, it was discovered by botanists in 1878.Native to the tropical rainforest area of ​​Sumatra, Indonesia, the diameter of the flower is 1.5 meters long and the height is nearly 3 meters.Because of its smell of rotting corpses, it is called "the smelliest flower in the world".Now it is called Titan Konjac, also known as "corpse flower, "corpse smelly konjac". Because it was rare in ancient times, it is said to be magical. It's just that this flower has a poison that can make people hallucinate, so some heretics often Used to refine "phantom corpse".

At this moment, Chen Wu yelled, jumped up suddenly, and ran after Fatty Liu.While running, he shouted: "Fatty, pay back the money from the uncle. Damn, I have been hiding for a year and a year, and I will not pay back the money. I hacked your whole family to death." Fatty Liu shouted while running: "My son, you Don't run around, be careful of falling down. Come on, stop now." The two people couldn't touch each other and ran around.

Qiu Er knelt in front of Mr. Lin, kowtowed his head like pounding garlic, and said, "I didn't want to dig your grave, it was them, they forced me. It wasn't me who destroyed your body, it was the horse. Yes It was the horse that set fire to your body. Please let me go."

Mr. Lin sat there stupidly, looked at someone and said: "These treasures are all mine, and I have slowly collected them over the past ten years. You unworthy descendants, don't even think about walking away from me."

Four eyes rolled over and sat up and said: "Xiao Wu, Xiao Wu, don't resent your elder brother, and don't resent Master Liu. You also know the situation at that time. Xiao Wu, Xiao Wu..."

I looked back at Professor He holding his daughter and said, "My wife, don't leave me. Xiao Min is still young, so I can't live without you!" Tears streamed down my face.But He Simin hugged his father and said: "Honey, I miss you so much, are you over there?" He said and kissed his father on the mouth.

At this moment, Second Master Cui came over and grabbed He Simin's neck and said: "You whore, my brother took care of you well when he was alive. You ran away with others just after he left. I bumped into you today, look I don't want your life..." He Simin blushed when Cui Erye pinched her, and slowly stuck out her tongue.

Let me save people first.In the past, he slapped Second Master Cui, wanting him to wake up.Unexpectedly, Second Master Cui made a sudden move, turned his face and stared at me with bloodshot eyes and said, "Abusive man, so you are here. When I get rid of this whore, I'll come and get rid of you." Wave your arms and push me far away.

I rely on, how can this be done.When I was in trouble, I suddenly thought of blood jade, why not use blood jade for me?When I was about to take out the blood jade, suddenly Second Master Cui waved the silver slave and rushed towards me.Muttering in his mouth: "The adulterer, see if I don't kill you? The adulterer..."

I jumped up in fright when I saw it. At this time, my silver slave was protecting him, but he actually took the silver slave to kill me.If this is really being stabbed by him, wouldn't I become a laughing stock?

This Second Master Cui can't spell at all, Yin Nu is like a thumping dagger in his hand.In addition, what the "Phantom Corpse" emits is psychedelic and spiritual, and Yin Nu can't exert its effect at this time.

When I saw Second Master Cui stabbing at me, I quickly dodged to the side.Unexpectedly, I dodged here, and Chen Wu brandished a machete and slashed at me.Uncle, if he hadn't taken an extra step backwards, he wouldn't have opened his head.Just a strand of hair on his forehead fell to the ground with the knife.

What's wrong with me relying on his sister, why are two people with weapons attacking me.Who did I provoke?Why does it seem like you have a deep hatred for me, just cut it with a knife?

I swallowed a mouthful of saliva and looked at these two people with bloodshot eyes, one was my friend for many years, and the other was just met recently.This meeting is actually holding a knife, just like the one who has a deep hatred for me, baring his teeth and approaching me step by step.

If I want to solve the "Phantom Corpse", I have to bring these two down first, it is impossible to kill them.It's all my friends and I can't do it, as long as they hit the ground and don't attack me anymore.But the weapons in the hands of these two guys, I must die if I get hit.It’s alright for me to beat Cui Erye, Chen Wu is a professional bodyguard, I beat him as a joke, only myself is unlucky.

While I backed away, I thought about how not to hurt my companions, and let them rest on the ground for a while.All of a sudden, I was cruel, okay, let’s do this...